The Heroes Adventures Of Looney Tunes: Back in Action/Transcript

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The Prologue/Daffy Loss his Job

(The Movie starts when A Origin Looney Tunes scene)

• Elmer Fudd: Be very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits. (laughs)
• Daffy Duck: I am a duck bent on self-preservationum.
• Elmer Fudd: Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season.
• Bugs Bunny: Duck season.
• Daffy Duck: Rabbit season!
• Bugs Bunny: Duck season.
• Daffy Duck: Rabbit season!
• Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season.
• Daffy Duck: Duck season! Fire!

(Than Elmer Fudd just shot Daffy few times in a role)

• Daffy Duck: Hold everything. [Switch to live-action backdrop with animated characters from that point on] "Daffy gets blasted." Mm-hm. Page 7: "Daffy gets blasted." Aha. Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!" I got nothing! What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. Brothers Warner... show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge... to that long-eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged--

(Bugs Bunny comes in)

• Bugs Bunny: What's up, doc? Hey Bobby, how's the wife? Great nose job, Chuck. Thanks, girls. Good rug, Mel. Never would have guessed. Pardon me.
• Daffy Duck: The pleasure is mine.
• Bugs Bunny: Fellas, I think Daff's right. Maybe I'll take a vacation. Go visit my 542 nieces and nephews.
• Kate Houghton: Mr. Duck, excuse me, I'm sorry. I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny.
• Daffy Duck: (Walks to her) Oh, my heavens, no. You couldn't have a movie without Bugs Bunny. If you don't mind me asking, whose glorified personal assistant are you?
• Kate Houghton: Kate Houghton, Vice President, Comedy.
• Daffy Duck: Right.
• Brother Warner 1#: Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies.
• Brother Warner 2#: Finally, a Lethal Weapon that I can take my grandchildren to.
• Kate Houghton: Gentlemen, check your phones. Our latest research shows that Bugs Bunny is a core asset... that appeals to male and female, young and old throughout the universe... while your fan base is limited to angry fat guys in basements.
• Daffy Duck: Yeah, but... Come on, fellas, I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbit is! (Bugs just burp and the people laugh) Fine, it's hilarious... but moviegoers these days demand action heroes, like me! (He did some fighting moves) Top that, rabbit. (Than Bugs, just pop Daffy eyes out) So, it has come to this, has it? I'm afraid the Brothers Warner must choose... between a handsome matinee idol... or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque.
• Brother Warner 2#: Whichever one's not the duck.
• Daffy Duck: (gasps) Hey? That's the stuff from my office.
• Brother Warner 1#: You don't have an office.
• Brother Warner 2#: Not anymore.
• Daffy Duck: Symbolically, this is bad. Please, brother. Other brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire.
• Kate Houghton: (She grabs Daffy Duck) Let me escort you out.
• Daffy Duck: Wait!I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing, or butt-kissing yet. I'm still begging here!
• Bugs Bunny: (Sighs)

(Mean while DJ (whom Malik, and their friends with him) is doing his apply from a role)

• DJ: Freeze!

(He jump from the second floor and throw the food on those two)

• Malik Young: Are you okay, DJ?
• DJ: I'm fine, Can I try that again?
• Man: No, thank you. We'll call you.
• Jenny Wakeman: So much for being a stuntman.
• Dax Mallard: No kidding.
• Chef Officer: Hey, D.J. How did your tryout go?
• DJ: Well, let's see. I can say I made an impression.
• Chef Officer: Your father can get you a job anytime he wants to.
• DJ: I know, but I don't want that. I'd really rather earn it, sir.
• Chef Officer: Mr. Warner mentioned you this morning.
• DJ: He did? What did he say?
• Chef Officer: He said don't forget the TurtleWax.

