This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story.
Connor Lacey: Well, time to go miniature.
Chris Kratt: Tell me again why we're using the Miniaturizer for this adventure, Connor?
Connor Lacey: Because, Chris, the characters we're visiting today aren't humans like you or me. They're toys. Which is why we are using it to shrink down to their size.
Twilight Sparkle: What?
Martin Kratt: You heard him.
Norman Price: That's stupid. Toys are playthings. They're not alive.
Fireman Sam: Ah, that's where you're wrong, Norman Price. These ones are special. Whenever humans aren't around, they come to life.
Connor Lacey: That's right.
Elvis Cridlington: You don't usually believe in weird things, Sam.
Fireman Sam: Not normally, but for once I actually agree to a weird thing.
Connor Lacey: Everyone, all together now!
The Irelanders: Miniaturize!
[They shrink down to size of toys]
Connor Lacey: Right, let's go.
[They set off]
[In a kid's bedroom, boxes made to look like buildings are place in different areas. A kid holds a Mr. Potato Head toy in front of one of them]
One-Eye Bart: Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!
[The kid shakes a piggy bank and a few coins fall out]
One-Eye Bart: [chuckles] Money, money, money! [kisses the coins]
Bo Peep: Stop it. Stop it, you mean old potato.
One Eye Bart: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!
Sheep: Help! Baa! Help us!
Bo Peep: Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!
[Then the kid picks up a cowboy doll and pulls the string in it's back]
Voice box: Reach for the sky.
One-Eye Bart: Oh, no. Sheriff Woody.
Boy: (doing Woody's voice) I'm here to stop you, One-Eye Bart.
One-Eye Bart: D'oh! How did you know it was me?
Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Are you gonna come quietly?
One-Eye Bart: You can't touch me, sheriff. I've brought my attack dog, with a built in forcefield!
Boy: (doing Woody's voice) Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!
[A toy dinosaur eats a slinky dog]
Boy: (doing Woody's voice) You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tatertots.
[A baby girl picks up and shakes Mr. Potato Head]
Boy: You've save the day again, Woody. [He pull Woody's pull string]
Voice box: You're my favorite deputy.
[The title "The Irelanders' Adventures of Toy Story" comes up as You've Got A Friend in Me starts playing]
Boy: Come on, let's round up the cattle.
[The boy turns two boxes with cows drawn on them and uses a skipping rope as a lasso]
[He then kicks a box out of his way]
Boy: Round them up, Cowboy.
[He put Woody on a remote controlled car and drove them into a box]
Boy: Hey, cowboy.
[Woody is later seen riding on the boy's back]
Boy: Come on, Woody. [places him on the banister and he slides down it into his arms]
[The boy and Woody spin in a chair]
[He saw Woody on the chair and put him down on the edge of the chair]
[He walk over to his mum]
Boy: Wow! Cool!
Mrs Davis: What do you think?
Boy: Oh, this looks great, Mom!
Mrs Davis: (laughs) Okay, birthday boy.
Boy: We saw it at the store, I asked you for it!
[The boy is very excited about his special]
Mrs Davis: One, two- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.
Boy: Can we leave this up until we move?
Mrs Davis: Sure, we can leave it.
Mrs Davis: Now go get Molly. Your friends are going to be here any minute.
Boy: Okay. It's party time, Woody. Yee-haw!
[He sets off up stairs]
Boy: Howdy, little lady.
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.
Boy: Come on, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy. See you later, Woody.
[He shuts the door behind him. The portal opens in the middle of the room and the Irelanders come out]
Sarah Jones: Wow.
Raven Queen: This is amazing.
Kim Possible: Just check out that wallpaper.
Connor Lacey: [notices Woody] Look! Up there!
[Woody comes to life and sits up]
Woody: Pull my string, the birthday party's today? Okay, everyone. Coast is clear.
[The Irelanders watch as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head]
Mark (Robocar Poli): When you said these things came to life when people aren't around, you weren't kidding.
Norman Price: I believe you now.
Martin Kratt: Whoa.
[On the bed, Woody spots the Irelanders]
Woody: [to the other toys] Hold up! Is this the new toys over there?
[The Irelanders have been spotted by the toys in the room]
Connor Lacey: Who, us?
Woody: Yes. Howdy, my name is Woody. Did Andy get you?
Twilight Sparkle: No. We're actually humans, ponies, vehicles and other beings.
Connor Lacey: Relax, we're here on business.
Woody: It's not that. You're not supposed to know that we can come alive.
Connor Lacey: But we're cool with that.
Woody: How do you know we're alive anyway?
Connor Lacey: I'm a realm traveler. I'm supposed to know this stuff.
Chris Kratt: We use the miniaturizer to shrink down to the size of toys if you're wondering.
Woody: I see. Look, humans are not supposed to know that toys are alive. We come to life when they're not around.
Violet Parr: But we're cool.
Lightning McQueen: Yes. No need to get anxious.
Woody: I know. (to Connor) We're OK with you knowing about toys come to life but don't tell Andy or anyone about us coming alive. OK?
Pinkie Pie: Our lips... [making a zip motion with her hoof] are sealed.
Connor Lacey: We promise not to tell Andy or anyone else about you toys coming to life.
Woody: Good. Make yourselves at home.
[The Irelanders have went to the room]
Mr Potato Head: Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
[The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk. Hamm the Piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot. Mr Potato Head comes with his parts all mixed up]
Mr Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it. (he walks off)
Mr Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
[He walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused]
Woody: Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
Sarge: Sir! No, sir!
Woody: OK. Hey, thank you. At ease.
[He and the Irelanders jump down from the bed and look around]
Woody: Hey, uh, Slinky?
[Slinky, a dog with a slink between his head and back appears, pushing a checker board with red and black disks]
Slinky: Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody: No. Slink.....
Slinky: Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.
Woody: N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
Slinky: Bad news?!
Woody: [holds Slinky's mouth shut] Ssssh!
[The toys stop and look at Woody, Slinky and the Irelanders]
Woody: Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky: Got it.
Woody: Be happy.
Slinky: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Woody: Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.
[Snake hides under the bed]
[He reaches under the bed and brings Snake out]
Woody: You guys can join the staff meeting and help set things up if you like.
Applejack: We'd be honored. Come on, y'all.
Stick Man: On it, AJ.
[A sketch board walks past Woody who stops in a Western battle way]
Woody: Hey, Etch and Applejack. Draw!
[They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun]
Woody: Oh! Got me again.
Applejack: Wow. That's the best drawin' I ever saw.
Connor Lacey: Good job, Etch.
Woody: Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.
The Mask: Cool drawing.
Slinky: Got a staff meeting you guys. Come on. Let's go.
[The toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]
Woody: Now, where is that... Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
[Then a green toy dinosaur jumps up and roars at Woody]
Woody: How're you doin', Rex?
Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
James Jones: You scared me though.
Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming across off as annoying.
Aviva Corcovado: Maybe you need to practice more.
Spike: That way, you'll be able to roar like a real dinosaur.
Rex: Thanks. (saw the Incredibles) Wait, are you the Incredibles?
Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Yep. That's us.
Rex: I've seen you all on TV! I'm such a fan of your heroic acts!
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Well, thanks.
Violet Parr: Huh. I guess that's after Supers become legal, the fans thing comes up.
Dash Parr: You said it big sis.
[Jack-Jack giggles in agreement. Woody got grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep]
Woody: (coughs) Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
Bo Peep: I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
Woody: Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.
Bo Peep: What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Woody: (sheepish giggling) Oh, yeah! (mutters)
Bo Peep: Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
[She walks off, leaving Woody baffled]
Randon Toy: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Chug: I think Woody's in love with her.
Mater: Yeah. The famous L word.
Shi La Won: Like me and Marco.
Marco Polo: Yep. Like us. (chuckles while blushing)
Chris Kratt: That's cool.
Connor Lacey: Right you are, Chris.
Shi La Won: (notices Marco's blush and giggles) You and I really are like those two.
Marco Polo: That's all so true. I can't help blushing though.
Shi La Won: I know.
Fu Fu: (chitters)
Slinky: Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.
[A bull dog egg toy lets four other egg toys out]
Slinky: Hey, Woody, guys, come on.
Connor Lacey: Coming, Slinky.
Fireman Sam: On our way.
[Woody walks over to the podium and stands. Mike, a speaker with a microphone attached, clears his throat to get Woody's attention and held out his microphone]
Woody: Oh, thanks, Mike.
[He picks up the microphone]
Woody: OK..... Whoa, whoa. Step back.
Hamm: For crying out loud.
The Irelanders: (held their ears) Ow!
[Mike steps back until the feedback fades away]
Woody: Thank you. (blows into the microphone) Hello? Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. OK. First item today: Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
[The toys are surprised]
Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
Mr Potato Head: (holding one of his arms) Do we have to hold hands?
[The toys laugh]
Woody: You guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one!
Sarah Jones: Well, now we know what's going on here in Andy's house.
Woody: All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. And we wanna thank Mr Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr Spell.
Mr Spell: You're welcome.
Luigi Bellini: Whoa.
Tip: That's weird.
Dash: Why would they have a meeting like that?
Ace Bunny: I'm not sure.
Woody: OK. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here. (reads quietly) Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.
[The toys got shocked]
Rex: What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not until next week!
Hamm: What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?
Woody: Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move. (to the other toys) I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.
Mr Potato Head: Of course Woody ain't worried. He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten.
Slinky: Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
[Mr Potato Head looks at Mr Spell, pointing at Slinky's butt then pull out his mouth and tap his butt with it whilst Mr Spell laughs]
Slinky: If Woody says it's all right then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me. Woody has never steered us wrong before.
Connor Lacey: That's right. There's no need to worry or anything.
Woody: Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday, we go through this.
Rex: But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection.
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.
Woody: Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about. It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
[Woody gestures Mike to move to him since the microphone's wire is stretched too far]
Woody: What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?
Aisling: You're right, Woody.
[The Irelanders nodded in agreement]
Hamm: Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting but.... they're here! Birthday guests at three o'clock!
Woody: Stay calm, everyone!
[The toys run to the window passing Woody and the Irelanders in a panic]
[Mike even joins in the panic, taking the microphone out of Woody's hand]
Woody: Uh, meeting adjourned.
Connor Lacey: Whoa. That was weird.
Derek Price: I know.
Mack: We might as well go and see what presents Andy's getting.
[The Irelanders gets to the window to see what's going on]
Hamm: Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?
Mr Potato Head: I can't see a thing.
[He pick out his two eyes and lift them above the toys to see Andy's friends bringing in presents]
Shi La Won: Whoa! Those boxes are huge!
Fu Fu: (chitters)
Martin Kratt: Only because we're miniature.
Norman Price: When we're small, the bed and the table are huge. Try to keep up, china girl. (scoffs) Still have a lot to learn about modern technology since you know nothing about it.
Shi La Won: (a bit insulted) Norman!
Twilight Sparkle: That's not true!
Marco Polo: Just because, Shi La, Luigi and I are learning about modern things doesn't mean you have to insult us for not knowing about it!
Connor Lacey: Yes, Norman! So shut it!
Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure!
Rex: Any dinosaur shaped ones?!
Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud. They're all in boxes, you idiot.
Rex: They're getting bigger.
Slinky: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[The boy holding the present turns to the other kid, revealing his present to be really long and making the toys panic, Rex screaming in the process]
Mr Spell: Spell: trash can.
Raven Queen: Everyone, remain calm!
Rex: We're doomed!
Woody: All right! All right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?
Rex: Yes! Yes! We promised!
Woody: OK! Save your batteries.
Station Officer Steele: He's right, you need to chill out, all of you do!
Jimmy Z: You're giving us a headache!
Hamm: Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.
Melody: Couldn't have put it better myself, Hamm!
[Woody jumps onto the bed and looks at Sarge]
Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red! You know what to do.
Sarge: Yes, sir!
[Sarge jumps down from the table and onto one of the drawers]
Sarge: All right, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move! Move, move, move, move!
[The Green Army Men jump from the bucket and went out the door, carrying some rope and a baby monitor with them. Sarge look over the landing with his binoculars to see Andy, his mom and his friends heading for the living room to begin opening presents]
Mrs Davis. OK, come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.
[Sarge motions two parachuters to jump and open the parachutes to glide down to the floor and they did. They look around the hall to make sure no one is around and signals for the rope to be lower down and the rest of the Army Men slides down the rope to the floor. The toys move over to the lamp table where Woody is setting up the monitor]
Hamm: All right, gangway, gangway.
Koki: Coming through.
Connor Lacey: Pardon me. Excuse me.
Trevor Evans: Sorry.
Woody: And this is how we find out what is in those presents.
[The Army Men walk across the hall when they heard Andy's mom coming]
Andy's Mom: OK, who's hungry?
[Sarge and his men all froze]
Andy's Mom: Here come the chips. I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue!
[She steps on one of the Green Army Men crushing him with her foot]
Andy's Mom: Ow! What in the world..... Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up.
[She kicks them away with her foot and moves on. In Andy's room]
Rex: Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?
Woody: Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. Come on! They're not lying down on the job.
[The Army Men are lying on the floor. Sarge stands up and motion his soldiers to move to the plant pot for safety. Sarge heard some moaning and turn to see one of his soldiers is crushed from being step on and was moving limply across the floor]
Soldier: G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!
Sarge: A good soldier never leaves a man behind.
[He motions to his soldiers on the landing and they lower the baby monitor to the ground and they carry it to the flower pot. A ball rolls towards them so they move fast and climbs into the pot just as the ball rolled by, followed by the boys and Andy's Mom]
Andy's Mom: OK, everybody, come on.
[The soldiers set the baby monitor up while a medic tends to the wounded solider and gives a thumb's up to Sarge who peers under the leaves and look through his binoculars to see the presents]
Andy's Mom: Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody..... You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there. Good. And..... Which present are you gonna open first?
[Sarge looks at the presents with his binoculars]
Sarge: There they are.
[Upstairs in Andy's room, the toys and Irelanders hear Sarge's voice on the Baby Monitor]
Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
Woody: This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!
Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird. All right, Andy's opening the first present now.
Mr Potato Head: Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head!
[Rex and Hamm look at him, confused]
Mr Potato Head: Hey, I can dream, can't I?
Apple White: Most of us can dream, Potato Head.
Charlie Jones: Looks like someone's wanted some love.
Fireman Sam: Couldn't agree more, Charlie.
Bronywn Jones: Me too.
Sarge: The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a.... It's..... It's a...... a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here.
Woody: A lunch box?
