This is the transcript for The Heroes and The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Opening/Rocky and Bullwinkle Loss his Job[]
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Narrator: 1964, a crucial moment in American history. Lyndon Johnson is re-elected to the presidency by a landislide, the New York World's Fair introduces a bright new future and after five scintillating years on the air...
Bullwinkle: Presto!
Narrator: ...The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is abruptly canceled.
Rocky and Bullwinkle: Canceled? Canceled?
Narrator: Sorry about that, boys.
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Narrator: A lot has charged in 35 years Velcro has replaced the zipper. Sneakers have lights on them. The Cold War is over. And The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is still cancelled.
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Narrator: Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, once the beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle had been a thriving cartoon town. Now, it was cripped by years of reruns. The beautiful Frostbite Falls Forest decimated.
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Narrator: The once majestic falls above Veronica Lake devastated. While the narrator, that's me, down on his luck and out of a job, was forced to move in with his mother, where he was reduced to narrating the events of his own life. With a speed and dexterity astonishing in a woman of her advancing years, Mother bastes the chicken, tosses the sald, and mashes the potatoes.
Woman: Oh, sonny, shut up!
Man: Ow!
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Narrator: And in a little house at the top of a stump forest, Rocky and Bullwinkle themselves were forced to subsist on ever-diminishing residual checksfrom reruns of their old show. World famous television stars whose adventures once took them all over the globe, now their exploits were just a memory. Yes it was a melancholy time, indeed.
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Narrator: Rocky the flying squirrel hadn't flown in years.
Rocky: What's the point? I guess the world just doesn't need us anymore, Bullwinkle. Say, where are you going?
Bullwinkle: All this exposition is wearin me out. I'm going for a walk in the woods.
Rocky: But, Bullwinkle, there aren't any woods anymore.
Bullwinkle: Well, you don't have to tell me. I'm the chairman of the frostbite Falls Society for Wildlife Conversation.
Rocky: You mean wildlife conservation.
Bullwinkle: What did I say?
Rocky: You said, "Wildlife conversation."
Bullwinkle: Well, somebody's gotta start talking about these things.
Narrator: Yes, even their wordplay had become hackneyed and cheap.
Bullwinkle: No, it was always like this.
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Narrator: But times were just as tough halfway across the drawing in the former Soviet satelite of Pottsylvania, where Rocky and Bullwinkle archrivals, Boris and Natasha, and their fearless leader, Fearless Leader, were cooking up their latest scheme for taking over the world when their plans were crushed by the fall of the Iron Curtain.
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Man: What's going on?
Narrator: But while the citizens of Pottsylvania rejoiced in their newfound freedom...
Peoples: Yay!
Narrator: ...Fearless Leader and his cohorts went underground, whereupon they embarked upon a terrifying plan. A plan that would take them to a strange new land where the line between cartoon and reality is son thin, that's it's hard to tell one from the other. A place where, with the right special effects, it might just be possible to break through to the other side!
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Narrator: It was a beatiful and smoggy day at Phony Pictures Studio, where an ambitious junior executive named Minnie Mogul was busy searching for a hot new script.
Minnie Mogul: Too intelligent.
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Minnie Mogul: Too intelligent.
Fearless Leader, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale: Hello, Minnie
Minnie Mogul: Holy mackerel! Who are you?
Fearless Leader: Three of the most terrifying villains in the history of children's television.
Boris Badenov: How do you do?
Natasha Fatale: Nice to meet you.
Fearless Leader: What do you want? We were wondering, How would you like to produce the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie?
Minnie Mogul: I'd love to. I love it. What is it?
Boris Badenov: It's classic American cartoon from early '60s.
Minnie Mogul: Mmm-hmm.
Fearless Leader: Listen, Minnie, we're stuck in reruns, you're looking for a project. Maybe we can help each other out. This contract gives you all rights to The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show. All you have to do is sign right here, and your first producing endeavor is a good as gold. What's the matter?
Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
Fearless Leader, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale: Why not?
Minnie Mogul: My pen's out of ink.
Fearless Leader: Use mine.
Minnie Mogul: Okay.
Narrator: And the, through of miracle of computer-generated digital tecnology, Minnie reached into the television set and signed the contract. But when she tried to pull the contract out, the expensive animated characters were instantly converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.
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Minnie Mogul: Hey! How did that happen?
Fearless Leader: We are attached to the project.
Narrator: But even though the pun was weak, the contract was ironclad. And the thre villains walked out of the studio and into the real world, while Minnie marched straight into the office of Phony Pictures CEO, P.G. Biggershot. But unfortunately for her, when she pitched her project to the powerful executive, she ran into an unexpected snag.
Man: I don't like moose pictures.
Narrator: So while Minnie motion picture plans were stymied, back in Frostbite Falls, Bullwinkle got a rae flash of inspiration.
