The Disney Junior Gang are Home Alone/Transcript

This is the transcript to The Disney Junior Gang are Home Alone.

Preview/Wolfie and Dotty's Speech Before the Opening

Tom Kane: Right after the movie, be sure to check out Aerosmith's new hit music video, "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing".

(The movie starts at the Halloween Stage. Special Agent Wolfie and Special Agent Dotty walk in and a spotlight shines on them.)

Special Agent Wolfie: Hello everyone, and Merry Christmas. I'm Wolfie.

Special Agent Dotty: And I'm Dotty. And we're here to tell you about the newest adventure of the Disney Junior Gang.

Special Agent Wolfie: Everyone has heard about the classic Jon Hughes film "Home Alone". If you've seen it, you probably know what it's all about.

Special Agent Dotty: Well, this adventure is just that, but with the Disney Junior Gang in it, including Wolfie and myself.

Special Agent Wolfie: And we're also here to tell you that the events in this movie are entirely fictional. Any similarities to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Special Agent Wolfie/Special Agent Dotty: And now, on with the show!

Opening

[spoken] Special alert! Special alert!

Meet the Disney Junior gang

The team like Pooh Bear

They're off on an adventure

To help a friend somewhere And with help from you, there's nothing they can do

They're Oso heroic

Thomas: [spoken] Hurry, Disney Junior friends!

Oso lucky

Oso: Sounds like a plan!

When they're on the scene, they'll do all they can

Help friends with their skills

Facing villains and thrills

Oso: It's all part of the plan.

Mickey Mouse: More or less.

They're good and special

Paw Pilot: Hurry, guys!

Kind and heroic

Kip: Great job, guys!

The adventures of the...

[Back up singers] Disney Junior (repeat)

[Singer] Gang!

Getting Mousketools

Paw Pilot: {Reading} The Disney Junior Gang are Home Alone.

{We now see everyone in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse}

Callie: Hi! We're the Disney Junior Gang!

Oso: It's Christmas Eve.

Minnie Mouse: And we are going somewhere very Christmas-y.

Annie: Yep.

Leo: And we're gonna meet a real life person for the first time.

Wayne: Hmm, I wonder.

Twinkle: Wonder what, Wayne?

Eubie: About the people?

Kip: The place?

Wolfie: The fun?

Wayne: No, but we will see all three. I meant, we might need some mousketools.

Mickey Mouse: You know, Wayne, now that you mentioned it...I don't see why not.

Callie: Yes, Wayne.

Fran: That's absolutely Fran-tastic! {Chuckles}

Felipe: Si, Wayne!

Turner: Good thinking.

Handy Manny: {To the viewers} Want to come too? Excelente!

Goofy: Let's get our mousketools!

Mickey Mouse: Mouseka-hey, mouseka-hi, mouska-ho!~ Mouseka-ready, mouseka-set, here we go!~ You're a thinking and a solving working througher~Mousekame, mousekayou, Mousekadoer~Mousekame, mousekayou, Mousekadoer~

Mickey Mouse And Kids: Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it~ Show us the Mousketools to help us do it!

Mickey Mouse: Meeska...Mooska...Mousekadoer! Mousekatools! Mousekatools! Mousekatools!

Kid Voices: Here are your Mousekatools!~

Eubie: We got a bunch of speakers.

Sofia: How loud!

Goofy: Ooh, a six-shooter.

Callie: Yep. Perfect ones when bandits have a showdown.

Donald Duck: A cassette.

Quincy: For watching movies.

Mickey Mouse: And the mystery Mousketool.

{Soon, the Mouskedoer shows all the four tools}

Mickey Mouse: That's a surprise tool to help us later.

{Toodles pops up}

Mickey Mouse: Look, it's Toodles!

Leo: Hi there, Toodles!

{Toodles twirls around Mickey and Leo}

Mickey and Leo: {Chuckles}

Leo: He's going to help us with the tools when we need them.

{Toodles did a little dance just as he left and the song was over}

Minnie Mouse: Okay, guys. Let's go!