The Duck Chase/DJ Get Fired

(Later that day)

• Wreck-It Ralph: Well, at least we get to see our old friends, Bugs Bunny and the other Looney Tunes.
• Ruby Gillman: You got that right, Ralph.
• Charlie Morningstar:
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(The Daffy, Bugs and Kate comes in)

• Daffy Duck: What about animation? I could do cartoons. Dead duck walking.
• DJ: Morning, Mr. Bunny.
• Daffy Duck: Very hot now. And I do voices. Listen.
• Kate Houghton: Excuse me.
• Daffy Duck: "Fetch the stick, boy.""What a maroon." "You can't handle the truth." Some grip, lady.
• Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.
• Husk: But that this is Daffy Duck.
• Daffy Duck: Exactly.
• Kate Houghton: Not anymore. We own the name.
• Daffy Duck: Yeah? You can't stop me from calling myself... What do you know?
• DJ: You fired Daffy Duck?
• Kate Houghton: No, I didn't. I did. They did.

(While DJ and Kate talking, Bugs help Daffy free him by holding Kate's hand. As Daffy frees, he runs off without noticing)

• DJ: You just were following orders.
• Kate Houghton: You know what? You don't know me.
• DJ: You're Kate Houghton, you're the VP of Comedy. Go figure. You drive a red 1988 Alfa Romeo. Good engine. Little under-driven. I know this because you nearly ran me over last week. Anyway, about that duck, you want me to get rid of him still?
• Kate Houghton: Huh?
• DJ: (Making Duck noices)
• Kate Houghton: Duck, yes. Eject the duck, please.
• Mack Mallard: Actually he can't do it.
• Kate Houghton: Why not?
• DJ: He's gone.
• Kate Houghton: What are you waiting for, backup?
• DJ: Ho oh! (He walks off)
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(They split up)

• DJ: Daffy?
• Girl: (Voices) Look mom, there Daffy!
• Daffy Duck: Shabby job so far, constable. Quick! After me!
• Vaggie: Hey, wait. Where you going? Follow that duck!

(They start chacing Daffy)

• DJ: Daffy, stop!
• Daffy Duck: Cut him off at the pass, boys. All units in pursuit of little black duck. (Then Daffy went throw that painting set, but the others just cut it throw) Well, that's just cheating.

(They still chacing throw New York set, and run to the top of a building)

• Daffy Duck: Don't follow me.

(Once they walked throw that door, they fall from a building)

• Director Guy: That's not right. Cut! Cut!
• Daffy Duck: That's lunch, everybody!
• Director Guy: That airbag cost a lot of money.
• DJ: I'm okay. Good morning. Batman, you good? All right.
• Angel Dust: Hey, i wonder if this is where they're making the new Batman/Superman movie?
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• Daffy Duck: My chariot awaits. Yes! Bat-lights. Bat-conditioning. Bat-stereo. To the Duck Cave.
• Ruby Gillman: Uh D.J, is in the Batmobile.
• DJ: Now what are you doing? Stay away from that Batmobile! (He garb Daffy)
• Vaggie: What are you doing?
• Daffy Duck: I'm allowed to steal. I'm a celebrity.
• DJ: Tell it to the judge!
• Daffy Duck: Feeling pretty good about yourself?
• DJ: I am.
• Daffy Duck: You bested that dastardly duck?
• DJ: I did.
• Daffy Duck: You're gonna offer your catch to the pretty executive?
• DJ: Indeed.

(Than the Batmobile crash to the water towel)

• DJ: Miss Houghton!
• Wreck-It Ralph: Here's your duck.

(Then towel coming down)

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(They looked and they saw the towel coming down)

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(They got all wet)

• Bugs Bunny: What do you know? I found Nemo.
• Ruby Gillman: (Coughing) (Sighs) What just happened?
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(As DJ was safe from the fall of the Water Tower, Kate is very mad of him for let Daffy get away of it and also get her all wet too)

• Daffy Duck: I think she likes you.
• DJ: Oops!
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• Chef Officer: (He rips hid DJ's bags from his shirt) Your father would be so ashamed of you. (Then DJ give his Officer shirt to the Chef)

(Then D.J left the studio)

• DJ: But I was... It was...

