The Disney Junior Gang's Adventures of Toy Story/Transcript

This is the script for The Disney Junior Gang's Adventures of Toy Story.

Script

Intro

[The film starts in Mickey's Clubhouse]

Mickey Mouse: Welcome to our clubhouse everybody. Guess what? We are going miniature!

[Ding Dong]

[A Handy Helper opens the door and the rest of the Disney Junior Gang walk in]

The Disney Junior Gang: Hey, Mickey!

Mickey: Hi, guys! What is it?

Dusty: We're going miniature.

[Just then, the doorbell rings. A handy helper opens the door to let Professor Ludwig Von Drake in]

Quincy: Hey, Professor!

Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Hello, Everybody. [to the viewers] And hello to you too. [to the Disney Junior Gang] Now, follow me to the Anywhere Area.

Mickey Mouse: Hot dog! I've got it!

[Mickey pulls the big yellow lever and the living room flips over to reveal a shrink ray]

Disney Junior Gang: Whoa!

Turner: What's that?

Professor Ludwig Von Drake: It's The Miniaturizer and the groundbridge it'll take you to the toy story world!

Goofy: why do we need to go there!

[Toodles arrives]

Toodles: how come!

Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Because, guys, the characters you're visiting today aren't humans like you or me. They're toys. Which is why we are using it to shrink down to their size.

Leo: What?

Oso: You heard him.

Minnie: That's not nice at all. Toys are playthings. They're not alive.

Professor Ludwig Von Drake: Ah, that's where you're wrong, Minnie. These ones are special. Whenever humans aren't around, they come to life.

Zooter: That's right.

Ellyvan: You don't usually believe in weird things, Bungo.

Bungo: Not normally, but for once I actually agree to a weird thing.

Mickey Mouse: before we shrink down, we need to get some mouseketools!

Felipe: to the mousekedoer!

[The Mousekedoer whirrs into life]

Mickey Mouse: Mouseke-hey, mouseke-hi, mouseke-ho~

Mouseke-ready, mouseke-set, here we go~

You're a thinkin' and a solvin' work-it-througher~

Mouseke-me, mouseke-you, mousekedoer~

Mouseke-me, mouseke-you, mousekedoer~

[Toodles appears beside Mickey]

Mickey Mouse: Oh, Toodles~

It's time to get to it~

Show us the Mouseketools to help us do it~

[Toodles went inside the mousekedoer just as it starts up]

Mickey Mouse: Meeska, mooska, mousekedoer!

[The mousekedoer is ready to receive the mouseketools]

Mickey and kid singers: Mouseketools, mouseketools, mouseketools~

Kids: Here are your mouseketools!~

[The screen shows 4 mouseketools]

Coop: Jetpacks, perfect for flying!

Sherrif Callie: Binoculars! awesome!

Chilly: Wow! Bouncy shoes! we might bounce with them!

Mickey Mouse: And, the mystery mouseketool. That's a surprise tool that will help us later.

[The mousekedoer sends the tools into Toodles who flies out of the mousekedoer]

Mickey Mouse: Toodles has the tools, the mouseketools~

So when we need em, Toodles will bring em~

He's here for me-dles and you-dles~ [giggles]

And all we have to say is "Oh, Toodles"~

All we have to say is "Oh, Toodles"!~

[Toodles rings and flies off]

Annie: Now that we've got our mouseketools, lets shrink down!

June: Everyone, all together now!

Disney Junior Gang: Miniaturize!

[They shrink down to size of toys]

Baby Kermit: Alright, come on.

[They set off and head through the groundbridge]

"You've Got a Friend in Me"/The Coast is Clear

[In a kid's bedroom, boxes made to look like buildings are place in different areas. A kid holds a Mr. Potato Head toy in front of one of them]

One-Eye Bart: Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

[The kid shakes a piggy bank and a few coins fall out]

One-Eye Bart: [chuckles] Money, money, money! [kisses the coins]

Bo Peep: Stop it. Stop it, you mean old potato.

One Eye Bart: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!

Sheep: Help! Baa! Help us!

Bo Peep: Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!

[Then the kid picks up a cowboy doll and pulls the string in it's back]

Voice box: Reach for the sky.

One-Eye Bart: Oh, no. Sheriff Woody.

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) I'm here to stop you, One-Eye Bart.

One-Eye Bart: D'oh! How did you know it was me?

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Are you gonna come quietly?

One-Eye Bart: You can't touch me, sheriff. I've brought my attack dog, with a built in forcefield!

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!

[A toy dinosaur eats a slinky dog]

Boy: (doing Woody's voice) You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and Tater Tots.

[A baby girl picks up, sucks on, and bangs Mr. Potato Head against her crib, sending his parts flying]

Boy: You've save the day again, Woody. [He pull Woody's pull string]

Voice box: You're my favorite deputy.

[The title "The Disney Junior Gang's Adventures of Toy Story" comes up as You've Got A Friend in Me starts playing]

Boy: Come on, let's round up the cattle.

[The boy turns two boxes with cows drawn on them and uses a skipping rope as a lasso]

[He then kicks a box out of his way]

Boy: Round them up, Cowboy.

[He put Woody on a remote controlled car and drove them into a box]

Boy: Hey, cowboy.

[Woody is later waling though a desert, but in reality, he's seen riding on the boy's back in front of a painting]

Boy: Come on, Woody. [places him on the banister and he slides down it into his arms]

[The boy and Woody spin in a chair]

Boy: Whoa!

[He saw Woody on the chair and put him down on the edge of the chair]

Boy: Score!

[He walk over to his mum]

Boy: Wow! Cool!

Mrs Davis: What do you think?

Boy: Oh, this looks great, Mom!

Mrs Davis: (laughs) Okay, birthday boy.

Boy: We saw it at the store, I asked you for it!

[The boy is very excited about his special]

Mrs Davis: One, two- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.

Boy: Can we leave this up until we move?

Mrs Davis: Sure, we can leave it.

Boy: Yeah.

Mrs Davis: Now go get Molly. Your friends are going to be here any minute.

Boy: Okay. It's party time, Woody. Yee-haw!

[He sets off up stairs]

Molly: [Squealing]

Boy: Howdy, little lady.

Molly: [Squealing]

Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

Boy: Come on, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy. See you later, Woody.

[He shuts the door behind him. The portal opens in the middle of the room and The Disney Junior Gang come out]

Mickey Mouse: Wow.

Manny Garcia: This is amazing.

Oso: Just check out that paper on the wall.

Baby Piggy: [notices Woody] Look! Up there!

Doc McStuffins: It's Woody!

Sofia: Doc, you know this cowboy?

Doc Mcstuffins: Yes, Sofia he was my first patient.

Lambie: Hey, I remember him, Doc and i met him when his pull string was broken.

Doc McStuffins: Let see if he remember us.

[Woody comes to life and sits up]

Woody: Pull my string, the birthday party's today? Okay, everyone. Coast is clear.

[The Disney Junior Gang watch as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head]

Sofia: When Professor Ludwig Von Drake said these things came to life when people aren't around, he wasn't kidding.

[On the bed, Woody spots the Disney Junior Gang]

Woody: Hey, Doc!

[Doc and the Disney Junior Gang approach the bed]

Doc McStuffins: Hi, Woody! Long time no see.

Woody: It sure is. Since you helped me with my pull string, Andy's been making sure not to make the same mistake twice.

Chilly: Glad to hear it, buddy.

Woody: (chuckles as Lambie cuddles him) And Lambie's cuddles are as heart-warming as I remember.

Lambie: You were very brave back then, Woody. And you still are today.

Doc McStuffins: And we're glad you're staying in healthy shape.

Woody: I know.

Manny Garcia: It's nice to meet you.

Woody: How did you shrink to my size anyways?

Eubie: We used the miniaturizer to shrink down to the size of toys if you're wondering.

Woody: Wow, they can do that now?

Sir Kirby: They truly can.

Woody: Wow.

Goofy: Yep. Really something.

Robot ray: That's right. No need to get anxious, too.

Woody: I know. (to June) We're OK with you knowing about toys come to life but don't tell Andy or anyone about us coming alive. OK?

June: Our lips... [making a zip line with her hand] are sealed.

Ellyvan: We promise not to tell Andy or anyone else about you toys coming to life.

Mickey Mouse: Good. Make yourselves at home.

[The Disney Junior Gang have went to the room]

Mr Potato Head: Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

[The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk. Hamm the Piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot. Mr Potato Head comes with his parts all mixed up]

Mr Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!

Hamm: I don't get it. (he walks off)

Mr Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

[He walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused]

Woody: Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

Sarge: Sir! No, sir!

Woody: OK. Hey, thank you. At ease.

[He and The Disney Junior Gang jump down from the bed and look around]

Woody: Hey, uh, Slinky?

[Slinky, a dog with a slink between his head and back appears, pushing a checker board with red and black checkers]

Slinky: Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

Woody: No. Slink.....

Slinky: Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.

Woody: N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.

Slinky: Bad news?!

Woody: [holds Slinky's mouth shut] Ssssh!

[The toys stop and look at Woody, Slinky, and The Disney Junior Gang]

Woody: Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.

Slinky: Got it.

Woody: Be happy.

[slinky walks away laughing]

Woody: Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.

[Snake hides under the bed]

Robot: Hey!

[He reaches under the bed and brings Snake out]

Woody: You guys can join the staff meeting and help set things up if you like.

Quincy: We'd be honored. Come on.

Leo: On it, Quincy.

[A sketch board walks past Woody who stops in a Western battle way]

Woody: Hey, Etch, Guys. Draw!

[They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun]

Woody: Oh! Got me again.

Quincy: Wow. That's the best drawing I ever saw.

Goofy: Good job, Etch.

Woody: Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.

Slinky: Got a staff meeting you guys. Come on. Let's go.

[The toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]

Woody: Now, where is that... Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

[Then a green toy dinosaur jumps up and roars at Woody]

Rex: Roaaaaar!

Woody: How're you doin', Rex?

Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

Thomas: You scared me though.

Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming across off as annoying.

Zooter: Maybe you need to practice more.

Manny Garcia: That way, you'll be able to roar like a real dinosaur.

Rex: Thanks. (saw The Disney Junior Gang) Wait, are you The Disney Junior Gang?

Donald Duck: Yep. That's us.

Rex: I've seen you all on TV! I'm such a fan of your heroic acts!

Ellyvan: Well, thanks.

Minnie Mouse: Huh. I guess we go on adventures like Pooh.

Mickey Mouse: You said it Minnie.

Oso: Yes! Here’s us.

Doc: Well, thank you!

Dusty: Yes! The fans thing comes up too!

Pooh: That's right! I guess there’s always something about the time.

Daisy Duck: The biggest celebrations for the World Grand Prix Racers.

[Mickey Mouse nods his head in agreement. Woody got grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep]

Woody: (coughs) Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

Bo Peep: I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Woody: Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

Bo Peep: What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

Woody: (sheepish giggling) Oh, yeah! (mutters)

Bo Peep: Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

[She walks off, leaving Woody baffled]

Randon Toy: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Felipe: I think Woody's in love with her.

Stuffy: Yeah. The famous L word.

[A bull dog egg toy lets four other egg toys out]

Slinky: Hey, Woody, guys, come on.

June: Coming, Slinky.

Mack: On our way.

The Staff Meeting

[Woody walks over to the podium and stands. Mike, a speaker with a microphone attached, clears his throat to get Woody's attention and held out his microphone]

Woody: Oh, thanks, Mike.

[He picks up the microphone]

Woody: OK..... Whoa, whoa. Step back.

Hamm: For crying out loud.

The Disney Junior Gang: (held their ears) Ow!

[Mike steps back until the feedback fades away]

Woody: Thank you. (blows into the microphone) Hello? Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. OK. First item today: Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?

[The toys are surprised]

Rex: What?

Disney Junior Gang: What?

Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.

Mr Potato Head: (holding one of his arms) Do we have to hold hands?

[The toys and heroes laugh]

Woody: You guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one! All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's Plastic Corrosion Awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. And we wanna thank Mr Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr Spell.

Mr Spell: [electronic voice] You're welcome.

Woody: OK. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here. (reads quietly) Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.

[The toys and heroes get shocked]

Rex: What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not until next week!

Hamm: What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?

Woody: Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move. (to the other toys) I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.

Mr Potato Head: Of course Woody ain't worried. He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.

Slinky: Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.

[Mr Potato Head looks at Mr Spell, pointing at Slinky's butt then pull out his mouth and tap his butt with it whilst Mr Spell laughs]

Slinky: If Woody says it's all right then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me. Woody has never steered us wrong before.

Woody: Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday, we go through this.

Rex: But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!

Woody: Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about. It doesn't matter how much we're played with.

[Woody gestures Mike to move to him since the microphone's wire is stretched too far]

Woody: What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?

Sofia: I think you're right, Woody.

[The heroes nodded in agreement]

Hamm: Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting but.... they're here! Birthday guests at three o'clock!

[Rex screams]

Woody: Stay calm, everyone!

[The toys run to the window passing Woody, and the Disney Junior Gang in a panic]

Woody: Hey!

[Mike even joins in the panic, taking the microphone out of Woody's hand]

Woody: Uh, meeting adjourned.

[The toys gets to the window to see what's going on]

Hamm: Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?