{Everyone went inside the movie portal to start their Christmas adventure}

Visiting Shermer, Illinois/Meeting Kevin

{The gang is now in the city of Shermer, Illinois}

Kevin Shows The Gang how to Enjoy Life/Watching "Angels with Filthy Souls"

{Everyone starts to get a bit worried for Kevin}

• Callie: Um, Kevin, are you sure you like that idea?
• Kevin McCallister: Yeah, besides, they called me a disease and one of them said I might be eaten by a tarantula.
• Wayne: Eww! Twinkle and I do not like spiders.
• Goofy: Same.
• Donald Duck: Yeah, but...
• Kevin McCallister: So, I think I should just show lot how to enjoy this life.
• Felipe: Okay, amigo.
• Flicker: Si.

{Kevin shows them a few magazines and one magazine shows a picture of the Disney Junior Gang}

• Minnie Mouse: {Gasps} Kevin! That has a picture of the Disney Junior Gang!
• Stretch: Whoa. I guess Shermer, Illinois really does know about us.
• Kevin McCallister: See? What I told you?
• Dusty: Well, it's just no clothes in anything. Just your clothes.
• Kevin McCallister: Yeah, sickening.

{Rusty found some firecracker bags}

• Rusty: Hey, what are these?
• Kevin McCallister: Cool! Firecrackers! I'll save these for later. {Sarcastically} Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff. You better come out and pound me.
• Squeeze: But, I thought he was in Paris.
• Kevin McCallister: {Whispers} I am just pretending.
• Squeeze: Oh.

{Soon, Wolfie and Dottie found something that made them a bit uncomfortable}

• Wolfie: Kevin, who's this girl?
• Dottie: Yeah, she freaks me out.
• Kevin McCallister: Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!
• Zooter: But, isn't she a girl and not a dog?
• Pluto: {Barks "Uh-huh"}

{Soon, Kevin spotted a gun like they had in the western movies}

• Callie: Whoa. Buzz has a gun? Buzz has a gun! Kevin, watch. {Sarcastically} Oh, Buzz, I am gonna use your gun to have fun, you better come and stop me before we have a showdown. {Whispers} How was that?
• Kevin McCallister: You know what? That wasn't so bad.

{Soon, the others watch Kevin and Callie as Kevin lines up a few sport figures by a vent}

• Izzy: Wow. These really does remind me of western movies.
• Callie: {To the figures} Hey, figures. Draw!

{One by one, they shoot the figures with Buzz's gun}

• Callie: And one for the spatula.

{Callie shoots the spatula and the vent closes}

• Turner: That's kind of great and all.
• Skully: Yeah, but dangerous.
• Sofia: I know. How about we watch a movie?
• Kevin McCallister: Cool! Aww, but all the movies that I like are already with the family.
• Oso: Hmm, do you think now be the time for a mousketool, Mickey?
• Mickey Mouse: Well, sure.
• Kevin McCallister: Oh, are you gonna do the thing with the tool thing?
• Minnie Mouse: Sure, Kevin. We do this all the time.
• Kevin McCallister: So, what do I have to do?
• Mickey Mouse: After we say "Oh Toodles", Toodles, the mouse with a face, comes by and shows us the tools. He's very friendly too.
• Kevin McCallister: This, I gotta see!
• Mickey Mouse: Everybody...
• The Disney Junior Gang and Kevin McCallister: Oh Toodles!

{Soon, Toodles comes by from the house, and into the vent}

• Toodles: Wait for me!
• Kevin McCallister: Wow! He really is friendly!

{Soon, Toodles go to the screen and shows everyone the speakers, six-shooter, cassette tape, and the mystery Mousketool}

• Mickey Mouse: Speakers, a six-shooter, a cassette tape, and the Mystery Mousketool.
• Rusty: Hmm, what can we use to watch a movie for Kevin?
• Daisy Duck: Well, you can usually watch movies on cassette tapes.
• Kevin McCallister: Hmm, do you think maybe we can try a cassette?
• Oso: Let's try it!
• Mickey Mouse: We got ears! Say "Cheers!"
• Kevin McCallister: Cheers!

