- Sheriff Stone: No admittance. This is a quarantined area. Besides, the movie's already started.
- Scooby: You're showing them a movie?
- Shaggy: Yeah, aren't they, like, frozen with gnomey magic?
- Sheriff Stone: I already saw the movie. Believe me, magically frozen is the perfect viewing state to be in.
- Fred: Now let's see who you really are. (unmasks the Gnome)
- Daphne, Velma and Scooby: (gasp) The Court Fool? Uh-Oh.
- Amanda Littlefoot: That's my husband, Gill Littlefoot! What did you think you were doing, fool? (hits Gill with her staff)
- Gill: What I've wanted to do for years: Frame you for the gnome attacks. And once you were out of the way, take your fortune for my own. (Amanda hits him again) Ow! Will you stop that?
- Velma: But you're too tall. How could you ever be the gnome?
- Gill: There's a reason our family name is Littlefoot. (takes off the gnome disguise to reveal his real size) (Everyone gasp) I planned this over a year. And while I've always hid my tiny legs, this finally provided me a way to make them useful. Since Amanda's dislike of pirates was well known, I planted her earring on a victim, hoping to throw suspicion her way. I used my toxin-coated gloves to paralyze all the pirates, but you would not quit. The beautiful part is that because of my--
- Sheriff Stone: I believe the medical term is baby legs.
- Gill: No one would have ever suspected me. That is, until you, meddling, gnome-hating, pirate-loving--
- Sheriff Stone: Yeah, yeah, Shrimpo, we got the picture.
- Amanda Littlefoot: (annoyed) All these years, you've looked down on me. Now it turns out I'm actually taller than you. (hits Gill again with her staff)
- Gill: Ow!
- Sheriff Stone: Let's go, little footy. (laughs)
- Mayor Jones: Boy, I had big plans for him! Thanks for nothing-- again.
- Fred: Anytime, pop.