The Horribly Hazardous Heffalumps

The Horribly Hazardous Heffalumps is a song from Pooh's Heffalump Movie.

Lyrics[]

Original[]

[Rabbit]

Everyone knows what a Heffalump's like

[Tigger]

It's got fiery eyes and a tail with a spike

[Rabbit]

With claws on its paws that are sharp as a tack

[Tigger]

And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back

[Roo]

(speaking) Out of its back?

[Rabbit]

(speaking) Well of course, Roo. Precisely.

[Tigger]

(speaking) Exac-tically!

(singing) ‘Cause its bottom is up and its top’s really down

[Rabbit]

So its nose is its tail or the other way 'round

[Tigger]

Yeah, and it's wide as a river and tall as a tree

[Rabbit]

Imagine gigantic

[Tigger]

And times it by three

[Rabbit]

It clomps here and there

[Tigger]

And it stomps to and fro

[Rabbit]

It's got three horns above

[Tigger]

And eleven below

[Piglet]

And those are its good points

[Pooh]

There's much more to know

[Chorus]

About the dreadfully dreaded

Thoroughly three-headed

Horribly hazardous Heffalumps

[Roo]

(speaking)Wow! Neat!

[Rabbit]

(speaking) Neat? It is most certainly not neat!

( singing)Everyone knows that they lurk and they creep

[Tigger]

The best time to see one is when it's asleep

[Rabbit]

If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump

[Tigger]

You can tell which part's heffa (hee hee)

[Rabbit]

And which part is lump

[Chorus]

They'll steal all your honey and eat your last crust

They'll stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust

The worst part of all is

[Roo]

They’re different from us?

[Chorus]

They're the dreadfully dreaded

Thoroughly three-headed

Fiercely ferociously

Mostly atrociously

Horribly hazardous

Heffalumps!

[Roo]

Yeah!

Reprise[]

[Rabbit]

(speaking) Now it's time to teach those Heffalumps a lesson or to. Ready? Forward march.

(singing) There's no time to lose, chin up, tally ho we'll never stop until those Heffalumps go!

[Tigger]

The best Heffa-quest, you'll ever know...

[All]

They're the dreadfully dreaded

Thoroughly three-headed

Horribly hazardous Heffalumps

They're dreadfully dreaded

Thoroughly three-headed

[Rabbit]

Massively mushisly

[Tigger]

Affaribly scarebly

[All]

Horribly hazardous Heffalumps

All Engines Go in Pooh's Heffalump Movie[]

[Rabbit]

Everyone knows what a Heffalump's like

[Tigger]

It's got fiery eyes and a tail with a spike

[Rabbit]

With claws on its paws that are sharp as a tack

[Tigger]

And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back

[Frederico]

(speaking) Out of it's back?

[Rabbit]

(speaking) Well of course, Frederico. Precisely.

[Tigger]

(speaking) Exac-tically!

(singing) ‘Cause its bottom is up and its top’s really down

[Rabbit]

So its nose is its tail or the other way 'round

[Tigger]

Yeah, and it's wide as a river and tall as a tree

[Rabbit]

Imagine gigantic

[Tigger]

And times it by three

[Rabbit]

It clomps here and there

[Tigger]

And it stomps to and fro

[Rabbit]

It's got three horns above

[Tigger]

And eleven below

[Piglet]

And those are its good points

[Pooh]

There's much more to know

[Chorus]

About the dreadfully dreaded

Thoroughly three-headed

Horribly hazardous Heffalumps

[Roo]

(speaking) Wow!

[Sandy (AEG)]

(speaking) Cool!

[Rabbit]

(speaking) Neat? It is most certainly not neat! And there's nothing cool about it!

(singing) Everyone knows that they lurk and they creep

[Tigger]

The best time to see one is when it's asleep

[Rabbit]

If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump

[Tigger]

You can tell which part's heffa (hee hee)

[Rabbit]

And which part is lump

[Chorus]

They'll steal all your honey and eat your last crust

They'll stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust

The worst part of all is

[Thomas]

(spoken) They're different from us?

[Chorus]

They're the dreadfully dreaded

Thoroughly three-headed

Fiercely ferociously

Mostly atrociously

Horribly hazardous

Heffalumps!

[Roo and Frederico]

Yeah!

Reprise[]

[Rabbit]

(speaking) Now it's time to teach those Heffalumps a lesson or to. Ready? Forward march.

(singing) There's no time to lose, chin up, tally ho we'll never stop until those Heffalumps go!

[Tigger]

The best Heffa-quest, you'll ever know...

[All]

They're the dreadfully dreaded

Thoroughly three-headed

Horribly hazardous Heffalumps

They're dreadfully dreaded

Thoroughly three-headed

[Rabbit]

Massively mushisly

[Tigger]

Affaribly scarebly

[All]

Horribly hazardous Heffalumps

Ryan Freestar and Pooh's Heffalump Movie[]

[Rabbit]

Everyone knows what a Heffalump's like

[Tigger]

It’s got fiery eyes and a tail with a spike

[Bertram T. Garrison]

With claws in its paws that are sharp as a tack

Tigger: And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back Pinkipoo: Out of its back? Rabbit: Well of course, Pinkipoo. Precisely. Tigger: Exac-tically!

(singing) ‘Cause its bottom is up and its top’s really down

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