The New Co-Star/The Blue Monkey

(Meanwhile at some kind of restrunt, theres some a lot of Looney Tunes are eating their, and Bugs Bunny and Kate Houghton are eating lunch)

• Kate Houghton: There are some areas of the script I think we need to address. There's no heart, no cooperation, nobody learns anything.
• Bugs Bunny: Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine.
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• Bugs Bunny: But Daffy, always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.
• Kate Houghton: The duck is history, okay? So the question is... how can I help you reposition your brand identity? Answer: We team you up with a hot female co-star.
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• Bugs Bunny: Actually... (He turns into a female) I play the female love interest.
• Kate Houghton: About the cross-dressing thing? In the past, funny. Today, disturbing.
• Bugs Bunny: Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing... you and I have nothing to say to each other.
• Kate Houghton: Look, I'm trying to be nice... but I was brought in to leverage your synergy...and I am not going to let you or some wacky duck--
• Bugs Bunny: Daffy.
• Kate Houghton: Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter.
• Bugs Bunny: (Then he bring his awols ) Well, these matter. (Then he brings up his Hollywood Star) And this. And they say we get Daffy back. Right, boys?

(The his Arowls says "We went Daffy Back")

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(Meanwhile at DJ came home at DJ's place)

• Granny: Little Damian.
• DJ: Hey, Granny. Hi, Tweety.
• Tweety: How was work today?
• DJ: Eventful.
• Granny: What a nice young man.

(Everyone went inside)

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• DJ: That's okay you guys are feel free to look around and try anything you like.
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(The Daffy Duck comes out of DJ's bag)

• Daffy Duck: Guess who? So did you miss me?
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• Daffy Duck: I snucked in. (Kissed
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• Daffy Duck: I'm glad I was fired. In a few days, they'll be kissing my befeathered rump... begging me to come back. But I won't.
• DJ: Did I miss the part where I invited you in?
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• Daffy Duck: I'll be too busy accepting numerous, multiple offers. Every studio in town... Hey! (He grab the newspaper) [Gasp] Who am I kidding? My career is over.
• DJ: Perhaps I was being too polite. Get out!
• Daffy Duck: I'll starve. I'll have to eat envelope glue. Wait, a sushi bar.

(Then he want to DJ's fish bowl and ate a fish)

• DJ: No!

(Then DJ grab a fish that Daffy ate and put it back to his fishbowl)

• DJ: Daffy.
• Daffy Duck: Yes.
• DJ: Leave my father's house. Now.
• Daffy Duck: You live with Daddy?
• DJ: Yeah, so? Just, you know, kind of temporarily.
• Daffy Duck: I've hit rock bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father. (Crying) My grease and gravy! Your dad is Damian Drake.
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• DJ: He's an actor who plays a spy. And that? That was his I Spy Award.
• Daffy Duck: Ingenious. An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor.In fact, I'll bet this whole dump is a super spy lair. Nothing is as it seems.
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• Daffy Duck: You're probably protected by an invisible force field right this minute. (He throw a apple at DJ) Ha-Ha! The force field-penetrating apple.
• DJ: Just feel free to continue your delusional ranting... while I answer my... Remote? Hello? Hmm.

(Then a painting turns in a movie screen and Damian Drake on the screen)

• Damian Drake: Son?
• DJ: Dad? What are you doing in the painting?
• Damian Drake: I wanted to keep you out of this, but there's no one else I can trust. Can you hold on a second?
• DJ: Are you shooting a movie or something?
• Daffy Duck: A new Damian Drake movie? Cool.
• Damian Drake: Come to Las Vegas. Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey.
• DJ: The Blue Monkey?
• Husk: What is this Blue Monkey anyway?
• Damian Drake: A diamond. A very special diamond. Find Dusty Tails.
• DJ: HEY! Dad, you need me to call the police or something?
• Damian Drake: No police.
• DJ: Dad, are you all right?
• Damian Drake: I'm sorry I never told you this before, but I...

(The the painting screen is offline and turn back into a paint picture)

• DJ: Dad?
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• Daffy Duck: Diamond? I'm rich! I've joined the leisure class.
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• Dax Mallard:
• Mack Mallard:
• Vaggie:
• Ruby Gillman:
• DJ: Okay, I'm really thank for helping me, but can we please say my father now?!
• Ruby Gillman: Yeah, okay.
• Daffy Duck: Your dad, yeah. So count me in. A spy caper. Double agents, exploding bikinis, tigers hanging from helicopters! I'm through with show biz! From now on, I'm gonna live the adventure. Next stop, Las Vegas.
• DJ: I'll take my dad's old car.
• Angel Dust:
• DJ: This isn't a spy car.
• Daffy Duck: Your dad is a spy. Ipso ergo, a spy car.
• DJ: I used to deliver pizzas in this car.
• Daffy Duck: Secret pizzas? (DJ throw him out of a window) A spy pie, maybe? Fine, be that way.But it's definitely a spy car! A little help here?

(DJ punch his beck)

• DJ: Ducks.
• Daffy Duck: (Jumps in) You know how I know it's a spy car? Because it looks absolutely nothing like a spy car.
• Vaggie:
• Charlie Morningstar: No problem, Vaggie.

(Then when they left DJ's house, a readon spy car comes our of nowhere)

We need Daffy Duck back/The Quest Begins

(Back at the studio, they show a scene form the Bugs Bunny movie)

• Bugs Bunny: I don't think this routine is gonna work without Daffy, but...
• Men Voice: action.
• Elmer Fudd: Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season.
• Bugs Bunny: Duck season.
• Elmer Fudd: Rabbit season.
• Bugs Bunny: Duck season.
• Elmer Fudd: Rabbit season.
• Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season.
• Elmer Fudd: Wait a minute.
• Bugs Bunny: See, I told you this wasn't gonna work without--

(Elmer shoots Bugs and Then he's in a lot of pain)

• Brother Warner 1#: You're fired.
• Kate Houghton: What?
• Woody Woodpecker: WHAT?!?!?
• Ttark: WHAT?!?!?!
• The DigiDestined and their Digimon: Huh?! (Screaming)
• Kate Houghton: But you---
• Brother Warner 2#: You got rid of our best duck.
• Kate Houghton: You can't fire me. My films have made $950 million!
• Brother Warner 2#: That's not a billion.
• Brother Warner 1#: Nope. Not a billion.
• Kate Houghton: Okay. All right. I think we can all agree that the decision to get rid of Daffy was a poor one. But it's time to move on. And by move on, I mean reversing course and getting Daffy back.
• Brother Warners: By Monday.
• Kate Houghton: I will have Daffy back on Monday.
• Bugs Bunny: That went well.
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• Bugs Bunny: Listen, if I know the others they already hit the road by now.

(Meanwhile, at a desert, Daffy is kicked out of the car. But then we go to Daffy geting back into the car from the hatch)

• Daffy Duck: It's good to stretch.
• Jenny Wakeman:
• Daffy Duck: That's my plan in a nutshell. (Chuckles) Now, listen, if we run into anything hat requires super spy skills... like cracking wise, smooching dames, you better leave that to me. However, if we have any security guarding needs...
• DJ: Very funny, duck. I'm not a security guard. For your information, it's just a job. It's what I do for money.
• Daffy Duck: Hmm-Hmm.
• DJ: What I really do is... I'm a stuntman.
• Daffy Duck: You? A stuntman? Please.
• DJ: I am! Did you see those Mummy movies?
• Malik Young: I don't think so.
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• DJ: I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is. No, he couldn't stand that. One day he decides that, "No! The Bren-master does all his own stunts!"
• Daffy Duck: Listen, muscles, if this heap ever makes it to Vegas, I'll do all the stunts. (Then he anwser his phone) Duck here.
• Bugs Bunny: Daffy, old chum, how the heck--
• Daffy Duck: Cram it down your rabbit hole.
• Bugs Bunny: Daff, listen. I think I can get you your old job back with less of a pay cut than usual.
• Daffy Duck: So not interested. I'm off to Las Vegas with my new sidekick D.J... along with Malik and his friends. to match wits with spies and showgirls. It's a little adventure I call:"Malik Young and Daffy Duck's Quest for the Blue Monkey." And you're not in it.

(Daffy hands up)

• Bugs Bunny: Blue Monkey?

(In Space, ACME's space station, ti's eavesdropping on our heroes and heard about the Blue Monkey)

• Velvette:

(Meanwhile at the ACME's main meeting room.)

• Dr. Eggman:
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• Nerissa: Me too, Velvette.
• Mr. Chairman: This is unacceptable!
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• Mr. Chairman: We cannot have 9-year-olds working in sweatshops making Acme sneakers... not when 3-year-olds work for so much less.
• Men: But, sir, they require naps.
• Mr. Chairman: Put double espresso in their sippy cups. Put double espresso in their sippy cups. Alright! What's next on the agenda? Where's my people? What's coming up? What's the next thing? (Bob wishper to his ear) Thank you, Bob. Grave news, my friends. Direct your attention to the video screen. Cable, input, VCR, satellite. Input, satellite, tape, menu, rewind... power, on. Well, It seems that Damian Drake's son knows about the Blue Monkey...and he is on his way to Las Vegas.
• Nerissa: And the Boy and his frends are with him.
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• Mr. Chairman: How is the interrogation going?
• Men: He's about ready to crack, boss!
• Mr. Chairman: Cable, input, VCR and satellite, off. We cannot let the good guys win this time, people. We must capture this son of a spy... and we must locate the diamond... and use its powers for Dr. Eggman's diabolical ends!
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• Mr. Chairman: [Laughing] Copy that to all departments.
• Mary: I didn't quite get that.
• Mr. Chairman: Didn't quite... Something about capturing the son of a spy... and using the diamond's power for our diabolical ends. Be sure and use the laugh. I like the laugh. Don't you?And what is your name?
• Mary: Mary.
• Mr. Chairman: Well, Mary... how'd you like to do a little kissing later? That's what they all say at first. Soon the ACME Corporation will tower over all of creation!
• The Workers: All of creation!

(Mr. Chairman and the workers are laughing wired way, but then...)

• Men: Wait a minute.
• Mr. Chairman: Yes?
• Men: What about the duck?
• Mr. Chairman: Extra crispy.

The Search of Daffy Duck/Dusty Tails

(Meanwhile, Kate Houghton and the others at the DJ's place)

• Kate Houghton: Hello? (She knocked)
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• Kate Houghton: Hello? (She knocked again) Hello? D.J., I'm not here to fire you again. I just want to know if that duck told you where he was going.

(Then they heard something)

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(Then, when they in the bathroom, they saw Bugs Bunny take a shader and scream like crazy and fell down)

• Bugs Bunny: Doesn't anyone knock anymore?
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• Bugs Bunny: Just taking a shower
• Kate Houghton: Why are you torturing me? What have I ever done that... Great. I just fired the son of our biggest star. This has been a career-making day, Kate. First you get rid of the duck that everybody hates... but then, of course, they all want him back. And worst of all, you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny... who you revere and who you've tried to model your life after.
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• Bugs Bunny: Oh! I hate to see a grown man cry. Especially when it's a girl. Listen, toots, would it stop the waterworks... if I told you Daffy and Malik and the others were going to Las Vegas with that guy D.J.?
• Kate Houghton: It might.
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• Bugs Bunny: Well, then, how's about we travel in style in this? (They get into a cool car) Las Vegas, Jeeves.
• Computer Voice: Taking you to Las Vegas.

(They're on the road and heading to Las Vegas. And two hours later, Bugs Bunny sing a song of Las Vegas and then Kate throw his getcar out of the window)

• Bugs Bunny: You've got no music in your soul, sister.
• Kate Houghton: I am aware of that, yes.
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(???)

• Bugs Bunny: He sure went for all the extras. What a maroon.
• Kate Houghton: Don't touch anything. This is Damian Drake's car--
• Bugs Bunny: Let's see.
• Kate Houghton: No!

(Then it was missol and blow up a land plant)

• Bugs Bunny: What does this one do?
• Computer Voice: Shaken, not stirred, sir.
• Bugs Bunny: It's 5:00 somewhere.
• Kate Houghton: If you touch one more thing--
• Bugs Bunny: Shh! I'm about to defy you. (Then Kate touch the bottom) Now you done it.
• Computer Voice: Arms at your side, please. (They change Kate's outfit and make Bugs Bunny put on a sult) Formalwear activated.
• Bugs Bunny: You clean up nice, kid.
• Kate Houghton: Oh! No!

(Later at night)

• Daffy Duck: Wha-Ho! Las Vegas!
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(Meanwhile... at Sam's)

• Daffy Duck: Smell that, D.J.? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour... and busload upon busload of senior citizens.
• DJ: Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous.
• Daffy Duck: Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond... apply kung fu liberally as needed.
• Dr. Eggman: (Voice) After your taken care of Duck and Drake's son I want Malik and his Pals, and those Animals alive or my pets will eat you alive, or Bowser will have our heads you got me?!
• Yosemite Sam: Okay. You want the varmints and what they come for. I got you. But what's in it for old Sam? (Then Bob give him the money and bet him with it) I got you.
• Daffy Duck: Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies?
• DJ: I know. He's my father.
• Daffy Duck: Your dad is Damian Drake?
• DJ: Yes!
• Daffy Duck: I'm kidding, relax. We did that.
• Familiar Voice: Hey, guys!

(???)

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(They played "The Bad Guys" while it play, DJ went to back statich)

• DJ: Dusty! Can I talk to you?

(Then, he get a random guy and dress up like a back up dancer)

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• Ruby Gillman: What?
• Daffy Duck: What?
• DJ: Dusty, I gotta talk to you. I'm Damian Drake's son, D.J.
• Dusty Tails: What? How do I know it's you? Oh, You are Damian's son.
• DJ: Is there someplace we can talk?

(At Dusty Tails's Dressing room)

• Dusty Tails: Excuse me, I have to change.
• Daffy Duck: Okay, toots, hand over the diamond.
• Dusty Tails: He brought a goose?
• Daffy Duck: It's duck, thank you.
• DJ: Hi.
• Daffy Duck: You again.
• Yosemite Sam: (To Cottontail Smith and Nasty Canasta) Listen up, you darn imbeciles! We gotta get them varmints and what they come for!
• Cottontail Smith: And then we blast them?
• Yosemite Sam: Then we blast them.
• Daffy Duck: Now if I were a giant diamond, where would I be? Well, not there.
• DJ: So... My dad's in trouble... and he said that I should ask her about the Blue Monkey.
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• Dusty Tails: So then you know?
• DJ: Definitely. Yes.
• Dusty Tails: I figured something must have happened when he didn't show up. I'm sorry, but that's what comes with being a spy.
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• Dusty Tails: The pop diva thing? That's just one side of me. I also work for the Agency. Professional assassin. It's really hard trying to juggle the two sometimes. I don't know what I'll do when I have kids.Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny with advance weapons training?
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• DJ: What about this Blue Monkey?
• Dusty Tails: Your father was assigned to track it down before the chairman could. The diamond has supernatural powers. It would be a disaster if it fell into the wrong hands. I also found a clue from his disappearance.
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• Dusty Tails: This! (She show them to the clue) It might have something to do with ones who attack with Damian Drake but I can't understand what the E stand for.
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• Ruby Gillman: What?
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• Dusty Tails: I was supposed to give him this.
• Daffy Duck: This is not a king-sized diamond. This is a queen of diamonds. What kind of sick joke is this?
• DJ: Can I have that?
• Dusty Tails: That is so sweet. You trying to take over for your father. These evil forces? They're bad people.
• Daffy Duck: Relax, sister. I don't know the meaning of the word "fear."
• Yosemite Sam: Say your prayers, duck!
• Daffy Duck: Fear: Noun. A state of terror.
• Familiar Voice: Everyone, look out!

(They all duck, except Daffy, and he got hit and landed at extiniqester safe)

• Dusty Tails: This mission needs years of experience and training.
• DJ: Maybe. I ain't got time for that right now. I gotta go save my dad.
• Dusty Tails: Don't lose that card. It's important.
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• Yosemite Sam: After him, boys!