Mr Potato Head: I can't see a thing.

[He pick out his two eyes and lift them above the toys to see Andy's friends bringing in presents]

Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure!

Rex: Any dinosaur shaped ones?!

Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud. They're all in boxes, you idiot.

Rex: They're getting bigger!

Slinky: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

Child: Hi!

[The boy holding the present turns to the other kid, revealing his present to be really long and making the toys panic, Rex screaming in the process]

Mr Spell: Spell: trash can.

Rex: We're doomed!

Woody: All right! All right! If we send out the troops, will you all calm down?

Rex: Yes! Yes! We promised!

Woody: OK! Save your batteries.

Hamm: Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.

Recon Plan Charlie

[Woody jumps onto the bed and looks at Sarge]

Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red! You know what to do.

Sarge: Yes, sir!

[Sarge jumps down from the table and onto one of the drawers]

Sarge: All right, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move! Move, move, move, move!

[The Green Army Men jump from the bucket and went out the door, carrying some rope and a baby monitor with them. Sarge look over the landing with his binoculars to see Andy, his mom and his friends heading for the living room to begin opening presents]

Mrs Davis: OK, come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.

[the kids leave the hall, and then, Sarge motions two parachuters to jump and open the parachutes to glide down to the floor and they did. They look around the hall to make sure no one is around and signals for the rope to be lower down and the rest of the Army Men slides down the rope to the floor. The toys and heroes move over to the lamp table where Woody is setting up the monitor]

Hamm: All right, gangway, gangway.

Skully: Coming through.

Goofy: Pardon me. Excuse me.

Twinkle: Sorry.

Woody: And this is how we find out what is in those presents.

[The Army Men walk across the hall when they heard Andy's mom coming]

Andy's Mom: OK, who's hungry?

[Sarge and his men all froze]

Andy's Mom: Here come the chips. I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue!

[She steps on one of the Green Army Men crushing him with her foot]

Andy's Mom: Ow! What in the world..... Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up.

[She kicks them away with her foot and moves on. In Andy's room]

Rex: Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?

Woody: Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. Come on! They're not lying down on the job.

[Cut to the hallway, where The Army Men are, ironically, lying down on the floor. Sarge stands up and motion his soldiers to move to the plant pot for safety. Sarge heard some moaning and turns to see one of his soldiers [the same one Andy's Mom stepped on] is moving limply across the floor]

Soldier: G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!

Sarge: A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

[He motions to his soldiers on the landing and they lower the baby monitor to the ground and they carry it to the flower pot. A ball moves towards them so they move fast and climbs into the pot just as the ball rolled by, followed by the kids and Andy's Mom]

Andy's Mom: [offscreen] OK, everybody, come on.

[The soldiers set the baby monitor up while a medic tends to the wounded solider and gives a thumb's up to Sarge who peers under the leaves and look through his binoculars to see the presents]

Andy's Mom: [offscreen] Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody..... You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there. Good. And..... Which present are you gonna open first?

Boy: Mine!

[Sarge looks at the presents with his binoculars]

Sarge: There they are.

[Upstairs in Andy's room, the toys, and Disney Junior Gang hear Sarge's voice on the Baby Monitor]

Sarge: [through transmitter] Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.

Woody: This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet!

Sarge: [through transmitter] Come in, Mother Bird. All right, Andy's opening the first present now.

Mr Potato Head: Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head!

[Rex and Hamm look at him, confused]

Mr Potato Head: Hey, I can dream, can't I?

Mickey Mouse: Looks like someone's wanted some love.

Minnie Mouse: Couldn't agree more, Mickey.

Sarge: [through transmitter] The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a.... It's..... It's a...... a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here.

Woody: A lunch box?

Mr Potato Head: Lunch box?

Slinky: For lunch. (laughs)

Ollie Polie: What's a lunch box?

Annie: Something you put your lunch in.

Sarge: [through transmitter] OK, second present. It appears to be..... OK, it's bed sheets.

Mr Potato Head: Who invited that kid?

Baby Gonzo: The kid's parents.

[Rimshot]

Esteban: [deadpan] That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Elena: OK, back on topic, Let's see what else Andy's friends got him.

[Sarge watches as Andy's Mom picks the present one by one until there's only one left]

Andy's Mom: Oh! Only one left.

Sarge: [through transmitter] OK, we're on the last present now.

Woody: Last present!

Sarge: [through transmitter] It's a big one. It's a.... It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!

Woody: Whew!

[The toys and heroes cheer]

Hamm: Hallelujah! Yeah! All right!

[Hamm bumps Mr Potato Head, knocking his pieces off]

Mr Potato Head: Hey, watch it!

Hamm: Sorry there, old spudhead!

Sarge: Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.

[The men start to turn off the baby monitor]

Woody: So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing to worry about.

Slinky: I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.

[Downstairs, Sarge saw Andy's mom pull out a surprise present from the closet]

Andy's Mom: Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here?

[She takes it over to the kids]

Sarge: Wait! [pointing to the baby monitor] Turn that thing back on!

[Back in Andy's room]

Sarge: [through transmitter] Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. Andy's opening it.

Quincy: I wonder what it could be.

Sarge: He's really excited about this one.

Andy [o.s.] Mom, what is it?

Sarge: It's a huge package. [one of the kids blocks his view] Oh, get outta the- One of the kids is in the way! I can't see....

[Trans. Int. Andy's room]

[The toys and heroes didn’t know what it is]

[Trans. Int. Downstairs]

Sarge: It's a.....

[Andy holds a spaceship shaped box in the air offscreen as the other kids cheer. In Andy's room]

Rex: It's a what? WHAT IS IT!?

[Rex shakes the bedside table so much, the baby monitor falls onto the floor, causing the batteries to fall out]

Rex: Oh no!

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you big lizard! Now, we'll never know what it is!

Hamm: Way to go, Rex.

Woody: No no! Turn them around, turn them around!

[Mr Potato Head is jamming the batteries in the wrong way]

Hamm: Oh, he's puttin' em in back... [shoves Mr. Potato Head aside] Here, you're puttin' em in backwards!

Woody: Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh let me!

[he jumps down, pushes Hamm outta the way and fits the batteries in himself. Downstairs, Andy leads his friends toward the stairs]

Andy Davis: Let's go to my room, guys!

Sarge: [Into the baby monitor] Red alert! Red alret! Andy is coming upstairs!

[In Andy's room, Woody finishes fixing the other baby monitor]

Woody: There.

[He pulls it back up just as Sarge's message gets through]

Sarge: [through transmitter] Juvenile intrusion! Repeat! Resume your positions now!

Woody: Andy's coming! Everyone, back to your places, hurry!

Andy's Mom: Come on down guys! Time for games! We've got prizes!

Andy: Oh, yeah!

[They hurry out of the room and shut the door.]

Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger

[Rocky Gibraltar who has been slammed by the door, falls over. The closet door opens and the toys move towards the bed]

Mr. Potato Head: What is it?

Bo Peep: Can you see it?

Slinky: What the heck is up there?

Rex: Woody, who's up there with ya?

[Woody coughs as he crawls out from under the bed]

Slinky: Woody? What are you doin’ under the bed?

Woody: Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake.

Mr. Potato Head: Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. [chuckles]

Rex: [gasps] Have you been replaced?!

Woody: Hey, what did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced. Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.

[Everyone watches Woody climb up the side of the bed. When he reaches the top, he finds a spaceman toy standing in front of him posing heroically. The spaceman toy blinks then turns his head left. Woody ducks to avoid being seen]

Woody: [gulps]

[The spaceman toy looks around the room before pressing a small red button on his chest]

Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command. [No answer, he tries again] Star Command, come in. Do you read me? [again same result] Why don't they answer? [gasps] My ship!

[He runs over to the torn up box he came in and examines one of the torn off wings]

Buzz Lightyear: Blast. This will take weeks to repair. [opens his wrist communicator] Buzz Lightyear mission log star date 4072. My ship was run off course to sector 12. I crashed landed on a strange planet. The impact must’ve woken me from hyper sleep.

[He jumps up and down on the bed]

Buzz Lightyear: Terrain's a little bit unstable. [pokes the sticker with a finger three times] No read out yet if the air is breathable and there's seemed to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Woody: [appearing in front of Buzz out of nowhere] Hello?

Buzz Lightyear: [startled] Hoo-yah!

Woody: Aaah!

[Woody and Buzz both jump back in surprise. Buzz does kung fu moves before aiming a laser lightbulb on his wrist at Woody. A little red dot is visible on Woody's forehead]

Rex: Say, what's that button do?

Buzz Lightyear: I'II show you.

[He presses the button]

Voice box: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

Toys and Heroes: Oh!

Coop: That is amazing.

Slinky: Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string. Only it's....

Mr Potato Head: Only it sounds like a car rain over it.

[Woody holds his pull string]

Hamm: Oh, yeah, but not like this one. This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.

[As Buzz talks, Woody rolls his eyes and look at the back of the box and read the description in the speech bubble which is what Buzz is saying right now]

Buzz Lightyear: As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.

Woody: You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.

Bo Peep: Well, sure. Look at him! He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.

[Slinky presses Buzz's "laser"]

Buzz Lightyear: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't wanna be in the way when my laser goes off.

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

Woody: It's not a laser, it's a... it's a little light bulb that blinks.

Hamm: What's with him?

Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

Woody: Alright, that's enough!

Elena: Si. Now, look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new juguete.

Toys: Huh?

Handy Manny: Juguete is Spanish for 'toy', guys.

Toys: (now understand) Oh.

Buzz Lightyear: Toy?

Woody: T-O-Y - Toy!

Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'.

Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, cause there's pre-school toys and children's TV show characters present.

Mr. Potato Head: Getting kind of tense, aren't ya?

Rex: Oh, uh. Mr. Lightyear, Now I'm curious. What does a Space Ranger actually do?

Woody: He's not a Space Ranger! He doesn't fight evil, or, or... shoot lasers or fly.

Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me.

[He pressed his red button and wings pop out]

Toys and Heroes: Wow!

Hamm: Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good.

Pat: That's incredible!

Stuffy: Look at that!

Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.

Buzz Lightyear: They are a trillium carbonic alloy and I can fly.

Chilly: Trillium?

Pat: Wonder who made up that word.

Woody: No, you can't.

Buzz Lightyear: (sighs) Yes, I can.

Woody: You can't.

Buzz Lightyear: (sternly) Can.

Woody: (while poking Buzz's helmet) Can't, can't, can't!

Buzz Lightyear: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

Woody: Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.

Buzz Lightyear: Alright then, I will. (pushes Woody aside as he walks to the end of the bed) Stand clear, everyone.

[The toys and heroes move out of the way. Woody smirks and shakes his head in disbelief. Buzz climbs up on one of the bedposts as the toys on the floor watch from below. Buzz shuts his eyes and sticks out his arms]

Buzz Lightyear: To infinity... (jumping off the bedpost) And beyond!

[Woody watches in surprise as Buzz lands on/bounces off a rubber ball, soars through the air, lands on a race car track then rides along it before flying through the air again and catching on a toy plane on the the ceiling which spins around and around very fast, all with his eyes closed]

Wayne: Whoa! I'm getting dizzy!

[Buzz lets go of the plane and lands on the bed]

Buzz Lightyear: Can!

[The toys and heroes cheer!]

Rex: Oh, wow! You flew magnificently!

Demi: That was amazing!!

Bo Peep: I've found my moving buddy.

Buzz Lightyear: [retracting his wings and taking in the applause] Well, thank you. Why, thank you all. Thank you.

Woody: That wasn’t flying. That was falling with style.

Stuffy: You're just jealous because he's better than you, Woody.

[After Henry helps Cobby back up, the Disney Junior Gang follow Buzz and the toys to the edge of the bed]

Mr. Potato Head: Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?

Slinky Dog: [Laughs] Golly bob howdy!