Mr Potato Head: Lunch box?
Slinky: For lunch. (laughs)
Marco Polo: What's a lunch box?
Connor Lacey: Something you put your lunch in.
Luigi Bellini: Cool.
Sarge: OK, second present. It appears to be..... OK, it's bed sheets.
Mr Potato Head: Who invited that kid?
Cruz Ramirez: Andy's mom, duh.
Stick Man: I hope Andy and his friends don't see me. I don't want to being mistaken for other things like before.
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, they're down stairs right now.
The Mask: You could've come to life to anyone who uses you. Then they'II see that you're Stick Man and not any of those things.
Stick Man: I hope so. I'II keep it in mind.
Aisling: Let's see what else Andy's friends got him.
[Sarge watches as Andy's Mom picks the present one by one until there's only one left]
Andy's Mom: Oh! Only one left.
Sarge: OK, we're on the last present now.
Woody: Last present!
Sarge: It's a big one. It's a.... It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
[The toys cheer]
Hamm: Hallelujah! Yeah! All right!
[Hamm accidentally bumps Mr Potato Head, knocking some of his parts out]
Mr Potato Head: Hey, watch it!
Hamm: Sorry, old spud head.
Sarge: Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.
[The men start to turn off the baby monitor]
Woody: So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing to worry about.
Slinky: I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.
Spud the Scarecrow: You toys just worried too much like Henry.
The Mask: Yes. You are.
[Just then Sarge saw Andy's mom pull out a surprise present from the closet]
Andy's Mom: Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here?
Sarge: Wait! Turn that thing back on!
[The baby monitor turns back and Sarge's voice is heard on it]
Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.
The Irelanders: What?!
Poppy O'Hair: I wonder what it could be.
Martin Kratt: Let's find out.
Sarge: Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
Andy: Mom, what is it?
Sarge: It's a huge package.
[A boy gets in the way of Sarge's view]
Sarge: Oh, get outta the.... One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.
[Mr Potato Head puts his hand to his head and to his sides while Woody looks, anxiously]
Sarge: It's a......
[Andy hold up his present over the plant. Upstairs, Rex was anxious to know what the present was]
Rex: It's a what? What is it?
[He shook the lamp table and the baby monitor fell to the floor and the batteries pop out]
Rex: Oh, no!
Mr Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'II never know what it is!
Hamm: Way a go, Rex!
Darling Charming: Nice going, lizard guy!
Woody: No, Turn him around! Turn him around!
Hamm: He's puttin' 'em in backwa..... Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!
[He tries to move the batteries forward]
Woody: Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!
[He jumps down and shove Hamm aside to put the batteries back in. Downstairs, Andy and his friends rush down the hallway towards the stairs]
Andy: Let's go to my room, guys!
Sarge: Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody put the batteries back into the baby monitor
Woody: (grunts) There!
Sarge: Juvenile intrusion! Repeat, resume your positions now!
Woody: Andy's comin', everybody! Quick back to your places! Hurry!
Connor Lacey: You heard him! Move it!
[The Irelanders and the toys hurry into position]
Hamm: Get to your places! Get to your places!
Mr Potato Head: Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Rex: Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come!
[He bump into a bin and fell over. As the boys ran up the stairs, Lenny the binoculars walk to the shelves and Woody flops down on the bed just as Andy and his friends burst in]
Andy: Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg! Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
[He push Woody from his spot and put the spaceship on it. Woody falls off the bed]
Andy: And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!
Andy's Mom: Come on down, guys! It's time for games!
Kids: We've got prizes!
[They hurry out of the room and shut the door. Rocky Gibraltar who have been slammed by the door, falls over. The changing room door open and the toys and Irelanders went out towards the bed]
Slinky: What is it?
Bo Peep: Can you see it?
Slinky: What the heck is up there?
Mandy Flood: What is it?
Spike: I'm not sure.
Rex: Woody, who's up there with ya?
[Woody coughs as he crawls under the bed and emerges from the bed]
Slinky: Woody? What are you doing under the bed?
Woody: Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake.
Mr Potato Head: Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. (chuckles)
Spider Man: Nice one, Potato Head.
Aviva Corcovado: (thinking that it's a bit rude) Now you two there's no need to make a big joke about it.
Spider Man: Sorry, but it was a good one.
Rex: [gasps] Have you been replaced?!
Woody: Hey, what did I tel you earlier? No one is getting replaced.
Applejack: Yeah, y'all. Let's not jump to conclusions here.
Connor Lacey: Yeah. There's no way Woody could have been replaced.
Fireman Sam: Right. So what do we do now?
Woody: Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.
[He climb up to the top of the bed and there he saw a green, purple and white spaceman toy standing looking tall and looked around the room, Woody ducking and gulping trying not to be spotted. The space toy look around, breathing the air in and out]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.
[There is no answer. He tries again]
Buzz Lightyear: Star Command, come in. Do you read me?
[Still no answer]
Buzz Lightyear: Why don't they answer? (gasps when he sees his torn up cardboard spaceship) My ship!
[He run over to his cardboard spaceship and looks at it's wing]
Buzz Lightyear: Blast! This'II take weeks to repair.
[He open his wrist communicator]
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course en route to sector 12. I've crash-landed on a strange planet. The impact must've awoken me from hypersleep.
[He jumps up and down on the bed]
Buzz Lightyear: Terrain seems a bit unstable.
[He taps his communicator]
Buzz Lightyear: No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
[Woody pops up in front of him]
Buzz Lightyear: (karate yells)
Woody: (screams) Whoa! H-hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.
[Buzz aim his laser at him]
Woody: Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody. And this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix up. This is my spot, see, the bed here.
[Buzz spotted Woody's badge on his coat that said Sheriff and turns off his laser]
Buzz Lightyear: Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody: Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz Lightyear: (not listening) I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuel or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody: Well, let's see. We've got double-A's.
Buzz Lightyear: (seeing something and gasps) Watch yourself!
[He pins Woody down and aims his laser]
Buzz Lightyear: Halt! Who goes there?
Rex: Don't shoot!
Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: It's okay. We're friends.
Buzz Lightyear: Do you know these life-forms?
Woody: Yes! (spits) They're Andy's toys.
Buzz Lightyear: All right, everyone, you're clear to come up.
[The toys and Irelanders went onto the bed]
Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex: (shaking Buzz's hand) Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur.
Buzz Lightyear: Wh-why, thank you! Now, thank you all for your kind welcome.
Connor Lacey: It's nice to meet you, Mr. Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear: Please, call me Buzz. And you are?
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Fireman Sam: I'm Fireman Sam.
Spud the Scarecrow: I'm Spud the Scarecrow.
Marco Polo: I'm Marco Polo. This is Luigi, Shi La and our pet bat, Fu Fu.
Stick Man: I'm Stick Man.
Buzz Lightyear: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Rex: Say, what's that button do?
Buzz Lightyear: I'II show you.
[He presses the button]
Voice box: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
Toys and Irelanders: Oh!
The Mask: That is amazing.
Slinky: Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string. Only it's....
Mr Potato Head: Only it sounds like a car rain over it.
[Woody holds his pull string]
Hamm: Oh, yeah, but not like this one. This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.
[As Buzz talks, Woody rolls his eyes and look at the back of the box and read the description in the speech bubble which is what Buzz is saying right now]
Buzz Lightyear: As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
Chug: (in Homer's voice) Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Mr. Potato Head: Oh,really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.
Woody: You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.
Bo Peep: Well, sure. Look at him! He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
[Slinky presses Buzz's laser]
Buzz Lightyear: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
Mr Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser! It's a.... It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's with him?
Mr Potato Head: Laser envy.
Applejack: I don't think Woody's envy of Buzz's laser. To answer your question, Potato Head, there's no technology during the time of the Wild West. That's why Woody doesn't have a laser.
Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz Lightyear: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y. Toy.
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, but I-I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.
Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present. (gestures to the other toys)
Mr Potato Head: Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm beginning to see that Buzz is deluded since he thinks he's a real space ranger and doesn't know he's really a toy.
Miles: (in Fred Jones' voice, putting his index finger and thumb into a O) Right.
Rex: Uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious. What does a space ranger actually do?
Woody: He's not a space ranger! He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me.
[He press a red button on his chest and wings pop out]
Hamm: Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
Norman Price: That is so cool!
Spud the Scarecrow: That is amazing!
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz Lightyear: They are a tellurium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz Lightyear: (sighs) Yes, I can.
Woody: You can't.
Buzz Lightyear: [sternly] Can.
Woody: Can't! Can't! Can't!
Buzz Lightyear: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody: OK, then, Mr Light Beer, prove it.
Buzz Lightyear: All right, then, I will. Stand back, everyone!
[The toys and Irelanders step back. Woody shook his head in disbelief as Buzz step onto one of the bed posts. RC, Mr Spell and the other toys look up at him as he close his eyes]
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
[He jumps off the post and bounce off a ball and lands on a car which rolls down a track, around a loop and zoom off a jump. Buzz flew up into the air and got caught on a mobile airplane which activates and spins wildly around and around until he break free and lands on the bed in front of Woody]
Buzz Lightyear: Can!
Rex: Whoa! Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!
[Mr Potato Head whistled]
Rainbow Dash: You are awesome!
Jack Skellington: That was amazing.
Bo Peep: I found my moving buddy.
Buzz Lightyear: Thank you. Th-Thank you all. Thank you.
Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style.
Filmore: But it was like it though, man.
Windlifter: Yeah, lighten up, cowboy.
Mr Potato Head: Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?
Slinky: (laughing) Golly Bob-Howdy.
Woody: Oh, shut up!
Connor Lacey: Oh, come on, Woody, lighten up.
Applejack: Yeah. No need to get snappy about it.
Woody: You know, in a couple days, everything will be just the way it was. They'II see.
[He looks jealously at Buzz as he was praised by the other toys]
Woody: They'II see. I'm still Andy's favourite toy.
[The song Strange Things played as Andy played with Woody while bouncing up and down on his bed]
I was on top of the world, living high It was right in my pocket I was living the life Things were just the way they should be
When from out of the sky like a bomb Comes some little punk in a rocket
Now all of a sudden Some strange things are happening to me
[Andy jumps off, play with Woody in the air then put him down in front of a box with BANK written on it. He brings Buzz in and press the laser button and pretends to shoot Woody with it and push him over with his hand. He ran to the wardrobe and changed into his space pajamas and wears a cardboard box helmet and space wings like Buzz and ran out of his room]
Andy: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
[Woody wakes up and he was devastated by Andy pushing him over and he watches in shock as the posters change from cowboys to space man. The bedsheets on Andy's bed even changed to space man with Buzz Lightyear on it]
Strange things are happening to me Strange things Strange things are happening to me Ain't no doubt about it
[Rex is trying to roar but he can only make ah noises. Buzz lifts his head up and urges him and Rex let out a big loud roar which blows Mr Potato Head's parts off. Buzz shake Rex's hand in congratulations. Later, Woody meet up with Etch who has a picture of Buzz written on his scream. Woody looks over at Buzz who is combing a doll's hair with a comb. Angered, Woody lifts Etch up and shakes him up and down to get the picture off]
I had friends I had lots of friends Now all my friends are gone And I'm doing the best I can to carry on
[All the toys are lifting up weights though some of them are struggling to lift them like Snake and Rex. Buzz is using Robot's treads as a treadmill]
I had power (power) I was respected (respected) But not any more And I've lost the love to the one whom I adored
[Mr Potato Head tries to lift the weights but his arms come off and he fell over. Woody looks for Slinky to play drafts when he saw Slinky helping with moving Buzz's cardboard spaceship with Robot onto some cubes so that Buzz can fix it from underneath. Woody angrily kicks the checker board and one red disk bounced off the drawer and ended up in his mouth]
Let me tell you about the strange things are happening to me Strange things Strange things are happening to me... Ain't no doubt about it
[On Andy's bed, Buzz was scratching Slinky's chin, making his tail wag and hit Woody many times. Annoyed, Woody pushes Slinky's back off the bed, carrying Slinky with it. Andy then put his toys away in the toy chest then he came to Woody and Buzz and look at them to decide which to take to bed. That night, Andy sleeps with Buzz whilst Woody watches sadly from the toy chest, thinking Andy doesn't love him any more]
[Next morning, Woody opens the lid and look from side to side then opens it]
Woody: (grunts) Finally! (sighs while feeling his head to find his hat missing) Hey, who's got my hat?
Mr Shark: (pops up with Woody's hat on his head) Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Woody: (laughing sarcastically) Gimme that!
Connor Lacey: Morning, Woody.
Twilight Sparkle: Still feeling down in the dumps over Buzz being Andy's new favourite toy?
Woody: Oh, yeah, quite. I don't see why everyone's making a big fuss about him.
Applejack: I'm gonna stop you right there, partner.
Woody: Why's that?
Applejack: Because you are getting a mighty fine jealous over Buzz being popular these days.
Dash Parr: Why can't we show ourselves to Andy and his family? We're humans and we can interacted with them.
Connor Lacey: No, Dash. Woody said not to and we promised. If Andy found out that toys can come to life, he'd freak out.
Dash Parr: We won't tell him about toys coming to life.
Buzzie: We know but still.
Buzz Lightyear: Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief, Andy inscribed his name on me.
[He lifted his boot to show Andy's name written on it]
Rex and Slinky: Wow!
Rex: With permanent ink too!
[Woody shakes in anger]
Buzz: Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.
[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]
Bo Peep: Don't let it get to you, Woody.
Woody: Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?
Bo Peep: I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'II always have a special place for you.
Mr Potato Head: Yeah, like the attic. (chuckling)
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Potato Head, that's not what she meant.
The Mask: And it's so rude when you say it like that.
Woody: All right, that's it!
Fireman Sam: Woody, calm down!
Applejack: (to Connor) I got a bad feeling about this.
Connor Lacey: Me too.
Buzz Lightyear: Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.
Robot: Mr Lightyear wants more tape.
[Snake uses his mouth to get the end of the tape and pull it. Buzz hums as he works underneath his ship on a skateboard when Woody pulls him out]
Woody: Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about? (to Robot) Where's that bonding strip?
[He rolls underneath his ship but Woody pulls him back again]
Woody: And another thing: Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
Buzz: Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody: Oh-ho, OK! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz: Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody: Oh, yeah, tough guy?
