- Fred: Now let's see who this mysterious woman stealer really is.
- (Velma unmasks Dandy Highwayman)
- Everyone: The librarian?
- Shaggy: Like, seriously? But you're not even British.
- Scooby: I'm so confused. Why?
- Librarian: It's simple, really. You spend a life reading about other people's exciting adventures and never, never, never have one of your own. It's awful. (sadly) I'm so lonely.
- Velma: Jinkies. How did I miss that one?
- Librarian: I never really had any friends growing up. All I had were my books. For years I stayed in my room and read about incredible adventures, other people's adventures. Then, I got an idea, I was going to become the Dandy Highwayman. I was going to be the king of adventures and adored by women everywhere. I studied how to do an English accent. I incorporated a motorcycle helmet into my costume's hat and practiced my motorcycle skills for hours and hours. Then, I discovered something unimaginable: the key to a woman's total admiration and devotion. All you have to do is pay attention to them when they're talking. CRAZY, isn't it? It wasn't until I started to moderate the book club that I learned how to listen. From there, I actually became interested in what women have to say. Before long, I was fully engaged in their desires and feelings. I was living in the dream. And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling romance killers.
- Sheriff Stone: I'm not buying it for a second. You put some kind of voodoo MAGIC SPELL on them, you did.
- Librarian: Never. I just listened, that's all. Except when the going got tough. I had a little help. (uncovers the earplugs) These earplugs were the only magic I used.
- Sheriff Stone: I knew it! I knew there was some kind of trick involved. Listening to women? Who ever heard of such a thing?!
- (Mayor Nettles and Daphne arrive)
- Daphne: Jeepers! The librarian? I kind of feel bad for him. You know, he never really abducted the wives. They said they went with him willingly because he was mysteriously charming and--
- Sheriff Stone: We know, we know. The whole listening and paying attention thing. We get it already. Whatever.
- (Sheriff Stone and deputy take the Librarian into custody)
- (Scooby is in the strange dream)
- Scooby: Ohh!
- Dancing Man: Scooby-Doo, your time has come. She is here.
- (Nova arrives)
- Scooby: Nova?
- Nova: I am not Nova. I've only borrowed her body so that I may bring you an urgent message. Scooby-Doo, your life is in danger.
- Scooby: Huh?
- Nova: I am of the Anunnaki, interdimensional beings that visit the planet earth every few thousand years. We arrive at a time call Nibiru, when the barriers between our worlds grow weak. The Anunnaki have a great history of helping humans, but we have no physical form and must inhabit animals. This is why some animals, our descendants, can talk and others cannot. But not all Anunnaki are kind and good. There are evil ones. And the most evil one of all is imprisoned beneath Crystal Cove and must not be set free. You must undo it, Scooby-Doo. Undo it all. Save yourself. Save your friends. Save the world.
- (Scooby wakes up in the real world)
- Scooby: Hmm? Hmm? Duh! The cursed treasure is evil. Evil! We have to destroy it!
- (Velma, Fred, Daphne and Shaggy look at Scooby, a bit shocked)