Woody: Oh, shut up! [to himself] You know, in a couple days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see. [looks jealously at Buzz getting praise from the other toys] They'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

"Strange Things"

• [The song Strange Things plays and is sung by Randy Newman as Andy plays with Woody while bouncing up and down on his bed]
• I was on top of the world, livin’ high
• It was right in my pocket
• I was livin’ the life
• Things were just the way they should be
• When from out of the sky like a bomb
• Comes some little punk in a rocket
• Now all of a sudden
• Some strange things are happenin’ to me
• [Andy jumps off, plays with Woody in the air then puts him down in front of a box with BANK written on it. He brings Buzz in and press the laser button and pretends to shoot Woody with it and pushes him over with his hand. He runs to his closet and changes into his space pajamas and wears a cardboard box helmet and space wings like Buzz and runs out of his room]
• Andy: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
• [Woody wakes up and is devastated by Andy pushing him over and he watches in shock as the posters change from cowboys to space man. The bedsheets on Andy's bed even change to space man with Buzz Lightyear on it]
• Strange things are happenin’ to me
• Strange things
• Strange things are happenin’ to me
• Ain't no doubt about it
• [Rex is trying to roar but he can only make "ah" noises. Buzz lifts his head up and urges him and Rex lets out a big loud roar which blows Mr. Potato Head's parts off. Buzz shake Rex's hand in congratulations. Later, Woody meets up with Etch who has a picture of Buzz written on his screen. Woody looks over at Buzz who is combing a troll doll's hair with a comb. Angered, Woody lifts Etch up and shakes him up and down to get the picture off]
• I had friends
• I had lots of friends
• Now all my friends are gone
• And I'm doin’ the best I can to carry on
• [All the toys are lifting up "weights" though some of them are struggling to lift them like Snake and Rex. Buzz is using Robot's treads as a treadmill]
• I had power (power)
• I was respected (respected)
• But not anymore
• And I've lost the love to the one whom I adored
• [Mr. Potato Head tries to lift the weights but his arms come off and he falls over. Woody looks for Slinky to play checkers when he sees Slinky helping with moving Buzz's cardboard spaceship with Robot onto some cubes so that Buzz can fix it from underneath. Woody angrily kicks the checkerboard and one red piece bounces off the drawer and ends up in his mouth]
• Let me tell you about the strange things are happenin’ to me
• Strange things
• Strange things are happenin’ to me
• Ain't no doubt about it
• [On Andy's bed, Buzz was scratching Slinky's chin, making his tail wag and hit Woody many times. Annoyed, Woody pushes Slinky's back off the bed, carrying Slinky with it. Andy then put his toys away in the toy chest, then he came to Woody and Buzz and look at them to decide which to take to bed. That night, Andy sleeps with Buzz whilst Woody watches sadly from the toy chest, thinking Andy doesn't love him anymore]
• Strange things~
• Strange things~

Woody & Buzz Fight/Sid

[The next day, Woody opens the toy chest lid and looks around]

Woody: Oh. Finally. [feels his head to find his hat is missing] Hey, who's got my hat?

[The toy shark shows up wearing Woody's hat]

Mr. Shark: Look! I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy.

Woody: [sarcastic laugh then snatches his hat from the shark] Give me that.

[He climbs out of the chest to find Buzz talking to Slinky and Rex]

Buzz Lightyear: Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief, Andy, inscribed his name on me.

[He lifted his boot to show Andy's name written on it]

Rex and Slinky: Wow!

Rex: With permanent ink too!

[Woody shakes in anger]

Buzz: Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.

[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]

Bo Peep: Don't let it get to you, Woody.

Woody: Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?

Bo Peep: I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'II always have a special place for you.

[Mr Potato Head walks by]

Mr Potato Head: Yeah, like the attic. (chuckling)

Woody: All right. That's it! [walks over to Buzz]

[Buzz is still working on his cardboard spaceship]

Buzz Lightyear: Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

Robot: Mr. Lightyear needs more tape.

[Snake gets some tape, as Woody and Esteban come over and Esteban pulls Buzz out from under the cardboard spaceship on the skateboard he's on]

Esteban: Listen, Senor Lightyear. You stay away from Andy.

Woody: Yes. He's mine, and nobody is taking him away from me.

Buzz Lightyear: What are you talking about? [to Robot] Where's that bonding strip?

[Buzz rolls back under but Woody pulls him out again]

Woody: And another thing, stop with this space man thing! It's getting on my nerves!

Buzz Lightyear: Are you saying you got a larger complaint with Star Command?

Woody: Oh-ho, OK! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

Buzz Lightyear: [getting in Woody's face] Don't even think about it, cowboy.

Woody: Oh, yeah, tough guy?

[Woody opens Buzz's helmet. Buzz realizes this and he starts to choke and goes on his knees and then, he sniffs the air, knowing that the air is not toxic]

Buzz Lightyear: The air isn't... toxic. [to Woody] How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets. [closes his helmet]

Woody: You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time, I thought it was an act. [to the Disney Junior Gang] Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz Lightyear: You're mocking me, aren't you?

Woody: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Esteban: Hey, Buzz, look, an alien!

Buzz Lightyear: [looks up] Where!?

[Woody and Esteban then laugh, because he knew Buzz was gonna fall for it. As they fall over laughing, the gang and Buzz glare at them]

Elena: [unamused] Very funny, Esteban.

Handy Manny: Espara! Wait. Listen. Do you hear that?

Boy: [offscreen] Yes! [cackles]

Slinky: Whoa! [hides under the bed]

Woody: Uh oh....

Slinky: It's Sid!

Sid: [offscreen] Don't move!

[The egg toys jump into each other to hide]

Bridget: Sid? What's a Sid?

Vampirina Hauntley: It sounds like whoever Sid is, he's having fun. I wonder what he's doing.

Rex: I thought he was at summer camp.

Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.

Rex: Oh no, not Sid!

Sid: Incoming!

[They look to see Sid throwing stuff at a Combat Carl soldier. His dog, Scud barks at the soldier, his lead tied to a shed]

Kion: Okay, I have no idea what is going on down there.

Mr. Potato Head: Who is it this time?

Woody: I... I can't... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?

Lenny: [stepping up] Right here, Woody.

Rex: Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.

[Woody uses Lenny to see what Sid is doing more closely]

Sid: Just stay where you are, Corporal! I know you're tired! I know your leg is cramping, but you can't move! Don't move, Carl! You'll blow up! Do you hear me?

Woody: Oh no. It's a Combat Carl.

Buzz Lightyear: [comes to Woody] What's going on?

Woody: Nothing that concerns you spacemen; Just us toys.

Buzz Lightyear: I better take a look anyway.

[Buzz looks through Lenny at the Combat Carl toy]

Buzz Lightyear: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

Woody: [moving Lenny to show Buzz] That's why. Sid.

[The camera sees that Buzz is looking at Sid's dog Scud as he barks at the soldier]

Buzz Lightyear: Hmm. Sure is a hairy fellow.

Woody: [realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. [He moves Lenny to show Buzz what Sid really looks like] That is Sid.

[Sid laughs evilly. Buzz lowers Lenny]

Buzz Lightyear: You mean that happy child?

Mr. Potato Head: He ain't no happy child.

Turner: What?

Rusty: I'm almost afraid to ask, but why?

Rex: He tortures toys, just for fun!

[The Disney Junior Gang Gasp. Sid throws a block at the soldier]

Buzz Lightyear: Well, then, we've got to do something.

[He climbs onto the windowsill]

Bo Peep: (gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm) What are you doing? Get down from there!

Buzz Lightyear: I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.

Woody: Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.

[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]

Buzz Lightyear: Be careful with that! It's extremely dangerous.

[Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]

Lenny: He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!

[The heroes gasp. Bo screams]

Buzz Lightyear: Look out!

[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes, destroying the soldier, as bits of him rain down on the house. They soon are back on the windowsill]

Scud: (barks)

Sid Phillips: Yes! He's gone! He's history! (laughs with triumph)

[A large black scorch mark is all that remains where Combat Carl once stood. Sid jumps up and down victoriously while Scud resumes his BARKING.]

Elena: What that kid did is unforgiveable!!

Kelly: I agree, Elena. Matches are not meant to be played with like toys.

Handy Manny: Si. That's really dangerous, muy peligroso.

Daisy Duck: How could he do such a nasty thing like that?!

Buzz Lightyear: I could have stopped him.

Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try. Course, I'd love to see you as a crater.

Bo Peep: The sooner we move, the better.

Sweetie: I agree with you there, Bo Peep.

Who Will Andy Pick?/Cowboy accused

[The scene changes to evening. A 'FOR SALE' sign and a 'SOLD' sign stands outside Andy's house. In his room, Andy is playing with Woody and Buzz]

Andy Davis: To infinity and beyond! (making flying and exploding noises)

[Mrs. Davis comes in]

Mrs. Davis: Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, oh, Pizza Planet?

Andy Davis: Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool!

[He drops Woody and Buzz and follows her out of the room. When they're gone, Woody and Buzz unfreeze with Woody pushing Buzz off him and brush himself when he heard them talking]

Mrs. Davis: Go wash your hands and I'll get Molly ready.

Andy Davis: Can I bring some toys?

Mrs. Davis: You can bring one toy.

Andy Davis: Just one?

Woody: One toy?

[He looks at Buzz and picked up a black pool ball with a number 8 on it]

Woody: Will Andy pick me?

[He shakes it and a message appears, saying "Don't count on it."]

Woody: Don't count on it?! (groans in anger)

[Mr. Potato Head and Hamm who are playing a game of cards down below, hear Woody groaning in frustration]

Turner: I can see where this is going.

Twinkle: Me too.

Dusty: Me three.

Woody: (yells)

[He throws the ball down, and it rolls over the desk and fall behind it. The thud caught Woody's attention and he look down to see the ball wedged at the bottom. He turn his attention to Buzz who is looking for some "tools" to fix his ship. Woody then sees RC asleep on top of some boxes and a sly grin comes to his face as he got an idea on how to get Andy's attention to him]

Bingo: (worried) I have a bad feeling about this.

Woody: [feigning panic] Buzz!! Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear!! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!

Buzz Lightyear: Trouble? Where?

Woody: (pointing to the place where the ball fell) Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy...it's...it's trapped, Buzz!

Buzz Lightyear: Then we have no time to lose!

[As Buzz runs to the spot, Woody tip-toed over to RC and grab his remote whilst start him up, opening his eyes in the progress]

Kip: Uh-oh!

Owlette: This is not good.

Eubie: I know.

Buzz Lightyear: I don't see anything!

Woody: Oh, he's there. Just, just keep looking!

[He sends RC towards Buzz at full throttle]

Buzz Lightyear: What kind of a toy...?

[Buzz sees RC coming, gasps and jump out of the way just as RC hits the bulletin board. Mr. Potato Head gasps in horror as the pushpins fall down and land around Buzz leaving him unharmed. Then the board falls on the globe and it roll towards Buzz who runs from it. Woody and the Disney Junior Gang watch in horror as Buzz runs from the globe but trips on some pencils and falls. He rolled over to the windowsill out of it's way and the globe roll past him and hit a tablelamp which swung around. Woody ducked his head to avoid getting hit by the lamp but Buzz wasn't so lucky as it knocks him out the window and he did the Wilhelm Scream]

Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Slinky, and the Disney Junior Gang: BUZZ!

[Rex screams]

Woody: Buzz!

[Buzz plummets down into some bushes beside the house. Everyone looks over the edge]

Handy Manny: What happened?!

Slinky Dog: I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard!

Luisa Flores: Ay ay ay!

Francisco Flores: This is horrible!

Gregoria: Who's responsible for this!?

[Woody step back unnoticed, feeling guilty]

Rex: Oh, Buzz!

Baby Kermit: How did this happen?

Summer Penguin: I'm not sure.

[RC revs his engine to talk to the toys]

Rex: Hey everyone! RC's trying to say something!

Slinky Dog: What is it, boy?

RC: [revs his engine]

Mr. Potato Head: He's sayin' that this was no accident.

Toys and Disney Junior Gang: Huh?

Bo Peep: What do you mean?

Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed... by Woody! [points in Woody's direction]

Toys and Disney Junior Gang: What?!

Woody: Wait a minute. You, you don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you Potato Head?

Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!

Woody: Now, it was an accident, guys, c'mon. Now, you...you gotta believe me.

Zooter: Woody's telling the truth.

Doc: Yeah. It was an accident. We saw.

Slinky Dog: We believe you, guys. (looking at Rex for support) Right, Rex?

Rex: Well, ye-- n-- I don't like confrontations!

Mira: (disappointed in Rex's cowardice) So much for more support on Woody.

[Sarge pops out of the bucket]

Sarge: Where's your honor, dirtbag? You're an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to -hey!!!!

[Woody puts the lid on the bucket, muting Sarge's voice]

Mr. Potato Head: You couldn't handle Buzz cuttin' in on your playtime, could ya Woody?

[As he talks, Woody walks closer to the edge of the desk and nearly falls off.]

Mr. Potato Head: Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy, so you got rid of him! Well, what if Andy starts playin' with me more, Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window, too!?

Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance. Or the weirdos to interfered with that.

Gregoria: [gasps] How dare you call us weirdos!!!

Daisy Duck: Yeah, that doesn't mean you have to call us names!!!

[Little Boo steps in between them]

Little Boo: Ok, everyone, let's all be rational, here. Let's all be calm and bring it off.

Mr Potato Head: Oh, so now the talking poultry is gonna preach to us.

[Then the lid opened and Sarge and his men jump out and jump onto Woody]

Sarge: There he is, men! Frag him!

Mr. Potato Head: Let's string him up by his pull string!

Hamm: I got dibs on his hat!

Bo Peep: Would you boys stop it?!

Hamm: Tackle him!

[RC Blocks Woody]

Woody: No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait I can explain everything --

[Then as the toys were advancing on Woody, they heard Andy and his mom's voices from outside and quickly went back to their places while the Disney Junior Gang ran to hide]

Mrs. Davis: Andy, c'mon!

Andy Davis: Okay, Mom, be right down. I've gotta get Buzz.

Sarge: Retreat!

Kit Secord: Everyone, hide!

Handy Manny: Come on! Vamos!

[The Disney Junior Gang hid just as Andy enters his room and look for Buzz]

Andy Davis: Mom, Do you know where Buzz is?

Mrs. Davis: No, I haven't seen him.

Mr. Potato Head: Psssst!