(They got Daffy Duck out of extiniqester safe and DJ dries him by rubing him on the wall)

• Daffy Duck: Easy on the feathers.
• Yosemite Sam: Come back here, you card-carrying coyote! (Then he slupt on a banana pleel) Dadburn slapstick clich!
• Daffy Duck: Faster! Faster! Climb like my life depended on it.

(They claim up a later)

• Daffy Duck: You run, I'll steer. Right! I mean, left. Your other left.
• DJ: Daffy?!

(Then Cottontail Smith him then)

• Cottontail Smith: That's what I'm talking about! You snake... (DJ hit him with his feet) Is that all you got? (Then, DJ him again and he went down)
• Daffy Duck: That's gonna leave a mark.

(Then Nasty Canasta just attack DJ and sent him to the wall)

• Daffy Duck: That's not boxing. Bite his ear!
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(Then DJ start to fight with Nasty Canasta, too)

• Daffy Duck: Left and a right and a left and a right-left!
• Cottontail Smith: (Then, he try to hit him with a char) I'm gonna come up on you.

(???)

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(Then Nasty Canasta just DJ and try to take the card)

• Nasty Canasta: I'll take that playing card.

(Then DJ hit him with his head, and card Nasty Canasta let go the card and it fly out the egh)

• Daffy Duck: After it, stunt boy.
• DJ: Man.
• Daffy Duck: Jump! Jump!

(Then DJ jump from the edge and land of the table why dogs are playing cards)

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(The card flies down to card table)

• Foghorn Leghorn: All right, when I say, place your bets, folks. Money plays, loser stays. Everyone's a... Not everyone.
• Yosemite Sam: Here's my money. Now play.
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• Foghorn Leghorn: Card, sir?
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• Foghorn Leghorn: Don't you want to look at your cards first, honey? Girls's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
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• Yosemite Sam: No, hit me first!
• Foghorn Leghorn: I said await your turn, sir.
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• Yosemite Sam: Hit me?!
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• Yosemite Sam: No, No, No, hit me, fragnabbit!
• Foghorn Leghorn: (Then he it Yosemite Sam with a wood) He's the boss.
• Yosemite Sam: You son of a--
• Foghorn Leghorn: Card, sir?
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• Foghorn Leghorn: Twenty-one, a winner!

(Then DJ grabs the card and they run of to the main exit)

• Daffy Duck: Let's go! "And then they made their heroic escape!" (Then Daffy Duck run to the door)
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(At the outside of the resort)

• Daffy Duck: I say we do Cirque du Soleil and call it a night.How about the Liberace Museum? (They all went into the car) All right, let's see what this baby can really do. (When DJ start the car, the car just break to peaces) Now, that's an interesting feature.
• Yosemite Sam: Come back, you absconders! Watch yourself, ma'am. (He kissed his rug) I love this rug. Hey! Come back here, you varmints!
• Daffy Duck: Run. Move. Go.
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(And they run throw that mall)

• The Racer: It's a modified Chevrolet with a big 24 on the side.

(He brin his racing car out)

• Yosemite Sam: Out of the way, fancy boy.I'm a-commandeering this here clown car. After them, boys!

(Then, Cottontail Smith and Nasty Canasta got to the car and let Yosemite Sam behind)

• Yosemite Sam: Rag-flagging ragtag sidekicks!
• Daffy Duck: Slow down, will you? I'm waddling here.
• Yosemite Sam: Come back, you darn idiot galoots!

The Car Chase/A Dessset Night

(Mean while back with Bugs Bunny and the others)

• Kate Houghton: There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas. We are never going to find that duck.

(Then Daffy just jumped into the their window)

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• Bugs Bunny: Daff never misses a cue. What's up, duck?
• Daffy Duck: Don't you start with me.
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• DJ: Excuse me. You!
• Kate Houghton: You!
• Daffy Duck: You.
• Bugs Bunny: Him.
• Daffy Duck: Her.
• Both: (Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny) Them!
• Yosemite Sam: Out of my way! (They hit some chrose stand) Dagnabbit!
• Kate Houghton: You are in big trouble, mister.