[He opens his helmet and Buzz starts gasping and choking as he crotches down and hold Woody's leg to support himself. When he stops, he sniffs the air and realize something]
Buzz: The air isn't.... toxic. (To Woody) How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! (he puts his helmet back on]
Woody: You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? (laughs) Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
[Woody laughs and falls over, with Buzz and the Irelanders not amused until they hear a dog barking and a kid shouting]
Kid: Yes! (cackles)
Slinky: Whoa! (He ducks under the bed)
Slinky: It's Sid!
Sid Philips: Don't move!
[The egg toys jump into each other in fright]
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp.
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
Rex: Oh, no, not Sid!
Connor Lacey: Who's Sid?
Marco Polo: I don't know.
The Mask: We better go and see who Sid is.
[They climb up to the window]
Sid: Incoming! (throw stuff while the dog barks)
Mr Potato Head: Who is it this time?
Woody: I... I can't..... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
Lenny: Right here, Woody.
Rex: Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
Koki: What's that kid up to?
[Woody uses Lenny to see what toy Sid is trying to take out]
Woody: Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.
[Buzz joins them]
Buzz: What's going on?
Woody: Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.
Buzz: I'd better take a look anyway.
[He uses Lenny to look at Combat Carl]
Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: That's why: Sid.
[Woody actually points Lenny at the dog]
Buzz: Hmm, sure is a hairy fella.
Woody: (realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz) No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. (moves Lenny up to Sid so that Buzz can see him properly) That is Sid.
Sid: (cackles evilly)
Buzz: You mean that happy child?
Mr Potato Head: That ain't no happy child.
Twilight Sparkle: What do you mean?
Rex: He tortures toys, just for fun!
[Sid throws a block at the soldier]
Buzz: Well, then, we've got to do something.
[He climbs onto the windowsill]
Bo Peep: (gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm) What are you doing? Get down from there!
Buzz: I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Martin Kratt: What?! That's crazy!
Spike: Yeah. You can't be seen by humans when you're alive
Woody: Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.
[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]
Buzz Lightyear: Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.
[Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the little dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]
Lenny: He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
Bo Peep: (screaming)
Buzz: Look out!
[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes destroying the soldier. They soon are back on the windowsill]
Sid: Yes! He's gone! He's history! (laughs with triumph)
Buzz: I could have stopped him.
Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try. (gesturing to Sid's yard) 'Course I'd love to see you as a crater.
Fireman Sam: (stunned by Sid using matches and dynamites) He should know that he pulled of a dangerous move. Kids should never ever play with matches.
Connor Lacey: You're not wrong there, Sam.
Martin Kratt: That kid is pyscho.
Violet Parr: You're telling me.
Bo Peep: The sooner we move, the better.
Buzzie: Yeah. So, what we gonna do?
Flaps: I don't know. Hey, now don't start that again!
Connor Lacey: Come on you two this is no time to start an argument.
[The scene changes to evening. A FOR SALE sign and a SOLD sign stands outside Andy's house. In his room, Andy is playing with Woody and Buzz]
Andy: To infinity and beyond! (making flying and exploding noises)
[Mrs Davis comes in]
Mrs Davis: Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?
Andy: Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool!
[He drops Woody and Buzz and follows her out of the room. When they're gone, Woody and Buzz unfreeze with Woody pushing Buzz off him and brush himself when he heard them talking]
Mrs. Davis: Go wash your hands and I'll get Molly ready.
Andy: Can I bring some toys?
Mrs Davis: You can bring one toy.
Andy: Just one?
Woody: One toy?
[He looks at Buzz and picked up a black pool ball with a number 8 on it]
Woody: Will Andy pick me?
[He shakes it and a message appears, saying "Don't count on it."]
Woody: Don't count on it?! (groans in anger)
[Mr Potato Head and Hamm who are playing a game of cards down below, hear Woody groaning in frustration]
[He throws the ball down and it rolls over the desk and fall behind it. The thud caught Woody's attention and he look down to see the ball wedged at the bottom. He turn his attention to Buzz who is looking for some "tools" to fix his ship. Woody then sees RC asleep on top of some boxes and a sly grin comes to his face as he got an idea on how to get Andy's attention to him]
Woody: Buzz!! Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear!! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!
Buzz Lightyear: Trouble? Where?
Woody: (pointing to the place where the ball fell) Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy...it's...it's trapped, Buzz!
Buzz: Then we have no time to lose!
[As Buzz runs to the spot, Woody tip-toed over to RC and grab his remote whilst start him up, opening his eyes in the progress]
Buzz: I don't see anything.
Woody: Oh, he's there. Just, just keep looking!
[He sends RC towards Buzz at full throttle]
Buzz: What kind of a toy...?
[Buzz sees RC coming, gasps and jump out of the way just as RC hits the bulletin board. The Irelanders and Mr Potato Head gasp as the pushpins fall down and land around Buzz leaving him unharmed. Then the board falls on the globe and it roll towards Buzz who runs from it. Woody watches in horror as Buzz runs from the globe but trips on some pencils and falls. He rolled over to the windowsill out of it's way ad the globe roll past him and hit a tablelamp which swung around. Woody ducked his head to avoid getting hit by the lamp but Buzz wasn't so lucky as it knocks him out the window]
Hamm, Mr Potato Head, Slinky and Irelanders: BUZZ!
[Buzz plummets down into some bushes beside the house]
Slinky: I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard.
[Woody step back unnoticed, feeling guilty]
Rex: Oh, Buzz!
Connor Lacey: How did this happen?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm not sure.
[RC revs his engine to talk to the toys]
Rex: Hey everyone! RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
[RC revs his engine]
Mr Potato Head: He's sayin' that this was no accident.
Toys and Irelanders: Huh?
Bo Peep: What do you mean?
Mr Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed... by Woody! [points in Woody's direction]
Toys and Irelanders: What?!
Woody: Wait a minute. You, you don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you Potato Head?
Mr Potato Head: That's Mr Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!
Woody: Now, it was an accident! Guys, c'mon now, you...you gotta believe me.
Slinky: We believe you, Woody. (looking at Rex for support) Right, Rex?
Rex: Well, ye-- n-- I don't like confrontations.
Shi La Won: (disappointed in Rex's cowardice) So much for more support on Woody.
Dusty Crophopper: Woody, how could you do this?
Applejack: Is this because you thought Buzz was gonna replace you?
Woody: I was meant for Buzz to fall behind the desk not the window. I didn't want that to happen.
Fireman Sam: But trying to use RC to ram him down there was unsafe, and you know that.
Norman Price: He doesn't know that because he's a toy, Sam.
Fireman Sam: I know that, Norman. But since he is special, he needs to know.
[Sarge pops out of the bucket]
Sarge: Where's your honor, dirtbag? You're an absolute disgrace! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO -- HEY!!!!
[Woody puts the lid on the bucket, muting Sarge's voice]
Mr. Potato Head: You couldn't handle Buzz cuttin' in on your playtime, could ya Woody? Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy, so you got rid of him! Well, what if Andy starts playin' with me more, Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window, too!?
Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance. Or the Irelanders to interfered with that.
Violet Parr: (realizing that Hamm refers to her and the team in shock) He's right, guys.
Connor Lacey: (knowing Woody's telling the truth and not wanting Woody to be turn against by the toys) But we have to.
[Then the lid opened and Sarge and his men jump out and jump onto Woody]
Sarge: There he is, men! Frag him!
Mr Potato Head: Let's string him up by his pull string!
Hamm: I got dibs on his hat!
Bo Peep: Would you boys stop it?!
Hamm: Tackle him!
The Mask: Guys, stop this at once!
Mack: Yeah, you guys! Cut it out!
Woody: No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait I can explain everything --
[Then as the toys were advancing on Woody, they heard Andy and his mom's voices from outside and quickly went back to their places while the Irelanders ran to hide]
Mrs Davis: Andy, c'mon!
Andy: Okay, Mom, be right down. I've got to get Buzz.
Mandy Flood: Everyone, hide!
Connor Lacey: Come on!
[The Irelanders hid just as Andy enters his room and look for Buzz]
Andy: Mom, Do you know where Buzz is?
Mrs Davis: No, I haven't seen him.
Mr Potato Head: Psssst!
[Woody look as Etch drew a hangman's noose while Mr Potato Head pointed an accusing finger at him. Woody and the Irelanders look worried]
Mrs Davis: Andy, I'm heading out the door.
Andy: But Mom, I can't find him!
Mrs Davis: Well, honey, just grab some other toy. Now come on!
Andy: (sighs) OK.
[He grabs Woody and walks off to the car with the Irelanders following him unnoticed]
Andy: I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
Mrs Davis: Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'II find him.
[Buzz peaks out of the bushes and saw Andy holding Woody in his hand as he went to the car. Angered by being knocked out the window, Buzz runs to the car and jumps on the back bumper just as it moves out of the driveway. A chain of red monkeys is being lower down to find Buzz by Bo Peep's cane but it's short from the bushes]
Slinky: It's too short! We need more monkeys!
Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel.
[He drops the barrel and walks to the edge of the window to look out]
Rex: Buzz! The monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan! Stay calm! Oh, where could he be?
[The scene changes to Dinoco gas station where Andy's car drives up to it and parks to a gas tank]
Andy: Can I pump the gas?
Andy's Mom: Sure! I'll even let you drive.
Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.
Andy: (sarcastic) Yep, yep, yep. Funny, mum.
[Woody unfreezes as the Irelanders arrive]
Mater: (seeing the sign) Hey, wait a minute.
Violet Parr: What is it, Mater?
Mater: Look at that sign over there.
Connor Lacey: It's the Dinoco logo.
Lightning McQueen: That's the King's sponsor!
Dusty Crophopper: Who's the King?
Lightning McQueen: His real name is Strip Weathers. He's Dinoco's former racer.
Chug: I hear his nephew Cal is in the big leagues now.
Cruz Ramirez: And I took over after he retired.
Connor Lacey: By the newer next generation race cars including Jackson Storm.
Stick Man: Who's Jackson Storm?
Twilight Sparkle: He's a black next gen racer who is McQueen's and Cruz's biggest rival since Chick Hicks himself.
Chris Kratt: He's also one of our old enemies as well as Chick, Professor Zundapp and the Lemons.
Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco would not like to be facing opponents such as Storm.
Dottie: Don't forget Sterling.
Smokey: Yep. That billionaire crank case wouldn't let Cruz or Lightning race!
James Jones: Yes. He wanted McQueen to sell merchandise and Cruz to remain a trainer.
Stick Man: That's mean.
Mewtwo: Yes, we know.
Ramone: But how did the humans know about Dinoco, man?
Connor Lacey: Who knows?
Woody: (hearing the conversation but worried about what will happen if he returns without Buzz) Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
[Then, Buzz appears on the sun roof above Woody and he and the Irelanders spot him]
Woody and the Irelanders: Buzz?
[Buzz drops in the car landing on a seat next to Woody and the Irelanders as Woody gets up]
Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.
[He removes the fly from Buzz's helmet and wipes it while Buzz just glares at him]
Woody: Huh, right?
[A slight pause]
Woody: (weakly) Buddy?
Buzz: I just want you and your friends to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. And seeing as you Irelanders just saw that happen, you're not convicted of the crime.
Woody: Oh, that's good.
Spud the Scarecrow: Well, that's fine.
Connor Lacey: At least we're in the clear.
Buzz: (getting to Woody's face) But we're not on my planet, are we?
The Mask: Uh-oh.
[Buzz lunges at Woody and they fall off the car to the ground. They rolled underneath the car, fighting as the Irelanders get down and try to break them up. Buzz kicks Woody to the tire]
Woody: Okay. Come on! You want a piece of me?!
[Buzz punches Woody, making his face spin until he stops it. Woody lunges at Buzz, pinning him down, open his helmet and punches his face, making a squeaky noise with each punch. Buzz then closes his helmet on Woody's hand, making him cry out in pain]
[He then punches Buzz's button many times, making it repeat the "Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!" phrase, until Buzz flips him over, put his foot on Woody's back while pulling his arms back which makes Woody yells in pain. Then they heard Andy and his mom coming to the car]
Mrs Davis: Next stop..
Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!
[He gets in the car and it drives off, leaving Woody, Buzz and the Irelanders behind]
Woody: (gasps) Andy!
[They watch as the car drives off into the distance. Woody runs after the car but is unable to keep up and stops]
Woody: Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? (gasps, realizing what this means) I'm LOST! Oh, I'm a lost toy!
[He sobs as they stand at the same spot for a while]
Marco Polo: So now what?
Sarah Jones: We don't know. It's not like we can follow the car. It's too fast.
Buzz: (opening his wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local sheriff, his Irelander friends and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort --
[Woody turns around angrily]
[He runs towards Buzz but then they and the Irelanders heard a tanker truck coming towards them. Buzz and the Irelanders quickly runs out of the way but Woody flops down on the ground as the tanker rolls over and stops, a tire just above Woody nearly flattening him. Woody unfreezes and crawls away from the tire before standing up and backing into Buzz and the Irelanders]
Buzz: (into wrist communicator) According to my nava-computer, the --
Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
The Mask: Woody, ease up! We've had enough fighting for one night!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone! They're gonna move from the house in two days and it's all your fault!
Buzz: My... My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...!
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!
Violet Parr: (having enough) Stop it! Fighting's not gonna solve anything! Now both of you will get a grip or so help me, I'll let the secret of you coming alive out! Understand?!
[The Irelanders, Woody and Buzz including Helen look at her in surprise]
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: (remembering those words she had said before) Vi, I didn't think something like that would come out of your mouth.
Violet Parr: Well, I got it from you, remember?
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Sure. [referring to Buzz and Woody] Besides, you sure know how to handle a tough crowd.
Twilight Sparkle: (in Emily's voice from Emily in the Middle to Woody and Buzz) If you would just stop fighting for one minute, you'd see it's us who needs some help now!
Shi La Won: Like mother like daughter. Heh.
[Fu Fu chitters in agreement]
Connor Lacey: (agreeing) Couldn't have put it better myself, Shi La. [to Buzz] Figuring things out is what's important right now.
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance. Because of him the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What?! What are you talkin' about?
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: You... are.... a... TOY!!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an.... you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. [turning around and walking away from Woody and the Irelanders] Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah, well, good riddance you looney.
Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Well, that went poorly.
Fireman Sam: Woody, I'm not sure that was the right way to handle the situation.
Applejack: Sam's right. To be honest, I think it's best if we all figured things out together.
Stick Man: Yeah, it would have been much easier with Buzz's help.
Connor Lacey: They're right, Woody. We can't figure out what to do without Buzz.
Mack: Wait a minute here. This sounds like the same argument in the drive-in.