[Woody look as Etch drew a hangman's noose while *Mr. Potato Head pointed an accusing finger at him. Woody and the others look worried]

Handy Manny: Don't worry, guys. We'll get Buzz back. Tools, Sofia, Doc, Stuffy, Lambie, Mira, Coop, Sweetie, Boo, Vee, Poppy, Bridget, Elena, Esteban, Henry, Oso, Zooter, and Muppet Babies, you're with me.

Ellyvan: Good luck, guys.

Handy Manny: Right. Let's go.

Mrs. Davis: Andy, I'm heading out the door.

Andy Davis: But Mom, I can't find him!

Mrs. Davis: Well, just grab some other toy. Now come on!

Andy Davis: (sighs) OK.

[He grabs Woody and walks off to the car with Manny's group following him unnoticed]

Andy Davis: I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.

Mrs. Davis: Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'II find him.

[Buzz peeks out of the bushes and saw Andy holding Woody in his hand as he went to the car, followed by Manny's group. Angered by being knocked out the window, Buzz runs to the car and jumps on the back bumper just as it moves out of the driveway. A chain of red monkeys is being lower down to find Buzz by Bo Peep's cane but it's short from the bushes]

Slinky Dog: It's too short! We need more monkeys!

Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel.

[He drops the barrel and walks to the edge of the window to look out, as the chain of monkeys is pulled back in]

Rex: Buzz! The monkeys aren't working!

Cobby Hugglemonster: But don't worry! We're formulating another plan! Stay calm!

Rex: Oh, where could he be?

Battle at the Gas Station/Getting a ride

[The scene changes to the Dinoco gas station where Andy's car drives up to it and parks to a gas tank]

Andy Davis: Can I pump the gas?

Mrs. Davis: Sure! I'll even let you drive.

Andy Davis: Yeah?

Mrs. Davis: Yeah, when you're 16.

Andy Davis: (sarcastic) Yep, yep, yep. Funny, mum.

[Woody unfreezes]

Woody: [hearing the conversation but worried about what will happen if he returns without Buzz] Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?

[Then, Buzz appears on the sunroof above Woody and he spot him]

Woody: Buzz?

[Buzz drops in the car landing on a seat next to Woody as Woody gets up]

Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.

[He removes the fly from Buzz's helmet and wipes it while Buzz just glares at him]

Woody: Huh, right?

[A slight pause]

Woody: (weakly) Buddy?

Buzz Lightyear: I just want you and your friends to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. And seeing as the others just saw that happen, you're not convicted of the crime.

Woody: Oh, that's good.

Buzz Lightyear: (getting to Woody's face) But we're not on my planet, are we?

Woody: No.

Turner: Uh-oh. This isn't gonna be good.

[Buzz lunges at Woody and they fall off the car to the ground. They rolled underneath the car, fighting as the Disney Junior Gang get down and try to break them up. Buzz kicks Woody to the tire]

Woody: Okay. Come on! You want a piece of me?!

[Buzz punches Woody, making his face spin until he stops it. Woody lunges at Buzz, pinning him down, open his helmet and punches his face, making a squeaky noise with each punch. Buzz then closes his helmet on Woody's hand, making him cry out in pain]

Woody: Owwwww!

Handy Manny: Stop it!

Dusty: Stop fighting!

[He then punches Buzz's button many times, making it repeat the "Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!" phrase, until Buzz flips him over, put his foot on Woody's back while pulling his arms back which makes Woody yells in pain. Then they heard Andy and his mom coming to the car]

Mrs. Davis: Next stop...

Andy Davis: Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!

[He gets in the car and it drives off, leaving Woody, Buzz, and the others behind]

Woody: (gasps) Andy!

[They watch as the car drives off into the distance. Woody runs after the car but is unable to keep up and stops]

Woody: Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? (gasps, realizing what this means) I'm LOST! [drops to his knees sobbing] Oh, I'm a lost toy!

[He sobs as they stand at the same spot for a while]

Esteban: Oh, this is just peachy!!!!

Buzz Lightyear: (opening his wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local sheriff, and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort --

[Woody turns around angrily]

Woody: YOU!

[He runs towards Buzz but then they heard a tanker truck coming towards them. Buzz quickly runs out of the way but Woody flops down on the ground as the tanker rolls over and stops, a tire just above Woody nearly flattening him.]

[Woody unfreezes and crawls away from the tire before standing up and backing into Buzz]

Buzz Lightyear: (into wrist communicator) According to my nava-computer, the--

Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!

Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!

Buzz Lightyear: My-- My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--

Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--

Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

Woody: What?! What are you talking about?!

Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

Woody: [furiously explodes] YOU... ARE... A... TOY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an-- you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!

Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. [turning around and walking away from Woody] Farewell!

Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya loony! [walking off, muttering, as well as becoming fed up with Buzz's delusion of being a real space ranger] "Rendezvous with Star Command".

[A Pizza Planet truck pulls into the station. Woody see it]

Pizza Deliverer: Hey, Gas Dude!

Attendant: You talking to me?

[Woody look at the Pizza Planet logo on the side of the truck]

Woody: Pizza Planet? [realizing it's a way to reunite with Andy] Andy!

Pizza Deliverer: Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Blvd. is?

Attendant: Just a moment...

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Woody: [to the viewers] Will you help us convince Buzz and get us back home to Andy? [pause] Excellent.

[Woody is about to go to the truck but then realizes something]

Woody: Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. Buzz! Buzz, come back!

Buzz Lightyear: Go away!

Woody: No, Buzz, you've gotta come back!

Turner: Esteban, do something!

Esteban: Uh... uhhh....

[He glances at the Pizza Planet Truck, and the rocket on top of it, with both items being highlighted with the same color and pattern as his coat, in a Miraculous-style fashion, which gives him a idea]

Esteban: [In Spanish] Encontramos una nave espacial!

Woody: Yeah, we found a spaceship!

[Buzz stops and turns around]

Woody: It's a spaceship, Buzz!

[Buzz looks curious. A second]

Pizza Deliverer: Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like the pizzas are getting cold here!

Buzz: Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?

Woody: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'II be able to find a way to transport you home.

Buzz: Well then, let's climb aboard. [runs towards the truck]

Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.

Buzz: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'II be much safer in the cockpit.

Woody: Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!

Pizza Deliverer: so that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?

Attendant: Yeah.

Pizza Deliverer: Okay, thanks for the directions.

[Buzz climbs up to the door window and jumps behind the pizza boxes so the driver won't see him]

Woody: Buzz!

Mack: He's not listening is he?

Woody: But that man will see us.

[The truck starts up so Woody runs to the back of the truck Woody saw Buzz strap his seat belt on]

Woody: It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

[The driver hits the accelerator and the truck speeds forward, throwing Woody off guard and he hits the back of the cargo hold. The truck swerves to the left and Woody hit the side of it. As the truck roll up a hill, a big box rolls towards him. Woody yells as the box smacks into him.]

In Pizza Planet/Night at Sid's

[The truck soon arrives at Pizza Planet and stops. Buzz look up to see a giant model of a rocket near the building and heard the PA speaking]

PA: Next shuttle lift-off scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting...

[Buzz looks at the entrance to see two robotic guards near it]

Robot Guards: You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.

[They move their spears aside and the doors open to let some customers inside]

Female PA: The white zone is for eating pizza only. The white zone is for...

[Buzz go to the back to check on Woody]

Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff.

[The trash fall down to reveal Woody all flattened]

Buzz Lightyear: There you are.

[Woody falls over on the trash]

Buzz Lightyear: Now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside.

[Woody gets up with a cup over his head, coughing]

Buzz Lightyear: Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking.

[Woody, a bit dazed, looks confused at what Buzz had said. Later, the robot guards let some customers in]

Robot Guards: You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.

[A cup and a burger box starts to move towards the entrance]

Buzz Lightyear: Now! Quickly, guys, the airlock is closing.

[They make it through just as the door closes.]

Female Worker: (P.A.) Jones, party of five: Your shuttle is now boarding at counter 12.

Boy: [running with his sister sibling; as Buzz & Woody drops down] Hey, Mom; Can we have some tokens?

[Buzz bumps into Woody]

Woody: Ow! Watch where you're going!

Buzz Lightyear: Sorry.

[Woody and Buzz run between video games and took off their disguises. They look in awe at the arcade games around them with kids playing on them]

Buzz Lightyear: What a space port! Good work, guys!

[Woody look around at the kids playing on arcade games until they heard Andy's voice from a game nearby]

Andy: Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?

Woody: Andy!

Mrs Davis: What's Black Hole?

Andy: Oh, it's so cool...

Buzz Lightyear: Now we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.

Woody: Wait a minute! No Buzz! This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it!

Buzz Lightyear: You mean it has hyperdrive?

Woody: Hyper-active hyperdrive, and astro...uh, turf.

[Woody watches Andy and his family as they move closer to them]

Woody: (tracking Andy and family) C'mon, c'mon, that's it...

Buzz Lightyear: Where is it? I don't see the --

[He then saw a claw game that looks like a rocket]

Buzz Lightyear: Spaceship!

Woody: Alright Buzz, get ready, and...

[Buzz runs off, unnoticed by Woody who has his eyes on Andy]

Woody: Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're gonna jump in the basket --

[He notices that Buzz's not besides him and saw him running towards the claw game]

Woody: Buzz!

[Buzz jump through the Prize door]

Woody: Dooh! No!

[Andy rounds the bend]

Woody: This cannot be happening to me!!

[He start to walk but forced back to hide when a man walk by. Buzz climbs up the prize chute and jump into the middle and found himself face to face with squeaky toy aliens]

Aliens: A stranger! From the outside! Oo-o-o-o-o-o...

Buzz Lightyear: Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

Aliens: Tell us! What is it like outside?

[The aliens gathered around Buzz excitedly. Outside, Woody waited for some kids to run past then they run over to the claw game and went into the Prize door and peeps over the partition wall]

Buzz Lightyear: This is an intergalactic emergency! I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12! Who's in charge here?

Aliens: The cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!!

[They point to the claw above them]

Aliens: The claw is our master. The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

Woody: This is ludicrous.

[Then he heard someone yelling behind them. He turn to see Sid bashing some games]

Sid: Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there? Ha-ha, take that!

[The machine beeps, indicating that it's over, making Sid angry and hits it with a mallet then walks over to the claw game]

Woody: Oh, no! Sid!

[He jumps on Buzz]

Woody: Get down!

[Sid bring out his coins and put them in the machine]

Buzz Lightyear: What's gotten into you, Sheriff? I was --

Woody: YOU are the one that decided to climb into this --

Aliens: Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The claw. It moves.

[The claw lowers down and grab a alien which is on top of Buzz]

Aliens: I have been chosen!! Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place.

[He was moved towards Sid]

Sid: Gotcha!

[As he watch the alien dropped, he saw Buzz amongst the other aliens]

Sid: A Buzz Lightyear?! No way!

[Woody spot a repair door and move towards it and strains to open it. By the time he manege to open it, Sid lowers the claw towards Buzz and grabs him]

Sid: Yes!

Woody: (gasps) Buzz! No!

[He grab Buzz's feet and drags him to the repair door]

Sid: (banging his fist on the glass) Hey!

[Woody tries to get Buzz to the door but the aliens push him back into the claw machine]

Aliens: He has been chosen. He must go.

Woody: Hey! What are you doing? Stop it, you -- ! Stop it, you zealots!

Aliens: He must go! Do not fight the claw! Do not anger the claw! He has been chosen.

[Woody and Buzz get lifted up by the claw and it takes them to the Prize door and drop them]

Sid: Alright! Double prizes!

[He takes them out of the prize section and look at his new prizes with evil delight]

Sid: Let's go home and...play. Ha-ha-ha.

[The scene changes to Sid approaching his house on his skateboard, humming to some rock music. Buzz peep out to see Andy's house next-door]

Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here! You're almost home.

Alien: Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits!

Woody: Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.

[Sid opens the door and Scud snaps and barks at his bag]

Sid: Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! Good boy!

[Scud sits down]

Sid: Hey, I got something for you, boy.

Woody: (gasps) Freeze!

[Woody, Buzz and the alien freeze as Sid grabs the alien and put him on Scud's head]

Sid: Ready, set, now!

[Scud grabs the alien and starts to shake it back and forth in a blur. Woody, and Buzz watch this with utter distraught and horror]

Sid: Hannah! Hey, Hannah!

[Hannah arrives with a doll in her hands]

Hannah: What?

Sid: Did I get my package in the mail?

Hannah: I don't know.

Sid: What do you mean you don't know?

Hannah: I don't know.

Sid: Oh, no, Hannah!

Hannah: What?

Sid: Look! Janie! She's sick!

[He takes the doll from Hannah]

Hannah: No she's not!

[Sid runs upstairs]

Sid: I'll have to perform one of my... operations!

Hannah: No! Don't touch her! NO!

Woody: Not Sid's room! not there...

Hannah: Sid! Give her back! Sid!

[as Sid slams the door on her]

Hannah: Sid!

[Sid toss his bag onto his bed]

Sid: Oh, no! We have a sick patient here, nurse! Prepare the OR, stat!

Hannah: Sid, give her back! Give her back now! I'm telling!

[Sid puts Janie in a vise]

Sid: Patient is prepped. No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

[He puts on a mask and pull out a toy pterodactyl from a box]

Sid: Now for the tricky part. Pliers!

Buzz Lightyear: I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

[Sid finishes doing his "medical" stuff]

Sid: (doing a nurse's voice) Doctor, you've done it! Hannah?

[He opens the door where Hannah is standing]

Sid: Janie's all better now.

[He shows her Janie doll which now has a pterodactyl head on it, making Hannah scream in terror]

Hannah: (screams) Mom! Mom!

Sid: She's lying! Whatever she says, it's not true!

[He goes out of the room shutting the door behind him]

[Woody and Buzz look around the room which is filled with heavy metal posters, discarded toy remains and power tools which made them shudder]

Woody: We're gonna die. I'm outta here.

[He jumps outta the bag and runs to the door. He tries to open the knob but it won't budge]

Woody: Locked.

(he jump down to the floor and look around)

Woody: There's gotta be another way out of here.

[He heard a rolling noise and turns to see a small yo-yo rolling and flop over. Woody pick up a pencil and look around for whoever's there. A shadow zoom past him and he freezes]

Woody: Uh, guys? W-W-Was that you?

[He heard a noise coming from Sid's bed. Woody picks up a torch and switch it on to shine it on a baby doll's head under the bed]

Woody: Hey! Hi, there, little fellah! Come out here. Do you know a way out of here?

[The baby doll head moves out of the bed, revealing to have a spider-like body made from pieces of an erector set]

Woody: (gasp)

[The baby head rises up taller, making Woody look horrified. He saw a fishing rod with legs, a jack-in-a-box with a monster paw glove inside, skateboard with a combat soldier's torso screwed to the front end (and others). A toy uses his hand to turn off the torch, promoting Woody to jump onto Buzz and cling onto him in fear]

Woody: B-B-B-Buzz!

[He watch as the mutant toys grab the Janie doll and the pterodactyl toy and move them away]

Buzz Lightyear: They're cannibals.

[Woody and Buzz dive back into the bag and Buzz press a button on his chest]

Buzz Lightyear: May day! May day! Come in, Star Command! Send reinforcements! Star Command, do you copy?

[He adjusts his laser and points it out of the bag]

Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.

Woody: (sarcastically) Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us we can blink 'em to death.

[At Andy's house, the other toys are looking for Buzz with a torch when they heard a rustle in the bushes and shine the light on it]

Rex: Hey, you guys! I think I've found him. Buzz! Is that you?!

[A cat yowls loudly and runs away from the house]

Rex: Whiskers! Will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue.

[Then they hear the Davis' car pull up to the house and Rex turn off the torch to prevent them seeing the light]

Slinky: (whispering) Look! They're home!

[The car pull up and stop. Andy and his mom get out]

Andy: Mom, have you seen Woody?

Andy's Mom: Where was the last place you left him?

Andy: Right here in the van.

[The toys listened to their conversation]

Andy's Mom: Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.

Andy: He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.

Bo Peep: (gasps) Woody's gone?

Hamm: Well what do you know, the weasel ran away.

Mr Potato Head: Huh?! Huh?! I told you he was guilty.

[He and Hamm move away from the window]

Rex: Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?!

[As Rex follows Mr Potato Head and Hamm, Slinky and Bo look at each other crestfallen at Woody's disappearance]

Bo Peep: Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

Sid's Playtime/I Will Go Sailing No More/Escape

[As the camera shifts to Sid's house, the scene changes to morning]

Sid: (as Interrogator) Oh, a survivor. Where is the rebel base? Talk!

[He slaps Woody to the ground and walks over to the window]

Sid: (as Interrogator) I can see your will is strong.

[He open the blind blocking the sun]

Sid: Well, we have ways of making you talk.

[He took out a magnifying glass and use it to aim the sunlight on Woody's forehead, making it smolder]

Sid:(as Interrogator) Where are your rebel friends now? [sinister chuckle]

Sid's Mom: Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready.

Sid: Alright!

[He runs out of the room and drops the magnifying glass in the process. Woody unfreezes and feels the burning on his forehead]

Woody: (screaming)

[He rans to to a bowl of half-eaten cereal (with milk) on the floor, and dunks his head in. Buzz runs over to Woody, pausing to remove two suction cup darts from his person before pulling Woody out of the bowl. Two colorful Froot-Loops stick to each of Woody's eyes like glasses]

Buzz: Are you alright? I'm proud of you, Sheriff. A lesser man would have talked under such torture.

[The Disney junior gang look all beat up from being tortured by Sid]

Bridget: My head.

[Woody picks up a spoon and look at the smolder in his reflection]

Woody: I sure hope this isn't permanent.

Buzz Lightyear: (checking his wrist communicator) Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport --

[Woody see the door in the reflection of the spoon. It was open]

Woody: The door! It's open! We're free!!

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, we don't know what's out there!

Woody: I'll tell you wha... [screams]

[The mutant toys block the way and Woody ducks behind Buzz]

Woody: They're gonna eat us, Buzz!! Do something! Quick!

Buzz Lightyear: Shield your eyes!

[Buzz fires his laser at Babyface but it just flickers on her forehead which surprises and shocks Buzz, when the mutant toys are blocking the way]

Buzz Lightyear: It's not working! I recharged it before I left. It should be good for hours --

Woody: Oh, you idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate chop action!

[He presses a button on Buzz's back which makes his right arm move up and down as they advance around the mutant toys toward the door]

Woody: (to mutants) Get away! Hoo-cha! Hoo-cha!

Buzz Lightyear: Hey!! Hey! How are you doing that? Stop that!

Woody: Back! Back, you savages! Back!

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop it!

Woody: Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled!

[He drops Buzz and ran out into the hallway upstairs]

Woody: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home...

[He ran down the stairs but then stop when he saw Scud sleeping on it. He crept back up the stairs slowly as he could. Buzz's hand grabs him over his mouth and pulls him back behind the wall]

Woody: (muffled gasp)

Buzz Lightyear: Another stunt like that, cowboy -- you're going to get us killed.

Woody: Don't tell me what to do!

Buzz Lightyear: Shhh!

[Buzz checks that Scud is still asleep then darts across the stairwell opening to the other end of the hallway. He motions for Woody to follow. Woody cowardly crawls across the open area behind him to Buzz. As Woody stands up, his pull string gets caught on the curls of the iron railing. The toys starts to creep down the hallway, unaware that Woody's pull string has caught on the railing. Then Woody's pull string comes loose and his voice box starts up]

Woody's Voice Box: Yeeeehaaaw!! Giddy-up partner!... We got to get this wagon train a movin'!

[The noise from the voice box wakes Scud up and he follows it up the steps. Woody and Buzz look worried]

Buzz Lightyear: Split up!

[Buzz dives into a room while Woody jumps into a closet just as Scud reaches the top of the stairs. He heard the door slam and went over to sniff anything suspicious. Buzz skid to hide behind the door. Sensing his movement, Scud walks towards the door as Buzz stood back. Then as Scud moves curiously closer to Buzz, they heard snoring and look up to see Sid's father fast asleep on a La-Z-Boy recliner in front of the TV. Scud then backs out and head down the stairs.]

[Buzz was about to exit the room when he heard a sudden voice]

VO: Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear! Do you read me?

[Buzz turn to see a commercial on TV to which his logo appears]

Buzz Lightyear: Star Command!

[He opens his wrist communicator and about to reply when a child's voice interrupts him]

Child: Buzz Lightyear responding! Read you loud and clear!

[Buzz looks towards the TV and saw it shows two boys holding a Buzz Lightyear toy in a cardboard spaceship like his own]

VO: Buzz Lightyear, Planet Earth needs your help!

Boy 2: On the way!

Male Chorus: Buzz Lightyear!

[Buzz stares in disbelief as he watch the commercial]

VO 2 The world's greatest superhero! Now the world's greatest toy! Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!

Boy: Calling Buzz Lightyear!

VO 2: Karate chop action!

KID #2: Wow!

[With every feature demonstrated on the TV, Buzz compares the same feature on himself]

VO 2: Pulsating laserlight!

KID #2: Total annihilation!

VO 2: Multi-phrase voice simulator!

TV Buzz's voice box: There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

[Buzz press the same button on his chest and it makes the same phrase the TV Buzz made]

Buzz's Voice Box: There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

VO 2: And best of all...

(big "monster truck" voice)

VO 2: HIGH-PRESSURE-SPACE-WINGS!!

TV Buzz: To Infinity and Beyond!

[The words NOT A FLYING TOY appear at the bottom of the screen]

VO 3: (non-excited lawyer voice) Not a flying toy.

[Buzz slowly shakes his head in wide-eyed disbelief]

VO 2: Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save a galaxy near you!

Male Chorus: Buzz Lightyear!

[The image on the screen changes to a shot of hundreds of Buzzes in their boxes lining either side of a store aisle]

VO: Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the tri-county area.

Sportscaster: And welcome back to the Point Richmond Bowling Championship.

[As the commercial ends, Buzz look stricken then open his wrist communicator. On the underside, he saw three words that said MADE IN TAIWAN. He looks stunned at the truth that Woody was trying to tell him all along. The song I Will Go Sailin' No More plays as Buzz walks sadly out of the room and down the hallway. As he pass the stairwell, he stop to look at a open window as a bird flies by it. Woody's voice echos in his head]

Woody's Voice: You are a toy! You can't fly!

[Buzz lowers his head in sadness for a moment before raising it with determination in his eyes. He slams his wrist communicator shut as if he's defying what the words say. He climb up the railing and stand on top of it before opening his wings. He look towards the window, determination in proving that he is able to fly and that he's really a space ranger]

Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!

[He jumps off the railing and half way towards the window, he began to fall down towards the stairs and bounce off them and landed on the floor. He sees his arm has been come off from the impact and was lying next to him. He drop his head back in defeat, finally accepting that he's a toy. As the song ends, Hannah came along, looking for something]

Hannah: Mom. Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?

[She step on Buzz's wing and look down to see him]

Sid's Mom: [offscreen] What, dear? What was that?

Hannah: Never mind!

[She look at Buzz with a smile on her face.]

Window to Andy's/Buzz is Repaired/The Big One/Rainstorm

[Back upstairs, the doorknob to the closet jiggles. The door opens and Woody falls off the shelves and onto the floor. A bowling ball hits Woody on the head and rolls away. The heroes appear]

Woody: [woozy] Buzz, the coast is clear. (shakes his head to get the wooziness off and look around for Buzz) Buzz, where are you?

Esteban: Si, where is Senor Lightyear, anyway?

[Then they hear Buzz's voice box playing from Hannah's bedroom]

Buzz's Voice Box: There's a secret mission in uncharted space. Let's go!

Hannah Phillips: [offscreen] Really? That is so interesting.

[Woody and the Disney Junior gang peep into the room and see Hannah playing a tea party with Buzz and her dolls who are headless]

Hannah Phillips: Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?

Woody: (under his breath) Buzz.

Hannah Phillips: It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.

[Hannah has placed a tiny teapot in Buzz's severed arm and pours imaginary tea with it to which Woody and the Disney junior Gang noticed]

Woody: Oh no.

Poppy: How did Buzz's arm come off?

Stuffy: I don't know.

Doc: Me neither.

Hannah Phillips: [offscreen] What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbit. It goes quite well with your head.

Dusty: We need an idea to get in there and get Buzz out.

Baby Miss Piggy: Moi's got an idea!

[She walks up to the door edge, and clears her throat]

Baby Miss Piggy: (imitating Sid and Hannah's mother's voice) Hannah! Oh, Hannah!

[Hannah looks up, hearing Baby Miss Piggy's voice, thinking it's her mom]

Hannah Phillips: Mom? (to her dolls) Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back.

[She walks out of her room. Buzz tips downward to the table.]

Hannah Phillips: What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you?

[Hannah walks by Woody and the Disney Junior gang who are hiding. Once she's out of view, they bolt into her room and go to Buzz]

Woody: Buzz! Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?

[Buzz unfreezes and wails in a drunken despair]

Buzz Lightyear: Gone! It's all go-o-one! All of it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo! See ya!

[Woody and the Disney junior Gang look at his broken arm with curious looks]

Woody: What happened to you?

Buzz Lightyear: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy... (pointing at other dolls) ...and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.

[The headless dolls turn and wave at Woody, and the heroes]

Baby Kermit: Suppose Sid tortured those dolls as well.

4: Yep.

5: No denying it.

Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today. (helping Buzz up) Let's get you out of here, Buzz.

Buzz Lightyear: Don't you all get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!! (hysterical laughter)

Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!

[As Buzz continues laughing crazily, Woody opens his helmet and slaps him with his own broken arm before closing it again]

Buzz Lightyear: I-I-I'm... I'm sorry. You... You were right. I'm just a little depressed, that's all. I... [as they head out of the room] I can get through this? [breaking down again] Oh, I'm a sham!

Woody: Ssssh! Quiet, Buzz!

4: Hannah, Sid or Scud will hear you!!!

Buzz Lightyear: Look at me, I can't even fly out of a window! [motions to the window he tried to fly to earlier] But the hat looked good. Tell me that hat looked good. The apron is a bit much.

[Woody gets an idea and sees the window in Sid's room, which connects to Andy's room]

Woody: Out the window! Buzz, you're a genius!

4: We'll be back at Andy's house and get Woody and Buzz home in no time.

3: You said it. And we'll show them that Buzz isn't dead.

[Woody pick up the Christmas lights and drags Buzz down the hallway to Sid's room. The Numberjacks and heroes follow]

Woody: Come on, this way! ??

Buzz Lightyear: Years of academy training wasted!

[In Andy's room, Mr. Potato Head and Hamm are playing the Battleship game]

Mr. Potato Head: [chuckles] B-3.

Hamm: Miss! G-6.

Mr. Potato Head: Oh! You sunk it!

[Hamm chuckles]

Mr. Potato Head: Are you peeking?

Hamm: Oh, quit your whining and pay up. [Mr. Potato Head tries to take out his ear] No, no, not the ear. Give me the nose, come on.

Mr. Potato Head: [takes his nose off with the moustache still attached] How about 3 out of 5?

[Woody opens the window and calls out to Mr. Potato Head and Hamm]

Woody: Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!

[They turn to see Woody and Manny's group waving to them from Sid's window across from them]

Mr. Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody, Manny, The tools, Sofia, Doc, Stuffy, Lambie, Coop, Sweetie, Boo, Vee, Poppy, Bridget, Elena, Esteban, and Zooter.

Hamm: They're in the psycho's bedroom!

Woody: Hi!

Manny: Guys, over here!

Rusty: Help us!

Hamm: (into Andy's bedroom) Everyone, it's Woody, Sofia, Doc, Stuffy, Lambie, Coop, Sweetie, Boo, Vee, Poppy, Bridget, Elena, Esteban, and Zooter!

Bo Peep: Woody?

Rex: You're kidding?

Slinky Dog: Woody!

1: Rikcochet.

0: Yes.

2: Buena Girl!

7: The Flea!

8: 3! 4! 5!

9: 6!

6: This is going great, guys.

Woody: We're gonna get outta here, Buzz. Buzz?

[He saw Buzz playing with his arm of divebombing a plane with crashing and exploding]

5: You've got to snap out of it, Buzz!

4: Are you kidding me?!

Rex: Hey, look!

Bo Peep: Woody!

7: Guys!

Woody: Boy, am I glad to see you guys!

Slinky Dog: I knew you'd come back, Woody!

Henry Hugglemonster: Guys!

Cobby Hugglemonster: It's great to see you too, little bro, but what are you, the others and Woody doing over there in Sid's house?

Woody: It's a long story, Cobby. I'll explain later. Here, catch this!

Oh, Toodles!

[He tosses one end of the Christmas lights towards Andy's window and Slinky catches it with his two front paws]

Slinky Dog: I got it, Woody!

Rex: (overly excited) He got it, Woody!

4: Good job!

Woody: Good going, Slink! Now, just, just tie it on to something.

Mr. Potato Head: Wait! Wait! I got a better idea - how about we DON'T?! [He snatches the lights from Slinky]

Slinky Dog: Hey!

Bo Peep: Potato Head!

Queen Miranda: That wasn't very nice!

Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take stupid pills this morning?! Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here?

Woody: No, no, no! No-no-no-no-no! You got it-You got it all wrong, Potato Head!

Esteban: Si. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with us.

Woddy: Yes, we'll get him right now.

Mr. Potato Head: You are a liar!

Woody: No, I'm not! (to Buzz) Buzz, come over here and you just tell the nice toys that you're not dead.

[Buzz isn't listening. He's too busy peeling off the sticker off his wrist communicator, crumples it up and growls]

Woody: Just a sec. [to Buzz] Buzz, Will you get up here and give us a hand?

[Buzz throws his broken arm up to them]

Woody: (insincerely) Ha ha. That's very funny, Buzz. (exploding) This is serious!!

Rex: Hey, Woody. Where'd ya go?

Mr. Potato Head: He's lying! Buzz ain't there.

[Woody suddenly appears at the window]

Woody: (forced casualness) Oh, hi Buzz! Why don't you say "hello" to the guys over there?

Woody: (imitating Buzz's voice) Hiya, fellas. To infinity and beyond!

Rex: Hey look! It's Buzz!

Woody: (shaking the arm's hand) Yeah, hey Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!

Hamm: (irritated) Something's screwy here.

Woody: So, you see? We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz? (as Buzz) You bet. Gimme a hug.

[Woody makes Buzz's arm grasp him for a hug]

Woody: Ha, ha, oh, I love you, too.

Slinky Dog: [to Potato Head] See? It is Buzz.

King Roland II: Now, we need to get Woody and Buzz and the others back to Andy's house.

Isabel: So, if you would hand over the lights, Mr Potato Head...

Mr. Potato Head: [holds the lights outta Isa's reach] Wait just a minute. [shouting across to Woody] What are you trying to pull?!

Woody: Nothing.

[He shrugs, accidentally revealing Buzz's broken arm to the toys, and the other Disney Junior Gang members, which makes them recoil in horror and Bo Peep scream in fright. Woody realizes his mistake and tries to hide it but it's too late. Rex put his hands to his mouth and turns away to barf]

Hamm: Oh, that is disgusting!

Mr. Potato Head: (raging furious) Murderer!

Woody: No! No, no, no, no!

Mr. Potato Head: You murdering dog!

Woody: No, it's not what you think, I swear!

Esteban: Si! If you'd just let us explain...!

Mr. Potato Head: [Angrily] Save it for the jury! I hope Sid pulls your voice-box out, ya creep!

[He lets go of the lights, making them fall.]

Woody: No! No! Don't leave! Don't leave!

[By now, the rest of the lights have fell out of the window, making it too late for him to grab them]

Woody: You've gotta help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!

Mr. Potato Head: Come on. Let's get out of here.

Hamm: Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over.

[They, the other Numberjacks, Bo and Rex leave the window except Slinky]

Woody: Come back! Slink! Slink, please! Please! Listen to me!

[Slinky just looks sad and pulls the blinds down to shut the window]

Woody: No! No! Come back! SLI-I-I-INKYYY!!

[Dark storm clouds loom overhead. As Woody slumps on the windowsill in defeat, he and the Disney Junior Gang heard some noises behind them. They turn to see the mutant toys converging around Buzz]

Woody, Heroes and Numberjacks: Buzz!

Pat: Wait a minute, wasn't he just wearing an apron?

Esteban: No time to question the logic of this movie! Just come on!

[They hurry off the table and over to the mutant toys]

Woody: Go away, you disgusting freaks!

[Babyface turns over and grabs Buzz's arm with her erector-set pinchers with which Woody is shielding himself and have a tug-o-war over it]

Woody: Alright back! Back, you cannibals!

[Woody loses his grip and falls back, hitting the wall. Buzz is swarmed by the mutant toys. Woody and the Disney Junior Gang run over to them with anger]

Esteban: He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you hideous disgusting monsters!

[He and the Disney Junior Gang furiously throws the mutant toys aside. Then as Buzz is revealed, he have his arm reattached to him]

Woody: Hey?! Hey, they fixed you!

6: Whoa.

[Woody move Buzz's arm to see if what he saw is true]

Felipe: Si. His arm, it's fixed!

Woody: But... but they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys.

[The mutant toys step back to reveal Janie and the Pterodactyl who have been repaired as well, their heads back on the right bodies, with tape around their repaired necks and heads. The mutant toys look innocently at Woody and the Disney Junior Gang]

Zooter: I get it! Sid's mutant toys are friendly, just like the ones in Andy's room.

Sofia: So they must've helped Janie and the pterodactyl after Sid got their heads off.

Baby Fozzie: And all this time, we were jumping to conclusions!

Esteban: Ay! We weren't nice guests, were we?

Woody: Uh... sorry. I... I thought that you were gonna... (laughs nervously) ...you know, eat my friend.

[The Mutant Toys immediately retreat to the dark shadows of Sid's room]

Woody: Hey! No, no, wait! Hey! What's wrong?

Sid's Mom: [offscreen] Sid?

[Woody, and the heroes look to the door where they heard Sid's voice]

Sid Phillips: Not now, Mom, I'm busy!

Wayne: That's what's wrong! Sid's back! [Hops into Eubie]

Woody: Sid!

Sid's Mom: [offscreen] You left the door open!

[Woody tries to pick up the still depressed Buzz, but he just went limp]

Woody: Buzz! C'mon, get up! Use your legs!

[He tried dragging Buzz to the table but the progress is very slow]

Woody: Fine! Let Sid trash you, but don't blame me!

[He ducks under a crate, and the Disney Junior Gang hide as Sid bursts in, carrying a box]

Sid Phillips: It came! It finally came!

[He went over to his workbench and rips open the package]

Sid Phillips: (reverently) The Big One.

[He pulls out a big rocket which has THE BIG ONE written on the side of it]

Sid Phillips: (reading the rocket label) "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool... (looks around) What am I gonna blow? Man... hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?

[He spots the milk crate on the floor and picks it up but Woody has hidden himself on the top of the inside. As Sid looks around, he accidentally steps on Buzz's laser, beeping it. He looks down]

Sid Phillips: Yes! I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit. Ha-ha.

[He straps Buzz to the Big One and put a toolbox on the milk crate, trapping Woody, as he watches from under a book in horror]

[The Disney Junior Gang see it from their hiding place.]

Coop: This is it!

Sweetie: Woody will never be able to convince the others of his innocence if Buzz gets blown up!

Sofia: Only a miracle could save Buzz now!

[Suddenly, as if on cue, a flash of lightning interrupts the moment, and then thunder rumbles. Sid sees this.]

Sid Phillips: Oh no!

[Sid crosses to the window to see a huge rainstorm commence.]

Sid Phillips: Aw man...!

[he smacks his head against the window. Woody breathes out with relief at this as do the heroes.]

Turner: Now that, was lucky.

Esteban: Gracias a Dios por un tiempo oportuno tormenta! [Translation: 'Thank goodness for a well timed rainstorm!']

Pat: It's a tormenta, and a rainstorm? Boy is the weather bad tonight!

Handy Manny: A tormenta is a rainstorm, Pat. 'Tormenta' means 'rainstorm' in Spanish.

[Sid's face brightens up as he look at Buzz still in his hand]

Sid Phillips: (as Newscaster) Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site. Tomorrow's forecast...

[He smacks Buzz down on the desk and winds his alarm clock up]

Sid Phillips: Sunny. Ha-ha-ha. Sweet dreams.

That Rainy Night/We Can't Do This Without You/Sid Awakes/Rallying the Mutant Toys

[Back in his room, Andy is awake in bed. His mom hands him his cowboy hat]

Mrs. Davis: I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.

Andy Davis: (sadly) But what if we leave them behind?

Mrs. Davis: Oh, don't worry, honey, I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.

[She kisses Andy and turns off the light, and leaves the room. A box starts bouncing around]

Rex: (muffled) Aaaah! I need air!

[He pops out and spits out packing styrofoam peanuts, coughing. Mr Potato Head pops out.

Mr. Potato Head: Will you quit moving around?!

Rex: I'm sorry. It's just that I get so nervous before I travel.

Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving buddy?

[He went back inside]

Rex: (following Potato Head) Everyone else was picked!

[as the box shuts, Bo, Kelly, and the others watch as Andy sleeps, clutching his cowboy hat]

Bo Peep: Oh, Woody. If only you could see how much Andy misses you.

[Cut to Sid's house. Thunder RUMBLES as rain pours down outside Sid's house. Sid is asleep and Woody is struggling to get out from under the crate]

Woody: Ps-s-s-s-t! Psst! Hey, Buzz!

[Buzz just sits there. Woody grab a stray washer and fling it at Buzz. It hits his helmet. Buzz looks up]

Woody: Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this tool box off me.

[Buzz looks away again]

Woody: Oh, come on, Buzz. I...Buzz, I can't do this without you. We need your help.

Buzz Lightyear: I can't help. I can't help anyone.

Woody: Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll all make a break for Andy's house.

Buzz Lightyear: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?

Woody: Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.

Buzz Lightyear: No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. (looking at himself) You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.

Woody: Whoa, hey, wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a, a Space Ranger.

Buzz Lightyear: Yeah, right.

Woody: No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy.

Buzz Lightyear: But why would Andy want me?

Woody: Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk!

Esteban: Si, and your helmet does that, that, that... whoosh, thing.

Woody: Yeah, what he said. [to Buzz] You are a COOL toy.

: Woody's right. Every kid who would wants you would be lucky to have you.

: Yeah. You are a very popular toy, Buzz.

[Woody realizes that Buzz being cool is what got them into this mess]

Woody: (depressed) As a matter of fact, you're too cool.

: What do you mean, Woody?

Woody: I mean -- I mean what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I can do is...

[He pull his pull-string]

Woody's Voice Box: There's a snake in my boot.

Woody: Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you?

[Buzz looks up at Woody in surprise]

Woody: I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.

[He slumps dejectedly against the crate, his back to Buzz. Buzz lifts his foot and look at Andy's name written on it, among all the scuff marks. He understands what being a toy is all about; to being joy and happiness to a kid. He look at Woody with determination in his eyes.]

Woody: Listen, Buzz, guys, forget about me. You should all get outta here while you can.

[There's silence. Woody turn to see that Buzz and the Numberj are gone. Woody looks sad and bows his head, accepting his fate when there's a cluttering noise up above. He looks up to see Buzz and the heroes on top of the milk crate, trying to push the toolbox off]

Woody: Buzz!! What are you doing? We thought you were --

Buzz Lightyear: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us.