(Then, they drove off)

• Kate Houghton: What are you doing, kidnapping me? Stop the car.
• Daffy Duck: This is my adventure, bub.
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• Bugs Bunny: Coming through.
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• DJ: What brings you to Las Vegas? You ran out of people to fire in L.A.?
• Kate Houghton: You stole my duck.
• Daffy Duck: Your duck? I belong to the world.
• DJ: You know what? You can have him.

(As Sam's Car arrives, They sends out Dynamite)

• Kate Houghton: Dynamite?
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• Kate Houghton: Who has dynamite?
• Daffy Duck: Welcome to my world.
• DJ: Hang on.

(As the heroes escape from the dynamite and drive away avoiding get car crashed)

• Yosemite Sam: Throw it out the window. Throw it out!
• Nasty Canasta: But innocent people could be hurt.
• Yosemite Sam: Throw it out the window!
• Cottontail Smith: It will send the wrong message to children.
• Yosemite Sam: Throw it out-- (But it was too late and it expolded) (goals)

(As the car spins away)

• Kate Houghton: Didn't he used to be behind us?
• Malik Young: I don't think so.

(They start chasing again but in between the building roads)

• Yosemite Sam: We're having duck tonight, boys.
• Bugs Bunny: Just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not hitting that wall say "I."
• All: "I"!
• Daffy Duck: Me mother.
• Computer Voice: Taking you to Mother.

(Then the car turn into a flying plane and toke off. And Sam's ride crash to his hotel and land to TNT room. And shout himself into the sky)

• Yosemite Sam: (Screaming)
• Bugs Bunny: Look, a shooting star. Quick, everybody make a wish.
• Daffy Duck: You know, I'm beginning to think that this one is the spy car.
• Kate Houghton: What?
• Computer Voice: ETA to Mother, 10 minutes.
• Women Voice: Please return your seatbacks to their full and upright position.
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• Bugs Bunny: Daffy will save us. He's the hero.
• Daffy Duck: All right, bucktooth. Stick a carrot in it.
• DJ: Everybody calm down, all right? I can handle this.

(But he accidentally brakes the car and falls down, as Everyone screams)

• Bugs Bunny: (Screams) ckouffing (Screaming)
• Daffy Duck: Sell my Warner Brothers stock. I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny is about to die.

(As they plummets to their doom, but it's eventually stops)

• Bugs Bunny: Out of gas.
• Kate Houghton: What? It doesn't work like that.

(Then it crashed)

• Bugs Bunny: Thanks, toots.

(Later, They set up the fire)

• Bugs Bunny: Carrot?
• Daffy Duck: No, thanks.

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(Cut to DJ and Kate)

• Kate Houghton: You really think that playing card is going to help you rescue your father?
• DJ: Yeah, I do.
• Kate Houghton: You know this all sounds insane, right? I remember the first time I saw your dad in the movies.
• DJ: Yeah.
• Kate Houghton: So breathtaking.
• DJ: Your hair smells nice.
• Kate Houghton: Hmm. You say something?
• DJ: No, just saying good night.

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(Now Cut to Bugs and Daffy)

• Bugs Bunny: I'm telling you, Daffy... I heard the Warner Brothers say you were their best duck.
• Daffy Duck: Flattered though I may be, flattened I will not... in order for you to get the laughs. It's all... And then...
• Bugs Bunny: And your tail is on fire.
• Daffy Duck: Exactly my point.
• Bugs Bunny: No, really, your tail's on fire.

(???)

• Bugs Bunny: Daff, you're accident-prone.
• Daffy Duck: What am I talking to you for? All you have to do is munch on a carrot, and people love you.

Meanwhile at Acme

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• Bugs Bunny: So nice of Walmart to provide us with these Walmart beverages in returning for saying Walmart so many times.

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Inside the Area 51

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Final Battle

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(Meanwhile)

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