{Toodles leaves and we see Kevin holding a cassette}

• Kevin McCallister: Ooh, this one's my favorite. {Reads} "Angels with Filthy Souls".
• Dottie: I hope it'll be good.

{Soon, everyone watches while Kevin enjoys ice cream}

• Johnny: Who is it?
• Snakes: It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
• Johnny: Leave it on the door step and get the heck out of here.
• Snakes: Alright, Johnny. But, what about my money?
• Johnny: What money?
• Snakes: Acey said you had some dough for me.
• Johnny: Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?
• Snakes: Acey said 10%.
• Johnny: Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.

{Meanwhile, Oso tried to do the "life" part}

• Oso: {Sarcastically} Oh, Buzz, you might wanna pound us because we're watching inappropriate movies with your Kevin.
• Kevin McCallister: {Whispers}

{Back in the movie}

• Snakes: What do you mean?
• Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out. Hey, I'll tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes.

{Johnny in the movie has a gun}

• Callie: Whoa, he's got a gun! Now, this I like.
• Oso: What? Johnny?
• Callie: No, the six-shooter!
• Johnny: {To Snakes} I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead.
• Snakes: Alright, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going.
• Callie: I can't wait to hear the gun shot.
• Johnny: 1, 2, 10!

{Everyone and Kevin covered their eyes, except for Sheriff Callie who was amazed by the sound}

• Sheriff Callie: Yeah, Johnny, you get him! You get him good!
• Johnny: {Laughs}

{Johnny laughs while shooting Snakes}

• Johnny: Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
• Sheriff Callie: I would say that to them their train bandits.

{Kevin paused the movie}

• Kevin McCallister: MOM!

{Everyone was surprised on what Kevin said}

Ending

[They Might Be Giants]

Hot dog!

Hot dog!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

Now we've got ears, it's time for cheers!

Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

[Instrumental break]

[Prince James]

(spoken) Well done for helping us stop the nasty Wet Bandits form ruining Kevin McAllister's house! I knew we could do it! It was so much fun to do all those traps, but remember, don't try these at home!

• Eubie: We had such a great time helping Kevin save Christmas in his home.
• Mickey Mouse: {To the audience} Can you guess what we used to watch a very interesting movie?
• Wayne: A cassette tape. It was very spooky.
• Callie: Yep. But, the gun part didn't scare me since you find that in western times.
• Mickey Mouse: {To the audience} Now, what did we used to help us order pizza and scare away Marv?
• Oso: Some very loud speakers.
• Wolfie: Yeah, good thing Kevin got us headphones.
• Mickey Mouse: {To the audience} So, what did we use to help Kevin save his home?
• Felipe: We used a plan scroll.
• Dusty: Yep. Most of us did the building.
• Turner: We all did.
• Mickey Mouse: {To the audience} And finally, what did we use to stop the bandits first?
• Donald Duck: A six-shooter!
• Callie: Yeah, I helped with that.

[Mickey Mouse]

(spoken) What a hot dog day!

[They Might Be Giants]

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

It's a brand-new day, what you waitin' for?

Get up, stretch out, stomp on the floor!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

We're splittin' the scene, we're full of beans!

So long for now from Mickey Mouse

[Mickey Mouse]

That's me!

[They Might Be Giants]

And the Disney Junior Gang!

• Mickey Mouse: {To the audience} See you real soon!

Preview of our next adventure

{After the movie, clips from The Disney Junior Gang's Adventures of Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie are shown}

Toodles (o.s.): Hey everyone! Toodles here! If you loved our adventure, you're gonna love this! We're meeting the cast of VeggieTales and living the story of Jonah! Stay tuned for The Disney Junior Gang's Adventures of Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie!

I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing - Aerosmith

Tom Kane: And now, Aerosmith's hit music video, "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing"!