: And we're helping you.

: Nobody gets left behind, Woody.

Buzz Lightyear: Now let's get you out of this thing. (strains)

Woody: Yes, sir!

[They, Woody and Buzz began to push the toolbox and the milk crate but it's slow prove]

Woody: (strained) Come on, Buzz! We can do it!

[Then as they strain, Woody, and Buzz heard a rumble noise. They look out the window to see the moving van arriving outside Andy's house]

Buzz Lightyear: Woody! It's the moving van.

Woody: We've got to get out of here... NOW.

[Buzz braces himself between the toolbox and the wall. Using his legs, Buzz pushes the toolbox and it starts to move. Woody saw that with every shove Buzz gives to the tool chest, the milkcrate begins to edge out on the lip of the desk]

Woody: C'mon, Buzz.

[Finally there's a gap wide enough for Woody to jump through]

Woody: Alright!

[He drops down to the floor below]

Woody: Buzz! Hey! I'm out!f

[Buzz didn't hear him and continues to push the toolbox (and milk crate) farther out]

Buzz Lightyear: (grunts) Almost there!

[Woody look up just in time to see the toolbox and the milk crate topple towards them]

Woody: (nervous laugh)

[The toolbox falls on Woody. Buzz look towards Sid who stirs]

Sid: (in his sleep) I wanna ride the pony...

[He remains asleep. Buzz sighs with relief and went over to the edge of the workbench and peers over to look down to see if woody are okay]

Buzz Lightyear: Woody? Are you alright?!

[Woody lifts the toolbox off him]

Woody: (punch-drunk) No, i'm fine. i'm OK.

Plan to Save Buzz

[The scene changes to Andy's now fully empty and former bedroom where the movers are moving the last few boxes of Andy's toys out of it. A forlorn Andy holds his cowboy hat and Buzz's cardboard spaceship in his hands and with a sad sigh, he walks out of the room, unaware that next door, Sid is carrying materials under his arm from his shed]

Sid Phillips: (as Astronaut) Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control. Launch pad is being constructed! Heh-heh.

[He puts the stuff down next to Buzz who is still inanimate. Outside Sid's door, Scud is planted, poised to strike anything that comes out. In the room, Woody, Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo, Rita and the mutant toys are planning to rescue Buzz]

Woody: All right, listen up. I need Pump Boy here -- Ducky here. Legs?

[Legs, a fishing rod with doll's legs, step forward]

Woody: You're with Ducky. (to the others) RollerBob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear?

[The mutant toys nodded in agreement]

Woody: OK. Let's move!

[Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo, Rita and the mutant toys split up. Scud barks, hearing the commotion. Legs and Ducky open the face plate off a heating grate and run inside the duct. They went down the duct and found a intersection. Ducky saw the right tunnel and quacks to Legs to follow him and they went down the right tunnel. Woody hops onto RollerBob, a skateboard with a solider's upper torso tied to the front]

Woody: Wind the frog!

[A toy car with hands and feet winds up a frog with wheels instead of legs. Ducky and Legs move towards a junction box in front of them. Rock Mobile, Hand-in-the-Box, a jack-in-the-box with a monster hand glove grabs the doorknob. Back in the rafters, Ducky and Legs lift the loose junction box which is attached to the porch light up into the rafters. Ducky stick his head out of the hole to see if the coast is clear. In the room, Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo, Rita and the other mutant toys are waiting for Ducky to give them the signal]

Woody: Wait for the signal.

[Ducky put Legs' hook onto his neck and Legs lower him down to the door. Ducky began swinging back and forth to reach the doorbell til with a big swing, he reaches the doorbell and rings it, thus signaling the other mutant toys, Woody, Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo and Rita]

Woody: Go!

[Hand-in-the-Box opens the door and the car with hands let go of the frog with wheels. It speeds out of the room and past Scud who began to chase it]

Woody: Alright, let's go. Now!

[RollerBob uses his arms to move his skateboard, Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo, Rita, Woody and the other mutant toys out of the room. Downstairs, Hannah approaches the door]

Hannah: I'm coming. I'm coming.

[She touches the doorknob. Ducky freezes just as Hannah opens the door. There's no one there. She didn't even see Ducky on the porch in front of her. Scud chases the frog downstairs. The frog races in between Hannah's legs and into Ducky's hands. Legs lifts Ducky and the frog out of the way just as Scud bursts through the door onto the porch, knocking Hannah over in the process]

Hannah: Scud!

Ducky: (quacks with laughter)

[He and Legs put the porch light back in place as Scud barks up at them, realizing that he's been duped. Hannah gets back up]

Hannah: Stupid dog!

[She slams the door in Scud's face and went down the hall. Woody, Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo, Rita and the mutant toys flew down the stairs and through the kitchen towards a dog door in front of them]

Woody: Lean back!

[Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo, Rita and mutants push back, causing RollerBob to do a wheelie and they fly through the dog door and catapult into the bushes. Woody, Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo, Rita and the mutant toys peeks out of the bushes to see Buzz still standing inanimate strapped to the launchpad. Sid is still in his toolshed, doing voices of Huston and an astronaut]

Sid Phillips: (AS ASTRONAUT) Uh, Mission Control...is the launchpad construction complete? (simulated static) Uh, Roger, rocket is now secured to guide wire. We are currently obtaining the...ignition sticks. Countdown will commence momentarily. Stand by --(simulated static)

[Legs, Ducky and Frog slide into the yard from a drain pipe. They exchange a thumbs-up with Woody and Connor before hurrying to their positions]

Woody: Let's go.

Lightning McQueen: Places, everyone.

[Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo, Rita and the mutant toys spread out to their positions]

Sid Phillips: Hey, Mom?! Where are the matches? Oh, oh, wait, here they are. Nevermind...

[Woody ran towards Buzz who saw him]

Buzz Lightyear: (whispers) Woody?! Great! Help me out of this thing!

Woody: Shhh!

Buzz Lightyear: What?

Woody: (whispers) It's OK. Everything's under control.

[He goes limp and falls to the ground, confusing Buzz]

Buzz Lightyear: Woody?! What are you doing?!

[Sid came out of his toolshed and Buzz freezes]

Sid: (AS ASTRONAUT) Houston, all systems are go. Requesting permission to launch --

(spotting Woody)

Sid Philips: Hey, how'd you get out here? [He picks Woody up and look at him for a moment] Oh well. You and I are gonna have a cook-out later.

[Sid chuckles as he places Woody on a barbecue grill. He places a match in Woody's hoster before doing what he was doing]

Sid: Houston, do we have permission to launch? -- (simulated static) Uh, Roger, permission granted. You are confirmed at T minus 10 seconds...

[The mutant toys scrambled to their hiding places as Sid lights a match]

Sid: ...and counting. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

[He grins menacingly as he moves the match to the fuse, ready to light it when........]

Woody: [Voice Box] Reach for the sky!

Sid: Huh?

[Extinguishing the match, he turns to see Woody still on on the barbecue grill, lifeless except for the sound coming from his voice box]

Woody: [Voice Box] This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

Sid: What?

[He walks over to Woody and picks him up]

Woody: [Voice Box] Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

Sid: It's busted.

[He raise Woody up, about to throw him away......]

Woody: [Voice Box] Who are you callin' busted, Buster?!

[Sid stops short and looks at Woody confused]

Woody: [Voice Box] That's right. I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.

[As Woody's voice box continues to talk, Sid look at his pull string. It isn't moving. Sid gets increasingly frightened and confused]

Woody: [Voice Box] We don't like being blown up, Sid, or smashed, or ripped apart.

Sid: [startled] W-w-w-we?

Woody: [Voice Box] That's right. Your toys.

[As soon as the voice box stops, a battered toy doll emerges from the sand pit, acting like a zombie]

Doll: Mama! Mama!

[The doll walks to Sid, as A red truck toy emerges from the sandbox too. Buzz watches, amazed as he realizes what's going on. Esteban clambers outta a pile of dirt, his hair mussed up, his feet bare and coated in mud, acting like a zombie, arms outstretched]

Esteban: [zombie-like moan]

[5, covered in Day of the Dead Patterns, pops up]

5: [jumping up on the table next to Sid] Boo!

4: [with a ghost sheet covering him] Whooooo!!

3: (comes out of a bush wearing zombie make-up) Brains! Brains!

[Rikochet, Buena Girl, and The Flea appear, covered in mud, and acting like zombies]

[2 Mud-covered broken soldiers and the Frog rise from some puddles and began to move towards Sid, who sees 4, 3, and the other toys come out and moving. The Pizza Planet alien comes out of a dog bowl near Sid's feet. Sid backs away as the toys, 4, 5, 6, and 3 advance toward him. Legs lower Babyface down onto Sid's head, making him scream in terror. Hand-in-the-Box grabs him by the leg, making him yell as he shakes it off. RollerBob and Janie approach him.]

Janie: Mama.

[The mutant toys and Disney Junior Gang are surrounding the scared Sid]

Woody: [Voice Box] From now on, you must take good care of your toys. Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid.

[We see Woody's face]

Woody: [Voice Box] We toys [his head turns around 360 degrees] can see everything.......

[Woody comes to life in Sid's hand]

Woody: [sinisterly] So play nice.

[Sid screams and tosses Woody into the air, and runs into his house, screaming. Woody, the heroes and the mutant toys cheer]

Woody: (delighted) Ha-ha! We did it! We did it! YES!!!

[Inside, Hannah is coming downstairs with a doll when Sid rushes in]

Sid Phillips: The toys! The toys are alive! [He sees Hannah's doll and recoils a bit] N-N-Nice toy...

[Hannah, sensing Sid's fear and found a opportunity to get back at him for what he did to Janie and her toys, suddenly thrusts the doll into Sid's face. He screams and runs upstairs, sobbing with Hannah chasing him, taunting him with the doll]

Hannah Phillips: What's wrong, Sid?! Don't you want to play with Sally?!

To the Moving Van!

[Everyone is chatting about their triumph over Sid]

Woody: Nice work, fellahs. Good job. Comin' out of the ground -- what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.

: We certainly taught that meanie Sid a lesson, eh?

: Yes, 3. He's never gonna destroy toys anymore.

Oso: Or play with matches or dangerous equipment again.

: [shaking off the ghost sheet] Good, cause I can finally get this off! It stunk under there!

Buena Girl: Si, I'm glad it's over now.

Buzz Lightyear: Woody.

[Woody turns around and sees Buzz who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody]

Buzz Lightyear: Thanks.

[They share a smile as they shake hands, beginning their friendship when they heard a car horn and they turn to see Andy and his family getting into the car]

Mrs. Davis: Everybody say, "Bye, house"!

Buzz Lightyear: Guys! The van!

Andy Davis: (depressed) Bye, house.

Esteban: [Getting his boots on] Andale! Rapido!

Zooter: They're about to leave! We need to get going!

Sofia: Let's go!

[Woody quickly hoists Buzz off the pole he was tied to, then, he & Buzz [with the rocket still attached to him], followed by the heroes, head off to Andy's now former house]

Woody: (to the mutant toys) We gotta run! Thanks, guys!

Baby Animal: See ya!

[They run to the fence and peak through the car starts up]

Woody: Quick!

[They run to the car but Buzz got stuck. Woody goes onto the back but he looks at Buzz]

Buzz Lightyear: Just go, I'll catch up!

[Woody looks between Buzz and the van then made a decision. He jumped down and ran back to Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys, the Numberjacks, Animaniacs, and the Lucha Crew ran out to the street but the van is already driving away down the street]

6: Darn it! We miss it!

Wakko Warner: Uh, guys?

[Then they heard a rumble and they look back to see the moving truck rolling towards them]

Woody, Buzz, Numberjacks and Lucha Crew: Aaaah!

[They duck down to avoid been hit by the truck as it rolls over them. After it passes, they start to chase it]

Buzz Lightyear: Come on!

[Scud is lying on the front porch of Sid's house when he perks up, seeing Woody, Buzz, the Numberjacks, Warners and the Lucha Crew running down the street after the moving truck. He growls, wanting to get back at them for duping him. Buzz runs faster than Woody and leap for a strap which is dangling from the back of the truck and grabs it to climb up to the bumper. Woody struggles to reach the strap but it keeps being out of reach]

Buzz Lightyear: You can do it, Woody!

[Woody jumps and grabs the strap]

Woody: Whew, I made it!

Buzz Lightyear: (gasps)

[3 sees what Buzz is seeing]

3: Uh, guys? Look!

[Woody, the Numberjacks and the heroes look back to see Scud running towards them]

Dot Warner: (gasps) IT'S SCUD!

Woody: Aaaaaah!

[Scud bite on Woody's foot]

Woody: (kicking Scud with his other foot) Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down!

[Scud began to drag Woody down to the end of the strap]

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, Woody!

Woody: I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!

Buzz Lightyear: No!

[Buzz jumps off of the truck and onto Scud's snout. He pull Scud's eyelids and snap them hard. Scud yelps in pain, letting go of Woody. He bucks wildly with Buzz still on him]

Woody: Buzz!

4: He's in trouble!

6: We gotta do something and fast!

[Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and strains to get it open. Just then, the moving truck and the family van stop at traffic lights. Woody slams into the door, making it slide up, carrying him with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he saw a box marked ANDY'S TOYS. Scud flings Buzz off his face, sending him tumbling under a parked car. Scud runs to the car but can't get to Buzz due to the car too big for him to fit under. In the van, Woody opens the box and inside is Slinky, Rex, Mr. Potato Head and Hamm]

Toys: What?

Rex: Are we there already?

Hamm: How did you get here?!

Slinky: Woody?! How'd you --

[The Numberjacks and Lucha Crew opens another box and inside is the rest of the Numberjacks]

0: 3!

1: 4!

2: 5, 6, Lucha Crew!

5: No time to chat right now!

4: We got to help Buzz!

8: What are you talking about?

9: What are you doing now?

[Woody push the box to the side and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys poke their heads out]

Hamm: What's going on? What's he taking?

Woody: Ah-hah! There you are!!

[The toys watch in confusion as Woody took out RC and his remote control out of the box]

Mr. Potato Head: Hey! What's he doing?

3: [to RC] Sorry about this.

[Woody runs to the back of the truck and kicks RC out onto the street, making the toys scream in horror]

Rex: He's at it again!!!!!

[Woody turn on the remote and send RC to the parked car, passing Scud on the way. RC's motor whirrs happily at Buzz being OK and Buzz smiles at him. Woody laughs, but just then, the traffic light turned green, allowing the moving truck and Andy's family van to drive on]

Mr. Potato Head: Get him!

[The toys pour out of their boxes and charge towards Woody, the Numberjacks and the Lucha Crew]

5: Oh no!

6: (gasps) Woody, watch out!

[Woody look back, gasps and quickly turn the wheel on the remote, making RC zoom with Buzz on board him towards the truck with Scud in hot pursuit. Woody, the Numberjacks and the Lucha Crew steer the remote while trying to fend off the angry toys while the rest of the Numberjacks watched in worry]

Woody: Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no!

[Scud continues chasing Buzz and RC down the street, nearly close to chomp on him. In the truck, Rocky lifts Woody and spin him around in circles]

7: Stop it!

Woody: No, no, no! Wait! (as Rocky spins him) Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!

[RC suddenly starts going around in circles because of the remote going around in Woody's hand. Scud also twirls in circles]

Buzz Lightyear: (spinning) Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!

[Rocky throws Woody to the floor, making RC going straight again with Scud still chasing him and Buzz clinging to him. Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody]

Hamm: Pig pile!!

[The impact makes RC jumps into the air and back onto the road. Buzz lands on RC, facing backwards. The traffic lights turn red and the wall of cross traffic move from both directions. Buzz looks back to see the lines of traffic in front of him]

Buzz Lightyear: Aaaah!

[He and RC drive straight into the lines of traffic with Scud blindly following them. Scud saw a car slamming on it's brakes on his side and went wide-eyed, realizing his mistake and skids to stop. The car swerves to avoid Scud and crashes into another car. Buzz and RC zipped through before the other cars collide with each other. Soon there is a multi-car pile up that encircles Scud, trapping him. He runs back and forth, trying to find a way out while people in their cars honk their horns and shout at each other]

Woman: Get out of that car!

Man: Move it!

[Buzz look up to see the crash and let out a sigh of relief, both for getting away from Scud and avoid getting hit by the cars. Back on the truck, the Numberjacks, Warners, and Lucha Crew are still fighting the toys with Rocky holding Woody (still holding the remote) above his head and walk towards the open door]

Woody: No wait! You don't understand! Buzz is out there! We've gotta help him!!

[He swung his arm and the remote around, accidentally knocks Mr. Potato Head's parts off his body and onto the floor]

Mr. Potato Head: Toss him overboard!

Woody: No, no, no, wait!

[The toys throw Woody out onto the road.]

3: Oh no!

4: Come on! (hops off the truck, 5, 6 and 3 behind him)

Rex: Hooray!

Mr. Potato Head: So long, Woody!

6: Woody, are you alright?

Woody: Well, thanks for the ride.

Buzz Lightyear: (pointing ahead) Look out!!

[They see that they're about to slam into the rear tire of the car in front of them. Woody screams and quickly turns the wheel on the remote to make a hard left, missing the tire. RC swerves under the car]

Woody: Now, let's catch up to that truck!

[He flicks the switch from ON to TURBO and RC speeds up after the truck]

[Rocket gets out his back-up booster jet. 'William Tell Overture - Gioachino Rossini' begins to play, slowly.]

Leo: To get to 'super fast', we have to start at 'Adagio'. [pats the beat on his lap slowly.] Pat the beat on your lap, slowly.

[The music speeds up a bit, and Leo starts patting the beat on his tummy a little bit faster.]

Leo: 'Moderato'. Now pat the beat on your tummy a little faster.

[The music speeds up again, and Leo crosses his arms and pats the beat on his shoulders a bit faster than 'Moderato']

Leo: 'Allegro'! Now pat the beat on your shoulders even faster!

[The music goes to it's fastest speed, and Leo raises his arms]

Leo: 'Presto'! Now reach your arms to the sky, and shake your whole body!

[The Little Einsteins shake their bodies]

[Lenny, looking bored, looks out at the road, and sees Woody and Buzz and the Numberjacks coming their way]

Lenny: Guys! Guys! Woody and the Numberjacks are riding RC! And Buzz is with him!

[The toys, heroes, and other Numberjacks rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo lifts Lenny up to look through him]

Bo Peep: It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!

Rex: Great! Now I have guilt!

Woody: We're almost there.

[RC is gaining on the moving truck]

Bo Peep: Rocky, the ramp!

[Rocky rush over to a lever on the side of the back. The sign above it reads "RAMP: UP/DOWN."  Rocky push down the lever and the ramp starts to lower down. Woody, and Buzz look up to see the ramp about to come down on top of them]

Buzz Lightyear: Look out!!

[RC sped back just before the ramp slams down into the road. Sparks flew from the metal, scraping the road]

Slinky: (to other toys) Quick! Hold on to my tail!

[Mr Potato Head and Rex grab on to Slinky's tail, allowing Slinky's front end to jump off the truck and onto the ramp. Slinky lean forward with his paw stretch out to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's paw. They grab hold of each other]

Mr Potato Head: That a boy, Slink!!

[Then all of a sudden, RC starts to slow down, pulling Slinky's front end off the ramp]

Slinky: Woody!!

[His slinky middle began to stretch and the other toys look worried]

Slinky: Woody! Speed up!

Woody: (to Buzz) Speed up!

Buzz Lightyear: The batteries! They're running out!

[RC's headlight eyes sag as he slows down even more. As Slinky continues to stretching, RC began to weave side-to-side like a water skier]

Slinky: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[Inside the family van, Molly look at the sideview mirror and saw RC with Woody, Buzz in it before they back out of view. Molly squeals with delight by the sight of what she saw. With Slinky's mid-section stretched to the limit, he began to lose his grip on Woody]

Slinky: I can't hold on much longer!

Woody: Slink! Hang on!

[Slinky's paws slips out of Woody's hands, sending his front shooting back into the truck and knocking over the toys]

Slinky: Aaaaaaah!

Toys: Ouch!

[RC slows down and sputters to a stop. Woody and Buzz watch in vain as the family van and moving truck disappear down the street. A cuckoo bird's chirps]

Woody: (sarcastic) Great!

4: We're completely stranded, again!!!

[Buzz look back at the rocket which is still attached to his back which gives him an idea]

Buzz Lightyear: Woody! The rocket!

Woody: The match!

Elena: What match?

Esteban: I remember! Senor Sid put a match in Woody's holster!

[Woody pulls out the match from his holster that Sid had put there earlier]

Woody: Yes! Thank you, Sid!

[Woody runs around behind Buzz, strikes the match against RC's back tire and is about to light the fuse when the same car from earlier whizzes over them, blowing out the match. Woody looks stunned at this, clenched the match in his hands and falls prostrate to the ground]

Woody: No-o-o! No-no-no-no! No-o-o!

[Unable to watch a cowboy cry, Buzz bows his head, causing his helmet to block the sun from Woody. As Buzz's shadow moves over him, Woody stops sobbing and suddenly saw a white dot on his hand which is the same dot generated from Sid's magnifying glass earlier. Seeing that Buzz's helmet aims the sunlight on his hand, Woody got an idea. He leaps up, grabs Buzz's helmet and aligns it so the sunlight touches the fuse]

Buzz Lightyear: Woody?! What are you doing?

Woody: Hold still, Buzz!

[The fuse lights]

Woody: Ha-ha!!

Buzz Lightyear: You did it! Next stop: Andy!

[Then Woody stops smiling, remembering something, as does Elena]

Woody: Wait a minute... We just lit a rocket.

Elena: Yeah and, [realizes something] Rockets explo --

[The rocket fires, making RC go super fast, passing car after car. Woody's face starts wagging by the speed as the moving truck appears ahead of them. The toys and other Numberjacks gather around Slinky who has his spring splayed out in his middle]

Slinky: I… should have…held on longer..

[Lenny look out of the back and saw Woody, Buzz, and RC zooming up to them]

Lenny: Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz! Comin' up fast!

Rex: Woody!

[The rocket is so strong that it began to lift Woody and Buzz into the air. Woody manages to hold on to RC but not for long as he forces to lose his grip, sending RC towards the moving van]

Rex: Take cover!!

[The toys ran out of the way. Only Mr Potato Head remains standing as RC smash into him, sending his parts flying. The rocket carries Woody, Elena, Esteban, and Buzz higher and higher]

Woody: Ahhh!! This is the part where we blow up!

Buzz Lightyear: Not today!

[He presses the red button which open his wings which breaks through the tape that holds him to the rocket. The toys separate from the rocket just before it explodes. The toys plummet towards the ground]

Woody: (covering his eyes) Ah-h-h-h-h!

[Just then Buzz banks under some power lines. Woody takes a peek saw that they're flying]

Woody: Hey, Buzz!! You're flying!!

Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying. This is falling -- with style!

Woody: Ha ha!! To Infinity and Beyond!!

[They soar towards the moving truck but then they flew over it, much to Woody' confusion]

Woody: Uh, Buzz?! We missed the truck!

Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!

[Woody look to see that they're gaining on the family van. They fly over to the sun roof and then drop into the car. Woody and Buzz land in a open box in the back seat, next to Andy, whereas Elena and Esteban hide behind the seat. Andy look over to see a limp Woody and Buzz inside the box]

Andy: Hey! Wow!

Andy's Mom: What? What is it?

Andy: (picking up the toys) Woody! Buzz!

Andy's Mom: Oh, great, you found them. Where were they?

Andy: Here! In the car!

Andy's Mom: See? Now, what did I tell you? Right where you left them.

[Andy hug his favourite toys happily. Woody and Buzz give each other a knowing wink before they resume freezement.]

Ending/The Hot Dog Dance

[Months later, it's Christmas in Andy's new house. In the living room, Andy, his mom and Molly are around the Christmas tree, opening presents]

Andy: Which one can I open first?

Andy's Mom: Let's let Molly open one.

[In the Christmas tree, Sarge is using his binoculars to spy on them. His soldiers turn on the baby monitor to which they're holding in the branches. The other monitor plays on Andy's night stand]

Sarge: (over the monitor) Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.

[Buzz now with his helmet permanently opened, is sitting on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the nightstand. They listen to the monitor]

Hamm: (to the room) Hey, heads up everybody! It's showtime.

[The toys, and Woody are mingling together like a typical office Christmas party]

Rex: Oh! It's time!

[The toys stop dancing and hurried over to the monitor. Woody is about to follow when Bo grabs him with her crook]

Woody: Whoooooah! Oh! Bo! (rubbing his neck) There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.

Bo Peep: Merry Christmas, Sheriff.

[Bo points her crook upwards to her sheep with mistletoe in their mouths]

Woody: Say, isn't that mistletoe?

Bo Peep: Mm-hmmmmm.

[Bo drops her crook, dips Woody and kisses him]

[The toys are congregated below the monitor this time with excitement instead of fear this time]

Rex: (to Slinky) Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf-eater. That way, I could play the, uh, dominant predator. Ha ha ha!

[Slinky laughs with him]

Buzz Lightyear: Quiet everyone, quiet!

Sarge: (over monitor) Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat. Mrs. Potato Head.

[Mr Potato Head looks overjoyed]

Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!

Mr Potato Head: Gee, I better shave.

[He takes off his moustache piece and flick it away. Woody climbs onto the bed and join Buzz, his face covered in lipstick from Bo kissing him]

Sarge: (over monitor) Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present -- (Static)

[Buzz bangs the side of the monitor]

Buzz Lightyear: Buzz. Buzz Lightyear. You are not worried, are you?

Sarge: (over monitor) I can't quite make out -- (Static)

Buzz Lightyear: (defensively) Me? No, no, no, no... Mm-mmm. Are you?

Woody: (laughing) Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?!

Andy: Oh, what is it? What is it?

[Buster is heard barking]

Andy: Wow! A puppy!

[Woody and Buzz look at each other in surprise for a sec then share a worried smile.]

[The end.]

[They Might Be Giants]

Hot dog!

Hot dog!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

Now we've got ears, it's time for cheers!

Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

[Instrumental break]