Lucius Best/Frozone: What are you talking about Mack?
Mack: They did a Cars version of this scene, only Buzz was a space buggy and Woody was some western car.
Woody: Really? Wow, I never knew they did car versions of other films where you came from.
Connor Lacey: Yes, Woody, but we can't figure out what to do without Buzz.
Woody: That's your problem, not mine. (walking off, muttering) Rendez-vous with Star Command.
[A Pizza Planet truck pulls into the station. Woody and the Irelanders see it]
Pizza Deliverer: Hey, Gas Dude!
Attendant: You talking to me?
[Woody and the Irelanders look at the Pizza Planet logo on the side of the truck]
Woody: Pizza Planet? [realizing it's a way to reunite with Andy] Andy!
Pizza Deliverer: Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Blvd. is?
Attendant: Just a moment...
[Woody is about to go to the truck but then realizes something]
Woody: Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
Chris Kratt: If we enter the room without proof Woody didn't kill Buzz out of jealousy, we're doomed.
Aviva Corcovado: He's right. The toys won't believe Woody if he returns without Buzz.
Connor Lacey: That's right. We need to get Buzz back now.
Woody: Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz: Go away!
Woody: No, Buzz, you've gotta come back! I...
[He saw that the truck has a rocket on the roof which gives him a idea]
Woody: I found a spaceship!
[Buzz stops and turns around]
Woody: It's a spaceship, Buzz!
[Buzz looks curious. A second]
Pizza Deliverer: Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like the pizzas are getting cold here!
[The camera goes down to Buzz, Woody and the Irelanders looking at the truck]
Buzz: Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'II be able to find a way to transport you home.
Buzz: Well then, let's climb aboard. [runs towards the truck]
Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Buzz: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'II be much safer in the cockpit.
Woody: Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!
Pizza Deliverer: so that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?
Pizza Deliverer: Okay, thanks for the directions.
[Buzz climbs up to the door window and jumps behind the pizza boxes so the driver won't see him]
Mack: He's not listening is he?
Dusty Crophopper: Buzz is right, Woody. We should get in the front.
Woody: But that man will see us.
Dusty Crophopper: Not with the pizza boxes Buzz is sitting next to, he won't.
[The truck starts up so Woody runs to the back of the truck as the Irelanders get in the front with Buzz. Woody saw Buzz strap his seat belt on]
Woody: Much safer in the cockpit than the cargo area. What complete idiots.
[The driver hits the accelerator and the truck speeds forward, throwing Woody off guard and he hits the back of the cargo hold. The truck swerves to the left and Woody hit the side of it. As the truck roll up a hill, a big box rolls towards him. Woody yells as the box smacks into him. The truck soon arrives at Pizza Planet and stops. Buzz look up to see a giant model of a rocket near the building and heard the PA speaking]
PA: Next shuttle lift-off scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting...
Irelanders: (amazed by Pizza Planet's appearance) Whoa.
Luigi Bellini: This place is so cool. I can't wait to try out the pizza here.
Stick Man: Luigi, we're not here for pizza. We're here to get Woody and Buzz back to Andy so he can take them back to the room so that Woody can convince the other toys that Buzz isn't dead.
Jimmy Z: (focusing on it instead of pizza for once) Yeah, he's right. We need to stay focused.
Luigi Bellini: Aw!
Connor Lacey: We'd better check on Woody.
[Buzz looks at the entrance to see two robotic guards near it]
Robot Guards: You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
[They move their spears aside and the doors open to let some customers inside]
Female PA: The white zone is for eating pizza only. The white zone is for...
[Buzz and the Irelanders go to the back to check on Woody]
[The trash fall down to reveal Woody all flattened]
Buzz: There you are.
[Woody falls over on the trash]
Irelanders: Ouch! Oooh!
The Mask: (as the Grinch) That's gonna hurt in the morning.
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Yep.
Applejack: That's one big bruise right there.
Fireman Sam: That's gotta hurt.
Buzz: Now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside.
[Woody gets up with a cup over his head, coughing]
Buzz: Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking.
[Woody, a bit dazed, looks confused at what Buzz had said. Later, the robot guards let some customers in]
Robot Guards: You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
[A cup and a burger box starts to move towards the entrance]
Buzz: Now! Quickly, guys, the airlock is closing.
[They make it through just as the door closes. Buzz bumps into Woody]
Woody: Ow! Watch where you're going!
[Shi La moves forward, accidentally bumping into Violet who is invisible to hide from customers]
Violet Parr: Ow. Shi La, be careful.
Shi La Won: Oops. Sorry. I can't see you when you're invisible.
Violet Parr: It's one of my powers, get used to it.
Luigi Bellini: (to Shi La) Now you understand why fog makes me bump in you by making it hard to see.
Violet Parr: We'll talk about that later. Right now we've got two toys to return home.
Station Officer Steele: (in Gordon's voice) Only if they manage to stop fighting.
[The heroes, Woody and Buzz run between video games and took off their disguises. They look in awe at the arcade games around them with kids playing on them]
Buzz: What a space port! Good work, guys!
[Woody and the heroes look around at the kids playing on arcade games until they heard Andy's voice from a game nearby]
Andy: Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?
Marco Polo: There he is! We did it!
Connor Lacey: All we have to do is get into the basket and we'II get Woody and Buzz home in no time.
Spider Man: Alright!
Mrs Davis: What's Black Hole?
Andy: Oh, it's so cool...
Buzz: Now we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
Woody: Wait a minute! No Buzz! This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it!
Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody: Hyper-active hyperdrive, and astro...uh, turf.
[Woody watches Andy and his family as they move closer to them]
Woody: (tracking Andy and family) C'mon, c'mon, that's it...
Buzz: Where is it? I don't see the --
[He then saw a claw game that looks like a rocket]
Woody: Alright Buzz, get ready, and...
[Buzz runs off, unnoticed by Woody who has his eyes on Andy]
Woody: Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're gonna jump in the basket --
[He notices that Buzz's not besides him and saw him running towards the claw game]
Woody and Irelanders: Buzz!
[Buzz jump through the Prize door]
Applejack: You got to be kidding me.
Norman Price: Well we've got to go after him!
Woody: Dooh! No!
[Andy rounds the bend]
Woody: This cannot be happening to me!!
Shi La: (annoyed by what Violet had said) At least I don't squirt water outta my nose.
Violet Parr: Hey! I only did it because I saw Tony whilst I was drinking!
Smokey: (As Oliver The Excavator) All right, all right. That's enough, you two.
Connor Lacey: Yeah, ladies, cool it!
Fu Fu: (chitters)
Spud the Scarecrow: Let's just focused on getting Buzz back!
[They start to walk but forced back to hide when a man walk by. Buzz climbs up the prize chute and jump into the middle and found himself face to face with squeaky toy aliens]
Aliens: A stranger! From the outside! Oo-o-o-o-o-o...
Buzz: Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Aliens: Tell us! What is it like outside?
[The aliens gathered around Buzz excitedly. Outside, Woody and the heroes waited for some kids to run past then they run over to the claw game and went into the Prize door and peeps over the partition wall]
Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency! I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12! Who's in charge here?
Aliens: The cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!!
[They point to the claw above them]
Aliens: The claw is our master. The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous.
Koki: You can say that again.
Raven Queen: What make these aliens so special about the claw anyway?
Connor Lacey: I don't know.
[Then they heard someone yelling behind them. They turn to see Sid bashing some games]
Sid: Hey, buzo, you got any brains in there? Ha-ha, take that!
[The machine beeps, indicating that it's over, making Sid angry and hits it with a mallet then walks over to the claw game]
Woody: Oh, no! Sid!
Fireman Sam: We've got to hide before he sees us!
Apple White: He's right.
[They all jumps on Buzz]
Woody: Get down!
[Sid bring out his coins and put them in the machine]
Buzz: What's gotten into you, Sheriff? I was --
Woody: YOU are the one that decided to climb into this --
Alien: Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The claw. It moves.
[The claw lowers down and grab a alien which is on top of Buzz]
Alien: I have been chosen!! Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place.
[He was moved towards Sid]
[As he watch the alien dropped, he saw Buzz amongst the other aliens]
Sid: A Buzz Lightyear?! No way!
Twilight Sparkle: Uh-oh!
Jimmy Z: This is not good!
Mewtwo: We got to get out of here!
Luigi Bellini: Yeah. And fast!
[Woody spot a repair door and move towards it and strains to open it. By the time he manege to open it, Sid lowers the claw towards Buzz and grabs him]
Woody: (gasps) Buzz! No!
[He grab Buzz's feet and drags him to the repair door]
Sid: (banging his fist on the glass) Hey!
[Woody tries to get Buzz to the door but the aliens push him back into the claw machine]
Aliens: He has been chosen. He must go.
Woody: Hey! What are you doing? Stop it, you -- ! Stop it, you zealots!
Connor Lacey: We're trying to get away here!
Aliens: He must go! Do not fight the claw! Do not anger the claw! He has been chosen.
[The heroes, Woody and Buzz get lifted up by the claw and it takes them to the Prize door and drop them]
Sid: Alright! Many new prizes!
[He takes them out of the prize section and look at his new prizes with evil delight]
Sid: Let's go home and...play. Ha-ha-ha.
[The scene changes to Sid approaching his house on his skateboard, humming to some rock music. Buzz peep out to see Andy's house next-door]
Buzz: Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here! You're almost home.
Twilight Sparkle: Buzz, although we're glad to be closer to Andy's house, this is way worse than getting captured by an entire Changeling army.
Fireman Sam: Not mention almost getting burned to death by a falling tree branch.
Marco Polo: Or any of the other disasters that nearly happened.
Connor Lacey: Yep. Can't forget any of those.
Alien: Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits!
Woody: Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you?
Applejack: What the hay is that supposed to mean?
Woody: [face palms] It means once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!
[Sid opens the door and Scud snaps and barks at his bag]
Sid: Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! Good boy!
[Scud sits down]
Sid: Hey, I got something for you, boy.
Woody: (gasps) Freeze!
[The heroes, Woody, Buzz and the alien freeze as Sid grabs the alien and put him on Scud's head]
Sid: Ready, set, now!
[Scud grabs the alien and starts to shake it back and forth in a blur. Woody, Buzz and the heroes watch this with utter distraught and horror]
Sid: Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
[Hannah arrives with a doll in her hands]
Sid: Did I get my package in the mail?
Hannah: I don't know.
Sid: What do you mean you don't know?
Hannah: I don't know.
Sid: Oh, no, Hannah!
Sid: Look! Janie! She's sick!
[He takes the doll from Hannah]
Hannah: No she's not!
[Sid runs upstairs]
Sid: I'll have to perform one of my... operations!
Hannah: No! Don't touch her! NO!
Woody: Not Sid's room! not there...
Hannah: Sid! Give her back! Sid! [as Sid slams the door on her] Sid!
[Sid toss his bag onto his bed]
Sid: Oh, no! We have a sick patient here, nurse! Prepare the OR, stat!
Hannah: Sid, give her back! Give her back now! I'm telling!
[Sid puts Janie in a vise]
Sid: Patient is prepped. No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
[He puts on a mask and pull out a toy pterodactyl from a box]
Sid: Now for the tricky part. Pliers!
Buzz: I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
Helen Flood: I'm a nurse myself and I went to medical school.
Shi La Won: That's good to know.
Fu Fu: (chitters)
Thorn: And that kid is definitely not knowing how to do medical stuff.
[Sid finishes doing his "medical" stuff]
Sid: (doing a nurse's voice) Doctor, you've done it! Hannah?
[He opens the door where Hannah is standing]
Sid: Janie's all better now.
[He shows her Janie doll which now has a pterodactyl head on it, making Hannah scream in terror]
Hannah: (screams) Mom! Mom!
Sid: She's lying! Whatever she says, it's not true!
[He goes out of the room shutting the door behind him]
Twilight Sparkle: Is he gone?
Luna: Yes, all clear.
[River Scott gets out of the bag]
River Scott: Hmmm. Place seems okay to me.
Jimmy Z: (looking around the room) Uh, I'm not sure, River Scott.
[The heroes, Woody and Buzz look around the room which is filled with heavy metal posters, discarded toy remains and power tools which made them shudder
James Jones: Oh. This place is really scary. (stutters)
Shi La Won: (comforting him) It's okay, James. You've got a girl who knows about martial arts to protect you.
Aviva Corcovado: That's very nice, Shi La.
Shi La: (blushing by Aviva's comment) Thanks, Aviva.
Violet Parr: And we have powers. So if anyone tries to attack us, they have another thing coming.
Fu Fu: (chitters)
Mater: I think this room with there stuff is very creepy here.
Lightning McQueen: Couldn't agree more buddy.
Woody: We're gonna die. I'm outta here.
[He jumps outta the bag and runs to the door. He tries to open the knob but it won't budge]
Woody: Locked. (he jump down to the floor and look around) There's gotta be another way out of here.
[He heard a rolling noise and turns to see a small yo-yo rolling and flop over. Woody pick up a pencil and look around for whoever's there. A shadow zoom past him and he freezes]
Woody: Uh, guys? W-W-Was that you?
Applejack: Nope. Definitely wasn't us.
[He heard a noise coming from Sid's bed. Woody picks up a torch and switch it on to shine it on a baby doll's head under the bed]
Woody: Hey! Hi, there, little fellah! Come out here. Do you know a way out of here?
[The baby doll head moves out of the bed, revealing to have a spider-like body made from pieces of an erector set]
[The baby head rises up taller, making Woody look horrified. He saw a fishing rod with legs, a jack-in-a-box with a monster paw glove inside, skateboard with a combat soldier's torso screwed to the front end (and others). A toy uses his hand to turn off the torch, promoting Woody to jump onto Buzz and cling onto him in fear]
[They watch as the mutant toys grab the Janie doll and the pterodactyl toy and move them away]
Buzz: They're cannibals.
Charlie Jones: Hide back in the bag!
[The heroes, Woody and Buzz dive back into the bag and Buzz press a button on his chest]
Buzz: May day! May day! Come in, Star Command! Send reinforcements! Star Command, do you copy?
[He adjusts his laser and points it out of the bag]
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: (sarcastically) Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us we can blink 'em to death.
Connor Lacey: Woody, get over your grudge will you?
[Everyone then saw that Norman had jumped into Violet's arms in fright by the mutant toys]
Norman Price: Sorry.
Violet Parr: [drops him] You're welcome.
[Norman rubs his butt since Violet drop him]
Applejack: I'm sorry to say this y'all but it looks like we'II be staying here for the night.
Jimmy Z: With those psycho toys out there?! No way! I don't want to be turned into a mutant toy in my sleep.
Fireman Sam: She's right, Jimmy. It's very late and since the mutant toys are around, it's best if we stay in the bag for now.
Marco Polo: I don't know about you guys but I'm getting scared myself. (his body is shaking with fright)
Aviva Corcovado: Don't worry, Marco we all have each other.
Lucius Best/Frozone: And we're supers with powers.
Lightning McQueen: Dusty and I are trained racers.
Dusty Crophopper: Yep. Plus, I'm a firefighter too.
Spud the Scarecrow: We'II find a way to get outta here and get back to Andy.
Fu Fu: (Chitters)
[Aviva put a hand on Marco's shoulder to stop his body shaking]
Marco Polo: Thanks, Aviva. Much appreciate it.
Aviva Corcovado: De nada, Marco.
Twilight Sparkle: (yawns) Might wanna get some sleep before we hear any more noise.
Connor Lacey: I agree.
Mewtwo: Me too.
Fireman Sam: Good night, everyone.
[The Irelanders fell asleep apart from Shi La a bit who felt guilty of insulting Violet of her powers]
Shi La Won: Violet?
Violet Parr: Yes, Shi La?
Shi La: I'm sorry for insulting you like that. It's just I don't know how to get used to your powers when I can't figure where you are when you're fully invisible in your Supersuit.
Violet Parr: (remembering calling out to Connor and his friends to let them know where she is when she's fully invisible in her suit many times in realization) Maybe I should let you know where I am the next time I do that.
Shi La Won: That could work. Can you ever forgive me?
Violet Parr: Of course, I can. You're super to me anyway.
[The two girls hugged]
Shi La: We better get some sleep now.
Violet Parr: I agree.
Fu Fu: (Chitters)
[The two girls and Fu Fu fall asleep happily. At Andy's house, the other toys are looking for Buzz with a torch when they heard a rustle in the bushes and shine the light on it]
Rex: Hey, you guys! I think I've found him. Buzz! Is that you?!
[A cat yowls loudly and runs away from the house]
Rex: Whiskers! Will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue.
[Then they hear the Davis' car pull up to the house and Rex turn off the torch to prevent them seeing the light]
Slinky: (whispering) Look! They're home!
[The car pull up and stop. Andy and his mom get out]
Andy: Mom, have you seen Woody?
Andy's Mom: Where was the last place you left him?
Andy: Right here in the van.
[The toys listened to their conversation]
Andy's Mom: Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.
Andy: He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.
Bo Peep: (gasps) Woody's gone?
Hamm: Well what do you know, the weasel ran away.
Mr Potato Head: Huh?! Huh?! I told you he was guilty.
[He and Hamm move away from the window]
Rex: Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?!
[As Rex follows Mr Potato Head and Hamm, Slinky and Bo look at each other crestfallen at Woody's disappearance]
Bo Peep: Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.
[As the camera shifts to Sid's house, the scene changes to morning]
Sid: (as Interrogator) Oh, a survivor. Where is the rebel base? Talk!
[He slaps Woody to the ground and walks over to the window]
Sid: (as Interrogator) I can see your will is strong.
[He open the blind blocking the sun]
Sid: Well, we have ways of making you talk.
[He took out a magnifying glass and use it to aim the sunlight on Woody's forehead, making it smolder]
Sid:(as Interrogator) Where are your rebel friends now? [sinister chuckle]
Sid's Mom: Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready.
[He runs out of the room and drops the magnifying glass in the process. Woody unfreezes and feels the burning on his forehead]
[He rans to to a bowl of half-eaten cereal (with milk) on the floor, and dunks his head in. Buzz runs over to Woody, pausing to remove two suction cup darts from his person before pulling Woody out of the bowl. Two colorful Froot-Loops stick to each of Woody's eyes like glasses]
Buzz: Are you alright? I'm proud of you, Sheriff. A lesser man would have talked under such torture.
[The Irelanders look all beat up from being tortured by Sid]
Connor Lacey: (groans) It really hurts. Are you OK, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: (groan) Yes, Connor, I am.
Chris Kratt: (groan) Man, that kid is psycho.
James Jones: (groans) Are you okay, Uncle Sam?
Fireman Sam: (groan) I'm fine, James.
Sarah Jones: (groan) Me too. Oooh.
Chug: If this keeps up, we'll be sold for scrap.
Rainbow Dash: And we'II be in Ponyville Hospital for weeks.
Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Don't worry. I'm invulnerable.
Violet Parr: And that thanks to my invisibility powers, Sid didn't find me.
Norman Price: Perfect. She turns invisible to hide while the rest of us got beat up!
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: [stretching down from her hiding spot on the ceiling] Not quite!
Spud the Scarecrow: You were hiding up there the whole time?
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Yep. Kid didn't even know I was there.
Raven Queen: That's good
Stick Man: I'm not a hitting dummy! Why can't he see? I'm Stick Man, I'm Stick Man, I'm Stick Man. That's me. (sighs) And I want to go home to the family tree.
Koki: You're not in the park where you live though.
Stick Man: I know that. It's just I miss my family much more than I know since last time when I met you guys.
Connor Lacey: We understand. But you've got me and the Irelanders as your family now.
Twilight Sparkle: And when this adventure is over, we'II get you back home like with Santa last time. We promise.
Stick Man: Thank you, Twilight.
[Woody picks up a spoon and look at the smolder in his reflection]
Woody: I sure hope this isn't permanent.
Applejack: Man, that is one nasty smolder.
Mandy Flood: Just like when Norman is being careless with a magnifying glass when trying to glue his plane I got him for his birthday. It directs the sunlight at some paper and it caught fire.
Norman Price: And I got glued to the door knob.
Fireman Sam: Yes. I remember it quite well.
Connor Lacey: That's a very sticky situation if you ask me. (giggles)
[The Irelanders laughs, getting the joke while Norman just snarls, didn't think it was funny at all]
Buzz: (checking his wrist communicator) Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport --
[Woody see the door in the reflection of the spoon. It was open]
Woody: The door! It's open! We're free!!
Buzz: Woody, we don't know what's out there!
Woody: I'll tell you wha... [screams]
[The mutant toys block the way and Woody ducks behind Buzz]
The Mask: Bring it on, mutants!
Spike: Yeah! You wouldn't want to taste my fire breath. (he breathes his flame at the mutant toys as a warning)
Woody: They're gonna eat us, Buzz!! Do something! Quick!
Buzz: Shield your eyes, everyone!
[Buzz fires his laser at Babyface but it just flickers on her forehead which surprises and shocks Buzz]
Buzz: It's not working! I recharged it before I left. It should be good for hours --
Woody: Oh, you idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate chop action!
[He presses a button on Buzz's back which makes his right arm move up and down as they advance around the mutant toys toward the door]
Woody: (to mutants) Get away! Hoo-cha! Hoo-cha!
Buzz: Hey!! Hey! How are you doing that? Stop that!
Woody: Back! Back, you savages! Back!
Buzz: Woody, stop it!
Woody: Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled!
[He drops Buzz and ran out into the hallway upstairs]
Woody: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home...
[He ran down the stairs but then stop when he saw Scud sleeping on it. He crept back up the stairs slowly as he could. Buzz's hand grabs him over his mouth and pulls him back behind the wall]
Woody: (muffled gasp)
Buzz: Another stunt like that, cowboy -- you're going to get us killed.
Woody: Don't tell me what do to.
[Buzz checks that Scud is still asleep then darts across the stairwell opening to the other end of the hallway. He motions for Woody and the Irelanders to follow. Woody cowardly crawls across the open area with the Irelanders behind him to Buzz. As Woody stands up, his pull string gets caught on the curls of the iron railing. The toys and Irelanders starts to creep down the hallway, unaware that Woody's pull string has caught on the railing. Then Woody's pull string comes loose and his voice box starts up]
Woody's Voice Box: YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA!! Giddy-up partner!... We got to get this wagon train a movin'!
[The noise from the voice box wakes Scud up and he follows it up the steps. The Irelanders, Woody and Buzz look worried]
Shi La: Great! What now?
Buzz: Split up!
[Buzz dives into a room while Woody and the Irelanders jumps into a closet just as Scud reaches the top of the stairs. He heard the door slam and went over to sniff anything suspicious. Buzz skid to hide behind the door. Sensing his movement, Scud walks towards the door as Buzz stood back. Then as Scud moves curiously closer to Buzz, they heard snoring and look up to see Sid's father fast asleep on a La-Z-Boy recliner in front of the TV. Scud then backs out and head down the stairs. Buzz was about to exit the room when he heard a sudden voice]
SPACE COMMANDER (O.S.; ON TV) Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear! Do you read me?
[Buzz turn to see a commercial on TV to which his logo appears]
Buzz: Star Command!
[He opens his wrist communicator and about to reply when a child's voice interrupts him]
Child: Buzz Lightyear responding! Read you loud and clear!
[Buzz looks towards the TV and saw it shows two boys holding a Buzz Lightyear toy in a cardboard spaceship like his own]
SPACE COMMANDER: Buzz Lightyear, Planet Earth needs your help!
Boy 2: On the way!
Male Chorus: Buzz Lightyear!
[Buzz stares in disbelief as he watch the commercial]
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) The world's greatest superhero! Now the world's greatest toy! Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!
Boy: Calling Buzz Lightyear!
TV ANNOUNCER: Karate chop action!
KID #2: Wow!
[With every feature demonstrated on the TV, Buzz compares the same feature on himself]
TV Announcer: Pulsating laserlight!
KID #2: Total annihilation!
TV Announcer: Multi-phrase voice simulator!
TV Buzz's voice box: There's a secret mission in uncharted space.
[Buzz press the same button on his chest and it makes the same phrase the TV Buzz made]
Buzz's Voice Box: There's a secret mission in uncharted space.
TV Announcer: And best of all...(big "monster truck" voice) HIGH-PRESSURE-SPACE-WINGS!!
TV Buzz: To Infinity and Beyond!
[The words NOT A FLYING TOY appear at the bottom of the screen]
TV ANNOUNCER: (non-excited lawyer voice) Not a flying toy.
[Buzz slowly shakes his head in wide-eyed disbelief]
TV Announcer: Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save a galaxy near you!
Male Chorus: Buzz Lightyear!
[The image on the screen changes to a shot of hundreds of Buzzes in their boxes lining either side of a store aisle]
LOCAL ANNOUNCER: Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the tri-county area.
SPORTSCASTER: And welcome back to the Point Richmond Bowling Championship.
[As the commercial ends, Buzz look stricken then open his wrist communicator. On the underside, he saw three words that said MADE IN TAIWAN. He looks stunned at the truth that Woody was trying to tell him all along. The song I Will Go Sailin' No More plays as Buzz walks sadly out of the room and down the hallway. As he pass the stairwell, he stop to look at a open window as a bird flies by it. Woody's voice echos in his head]
Woody's Voice: You are a toy! You can't fly!
[Buzz lowers his head in sadness for a moment before raising it with determination in his eyes. He slams his wrist communicator shut as if he's defying what the words say. He climb up the railing and stand on top of it before opening his wings. He look towards the window, determination in proving that he is able to fly and that he's really a space ranger]
Buzz: To infinity and beyond!
[He jumps off the railing and half way towards the window, he began to fall down towards the stairs and bounce off them and landed on the floor. He sees his arm has been come off from the impact and was lying next to him. He drop his head back in defeat, finally accepting that he's a toy. As the song ends, Hannah came along, looking for something]
Hannah: Mom. Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?
[She step on Buzz's wing and look down to see him]
Sid's Mom: What, dear? What was that?
Hannah: Never mind.
[She look at Buzz with a smile on her face. Back upstairs, the doorknob to the closet jiggles. The door opens and Woody and the Irelanders fall off the shelves and onto the floor. A bowling ball hit Woody on the head and rolls away]
Connor Lacey: Man, why did I agree to share the top shelf with an old tow truck?
Mater: Hey! That's me you're talkin' about!
Twilight Sparkle: Guys, who cares if Connor had to stay up there with you, Mater? Scud's gone. That's all that matters.
Lightning McQueen: You do remember that I nearly insulted Mater by mentioning rusty old cars, remember?
Connor Lacey: Yeah, McQueen. I do. Sorry, Mater.
Mater: It's OK, buddy.
Dusty Crophopper: Well, the good thing is Scud's gone.
Applejack: (looking to Woody) You okay, Woodster?
Woody: (a bit woozy from the ball hit him) Yes, Applejack. Buzz, the coast is clear. (shakes his head to get the wooziness off and look around for Buzz) Buzz, where are you?
[Then they heard Buzz's voice box playing from Hannah's bedroom]
Buzz's Voice Box: There's a secret mission in uncharted space. Let's go.
[Woody and the Irelanders creep up to the room with the Christmas lights around them]
Hannah: Really? That is so interesting.
[Woody and the Irelanders peep into the room and see Hannah playing a tea party with Buzz and her dolls who are headless]
Hannah: Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbit?
Woody: (under his breath) Buzz.
Hannah: It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.
[Hannah has placed a tiny teapot in Buzz's severed arm and pours imaginary tea with it to which Woody and the Irelanders noticed]
Woody: Oh no.
James Jones: How did Buzz's arm come off?
Pinkie Pie: He must have accidentally fallen from the banister and break his arm on the stairs.
[The Irelanders and Woody look at her in surprise]
Woody: How do you guess?
Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch.
Connor Lacey: (rolling his eyes in amusement) Pinkie. Pinkie. Pinkie.
The Mask: Hannah seems like a nice girl to us. Sid did torture her toys as well.
Fireman Sam: Tell me about it.
Chug: But remember, we cannot let anyone see toys alive and not us, even if we're back to big size.
Aviva Corcovado: Got it.
Stick Man: And hopefully she won't include me for her tea party.
Raven Queen: Don't worry, I'm sure Woody has a plan.
Hannah: What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbit. It goes quite well with your head.
[Woody got an idea and clears his throat]
Woody: (in Sid's mother's voice) Hannah! Oh, Hannah!
[Hannah looks up, hearing Woody's voice, thinking it's her mom]
Hannah: Mom? (to her dolls) Please excuse me, ladies. I'II be right back.
[She walks out of her room]
Hannah: What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you?
[Woody and the Irelanders bolt into her room and go to Buzz]
Woody: Buzz! Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?
[Buzz unfreezes and wails in a drunken despair]
Buzz: Gone! It's all go-o-one! All of it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo! See ya!
[Woody and the Irelanders look at his broken arm with curious looks]
Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy... (pointing at other dolls) ...and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters.
[The headless dolls turn and wave at Woody and the Irelanders]
Shi La Won: (giggles with a cheeky grin) Remember getting comfy in the night, Marco?
[Marco shot her a glare like before]
Shi La Won: (clears her throat)
Fu Fu: (chitters)
Marco Polo: I don't like being teased about it, Shi La. You know that.
Aviva Corcovado: Yes. It's not nice to tease someone about things.
Shi La Won: Oh, sorry, Marco.
Marco Polo: That's alright.
Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today. (helping Buzz up) Let's get you out of here, Buzz.
Buzz: Don't you all get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!! (hysterical laughter)
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!
[Woody open his helmet and uses his arm to slap Buzz in the face then politely closes it]
Buzz: (sober) I'm sorry. You're right. I'm just a little depressed that's all. I can get through this.
[They walk out to the hallway. Then Buzz drops to his knees in despair]
Buzz: Oh, I'm a sham!!
Woody: Shhhh! Quiet, Buzz!
Buzz: Look at me! I can't even fly out of a window! But -- the hat looked good. Tell me the hat looked good! The apron is a bit much, it's not my color...
[Woody and the Irelanders look at the window then to Sid's room. They can see Andy's house outside the window]
Woody: Out the window! Buzz, you're a genius.
Applejack: Yee-haw! Now, that's a smart idea!
Connor Lacey: We'II be back at Andy's house and get Woody and Buzz home in no time.
Martin Kratt: Like a talking cat would say, "Everything's gonna turn out purrfect".
[Chris thumbs up]
[Woody pick up the Christmas lights and drag Buzz down the hallway to Sid's room]
Woody: Come on, this way!
Buzz: Years of academy training wasted!
[The scene changes to Andy's room where Mr Potato Head and Hamm are playing with the Battleship game that Andy got for his birthday]
Mr Potato Head: (chuckles) B3.
Hamm: (wearing his hat) Miss. G6.
Mr Potato Head: Ohhh! You sunk it!
Mr Potato Head: Are you peeking?
Hamm: Oh, quit your whining and pay up.
[Mr Potato Head reaches for his ear]
Hamm: No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose. C'mon!
Mr Potato Head: (pulling out his nose; nasally) How 'bout three out of five?
[Woody opens the window and calls out to Mr Potato Head and Hamm]
Woody: Hey guys! Guys! Hey!
[They turn to see Woody and the Irelanders waving to them from Sid's window across from them]
Mr Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody and the Irelanders.
Hamm: They're in the psycho's bedroom!
Ever After High Girls: Hey, guys!
Hamm: (into Andy's bedroom) Everyone, it's Woody! And the Irelanders!
Bo Peep: Woody?
Rex: You're kidding?
Miles: This is going great, guys.
Woody: We're gonna get outta here, Buzz. Buzz?
[He saw Buzz playing with his arm of divebombing a plane with crashing and exploding]
Raven Queen: You've got to snap out of it, Buzz!
Sheriff: You gotta be kidding me.
Rex: Hey, look!
Bo Peep: Woody!
Woody: Boy, am I glad to see you guys!
Slinky: I knew you'd come back, Woody!
Bo Peep: What are you doing over there?
Woody: It's a long story, Bo. I'll explain later. Here, catch this!
[He tosses one end of the Christmas lights towards Andy's window and Slinky catches it with his two front paws]
Slinky: I got it, Woody!
Rex: (overly excited) He got it, Woody!
Woody: Good going, Slink! Now, just, just tie it on to something.
Mr Potato Head: Wait! Wait! I got a better idea! How about we DON'T?!
[He snatches the lights from Slinky]
Bo Peep: Potato Head.
Mr Potato Head: Did you all take stupid pills this morning?! Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here?
[The Irelanders look annoyed[
Woody: No, no, no! You got it all wrong, Potato Head.
Marco Polo: It was an accident!
Connor Lacey: Two things you need to know; Forgive and Forget.
Mewtwo: Besides, he's your leader and no one ever dares try to get rid of their leader.
Woody: Yeah. Besides, Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with us.
Mr Potato Head: You are a liar!
Woody: No, I'm not!
Applejack: Yeah! I know honestly since it's my element and Woody's telling the truth!
Woody: Yeah. (to Buzz) Buzz, come over here and you just tell the nice toys that you're not dead.
[Buzz isn't listening. He's too busy peeling off the sticker off his wrist communicator, crumples it up and growls]
Woody: Just a sec. Buzz, Will you get up here and give us a hand?
[Buzz throws his broken arm up to them]
Woody: (insincerely) Ha ha. That's very funny, Buzz. (exploding) This is serious!!
Blade Ranger: Still depressed huh. Oh bother.
Rex: Hey, Woody. Where'd ya go?
Mr Potato Head: He's lying! Buzz ain't there.
[The Mask got an idea and whisper it to Woody who punches him playfully in the elbow as if to say "Good idea"]
Woody:(forced casualness) Oh, hi Buzz! Why don't you say "hello" to the guys over there?
[He make Buzz's arm move while hiding the end of it from the toys' sight]
Woody: (imitating Buzz's voice) Hi ya, fellas. To infinity and beyond!
Rex: Hey look! It's Buzz!
Woody: (shaking the arm's hand) Yeah, hey Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!
Hamm: (irritated) Something's screwy here.
Station Officer Steele: Let's hope this works.
Connor Lacey: It's working, Woody. Keep it up!
Woody: So, you see? We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz? (as Buzz) You bet. Gimme a hug.
[Woody makes Buzz's arm grasp him for a hug]
Woody: Ha, ha, oh, I love you, too.
Spike: (giggles quietly at Woody's antics)
Slinky: See? It is Buzz. Now give back the lights, Potato Head.
Mr Potato Head: Wait just a minute. What are you trying to pull?!
[He shrugs, accidentally revealing Buzz's broken arm to the toys which makes them recoil in horror and Bo Peep scream in fright. Woody realizes his mistake and tries to hide it but it's too late]
Irelanders: Uh, oops?
[Rex put his hands to his mouth and turns away to barf]
Hamm: Oh, that is disgusting!
Mr Potato Head: (raging furious) Murderer!
Woody: No! No, no, no, no!
Mr Potato Head: You murdering dog!
Woody: No, it's not what you think, I swear!
Spider Man: Yeah! It might be an accident or something!
Mr Potato Head: Save it for the jury. I hope Sid pulls your voice-box out, ya creep!
[He let go of the lights, making them fall down]
Woody: No! No! Don't leave! Don't leave! You've gotta help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!
Martin Kratt: Yeah! Come on!
Mr Potato Head: Come on. Let's get out of here.
Hamm: Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over.
[They, Bo and Rex leave the window except Slinky]
Woody: Come back! Slink! Slink, please! Please! Listen to me!
[Slinky just looks sad and pulls the blinds down to shut
Woody: No! No! Come back! SLI-I-I-INKYYY!!
[Thunder rumbles as dark clouds appear over head]
Dash Parr: (to their chance of getting back to Andy's ruined) Darn it!
Connor Lacey: We were so close!
Raphael: We're so gonna squash that potato for his mutiny.
Spike: He's plastic so he can't technically be squashed.
Raphael: Just saying but we'II make him pay for it.
Spike: How? By pulling his parts out?
Raphael: That and beat him up by punches.
Raven Queen: He's plastic, Raph.
Ralphael: I know but still.
[As Woody slumps on the windowstill in defeat, he and the Irelanders heard some noises behind them. They turn to see the mutant toys converging around Buzz]
Woody and Irelanders: Buzz!
[They hurry off the table and over to the mutant toys]
Woody: Go away, you disgusting freaks!
[Babyface turns over and grabs Buzz's arm with her erector-set pinchers to which Woody is shielding himself and have a tug-o-war over it]
Woody: Alright back! Back, you cannibals!
[Woody loses his grip and falls back, hitting the wall. Buzz is swarmed by the mutant toys. Woody and the Irelanders run over to them with anger]
Woody: He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you monsters!
[He and the Irelanders furiously throws the mutant toys aside. Then as Buzz is revealed, he have his arm reattached to him]
Woody: Hey?! Hey, they fixed you!
Martin Kratt: Wait, what?
[Woody move Buzz's arm to see if what he saw is true]
Woody: But -- but they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys.
[The mutant toys step back to reveal Janie and the Pterodactyl who have been repaired as well with tape around their repaired necks and heads. The mutant toys look innocently at Woody and the Irelanders]
Connor Lacey: Guess we've jumped to the wrong conclusion, guys. These guys aren't killers. They're fixers.
Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe we were too scared to even realize their true intentions.
Fireman Sam: They were trying to fix them and Buzz.
Woody: Uh...sorry. I...I thought that you were gonna... (laughs nervously) ...you know, eat my friend.
[The mutant toys immediately retreat to the dark shadows of Sid's room]
Woody: Hey! No, no, wait! Hey! What's wrong?
Sid's Mom: Sid?
[Woody and the Irelanders look to the door where they heard Sid's voice]
Sid: Not now, Mom, I'm BUSY!
Koki: We might have known.
Rainbow Dash: We gonna hide before he sees us.
Miles: Come on!
[Woody tries to pick up the still depressed Buzz, but he just went limp]
Woody: Buzz! C'mon, get up! Use your legs!
[He tried dragging Buzz to the table but the progress is very slow]
Woody: Fine. Let Sid trash you. But don't blame me.
[He and the Irelanders leave Buzz sitting alone in the middle of the floor and hides under a milk crate just as Sid bursts in carrying a box]
Sid: It came! It finally came!
[He went over to his workbench and rip open the package]
Sid: (reverently) The big one.
[He pulls out a big rocket which has THE BIG ONE written on the side of it]
Sid: (reading the rocket label) "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." COOL... (looks around) What am I gonna blow? Man...hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
[He spots the milk crate on the floor and picks it up but Woody and the Irelanders have hidden themselves on the top of it. Sid steps on Buzz's laser, beeping it. He look down
Sid: Yes! I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit. Ha-ha.
[He straps Buzz to the rocket and put a toolbox on the milk crate, making Woody and the Ire
Sid: Oh, no...
[He goes to the window. Sullenly, he smacks his head against the window]
Sid: Aw, man!
[Woody breathes out with relief at this as do the Irelanders. Sid's face brightens up as he look at B
Sid: (as Newscaster) Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site. Tomorrow's forecast...
[He smacks Buzz down on the desk and winds his alarm clock up]
Sid: Sunny. Ha-ha-ha. Sweet dreams.
[Back in his room, Andy is awake in bed]
Andy's Mom: I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.
Andy:(groggy) But what if we leave them behind?
Andy's Mom: Oh, don't worry, honey, I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
[She kisses Andy and turns off the light. A box starts bouncing around]
Rex: (muffled) Aaaah! I need air!
[He pops out and spits out packing styrofoam peanuts]
Rex: (relieved) Aa-a-a-a-ah! (COUGH)
Mr Potato Head: Will you quit moving around?!
Rex: I'm sorry. It's just that I get so nervous before I travel.
Mr Potato Head: How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving buddy?
[He went back inside]
Rex: (following Potato Head) Everyone else was picked.
[Bo watches as Andy sleeps, clutching his cowboy h
Bo Peep: Oh, Woody, if only you could see how much Andy misses you.
[Thunder RUMBLES as rain pours down outside Sid's house. Sid is asleep and Woody is struggling to get out from under the crate]
Woody: Ps-s-s-s-t! Psst! Hey, Buzz!
[Buzz just sits there. Woody grab a stray washer and fling it at Buzz. It hits his helmet. Buzz looks up]
Woody: Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this tool box off me.
[Buzz looks away again]
Finn McMissile: He's still feeling depressed about knowing the truth.
Mayday: No kidding.
Woody: Oh, come on, Buzz. I...Buzz, we can't do this without you. We need your help.
Buzz: I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody: Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get us out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.
Buzz: Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Well, Andy's house isn't as creepy as this one and he doesn't make mutant toys.
Woody: Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.
Buzz: No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. (looking at himself) You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.
Raven Queen: You're not stupid or insignificant, Buzz.
Woody: Raven's right. Being a toy is a lot better than being a, a Space Ranger.
Buzz: Yeah, right.
Woody: No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy.
Buzz: But why would Andy want me?
Woody: Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that -- that whoosh thing -- you are a COOL toy.
Applejack: Woody's right. Every kid who would wants you would be lucky to have you.
Connor Lacey: Yeah. You are a very popular toy, Buzz.
Woody: (depressed) As a matter of fact you're too cool. I mean -- I mean what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I can do is...
[He pull his pull-string]
Woody's Voice Box: There's a snake in my boot.
Woody: Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you?
[Buzz look up at Woody in surprise]
Woody: I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[He slumps dejectedly against the crate, his back to Buzz. Buzz lifts his foot and look at Andy's name written on it. He understands what being a toy is all about; to being joy and happiness to a kid. He look at Woody with determination in his eyes. Koki saw Shi La looking at the sky with a sad look on her face]
Koki: Shi La? Are you okay, sweetheart?
Shi La: (sighs) No.
Koki: What's wrong?
Shi La: I miss Hiro.
Koki: Oh, sweetie. I miss him too. But just because you two are separated doesn't mean you won't see him again.
Shi La: I know, Koki. But I'm worried for one thing. What if he's forgotten all about me?
[A small tear run down her eye]
Koki: There, there, Shi La. [brings out a tissue and wipes the tear away]
Stick Man: Pardon me for asking but how special is Hiro to you, Shi La?
Shi La: I've known him for a long time ever since we met in Japan which is close to my home in China. He's my BJFF.
[Aisling look confused]
Aisling: What does that mean?
Shi La: Best Japanese Friend Forever?
Shi La: Before I met Marco, Luigi, Connor and the Irelanders, Hiro was the only one who I ever have by my side.
[The song My Best Japanese Friend Forever starts playing]
[Shi La Won]
- When I was just so young, I found it rather silly
- To see how many other people I could meet
[A flashback to when Shi La is a little girl in China with Fu Fu]
- I had Fu Fu with me
- Didn't think that I would ever need
- Other people to make my life complete
- [Shi La accidentally bumps into an engine's buffer and steps back and looks up to see Hiro standing in front of her looking mad. He then smiles. Shi La smiles back]
- But there was one engine I cared for
- I knew he would be there for me
- My best Japanese friend forever
- Like two peas in a pod we did everything together
- [It then shows Hiro teaching Shi La to handle his controls in his cab]
- He taught me how to handle his brakes
- Best friends forever
- We never even had a single fight
- We did everything together
- We shared our hopes
- We shared our dreams
- [It shows Shi La watching Hiro leaves on a ship for Sodor with sadness]
- I miss him more than I realized
- It seems...
- [Aviva Corcovado, Koki, Violet, Raven Queen and Aisling]
- Your best Japanese friend forever
- Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together
- [Shi La]
- And though we're still separated,
- I hoped that he would stay
- My best Japanese friend
[The flashback ends as Koki places a comforting hand on Shi La's shoulder]
Koki: Shi La, Hiro will never forget you.
Twilight Sparkle: (to Aisling) I often miss my BBFF, Big Brother Best Friend, Shining Armor, in Canterlot when I move to Ponyville but that doesn't stop me from focusing on what lies ahead.
Aisling: I see.
Marco Polo: Koki's right, Shi La. Friends never forget each other. I bet Hiro's possibly thinking about you right now.
Connor Lacey: Yeah. Don't be all sad just because you two are separated.
Koki: Just hope that someday you will see him again and that you two will catch up on recent events.
Fu Fu: (chitters)
[That cheers Shi La up with a smile and she hugs Koki]
Shi La: Thanks, Koki. You're really are a great sister figure to me along with Aviva.
Koki: You're welcome, Shi La. I'm glad to have you as a little sister figure.
Aviva Corcovado: So am I.
[Shi La smiles warmly at her two big sister figures]
Violet Parr: That's so sweet.
Applejack: Now if only we can cheer up someone else.
Mewtwo: Yes. Buzz.
Applejack: And Woody.
[She gestures to Woody who is still looking depressed about not be able to compete with Buzz any more]
Connor Lacey: Poor guy.
Woody: Listen, Buzz, forget about us. You should get outta here while you can.
[There's silence. Woody and the Irelanders turn to see that Buzz is gone]
Fireman Sam: He's gone.
Rod: Looks like we're doomed.
[Woody looks sad and bows his head, accepting his fate when there's a cluttering noise up above. He and The Irelanders look up to see Buzz on top of the milk crate, trying to push the toolbox off]
Woody: Buzz!! What are you doing? We thought you were --
Buzz: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing. (strains)
Woody: Yes, sir!
Connor Lacey: Come on, guys, let's give them some help.
Irelanders: Okay, Connor.
[They, Woody and Buzz began to push the toolbox and the milk crate but it's slow pr
Woody: (strained) Come on, Buzz! We can do it!
[Then as they strain, Woody, Buzz and Irelanders heard a rumble noise. They look out the window to see the moving van arriving outside Andy's house]
Buzz: Guys. It's the moving van.
Twilight Sparkle: We've gotta hurry.
Woody: We've got to get out of here...NOW.
[Buzz braces himself between the toolbox and the wall. Using his legs, Buzz pushes the toolbox and it starts to move. Woody and the Irelanders saw that with every shove Buzz gives to the tool chest, the milkcrate begins to edge out on the lip of the desk]
Woody: C'mon, Buzz.
[Finally there's a gap wide enough for Woody and the Irelanders to jump through]
[He and the Irelanders drops down to the floor below]
Woody: Buzz! Hey! We're out!
[Buzz didn't hear him and continues to push the toolbox (and milk crate) farther out]
Buzz: (grunts) Almost there!
[Woody and The Irelanders look up just in time to see the toolbox and the milk crate topple towards them]
Woody: (nervous laugh)
[The toolbox falls on Woody and the Irelanders. Buzz look towards Sid who stirs]
Sid: (in his sleep) I wanna ride the pony...
[He remains asleep. Buzz sigh with relief and went over to the edge of the workbench and peers over to look down to see if his friends are okay]
Buzz: Woody? Guys? Are you alright?!
[Woody lifts the toolbox off him and the Irelanders]
Woody: (punch-drunk) No, we're fine. We're OK.
[Then Sid's alarm clock rang, making Woody and the Irelanders duck under the toolbox and Buzz freezes. The alarm clock fell off the desk and onto the floor with a crash. Sid sits up groggily for a second then his eyes widen, remembering his bad plan to blow Buzz up with the rocket]
Sid: Oh, yeah! Time for lift-off!
[He jumps out of bed, grabs Buzz and bolts out of his room]
Sid: To infinity and beyond! Whoo-hoo!
[Woody and the Irelanders run towards the door and catches it just in time before it closes. But as they open the door, Scud appears and runs towards them. Quickly, they shut the door on Scud]
Woody: Aaah! Back! Back! Down! Down!
Dusk: That's a close one.
Marco Polo: But how are we gonna rescue Buzz with that dog in the way?
Connor Lacey: I don't know.
Woody: (out of breath; to himself) Okay, what do I do? Come on Woody, think!
[He looks around and saw the mutant toys]
[The mutant toys retreat to hide from him and the Irelanders]
Woody: No, no, no! Wait! Wait! Listen! Please! There's a good toy down there and he's -- he's going to be blown to bits in a few minutes all because of me. I've gotta save him! (pause) -- But I need your help.
[Babyface timidly creeps out from under the bed]
Woody: Please. He's my friend. He's the only one I've got.
[Babyface crawls out and taps a code on the bedpost. The other mutant toys come out of hiding and come over to Woody and the Irelanders]
Woody: (to Babyface) Thank you.
Twilight Sparkle: So, what's the plan, Woody?
Woody: (to the others) Okay. I think I know what to do. We're going to have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody.
[The scene changes to Andy's now fully empty and former bedroom where the movers are moving the boxes of Andy's toys out of it. A forlorn Andy holds his cowboy hat and Buzz's cardboard spaceship in his hands and with a sad sigh, he walks out of the room, unaware that next door, Sid is carrying materials under his arm from his shed]
Sid: (as Astronaut) Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control. Launch pad is being constructed! Heh-heh.
[He puts the stuff down next to Buzz who is still inanimate. Outside Sid's door, Scud is planted, poised to strike anything that comes out. In the room, Woody, The Irelanders and the mutant toys are planning to rescue Buzz]
Woody: All right, listen up. I need Pump Boy here -- Ducky here. Legs?
[Legs, a fishing rod with doll's legs, step forward]
Woody: You're with Ducky. (to the others) RollerBob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear?
[The mutant toys nodded in agreement]
Woody: OK. Let's move!
[The Irelanders and the mutant toys split up. Scud barks, hearing the commotion. Legs and Ducky, Mark and Bucky open the face plate off a heating grate and run inside the duct. They went down the duct and found a intersection. Ducky saw the right tunnel and quacks to Legs, Mark and Bucky to follow him and they went down the right tunnel. Woody hops onto RollerBob, a skateboard with a solider's upper torso tied to the front]
Woody: Wind the frog.
[A toy car with hands and feet winds up a frog with wheels instead of legs. Ducky, Legs, Mark and Bucky move towards a junction box in front of them. Hand-in-the-Box, a jack-in-the-box with a monster hand glove grabs the doorknob. Back in the rafters, Ducky and Legs lift the loose junction box which is attached to the porch light up into the rafters. Ducky stick his head out of the hole to see if the coast is clear. In the room, the other mutant toys are waiting for Ducky to give them the signal]
Woody: Wait for the signal.
[Ducky put Legs' hook onto his neck and Legs lower him down to the door. Ducky began swinging back and forth to reach the doorbell til with a big swing, he reaches the doorbell and rings it, thus signaling the other mutant toys and Woody]
[Hand-in-the-Box opens the door and the car with hands let go of the frog with wheels. It speeds out of the room and past Scud who began to chase it]
Woody: Alright, let's go. Now!
[RollerBob uses his arms to move his skateboard, The Irelanders, Woody and the other mutant toys out of the room. Downstairs, Hannah approaches the door]
Hannah: I'm coming. I'm coming.
[She touches the doorknob. Bucky sees it]
Bucky (Robocar Poli): Ducky, someone's coming!
Mark (Robocar Poli): Freeze!
[Ducky freezes just as Hannah opens the door. There's no one there. She didn't even see Ducky on the porch in front of her. Scud chases the frog downstairs. The frog races in between Hannah's legs and into Ducky's hands. Legs lifts Ducky and the frog out of the way just as Scud bursts through the door onto the porch, knocking Hannah over in the process]
Ducky: (quacks with laughter)
[He and Legs put the porch light back in place as Scud barks up at them, realizing that he's been duped. Hannah gets back up]
Hannah: Stupid dog!
[She slams the door in Scud's face and went down the hall. Woody, the Irelanders and the mutant toys flew down the stairs and through the kitchen towards a dog door in front of them]
Woody: Lean back!
[The Irelanders and mutants push back, causing RollerBob to do a wheelie and they fly through the dog door and catapult into the bushes. Woody, the Irelanders and the mutant toys peeks out of the bushes to see Buzz still standing inanimate strapped to the launchpad. Sid is still in his toolshed, doing voices of Huston and an astronaut]
Sid: (AS ASTRONAUT) Uh, Mission Control...is the launchpad construction complete? (simulated static) Uh, Roger, rocket is now secured to guide wire. We are currently obtaining the...ignition sticks. Countdown will commence momentarily. Stand by --(simulated static)
[Legs, Ducky, Frog, Mark and Bucky slide into the yard from a drain pipe. They exchange a thumbs-up with Woody and Connor before hurrying to their positions]
Woody: Let's go.
Connor Lacey: Places, everyone.
[The Irelanders and the mutant toys spread out to their positions]
Sid: Hey, Mom?! Where are the matches? Oh, oh, wait, here they are. Nevermind...
[Woody ran towards Buzz who saw him]
Buzz: (whispers) Woody?! Great! Help me out of this thing!
Woody: (whispers) It's OK. Everything's under control.
[He goes limp and falls to the ground, confusing Buzz]
Buzz: Woody?! What are you doing?!
[Sid came out of his toolshed and Buzz freezes]
Sid: (AS ASTRONAUT) Houston, all systems are go. Requesting permission to launch -- (spotting Woody) Hey! How'd you get out here?
[He picks Woody up and look at him for a moment]
Sid: Oh, well, you and I can have a cookout later. Ha-ha-ha...
[He puts Woody on a barbecue grill and put a match in his holster then turn back to Buzz to proceed with his plan]
Sid: Houston, do we have permission to launch? -- (simulated static) Uh, Roger, permission granted. You are confirmed at T minus 10 seconds...
[The mutant toys scrambled to their hiding places as Sid light a match]
Sid: ...and counting. Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two!... One!...
[He grins menacingly as he moves the match to the fuse, ready to light it when........]
Woody's Voice Box: Reach for the sky.
[He turns to see Woody still on on the barbecue grill, lifeless except for the sound coming from his voice box]
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
[He walks over to Woody and picks him up]
Woody: Somebody's poisoned the water hole...
Sid: It's busted.
[He raise Woody up, about to throw him away......]
Woody's Voice Box: Who are you callin' busted, Buster?!
[Sid stops short and looks at Woody confused]
Woody's Voice Box: That's right. I'm talking to YOU, Sid Phillips.
[As Woody's voice box continues to talk, Sid look at his pull string. It isn't moving. Sid gets increasingly frightened and confused]
Woody's Voice Box: We don't like being blown up, Sid, or smashed, or ripped apart...
Woody's Voice Box: That's right. Your toys.
[A red doll rise from a sandbox calling Mama. A pick-up truck toy emerges from the sandbox too. Mud-covered soldiers rises from some puddles and began to move towards Sid who back up in fright. Buzz unfreezes and watch in amazement. The alien who Scud chewed up earlier, appears from a dog bowl and join in the fray. Legs lower Babyface down onto Sid's head, making him scream in terror. Hand-in-the-Box grabs him by the leg and RollerBob and Janie approach him. Sid found himself getting surrounded by his toys. The Irelanders appears to him as
Woody's Voice Box: From now on, you must take good care of your toys! Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. We toys can see everything.
[Woody's inanimate head rotates around 360 degrees then came to life much to Sid's horror]
Woody: (regular voice) So play nice.
[Sid screams in horror and runs away, dropping Woody]
[Woody, Connor, the Irelanders and the mutant toys cheer]
Woody: (delighted) Ha-ha! We did it! We did it! YES!!!
[Inside, Hannah is coming downstairs with a doll when Sid rushes in]
Sid: The toys! The toys are alive!
[He sees Hannah's doll and recoils a bit]
Sid: N-N-Nice toy...
[Hannah, sensing Sid's fear and found a opportunity to get back at him for what he did to Janie and her toys, suddenly thrusts the doll into Sid's face. He screams and runs upstairs, sobbing with Hannah chasing him, taunting him with the doll]
Hannah: What's wrong, Sid?! Don't you want to play with Sally?!
[Outside, the mutant toys and Irelanders continue celebrating and congratulating each
Connor Lacey: Well, that'II teach Sid a lesson.
Fireman Sam: And hopefully, he won't be playing with matches any more and learns that it's one thing he must never do.
Twilight Sparkle: Too right, Sam.
Woody: Nice work, fellahs. Good job. Comin' out of the ground -- what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.
[Woody turns around and sees Buzz who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody]
[They share a smile as they shake hands, beginning their friendship when they heard a car horn and they turn to see Andy and his family getting into the car]
Andy's Mom: Everybody say, "Bye, house."
Buzz: Guys! The van!
Andy: (depressed) Bye, house.
Marco Polo: They're about to leave!
Spud the Scarecrow: Oh, no! We better get over there quick!
Connor Lacey: Come on!
[Woody quickly hoist Buzz off the pole he was tied to]
Woody: (to mutant toys) We gotta run! Thanks, guys.
[With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys and Irelanders sprint to the fence. Woody peeks out to see Andy's van's engine roaring, starting up]
[Woody and the Irelanders easily slips through the slats in the fence, but Buzz's rocket got him stuck. Woody climb to the rear bumper of the van then realizes Buzz's movement is silent. He looks back to discover that Buzz is stuck to the fence]
Buzz: Just go! I'll catch up!
[Woody looks between Buzz and the van then made a decision. He jumped down and ran back to Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys and Irelanders ran out to the street but the van is already driving away down the street]
Dash Parr: Aw, we missed 'em!
[Then they heard a rumble and they look back to see the moving truck rolling towards them]
Woody, Buzz and Irelanders: Aaaah!
[They duck down to avoid been hit by the truck as it rolls over them. After it passes, they start to chase it]
Buzz: Come on!
[Scud is lying on the front porch when he perks up, seeing Woody, Buzz and the Irelanders running down the street after the moving truck. He growls, wanting to get back at them for duping him. Buzz runs faster than Woody and leap for a strap which is dangling from the back of the truck and grabs it to climb up to the bumper. Woody struggles to reach the strap but it keeps being out of reach]
Buzz: You can do it, Woody!
[Woody jumps and grabs the strap]
Woody: Whew, I made it!
[Luigi sees what Buzz is seeing]
Luigi Bellini: Uh, guys? Look!
[Woody and the Irelanders look back to see Scud running towards them]
Irelanders: (gasps) SCUD!
[Scud bite on Woody's foot]
Woody: (kicking Scud with his other foot) Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down!
[Scud began to drag Woody down to the end of the strap]
Buzz: Hold on, Woody!
Woody: I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!
[Buzz jumps off of the truck and onto Scud's snout. He pull Scud's eyelids and snap them hard. Scud yelps in pain, letting go of Woody. He bucks wildly with Buzz still on him]
Twilight Sparkle: We've gotta help him.
[Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and strains to get it open. Just then, the moving truck and the family van stop at the traffic lights. Woody slams into the door, making it slide up, carrying him with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he saw a box marked ANDY'S TOYS. Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz tumbles under a parked car. Scud runs to the car but can't get to Buzz due to the car too big for him to fit under. Woody open the box and inside is Slinky, Rex, Mr Potato Head and Hamm]
Rex: Are we there already?
Slinky: Woody?! How'd you --
[Woody push the box to the side and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys poke their heads out]
Hamm: What's going on? What's he taking?
Woody: Ah-hah! There you are!!
[The toys watch in confusion as Woody took out RC and his remote control out of the box]
Mr Potato Head: Hey! What's he doing?
[Woody runs to the back of the truck and kicks RC out onto the street, making the toys scream in horror]
Rex: He's at it again!
[Woody turn on the remote and send RC to the parked car, pasting Scud on the way. RC's motor whirrs happily at Buzz being OK and Buzz smiles at him]
[The traffic light turned green, allowing the moving truck and Andy's family van to drive on]
Mr Potato Head: Get them!
[The toys pour out of their boxes and charge towards Woody and the Irelanders]
Applejack: [gasps] Woody, look out!
[Woody look back, gasps and quickly turn the wheel on the remote, making RC zoom with Buzz on board him towards the truck with Scud in hot pursuit. Woody and the Irelanders steer the remote while trying to fend off the angry toys]
Woody: Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no!
[Scud continues chasing Buzz and RC down the street, nearly close to chomp on him. In the truck, Rocky lifts Woody and spin him around in circles]
Woody: No, no, no! Wait! (as Rocky spins him) Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[RC suddenly starts going around in circles because of the remote going around in Woody's hand]
Buzz: (spinning) Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[Rocky throws Woody to the floor, making RC going straight again with Scud still chasing him and Buzz clinging to him. Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody]
Hamm: Pig pile!!
[The impact makes RC jumps into the air and back onto the road. Buzz lands on RC, facing backwards. The traffic lights turn red and the wall of cross traffic move from both directions. Buzz looks back to see the lines of traffic in front of him]
[He and RC drives straight into the lines of traffic with Scud blindly following them. Scud saw a car slamming on it's brakes on his side and went wide-eyed, realizing his mistake and skids to stop. The car swerves to avoid Scud and crashes into another car. Buzz and RC zipped through before the other cars collide with each other. Soon there is a multi-car pile up that encircles Scud, trapping him. He runs back and forth, trying to find a way out while people in their cars honk their horns at each other and shouting at each other]
Woman: Get out of that car!
Man: Move it!
[Buzz look up to see the crash and let out a sigh of relief, both for getting away from Scud and avoid getting hit by the cars. Back on the truck, Connor and the others are still fighting the toys with Rocky holding Woody (still holding the remote) above his head and walk towards the open door]
Connor Lacey: Stop! You have to listen to us!
Shi La Won: Buzz is still alive!
Spike: Please! You have to listen! We're telling the truth!
Woody: Buzz is out there! We've gotta help him!!
[He swung his arm and the remote around, accidentally knocks Mr Potato Head's eyes, mouth and nose off his body and onto the floor]
Mr Potato Head: Toss 'em overboard!
Woody: No, no, no, wait!
[The toys throw Woody and the Irelanders out into the road. The toys cheered as the truck rolled away]
Mr Potato Head: So long Woody!
Mewtwo: [growls but remaining calm] What's it got to take to make them believe us?!
Sheriff: I'm not sure but one of these days I'll throw that potato in the impound!
Raphael: Told ya we are so squashing that potato.
Everyone else: He's plastic!
Raphael: Just saying.
Marco Polo: (look back and gasps) GUYS, LOOK OUT!
[The others and Woody look back and saw a blue car coming towards them. They duck down to avoid getting hit as the car passes over them. Shaken, Woody and the Irelanders gets up when Buzz and RC come racing up behind them]
Buzz: Who-o-o-oa! Woody!
[RC sweeps up Woody and the Irelanders and keep driving. Woody and the Irelanders found themselves sitting in front of Buzz still holding the remaining pieces]
Woody: Well, thanks for the ride.
Buzz: (pointing ahead) Look out!!
[They see that they're about to slam into the rear tire of the car in front of them. Woody screams and quickly turns the wheel on the remote to make a hard left, missing the tire. RC swerves under the car]
Woody: Now let's catch up to that truck!
[He flick the switch from ON to TURBO and RC speeds up towards the moving truck. The toys are busy congratulating one another when Lenny glances out of the back and spots Woody, The Irelanders and Buzz]
Lenny: Guys! Guys! Woody and the Irelanders are riding RC! And Buzz is with them!
[The toys rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo lifts Lenny up to look through him]
Bo Peep: It is Buzz! Woody, Connor and the Irelanders were telling the truth!
[The toys including Mr Potato Head gasp in shock and horrified at what they have done]
Slinky: What have we done?!
Rex: Great. Now I have guilt.
Woody: We're almost there.
[RC is gaining on the moving truck]
Bo Peep: Rocky, the ramp!
[Rocky rush over to a lever on the side of the back. The sign above it reads "RAMP: UP/DOWN." Rocky push down the lever and the ramp starts to lower down. Woody, Buzz and the Irelanders look up to see the ramp about to come down on top of them]
Woody: Look out!!
[RC sped back just before the ramp slams down into the road. Sparks flew from the metal, scraping the road]
Slinky: (to other toys) Quick! Hold on to my tail!
[Mr Potato Head and Rex grab on to Slinky's tail, allowing Slinky's front end to jump off the truck and onto the ramp. Slinky lean forward with his paw stretch out to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's paw. They grab hold of each other]
Mr Potato Head: That a boy, Slink!!
[Then all of a sudden, RC starts to slow down, pulling Slinky's front end off the ramp]
[His slinky middle began to stretch and the other toys look worried]
Slinky: Woody! Speed up!
Woody: (to Buzz) Speed up!
Buzz: The batteries! They're running out!
Connor Lacey: (in Skipper's voice) Dead batteries?!
Chris Kratt: Oh, no!
Pinkie Pie: We're losing power!
[RC's headlight eyes sag as he slows down even more. As Slinky continues to stretching, RC began to weave side-to-side like a water skier]
Slinky: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Inside the family van, Molly look at the sideview mirror and saw RC with Woody, Buzz and the Irelanders in it before they back out of view. Molly squeals with delight by the sight of what she saw. With Slinky's mid-section stretched to the limit, he began to lose his grip on Woody]
Slinky: I can't hold on much longer!
Woody: Slink! Hang on!
[Slinky's paws slips out of Woody's hands, sending his front shooting back into the truck and knocking over the toys]
[RC slows down and sputters to a stop. The Irelanders, Woody and Buzz watch in vain as the family van and moving truck disappear down the street. A cuckoo bird's chirps
Woody: (sarcastic) Great!
[Buzz drops the remote in sadness]
Jimmy Z: (in Mushu's voice) That's just great! Now what? We're doomed! And all because RC's batteries just has to run out when we're getting back onto the truck!
Violet Parr: This is just great!
Raphael: We were this close to teach that potato a lesson for jumping to conclusions and turning against Woody!
Leonardo: Well, look where that got us!
Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do?
Fluttershy: Uh... panic?
Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!
Applejack: Well, we can't just sit here doing nothing!
Pinkie Pie: They'II become lost toys!
Twilight Sparkle: They are lost toys!
Pinkie Pie: Give them time.
[Buzz look back at the rocket which is still attached to his back which gives him an idea]
Buzz: Woody! The rocket!
Woody: The match!
[He pull out the match from his holster that Sid had put there earlier]
Woody: Yes! Thank you, Sid!
[Wood runs around behind Buzz, strikes the match against RC's back tire and is about to light the fuse when a car whizzes over them, blowing out the match. Woody looks stunned at this, clenched the match in his hands and falls prostrate to the ground]
Woody: No-o-o! No-no-no-no! No-o-o!
[Unable to watch a cowboy cry, Buzz bows his head, causing his helmet to block the sun from Woody. As Buzz's shadow moves over him, Woody stop sobbing and suddenly saw a white dot on his hand which is the same dot generated from Sid's magnifying glass. Seeing that Buzz's helmet aims the sunlight on his hand, Woody got an idea. He leaps up, grab Buzz's helmet and aligns it so the sunlight touches the fuse]
Buzz: Woody?! What are you doing?
Woody: Hold still, Buzz!
[The fuse lights]
Buzz: You did it! Next stop. Andy.
[Then Woody stops smiling, remembering something]
Woody: Wait a minute...I just lit a rocket. Rockets explo --
[The rocket fires, making RC go super fast, passing car after car. Woody's face starts wagging by the speed as the moving truck appears ahead of them. The toys gather around Slinky who has his spring splayed out in his middle]
Slinky: I shoulda held on longer.
[Lenny look out of the back and saw Woody, Buzz, RC and the Irelanders zooming up to them]
Lenny: Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz! Comin' up fast!
[The rocket is so strong that it began to lift The Irelanders, Woody and Buzz into the air. Woody manages to hold on to RC but not for long as he forces to lose his grip, sending RC towards the moving van]
Rex: Take cover!!
[The toys ran out of the way. Only Mr Potato Head remains standing as RC smash into him, sending his parts flying. The rocket carries Woody, Buzz and the Irelanders higher and higher]
Woody: Ahhh!! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz: Not today!
[He presses the red button which open his wings which breaks through the tape that holds him to the rocket. The toys and Irelanders separate from the rocket just before it explodes. The toys and Irelanders plummet towards the ground]
Woody: (covering his eyes) Ah-h-h-h-h!
[Just then Buzz banks under some power lines. Woody takes a peek and he along with the Irelanders saw that they're flying]
Woody: Hey, Buzz!! You're flying!!
Buzz: This isn't flying. This is falling -- with style!
Woody: Ha ha!! To Infinity and Beyond!!
James Jones: (in Private's voice) Who said toys can't fly?
[They soar towards the moving truck but then they flew over it, much to Woody and the Irelanders' confusion]
Woody: Uh, Buzz?! We missed the truck!
Buzz: We're not aiming for the truck!
[Woody and the Irelanders look to see that they're gaining on the family van. They fly over to the sun roof and then drop into the car. Before anyone notices, Woody and Buzz land in a open box in the back seat, next to Andy while the Irelanders hide behind the seat. Andy look over to see a limp Woody and Buzz inside the box]
Andy: Hey! Wow!
Andy's Mom: What? What is it?
Andy: (picking up the toys) Woody! Buzz!
Andy's Mom: Oh, great, you found them. Where were they?
Andy: Here! In the car!
Andy's Mom: See? Now, what did I tell you? Right where you left them.
[Andy hug his favourite toys happily. Woody and Buzz give each other a knowing wink before they resume freezement. Months later, it's Christmas in Andy's new house. In the living room, Andy, his mom and Molly are around the Christmas tree, opening presents]
Andy: Which one can I open first?
Andy's Mom: Let's let Molly open one.
[In the Christmas tree, Sarge is using his binoculars to spy on them. His soldiers turn on the baby monitor to which they're holding in the branches. The other monitor plays on Andy's night stand]
Sarge: (over the monitor) Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.
[Buzz now with his helmet permanently opened, is sitting on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the nightstand. They listen to the monitor]
Hamm: (to the room) Hey, heads up everybody! It's showtime.
[The toys, Irelanders and Woody are mingling together like a typical office Christmas party]
Rex: Oh! It's time!
[The toys and Irelanders stop dancing and hurried over to the monitor. Woody is about to follow when Bo grabs him with her crook]
Woody: Whoooooah! Oh! Bo! (rubbing his neck) There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
Bo Peep: Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
[Bo points her crook upwards to her sheep with mistletoe in their mouths]
Woody: Say, isn't that mistletoe?
[Bo drops her crook, dips Woody and kisses him]
Marco Polo: Just like you and me, Shi La.
Shi La Won: Yep.
[The two of them smiles warmly]
[The toys are congregated below the monitor this time with excitement instead of fear this time]
Rex: (to Slinky) Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf-eater. That way, I could play the, uh, dominant predator. Ha ha ha!
[Slinky laughs with him]
Buzz: Quiet everyone, quiet!
Sarge: (over monitor) Molly's first present i-i-is...Mrs.Potato Head. Repeat. A Mrs. Potato Head.
[Mr Potato Head looks overjoyed]
Hamm: Way to go, Idaho!
Mr Potato Head: Gee, I better shave.
[He takes off his moustache piece and flick it away. Woody climbs onto the bed and join Buzz, his face covered in lipstick from Bo kissing him]
Sarge: (over monitor) Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present -- (STATIC)
[Buzz bangs the side of the monitor]
Woody: Buzz. Buzz Lightyear. You are not worried, are you?
Sarge: (over monitor) I can't quite make out -- (STATIC)
Buzz: (defensively) Me? No, no, no, no... (beat) Are you?
Woody: (laughing) Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?!
Andy: Oh, what is it? What is it?
[A barking sound is heard]
Andy: Wow! A puppy!
[Woody and Buzz look at each other in surprise for a sec then share a worried smile. The film ends. Connor Lacey arrives]
Connor Lacey: Well, folks, looks like Woody and Buzz are friends once and for all. But we'll have more fun when we meet Alice and travels to Wonderland while encountering the Queen of Hearts. See you next time.
[He waves as the screen fades to black]