Tino Tonitini:
Bullwinkle: It is kind of hot in here. I've been inspiring for hours.
Rocky: Hey, where are you going?
Bullwinkle: I'm goig to the White House, to walk to the President about the trees.
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Narrator: So Rocky and Bullwinkle set off on the road to Washington.
Otis:
Zhen:
Ruby Gillman:
Rocky: I don't know, Guys, it looks a little jammed.
Bullwinkle: Horse feathers! How bad could it be?
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Rocky: Look at all the red tape!
Noby:
Star Butterfly:
Marco Diaz:
Bullwinkle: Don't worry, little fellas. I'm sure the President will send for us after all the letters I wrote them. Why, I bet any second now or two, or three, or four.
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Narrator: There the matter semed destined to rest until six months later, in Washington, DC, when idealistic, warmhearted and beautiful FBI agent, Karen Sympathy, was summoned to the office of hard-boiled FBI director, Cappy Von Trapment.
Cappy Von Trapment: Agent Sympathy, given all yours bungled assignments in the past, I suppose you were wondering why I picked you for this mission.
Karen Sympathy: Yes, sir.
Cappy Von Trapment: Sympathy, allow me to be frank. This job requires the ideal FBI agent, someone tough, someone hard-bitten, someone emotionless. Do you understand?
Karen Sympathy: Yes, sir. Tough, hard-boiled, unemotional.
Cappy Von Trapment: Good. Are you familiar with The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show?
Karen Sympathy: Oh! I mean, I've heard of it.
Narrator: Seventeen and a half short minutes later...
Man #1: Mr. President, this is a regular, network TV station.
Man TV: President Signoff, stading firmly in the middle of the road.
Man #1: But look what happens when we switch to cable.
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Man #1: For the last six months, a cartoon villain from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle Show named Fearless Leader has been buying up every single hour of cable progamming in this country, forming a single gigantic network called RBTV, or Really Bad Television.
Man #2: According to our sources, three days from now. Fearless Leader plans to broadcast TV shows so terrible, they'll turn anymore who wtahces them into a mindless zombie, incapable of independent though.
Man #3: Totally different than regular TV.
Man #1: The RBTV broadcast stars at noon on Saturday. By 8:00 that night, Fearless Leder will have hypnotized enough viewers that he can go on the air and make the whole country vote for him as President.
President: Well, that's no good.
Man #1: No.
President: No, I mean, uh, I want to be President again.
Man #1: Yes
Man #2: We all know that, sir.
President: Well, can't the Pentagon do something about this? Any recommendations? General Foods? General Store? General Admission?
Man #4, #5 and #6: We can't think of anything, Mr. President.
Man #3: Can't the FBI do anything, Cappy?
Man #1: We've already sent three crack agents to infiltrate RBTV. They've disappeared. It's almost as if there were a mole in the White House.
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President: That's just ridiculous.
Man #1: Yes, sir. Mr. President, our only chance is to call on those two gallant heroes, who succesfully foiled Fearless Leader's schemes for word conquest back when he posed a threat in the 1960s. I anymore can stop him, they can.
Karen Sympathy: Rocky and Bullwinkle!
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Karen Sympathy: Rocky and Bullwinkle, sir.
Cappy: Sympathy, you've got exactly 46 hours to get Rocky and Bullwinkle New York and shut down Fearless Leader's broadcast.
Karen Sympathy: Thank you, sir. I won't fail.
Cappy: Just be careful. We've already lost three of our best agents. So good luck.
Karen Sympathy: Oh, sir just one thing. How do I get Rocky and Bullwinkle out of reruns?
Cappy: I don't know. Fearless Leader and those other two got out somehow, didn't they? Figure it out!
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Cappy: And, Sympathy, remember, we only care about results.
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Narrator: Within the hour, Karen was en route to Los Angeles. She was determined to give the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie the green light.
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Rocky: What's happening?
Malik Young:
Otis:
Tino Tonitini:
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Bullwinkle: Cobs and shuckins, Rock! The President must be beaming us to Washington!
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Rocky: That's not the President, Guys That's a green light from Hollywood. Those TV people must've changed their minds.
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All: (Screams)
Woman: Goodbye, Sonny!
Man: I'll be back for hiatus, Ma!
Otis:
Malik Young:
Bullwinkle: Hang on, Rcoky!
Man: Mama!
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All: (Screams)
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Rocky:
Lor McQuarrie:
Star Butterfly:
Sakura Avalon:
Karen Sympathy:
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Rocky:
Tino Tonitini:
Ruby Gillman:
Fearless Leader and the Villains[]
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Adagio Dazzle:
Boris Badenov:
Natasha Fatale:
Icy:
Nerissa:
Fearless Leader:
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale/Karen Sympathy gets arrested[]
Squire Flicker:
Otis:
Zhen:
Mr. Peabody:
Dawn:
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Bullwinkle:
Ruby Gillman: