This is the script for The Irelanders Meets Ferdinand.
[The film starts with the The Irelanders' Super Adventures intro then turns over to the 20th Century Fox logo. Scrat runs toward his acorn on a blue surface and hugs it. The surface then tilts making him run to one side to keep it steady. The surface then tilts the other way. Scrat tries to run to balance it but drops his acorn in the process as the surface stands upright. He ends dangling from the Blue Sky logo before falling off it. The scene then changes to white flowers in a field as a bee buzzes around them. A truck rolls past causing the bee to lose his grip on one of the flowers and be spun around until he finally regains control then flies away. The truck rolls into a ranch called Casa De Toro. Three calves named Valiente, Bones and Guapo are running around and headbutting each other close to the stables]
Valiente: Show me what you got!
Bones: Come on, guys! I can do this. Ha, ha, didn't hurt!
[Valiente headbutts Guapo first then Bones knocking him down]
Valiente: Ha, ha! You've got nothing on me, Bones!
Bones: Hey, I'm the best!
[As they resume their fun, a young black calf named Ferdinand sticks his head out of the stable doors]
Ferdinand: Alright, let's do this thing.
[Ferdinand steps back in to get a bucket filled with water then steps out, ducking behind some haybales as Bones runs by]
Bones: You can't catch me!
Valiente: [offscreen] Yeah, run away!
[Ferdinand comes from behind the haybales and carries on but struggles to keep steady as Valiente, Guapo and Bones continue their antics]
Ferdinand: Whoa!
Valiente: Get outta my way!
Ferdinand: Hey! Watch it! Careful. That was close.
Valiente: Is that all you got?
[Ferdinand checks to make sure no one is watching then puts the bucket next to a small red flower growing next to a wheelbarrow]
Ferdinand: Hi, buddy. I told you I'd be back.
[Ferdinand pours some water on the flower before sniffing it]
Ferdinand: Wow.
Valiente: The truck!
Bones: Whoo-hoo!
Valiente: Outta my way, losers!
[Valiente shoves Bones out of his way though he remains upright]
Bones: Hey!
[The three calves run to the wall to see the truck pull in]
Guapo: Guys! Check it out!
Bones: Wow! Cool!
Valiente: Yes! The winner's truck!
Guapo: It's happening today?
Ferdinand: What's happening today?
Valiente: Ugh. Don't you know anything, Ferdinand? If that truck's here, it means the matador's gonna pick a bull.
Ferdinand: Who do you think he's gonna pick?
Valiente: Duh, my dad. And when my horns come in, it'll be my turn.
[A montage of Valiente's older self fighting matadors plays as he speaks]
Valiente: People will come from all over Spain just to see me, the great Valiente! The fiercest bull of all time. I'll take him down big time. Man versus bull. Will it be pretty? No. Will it be awesome? Heck yeah! The crowd'll go nuts, making me a champ! [as the montage ends] I'll spend the rest of my days living like a king.
Guapo: Dream on, Valiente. I'm the one who's getting selected. I'm already working on my victory smile.
[Guapo shows off his smile as it glints in the sunlight]
Valiente: Hey! The matador's here!
Guapo: Where?! Where?! Oh, no! I feel sick! Oh, mama! (gags)
Ferdinand: There's no matador, Guapo.
Guapo: What?
Valiente: (laughs) What a wimp.
Bones: Forget it, Guapo. He's gonna pick me. I'm the fastest, baddest bull around. Wha! Hah! I'm so fast, they won't see me coming.
Valiente: Bones?
Bones: Yeah?
Valiente: You're never gonna get selected. You wanna know why?
Bones: Why?
[Valiente headbutts Bones, knocking him into the wheelbarrow and bucket which fall over]
Valiente: Cause you're a puny bag of bones, Bones.
Bones: (groaning)
Ferdinand: You okay?
Bones: I don't need your help, weirdo. I'm fine!
[He almost steps on Ferdinand's flower]
Ferdinand: Careful!
Valiente: Oh, what have you got there, Ferdinand?
Ferdinand: Uh, [trying to hide the flower] nothing.
Valiente: [imitating Ferdinand] "Uh, nothing".
Ferdinand: Hey! Don't you guys have some more headbutting to do?
Valiente: Nah, this is way more fun. [headbutts Ferdinand out of the way] Can you believe this guy? The matador is gonna pick a bull and all he's worried about is a dumb flower.
[He raises his hoof to step on it, much to Ferdinand's horror]
Ferdinand: Cut it out, Valiente!
Valiente: Make me!
Guapo and Bones: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ferdinand: [backing Valiente away from the flower] I'm not gonna fight you, Valiente.
[He sat down protectively over the flower]
Valiente: Aww, flower bull is scared.
Ferdinand: I'm not scared.
Valiente: Then fight! That's what bulls do!
Ferdinand: You can hit me if you want, but leave the flower alone.
Guapo: You're just gonna let him smack ya?
Bones: What? Where's the fun in that?
Valiente: Whatever. Have your stupid flower.
[Just then, bellowing is heard from the stables and the fathers of the four calves emerge, among them Raf, Ferdinand's father and Everado, Valiente's father, who fight for the lead as they head to the ring to show their skills to the matador]
Bones: The big bulls are going in!
[The bulls continue to make their way to the ring as the calves watch from the fence]
Raf: Wish me luck, Ferdinand.
Ferdinand: Uh, good luck, dad.
[Raf winks at Ferdinand before Everado shoves him aside]
Everado: (grunting)
Valiente: Go get em, Dad!
Guapo: Come on, guys, let's see em over here!
[The calves run to the fence to watch as Raf and Everado fight to get through the door to the ring first]
Everado: Out of my way!
Guapo: Go bulls!
[The bulls charge into the ring and start fighting]
Guapo: Whoo-hoo!
Bones: Whoa!
[Raf and Everado fight each other, hitting each other and trying to push each down. Ferdinand looks to see the matador in the watching booth above]
Valiente: It's the matador! He's gonna pick!
Guapo: (gags) I feel sick! I think I'm gonna hurl! (retches)
[The calves continue their observation. Raf pushes Everado to the ground. The bulls cease fighting and the matador points at Raf who smiles determinedly. Everado, angered that he wasn't chosen, storms off angrily. The calves head off, Valiente glaring at Ferdinand as he leaves. Valiente sees his dad and goes over to him hoping to cheer him up]
Valiente: You'll get 'em next time, Dad.
Everado: Who asked you?
[Valiente looks down sadly but glares at Ferdinand again as he approaches]
Valiente: What are you looking at?
[Valiente storms off leaving behind a sad Ferdinand]
Raf: [as he approaches] Ferdinand! Ah, there you are! [laughs] He picked me! Can you believe it? [lifts Ferdinand up onto his back] Your dad is gonna fight for glory in the ring.
Ferdinand: You really have to go?
Raf: Yeah, of course I have to go. Come on, Ferd. This is what every bull dreams of, right?
Ferdinand: I guess. Is it okay if it's not my dream?
Raf: Well, uh... Look, Ferd, you're still a kid, you know. When you grow up, your dreams are gonna change. Everything's gonna change. I'll tell you one thing that's gonna change... you're gonna be bigger and tougher than your old man, that's for sure.
Ferdinand: No way.
Raf: Yes way. [laughs] Yeah. And then you'll see... you're gonna get in that ring and you are gonna be the champ.
Ferdinand: Can I be a champ without fighting maybe?
Raf: Oh, Ferdinand. I really wish the world worked like that for you, I do. But that's just not how it is for us. You understand?
[A ranch hand opens the trailer ready for Raf to get in]
Raf: Okay, it's time.
Ferdinand: You're gonna come back, right?
Raf: What? That matador doesn't stand a chance, okay?
Ferdinand: Okay.
Raf: And after I win, I'm coming back here and I'm gonna show you all my moves, even my secret ones.
[The two share a headbutt goodbye before Raf goes to the trailer. Ferdinand watches sadly before Raf turns back and winks at his son one final time making him smile a bit. Raf enters the trailer and the ranch hand shuts the door behind him. Ferdinand watches sadly as the truck drives off out of the ranch before heading back to the stables hanging his head. Seeing his flower, he smiles but his happiness is short lived as Valiente steps on it, squashing it. Valiente glares at Ferdinand as he and his father head off. Ferdinand looks down sadly. Later, Ferdinand paces around his pen in the stables as time passes. He looks out of the door as the sun sets then yawns as he continues to pace. As night falls, Ferdinand almost falls asleep when he hears the truck outside. A ranch hand opens the stable door and comes in with a broom as Ferdinand sees the truck outside]
Ferdinand: Dad!
[He climbs out of his pen and runs to the door as Valiente watches. Ferdinand nudges the door open in excitement only to find his dad isn't inside. Ferdinand's happy expression turns to sadness as he realizes that his father died during the bullfights]
Ferdinand: Dad.
[He backs away from the door sadly]
Everado: I called it. That bull was soft. And the soft ones always go down. [looking at Valiente] You better bull up!
[Valiente glares at Ferdinand as Ferdinand looks down in sadness]
Maria Posada: [whispering] Pssst. Psst. Hey.
Ferdinand: Huh?
[He looks around then looks up to see Maria Posada sticking her head into the stable while hiding behind the door smiling down at him]
Maria Posada: Up here. Hey, little guy.
Ferdinand: (moos)
Connor Lacey: No, no, no, no. It's okay. Don't frightened. We're here to help you.
[Ferdinand cocks an eyebrow in surprise]
Twilight Sparkle: We're very sorry about your father, little one.
Chris Kratt: Yeah, little dude. We know the pain animals go through when they lose their parents like this.
Manny: Believe me, I've been there. I lost my first wife and child to some humans who are hunting for survival during the Ice Age. But I gained a new family.
Ellie: Me, Diego, Sid, Crash, Eddie and Peaches. A herd is like a family.
Martin Kratt: Yeah. A herd can be there for you when your real family can't.
Kion: What is your name anyway?
[Ferdinand hesitates for a minute]
Ferdinand: F-fer-Ferdinand. Some call me Ferd for short.
Connor Lacey: Oh, so you can talk. I'm Connor Lacey.
Twilight Sparkle: My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Manny: Manfred. Friends call me Manny.
Manolo: My name is Manolo Sanchez.
Irelanders: We're the Irelanders.
Ferdinand: Nice to meet you guys. You're not shocked that I can talk?
Kim Possible: Who? Us? Shocked? Pffft. No way.
Captain Jake: We're used to animals being able to talk.
Elsa: Yeah. It amazes us that animals can talk to us.
Iago: Yeah, and besides, we'II find you find a better place to live with no plans of death at all.
Paxton: Yeah, if we can do it without getting...
Stable hand: Oh, hey, what are you doing out here?
Paxton: Caught.
Lightning McQueen: Uh-oh.
Ferdinand: (moos)
Stable hand: No, come on. Get back. Get back. Come back to the stall. Come on, little guy.
[Ferdinand and the Irelanders make a run for it as the stable hand tries to grab them but misses as they run outside]
Stable hand: Calf thieves! Get them!
Stable hand 2: (shouting in Spanish)
Sunset Shimmer: We've gotta get them off our tails!
Dusty Crophopper: [spotting a fence] This way!
[They hurry over the fence and enter the main courtyard where a statue of a bull stands atop a fountain just as the ranch owner pulls up in his car]
Manolo: Vamos!
Ranch Owner: [as they run past him] Whoa! Get them!
[The Irelanders and Ferdinand run out of the entrance to the ranch then run to the left, arriving at a train yard]
Hiro: They'll never find us here.
Discord: Yeah, I think we've given them the slip.
Fuli: [seeing a torch light beam] I wouldn't be too sure, Discord.
Men: (speaking Spanish)
Ferdinand: [gasps]
[They run as the stable hands spot them and give chase]
Stable hands: [shouting in Spanish]
Dora: There! We can lose them if we got that open truck!
Jack Skellington: Great idea!
Zero: (barking)
[A stable hand lassos Ferdinand though he shakes it off as the Irelanders climb into the truck on the train as it moves]
Joaquin: Ferdinand, hurry! Rapido!
[Ferdinand runs faster then uses a ledge as a ramp to jump into the truck as the train reaches a bridge. Maria catches him and pulls him inside]
Maria: Are you okay?
Ferdinand: Yeah.
Diego: Why'd you do that? You could've died trying to make it.
Ferdinand: It just seemed like the only option at the time.
Buzzie: At least we've got away now.
[The stable hands watch as the train moves on, blasting it's horn. Later the train has stopped at a station. Ferdinand and the Irelanders run off into the forest as it starts to rain]
Sid: OK, so where are we going to go?
The Mask: How should I know?
Melody: They do say the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
Jiminy Cricket: Yeah, but hopefully we'II find a place to hide and get out of this rain.
Aviva Corcovado: Me too. I'm getting drenched.
Dogs: (barking)
Ferdinand: (gasps)
Buck: They've got our scent! Pick up the pace!
[They run but Ferdinand accidentally slips and tumbles into a ravine, bumping into a rock close to the bottom]
Ferdinand: [screams]
Irelanders: Ferdinand!
[Ferdinand sees a gray and white dog named Paco and a human named Juan arrive at the edge of the cliff where the Irelanders are standing before blacking out. The next day, Ferdinand and the Irelanders wake to find themselves in a barn]
June: Where are we?
Max Taylor: Looks like a barn.
Julian: At least's Ferdinand's alright.
Peaches: Sssh. Someone's coming.
[Everyone sees the door open revealing the silhouette of a little girl]
Ferdinand: (moos)
[The little girl who's name is Nina approaches Ferdinand and the Irelanders]
Nina: It's okay.
[Ferdinand looks scared as she approaches]
Nina: Ssh. It's okay.
[Nina inches closer to Ferdinand]
Nina: Hi there.
Ferdinand: (whimpers)
Nina: Don't be afraid, little big guy.
Blythe Baxter: Yeah, it's okay. She won't hurt you.
[Ferdinand calms down then sniffs at the flower in Nina's hair causing her to giggle]
Nina: (giggles then sees what Ferdinand's so interested in) Oh. You like flowers?
[She takes it out of her hair and holds it in front of Ferdinand who sniffs at it again before stroking his cheek]
Nina: I'll take good care of you.
Ellie: Why that would be wonderful, sweetie.
Connor Lacey: What's your name?
Nina: My name is Nina.
Capper: Well, Nina, would you mind showing us where we are?
Nina: Of course. [leads them out of the barn] Come on.
[The Irelanders and Ferdinand look around and sees they're on a farm. Paco barks at them as Juan puts flowers into his truck before looking up at them and smiling. Paco growls at them until Juan pets him on his head, making him pant happily]
Mushu: I don't know about you guys but I think we found what we were looking for.
Cri-Kee: (chitters)
Thorn: No doubt about it, Mushu. This is Ferdinand's kinda place.
Dusk: Where he won't be sent to bullfights to be killed like his dad.
Luna: Good things farms can provided that along with flowers.
Nina: This is your home now.
Captain Jake: You're gonna love it here, Ferdinand. What do you say?
[Nina opens a blue gate to a flower covered hill with a tree at the top. Ferdinand goes through and gazes at it in wonder with the Irelanders]
Shira: Wow. Would you look at that.
Joaquin: That is one amazing sight.
Nina: Go on. It's okay.
[Ferdinand and the Irelanders head up the hill though Ferdinand look back at Nina, Juan and Paco before continuing to follow the Irelanders. At the top, Ferdinand sniffs some flowers before gazing at the view with the Irelanders and sniffing the atmosphere then sits down]
Korra: Look at that view.
Raven Queen: Guys, this is where Ferdinand belongs.
Casey Jones: Yeah, no more bullying, no more getting pushed around, no fear of being sent to be killed, just endless flower freedom.
[They stare at the view. As the song Home plays in the background, montage plays of Nina, Ferdinand and the Irelanders having fun together as Nina and Ferdinand grow up. Nina feed Ferdinand a carrot from a window, they roll down the hill past Paco who shakes his head, clearly jealous. Juan draws a line on the wall of the house to show much Nina has grown with a crayon]
Nina: [to Ferdinand] Okay, your turn.
[She draws a line above Ferdinand's head. Later, they arrange flowers at the flower festival in town. Ferdinand carefully put a flower pot on a table. He and Nina hug]
Nina: Who's my good boy? You're my good boy.
Paco: Hey, I thought I was a good boy.
[That night, Nina and the Irelanders curl up with Ferdinand in bed]
Nina: Good night, Ferdinand.
[Sometime later, Nina, the Irelanders and Ferdinand are dancing while Manolo and Juan play their guitars. Ferdinand and the Irelander chase a butterfly. Ferdinand leaps over the camera transitioning the scene to years later when he's all grown up as he and the Irelanders continue to chase the butterfly]
Nina: Ferdinand! Guys!
[Ferdinand and the Irelanders run to a much older Nina who uses one of her bobbles to make a tuft of her hair stand upright before doing the same to Ferdinand's. Ferdinand licks Paco, making his hair stick upright.
Paco: Ugh.
[Later, Nina and the Irelanders push Ferdinand down the hill. Paco runs to get away from him but both he and Ferdinand end up in a heap, covered in flowers. Ferdinand smiles sheepishly as Paco glares at him. Later on, Nina feeds Ferdinand a basket full of carrots. Ferdinand opens his mouth waiting for Juan to hand him his apple. Juan smiles and gives it to Ferdinand who eats it before Nina, Juan and the Irelanders measure Ferdinand's height again thought it proves difficult at first. Nina, Paco, Juan and the Irelanders sit together watching television. Ferdinand comes in and sits down making the sofa tilt to one side. Ferdinand sniffs a flower with a caterpillar on it, accidentally sucking it into his nose in the process. He sneezes it out, and it emerges as a butterfly. He, Nina and the Irelanders stare in wonder and awe before glancing at each other. They dance as Manolo and Juan play their guitars again though Ferdinand's stomping causes the leaf roof to fall down. Nina, Paco and the Irelanders ride on Ferdinand's back through a sunflower field. Nina and the Irelanders are thrown up in the air several times outside. Juan hears and goes to see what's going on, only to find Nina, the Irelanders and Ferdinand sat together before heading back inside. Once he's gone, Nina and the Irelanders inch to the end of the hay trailer and Ferdinand throws them in the air by stepping on the handles, like a see-saw. Later, Ferdinand tucks Nina and the Irelanders into bed and then climbs in with them]
Nina: Good night, Ferdinand.
[She kisses Ferdinand and she and the Irelanders snuggle up fast asleep with him. Juan watches from the doorway smiling as they sleep. The next morning, the Irelanders are up and about waiting for Ferdinand to wake up]
Connor Lacey: Well, another beautiful day on the farm.
Applejack: Yeah. And on the greatest day of the year, Flower Festival Day!
Cubby: Hey, here comes Ferdinand!
[Ferdinand exits the house and stretches then yawns so loud it scares a butterfly. He looks at a sleeping rooster on the roof]
Ferdinand: Jorge, rise and shine, buddy. [louder] Come on, Jorge, wake up! Let's go!
Jorge: (crows)
Crash: Looks like the rooster failed to wake up on time.
Eddie: Yeah, they usually wake up faster than this. (laughs with Crash)
Zazu: Oh, yeah, ha-ha, laugh it up, guys. Real funny.
Ferdinand: Oh, lighten up, Zaz. It may seem amusing to them but to me, it's music to my ears.
Ashima: Are you excited for today, Ferdinand?
Ferdinand: You bet, Ashima. Ah, it's gonna be a good one. Why, I can feel it in my horns.
[They hear Paco barking and see him herding chickens into their henhouse before going over to him]
Ferdinand: Hey, Paco! Paco! Pac-Attack! Hey, dog! You stoked about the big day?
Paco: Stocked? Have you ever seen me stocked? Look, I've got some bad news.
Ferdinand: Ah-eb, gonna stop you right there. No bad news allowed. Because today is Flower Festival Day! Only the greatest day of the year!
Paco: Okay, that's the thing. This year...
Ferdinand: (putting a hoof on his mouth to cut him off) Hold that thought. [to a chicken] Hey, Maria. You ready to put those wings to work?
[He puts a board on two stones like a see-saw and Maria gets on]
Paco: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I just finished herding those chickens.
Fluttershy: Come on, Paco, it couldn't hurt for her to at least try.
Ono: Except that chickens can't fly like ostriches, Fluttershy. Common knowledge, really.
Aisling: So? Let's just watch and see what happens.
Ferdinand: Launch!
[Ferdinand steps on the board, sending Maria into the sky but she doesn't come back down]
Razer: Where is she?
Manolo: She should come down by now.
Ferdinand: Maria? Oh, no! Maria?!
Paco: Well congratulations.
Ferdinand: Maria!
Paco: You shot Maria into the sun.
[But Maria flutters down to the henhouse roof unharmed]
Ferdinand: Oh, way to go, Maria! Who says a chicken can't fly?
Paco: Uh, the laws of nature say it. I say it. Chickens are chickens.
Ferdinand: Here we go.
Paco: Dogs are dogs and...
Ferdinand: Bulls are bulls.
Paco: Yeah, right. Normal.
Manny: Just like possums are possums and mammoths are mammoths. The way it supposed to be.
Ellie: And to think not but a short time ago, I thought I was a possum.
Iago: Yeah, you sure did, Ellie.
Ferdinand: Hey, if I was a normal bull, I would have never found this farm. And we wouldn't be brothers.
Paco: A dog and a bull can't be brothers. That would be weird.
Ferdinand: Really? Then why does your tail wag when I call you brother, brother?
[And indeed, Paco's tail starts wagging]
Paco: T-hey! Stop that! [growls]
Spike: Sorry, Paco but tails never lie. (chuckles)
Ferdinand: Hah! Looks like weird is the new normal, buddy. Come on, before everybody takes off without us.
Paco: Ferdinand, wait! This is what I've been trying to tell you! Ugh.
[Ferdinand and the Irelanders approach Nina who is loading the truck with her father. She turns and sees them]
Nina: There you are. You ready to go?
Ferdinand: (moos)
Nina: (giggles)
Manny: Oh, we're ready, Nina, but, um, we need to talk about Ferdinand.
Juan: Manfred is right. I'm sorry, Nina. Ferdinand can't come to the festival this year.
Ferdinand: (moos in confusion)
Nina: But he goes with us every year.
Juan: I know but he's not a little calf anymore.
[Nina looks sadly at Ferdinand]
Nina: Then I won't go either.
[She crosses her arms and sits down angrily. Ferdinand does the same]
Ferdinand: [moos]
Koki: Listen, Nina, it's for Ferd's own good.
Nina: But Koki, it's just Ferdinand.
Ferdinand: (moos)
Juan: But outside this farm, they don't know him like we and the Irelanders do.
Mewtwo: Yes, when everyone see bulls, they're scared of them due to them being dangerous and aggressive most of the time.
Maria: Yeah and besides, it just wouldn't be right for Ferdinand to be around people at his current age.
[Nina looks at Ferdinand again and he looks sadly back at her]
Ferdinand: [moos sadly]
[Nina, seeing they have a point, goes over to Ferdinand and hugs him]
Nina: Sorry, little big guy. I'll bring you back the prettiest bouqie in town, okay?
[Nina sadly walks away. Ferdinand hangs his head]
Ferdinand: (sighs)
Paco: Hey, cheer up, buddy. Flowers are overrated anyway. Hah. You couldn't pay me to go that festival.
[Just then, Juan picks him up]
Juan: Hey, why don't we bring Paco? Fun right?
Nina: I guess.
Connor Lacey: We'll take care of Ferdinand while you're gone.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, we'll make sure he stays out of trouble.
Nina: Thanks, guys.
[She puts a flower crown on Paco's head before getting into the truck with her father and they set off]
Paco: I am not stoked about this! Not stoked at all!
[Ferdinand watches as the truck pulls away. Later, he and the Irelanders are sat on the hill near the tree over looking the town]
Julian: Ah, cheer up, Ferd. I'm sure Juan has his reasons.
Jackie Chan: Yeah. Besides, you have plenty of fun here.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure the world outside will see that not all bulls are aggressive and dangerous but for now, it's best if you just stay out of sight.
Ferdinand: (sighs) I appreciate you trying to cheer me up, guys, but this doesn't make any sense. I'm not a little calf anymore, so what? More of me to love and besides, bigger bull, bigger helper.
Connor Lacey: Yeah, but we don't want people to go into panic if they see you.
Buzzie: Yeah, so it's best if you just lay low for the time being.
Ferdinand: Well, I'm going.
[Ferdinand turns to go but then reconsiders his decision]
Ferdinand: No, no, no. Juan said no. Juan said no, I'm not going. It's so. But Nina will be miserable without me. She needs me. What... ah... but I need to go but I need to stay, go, stay, go! Agh! What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Ugh!
Ono: Looks like Ferdinand's having a hard time deciding either to stay or go.
Korra: I think I have an idea on how we can solve that.
[Later, they're an orange tree]
Ferdinand: If that orange doesn't fall by the time I count to three, I'm going.
Boots: Let's hope that the orange falls.
Diego (Dora): Hopefully before he even starts counting.
Ferdinand: One...
[And as if on cue, the orange falls]
Mushu: (check a watch) Yep. Right on time.
Leonardo: Bad luck, Ferd. Looks like your decision's been made.
Izzy: Looks like you're staying here.
[Later, they're looking at a rock on the ground]
Ferdinand: If that rock is still there by the time I count to...
[But before he can finish his sentence on what number he's going to count to, a bird snatches the rock and flies away with it]
Ferdinand: WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR?!
Jimmy Z: Building it's nest obviously. But they use twigs and leafs mostly.
[Later, Ferdinand opens the henhouse door and they look inside at an egg]
Ferdinand: Okay, if that egg doesn't hatch by the time I count to ten, I'm going.
Violet Parr: Bet you that you fail again.
Ferdinand: Oh, we'll see about that. One...
[The egg cracks a bit much to his horror. He shuts his eyes]
Ferdinand: [gasps, very quickly] Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
[He opens his eyes and the egg hasn't hatched much to his relief]
Ferdinand: Whew! Didn't hatch. Flower Festival, here I come!
[He runs off with the Irelanders in hot pursuit though he trips over the water trough. As he picks himself up and carries on, the egg hatches and a chick pops out. Later the town bell rings as they arrive just outside of town]
Ferdinand: [gasps]
[They carry on. A banner with the words Ferla De Las Flores hangs in the town square where the residents are enjoying the festival. Ladies dance as men play their guitars. In an alley, Ferdinand and the Irelanders come across a man on a bike. He sees Ferdinand and runs away, leaving his bike behind]
Ferdinand: Hey! You forgot your bike. I'll leave it right here.
The Mask: That bull has no idea what he's getting himself into.
Kim Possible: Ferdinand, you really shouldn't be here. That man running away is exactly what we meant.
Ferdinand: Look, I get what you're saying but if I don't find Nina, she's gonna be upset for the rest of the day. Besides, if I show everyone how gentle I am, they'II love me even more.
Jiminy Cricket: Okay, but just try not to draw attention to yourself.
[Ferdinand and the Irelanders walk along another alley where Ferdinand continuously sniffs flowers]
Ferdinand: (sniffs) Wow! Oh, wow!
[He walks past a woman watering her flowers. She stares at Ferdinand wide-eyed as he carries on, accidentally pouring water on her cat in the process and causing it to hit the window bars knocking itself out. Ferdinand and the Irelanders come out of the alley into the main square]
Ferdinand: (gasps) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is some next level stuff.
Diego: It does look pretty good.
Raven Queen: Look at all the displays.
Fluttershy: They're beautiful.
Jack Skellington: And look, there's Nina!
[Everyone looks to see Nina arranging flowers with Juan while Paco lies asleep nearby]
Ferdinand: (gasps)
[He and the Irelanders make their way to her past a shocked crowd of people. A little boy's ice cream melts as he stares up at Ferdinand]
Boy: Whoa.
Iago: Guys, we're in trouble here.
Quincy: Everything will be fine, Iago, as long as we don't scare anyone.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, just stay calm and act cool.
[Ferdinand accidentally bumps into a flower basket but stops it from shaking with his horn. A man comes out of his house but upon seeing Ferdinand, he ducks back inside]
Ferdinand: Huh. That was odd.
Penny Ling: Guess they may take longer to get used to you than you thought, Ferdinand.
[They come across a balloon stand where a mother is trying to find a balloon her baby likes to no avail]
Baby: (crying)
Mother: You don't like the little piggy balloon?
Ferdinand: (splutters and blows a raspberry)
Mother: We'll get you another balloon, okay? Gracias, senor.
Ferdinand: (gasps and holds his breath to make himself look like a balloon as the salesman grabs a camel shaped one)
Mother: (speaks Spanish)
Baby: (crying)
Spike: Yeah, that didn't work.
Ferdinand: (breathes out)
[He and the Irelanders head on. Ferdinand sniffs a pot of red flowers only to have a bee buzz angrily in his face]
Ferdinand: Oh.
Fluttershy: Apologies, little guy. All yours.
[The bee goes back to the flowers as they approach a washing line. Ferdinand sees Nina and sticks his head through the washing. Two nuns see Ferdinand and quickly hurry on]
Nuns: (gasps)
The Mask: Nothing to see here, ladies.
Shira: He's a... uh... mascot.
[The nuns carry while praying]
Ferdinand: (moos)
Nina: (gasps) Ferdinand. You shouldn't be here.
Ferdinand: (moos in confusion)
[Ferdinand tries to go to her but finds he's caught in the washing line. He struggles to get out]
Maria: Ferdinand, watch where you step!
Joaquin: Hold still!
Manny: Careful!
[As Ferdinand tries to get free, he knocks over the pot of flowers the bee was occupying. Seeing Ferdinand's bottom heading toward him, the bee prepares himself. Ferdinand sits on the bee, causing it to sting him in the bottom]
Ferdinand: (moos in pain)
Irelanders: Uh-oh.
[The townspeople run away screaming as Ferdinand rears up. He gets a red piece of washing stuck on his horns as the bee gets itself free from his butt. Ferdinand crash through the displays as he tries to get the piece of washing off]
Juan: [dragging Nina out of the way] Nina!
Paco: Oh. Now he acts like a bull?
Sid: Well, technically a bee just stung him in the butt hence why he's acting like this.
Applejack: We better get the cloth off Ferdinand and stop him before anypony gets hurt!
Connor Lacey: You heard AJ, Irelanders! Let's round up that bull!
[The Irelanders chase after Ferdinand]
Ferdinand: (grunts)
Crowd: (screaming)
[A police officer gets out his walkie-talkie]
Police Officer: We have a situation here.
[Ferdinand continues to run through the square as the Irelanders catch up]
Merlin: Ferdinand, it's us! Just follow our voices!
Juan: It's okay. It's okay. He won't hurt anyone.
[Ferdinand crashes through the balloon stand sending the balloons into the air]
Mother: My baby. The beast got my baby.
Ferdinand: A beast? Where?
Baby: (giggling)
[The baby pulls the cloth from Ferdinand's face and starts chewing on his ear]
Ferdinand: Ow! Ow!
Michelangelo: Eyes on the road, dude!
[Ferdinand sees he's heading for a driver still in his car and tries to slow down but can't]
Ferdinand: [gasps] Aah!
[Ferdinand crashes into the car, sending the baby flying up to one of the lines causing the flowers to fall off as she rides along]
Cornelia: Oh, no!
Ferdinand: Huh?
[Ferdinand and the Irelanders chase after the baby]
Ferdinand: I'm coming, little baby.
[The baby continues to swing back and forth as she rides along]
Ferdinand: Out of the way!
Buck: Heads up! Weasel coming through!
[A guy is about to snap a photo when Ferdinand and the Irelanders crash through a stand behind him. He tries to scramble away as they crash into the fountain and fly through the air as Ferdinand grabs the buggy in his teeth]
Ferdinand: Whoa! Got you.
Trixie: Nice catch!
[Ferdinand sends the baby sliding back to her mother, making her cry]
Mother: [speaks Spanish]
Baby: (crying)
Woman: He's a monster!
Woman 2: Keep him away!
Nun: Stay away, scary beast.
Paco: Ferdinand! Guys!
Ferdinand: Paco! They think I'm the beast.
Paco: Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Spider Man: Yeah, you're almost about the same height as Hulk.
Skully: Crackers! We've got company!
[A police car pulls into view and three police officers appear from the alley]
Paco: Connor, you and your team get Ferd back to the farm! I'll hold them off!
Connor Lacey: You got it, Paco! Come on, everyone!
[The Irelanders and Ferdinand run off as Paco barks at the police officers to hold them off but to no avail]
Paco: Hey, I'm not done with you people.
[The police officers chase Ferdinand and the Irelanders into another alley]
Martin Kratt: We're gotta have to shake them off.
Annie: But how?
Ferdinand: (pants)
[They round a bend when Ferdinand sees an open door, which gives him an idea]
Crowd: (whimpering)
Ferdinand: (pants then sighs with relief then gasps) Oh, no.
Connor Lacey: We're in a China shop.
Melody: How do we get out without the police finding us or breaking any of the stuff in here?
Capper: We'll have to go out the way we came in.
Gertie: Worth a try.
[They try to go out the back but Ferdinand's butt causes the door to shut]
Ferdinand: Oh.
Raven Queen: Hey, look! The front door's open. But the only difficult bit is getting to it without breaking any stuff in here.
Razer: I don't suppose Mr. Everyone-Will-See-I'm-Gentle has any ideas.
Ferdinand: Okay. Think thin.
[He inhales and squeezes through a bunch of stacked plates]
Manny: Oh, thanks for making the gap bigger.
Twilight Sparkle: Come on.
[The Irelanders follow Ferdinand, who tries to be as careful as he can]
Ferdinand: Step light. You are a feather. A 2,000-pound feather. Slow...
Connor Lacey: Ferdinand, look.
[They see an old woman doing some dusting while humming to herself]
Old Woman: (humming)
Mako: How are we supposed to sneak out with that old lady around?
Violet Parr: I can turn invisible to sneak by and open the door for you guys.
Jiminy Cricket: You got it, kid.
[Violet turns invisible and sneak over to the door. Ferdinand back between two shelves to avoid being seen. As the old woman sweep the shelves, he and the Irelanders tried to crept over to the door, though they have to stop a shelf from falling over. Ferdinand hold a plate in front of his face with his mouth to hide as the old lady stops. She puts her duster down, takes off her glasses and squints to see a spot on the plate. She cleans it with her finger, puts her glasses back on then carries on. Ferdinand sighs in relief but then feels the old lady using his tail as a duster]
Ono: Hapana. That's not good.
[The old lady pulls Ferdinand as he tries to keep various things from falling and breaking until she dusts his nose, causing him to sneeze, sending her flying through the window. All the china in the shop breaks as well due to the force of the sneeze]
Irelanders: Uh-oh!
Police Man: There he is!
[As the policemen run toward Ferdinand, the nuns mourn the old lady's seeming demise. Suddenly, she wakes up, startling them]
Old Woman: Cash or credit.
Nuns: (screaming)
[A trailer opens and the policemen try to pull Ferdinand into it with ropes]
Ferdinand: No! This is not necessary. (strains) You don't have to do this. It was an accident.
Nina: Ferdinand!
Ferdinand: (moos)
Nina: Stop! You're hurting him.
Boots: Leave our friend alone! He didn't mean it! A bee stung him in the butt!
[A police officer uses a club to push Ferdinand into the truck]
Ferdinand: Nina! Guys!
[The officers shut the door]
Nina: No! [pushing past the crowd] Stop!
Police Woman: No, no, no. Stay back. Stay back.
Nina: Please. Let me take him home. He's gentle.
Police Woman: Gentle? He's a wild animal. Look what he's done. We have to take him away, honey.
[The truck starts up]
Stable hand: Senor Moreno. I think I have something you need to see.
Nina: No!
Juan: Wait. Nina. Nina!
Nina: Stop! Please! Ferdinand!
Ferdinand: (grunts) Nina! Guys!
Nina: Ferdinand. Ferdinand! Ferdinand.
[Nina watches sadly as Ferdinand stares at her in sadness unaware that the Irelanders have snuck on board]
Connor Lacey: Don't worry, Nina! We'll help get him back to you! We promise!
[Nina quickly gives a thumbs up before hugging her father]
Nina: No!
[The scene changes to the truck driving past the farm. Ferdinand looks as the hill rolls by the window. The Irelanders follow close behind the truck, taking care not to be seen. The truck drove on past windmills, wind turbines and along the motorway. Ferdinand is fast asleep when the truck jerks suddenly waking him up. It drove into Casa De Toro, much to Ferdinand's horror]
Ferdinand: Oh, no. No, not back here. No, no, no. This can't be happening. I need to get outta here. Stop the truck! Stop the truck! There's been a mistake. Stop!
[He gets his horns stuck in the bars causing Senor Moreno to fall down on his bottom]
Senor Moreno: Oy! He's going to tear that truck apart.
Stable hand: What did I tell you, Senor Moreno? He's a beast.
Ferdinand: (moos)
Diego: Now wait just a second! He's no beast! A bee stung him!
Aviva Corcovado: Yeah! He's gentle unlike the other bulls you keep around here!
Connor Lacey: Yes, so let him out of there and we'll be on our way!
Senor Moreno: Get the calming goat.
Stable hand: Where is the calming goat? Get the calming goat.
Caitlin: What's a calming goat?
[The men throw a goat named Lupe into the trailer with Ferdinand]
Lupe: Ow! Ow! Jeez Louise! Real classy, guys. Way to treat a lady.
Ferdinand: (grunts) Who's that?
Lupe: Hey, big guy. Name's Lupe. I'm going to be your calming goat.
Mewtwo: Oh, so you're the calming goat.
Lupe: That's right, phsycic Pokemon. I'm here to soothe your friend now. So he can maim and gore things later. Let's try some deep relaxing breaths. In. Out.
Ferdinand: You're not helping.
Lupe: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you're not helping. You ever think of that? No. Because no one ever wants to help the stinking calming goat, right? Okay, now I got to calm myself down. In. Out.
Ferdinand: I need to get out!
Manolo: Ferdinand, quidado!
Diego: Hey, watch it!
[Ferdinand finally frees himself and ends up tumbling on top of the Irelanders and Lupe causing them to tumble out of the trailer and scatter on the ground]
Senor Moreno: Whoa! He is a monster.
Ferdinand: (groans) I think I fell on something sharp.
Lupe: (muffled) Move!
Ferdinand: What?
Will Vandom: Uh, Ferdinand, you're sitting on Lupe.
[Ferdinand moves and sees she's right]
Lupe: (gasps)
Ferdinand: Oh! Oh, sorry about that. So sorry. So sorry. Here you go. Here you go.
[He helps Lupe to her feet]
Lupe: Watch it, buster. You could have ki... Whoa! (bleats as she falls over) Holy beefaroni! You're ginormous!
Thorn: Listen. It's Lupe, right? There's been a huge misunderstanding. We really need your help here.
Lupe: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You want my help?
Ferdinand: Yeah! That would be amazing.
Lupe: (screams) I've been waiting for this moment my whole flea-bitten, tin-chewing life, mister!
Fluttershy: You have?
Lupe: Oh, yes, I have! (while laughing) Yes, I have. Believe it or not, I'm not the world's best calming goat. No... My true destiny is to be a coach.
Ferdinand: Okay...
Lupe: Whoo! Look at those pecs. It's like two little baby bulls inside of a bull. Moving on down the flank. Flank looks good. A- plus on the flank. Mama like that. Mama like that. Whew.
[She headbutts Ferdinand in the butt]
Ferdinand: Ow!
Lupe: Terrible reflexes. We gotta work on that.
Joaquin: What are you talking about? Work on what?
Lupe: Getting him ready for the bullfighting ring, my friend. That's why he's here right?
Irelanders: What?!
Ferdinand: No! Listen, I really need to get back home.
Lupe: This is your home. You made it. With your raw talent and my coaching expertise... we're going from hola to ole in a day!
Ferdinand: No, that is not gonna happen.
Chris Kratt: This used to be Ferd's home but he has a different better one now and we're taking him back there whether you like it or not!
Lupe: Oh. Stop it with the modesty. He's the bull who destroyed a whole village, right?
Ferdinand: Wrong! It was an accident.
Lupe: And did you really eat a baby?
Ferdinand: You think I ate a baby?
Lupe: Not denying it. Interesting.
Ferdinand: Denying it! Definitely denying it.
Lupe: (sings to herself) Whoo! He's a brick, uh, house! (vocalizes) I can't wait to show you off to the rest of the guys. They're going to fertilize the yard.
Ferdinand: No, no, no. Lupe, wait. You really don't have to... Oh. Uh...
[A much older Guapo and Bones turn to look at Ferdinand and the Irelanders with two new bulls named Maquina and Angus]
Lupe: Hey, guys. How ya doing? Lupe in the house.
Male voice: You suck, Lupe!
Lupe: Oh, yeah? I used to suck, but not anymore. (chuckles) Let me introduce you to the new guy and his buddies. He's a monster and I'm his coach. And did I mention that they are my closest and dearest BFFs... What did you say your names were?
Bones: Ferdinand? Is that you?
Lupe: Hey! That is a ridiculous name. Tell him your real name, killer.
Ferdinand: Yeah, it's me, Ferdinand. Hey, guys.
Lupe: Wait a minute. You know these chumps?
Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Uh, yeah, he does.
Bones: Whoo! Little Ferdinand. You've had a growth spurt. Suddenly I regret every time I called you weirdo.
Ferdinand: Don't sweat it, Bones. We're good.
Izzy: Yeah. Forgive, forget as they say.
Guapo: My gosh! What have they been feeding you?
Ferdinand: Oh, hey. Guapo?
Guapo: That's right. The one and only. Ah, I get it. You try to come back here and intimidate us? 'Cause let me tell you something. I am not intimidated by your freakish hugeness! Oh, mama.
Kion: Hey, Ferdinand may be bigger than you but that doesn't give you the right to tease him about it!
Angus: I don't know you... but I'm not scared of ya, you sorry sack of meat. You're an affront to my nostrils.
Lupe: (chuckles) Angus, you're talking to his butt.
Angus: Oh. (splutters) I will not take any lip from the flea-bitten likes of you, you wee goat.
Lupe: (chuckles) Now you're talking to my butt.
Angus: Aah! Go and boil your head, ya bunch of bampos. I'm away.
Ferdinand: Uh, a few new faces around here since I left, huh?
[Maquina steps in front of them]
Ferdinand and Irelanders: Waah!
Maquina: (growls)
Lupe: Hello, Maquina. Hi! He was created in a lab. A Franken-bull. Says nothing, feels nothing.
[A fly lands on Maquina's face and he uses his eyelids to chop it in half]
Brooke: I can see the feels nothing part.
Discord: Yeah. He chop that fly in half.
Fluttershy: Poor thing.
Ferdinand: You seem fun.
Valiente: Look what the goat dragged in.
Lupe: Hey, Val.
Ferdinand: Valiente?
[A much older Valiente appears]
Valiente: He remembers. Oh, I'm touched.
[He shoves Bones out of the way]
Bones: Hey!
Valiente: Oh. Didn't see you there, Bones.
Bones: What do you mean you didn't see me? Oh, I get it. 'Cause I'm small. You know what you are? A sizeist.
Valiente: (growls)
Ferdinand: Guess some things never change.
Manolo: You can say that again, amigo.
Iago: Jerk.
Valiente: Look at you. All grown up. When you lot led him out of here with his tail between his legs, I never thought I'd see him back here.
Ferdinand: That makes two of us.
Valiente: I get it. Now that you're a big tough guy, you think you're better than me.
Ferdinand: What?
Lupe: Correction, Valerie. Actually, he knows he's better than you. Ain't that right, F-Bomb?
Ferdinand: I didn't say that.
Lupe: You say it with your eyes.
Fuli: No he doesn't! Stay out of it!
Valiente: Well, I'm glad you're back.
Ferdinand: You are?
Valiente: Oh, yeah. Good to have a real bull around here for once. It'll make me look even better when I beat you to a pulp inside the ring. Welcome back, Ferdinand.
Manny: [getting in his face] If my tusks were that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal!
Valiente: No one ask you, tubby.
Manny: I'm not fat! It's this fur! It makes me look poofy!
Valiente: Sure, whatever you say.
[Valiente heads off]
Lupe: Wow. He really hates you. That was insane.
Ferdinand: They all hate me.
Lupe: Yeah, they hate you. They hate me. They hate each other. A lot of hate. It crushes your soul if you let yourself think about it.
Connor Lacey: We all know what that feels like.
[There's a moment of silence]
Lupe: Oh, well. Come on, pals. Let me show you your new digs.
[We view Ferdinand and the Irelanders looking at his old pen]
Lupe: This is the one.
[She tries to push Ferdinand and the Irelanders in all at once]
Lupe: Get that big butt in there. Oh, that's heavy. Get in!
[Eventually she manages to get them in before jumping in herself]
Ferdinand: Ow!
Lupe: Isn't this great?
Ferdinand: It's smaller than I remember.
Quincy: You're not kidding. You've grown big over the years.
Lupe: Oh, you don't like it? You know where I live? A bucket. [seeing the bucket Ferdinand used to water his flower when he was younger] And there it is. Took the liberty of moving my stuff in, hope you don't mind. Wait, I know what our place needs. A little uh... a little feminine touch.
[She regurgitates a dancing flower toy]
Flower Toy: (plays Macarana)
Lupe: A little something from me to you.
[She burps up a spanner]
Lupe: Excusez-moi. (chuckles) Little bit of regurgitation. (puts the bucket on her head and lays down in front of Ferdinand) Nighty-night, besties. Don't let the bed bugs bite. No, seriously, there are bed bugs and they are vicious.
Violet Parr: Whatever you say.
Lupe: (snoring)
Iago: She's the strangest goat we've ever met.
Blythe Baxter: You're not kidding, Iago. But for now let's try and get some sleep.
Connor Lacey: She's right. It's getting late. We'll find a way to get Ferdinand home in the morning.
Jiminy Cricket: The kid's right. Besides, there's not much we can do right about now anyway.
Melody: Well, good night.
Twilight Sparkle: Goodnight, Spike. (giggles) Sweet dreams, number one assistant.
Ferdinand: (sighs)
[Time passes as Ferdinand struggles to sleep. He eventually shuts his eyes and settles down, failing to notice the grappling hook fork in the window. Three hedgehogs, Una, Dos and Cuatro sneak in through the window. They pick up the flower and a few other things. As they try to sneak off, Ferdinand wakes up and notices]
Ferdinand: Huh? Wow. You weren't kidding about the bugs.
Una: (gasp) He saw us! (Dos bumps into her) Stay still!
Dos: Hey! Why would you stop?
Una: Go back. We have to do something!
Cuatro: All right, let's do it old school.
[They start dancing to the flower's music]
Ferdinand: Um... Are you trying to steal my stuff?
Una: Oh, no. We'd never do something like that.
Cuatro: Nope. Not us.
Dos: You have offended us, sir!
Stephen: Oh, sorry, little friends. We didn't mean to.
Ferdinand: Yeah. I feel terrible. [as Lupe wakes up, hitting him in the chin with her bucket] Ow!
Lupe: Don't fall for it, Ferd. They're filthy weasels.
Una: Hey! We're not filthy weasels.
Dos: We're filthy hedgehogs.
Una: She knows what we are.
Buck: Did someone mention what animal I am?
Spike: Yeah. Lupe just called those hedgehogs weasels.
Buck: Oh, I see. It's a bit offensive to call my species filthy. We keep clean.
Lupe: Yeah. Beady-eyed, little thieves.
Una: We're not thieves. We're survivors.
[She pokes Lupe in the nose with one of her quills causing her to fall over]
Una: Balls!
Dos: Let's roll!
Cuatro: No, wait! Hold on! The flower!
[He slips and lands on Una and Dos causing them to stick to his back. Cuatro looks up at Ferdinand]
Cuatro: [screams] Please don't chew on us! My greatest fear is death by chew.
Una: Step back, beast!
Dos: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Ferdinand: Oh, hey!
Fluttershy: Excuse me, if I could just... [gets hit with a quill] Ow!
Lupe: Don't tempt me, pinecone.
Ferdinand: Will you stop?
Dos: Eat quills!
Ferdinand: And you, I'm not eating anyone.
Dos: Ha!
Una: Wait, wait. Hold on. You're not like the other meatheads, are you?
Dos: Don't be fooled, sister. Where do you think the word bully comes from, hmm? It ain't from chickens!
Una: No, no. Look at him! He's soft and sweet.
Cuatro: Like butter.
Ferdinand: Thanks. I think.
Russel Ferguson: Who are you guys anyway?
Una: Let's start over. I'm Una.
Dos: I'm Dos.
Cuatro: And I'm Cuatro.
Connor Lacey: Nice to meet you three.
Dora: Yeah. You're named One, Two and Four? What about Tres?
Una: (gasps) We do not speak of Tres.
Ferdinand: Oh. Sorry. Look, you can take the food if you want. I'm not hungry.
Beshte: Yeah, help yourselves.
Una: Oh, really?
Cuatro: Whoo-hoo! You don't have to tell me twice.
Lupe: Ah-bup-bup-bup. The flower stays.
Cuatro: [sighs] Good-bye. For now.
Ferdinand: Let me give you a boost.
Una: Oh, thank you!
Dos: Nah, I don't know. [as Una pulls him on] Ow! Okay, fine.
Cuatro: Ooh! Free ride! [as Ferdinand puts them on the windowsill] Great to meet you!
Una: What a nice bull.
Dos: Oh, yeah. Sucker won't survive a day in this place.
[They jump out of the window, dragging the grappling hook fork with them]
Ferdinand: (sighs)
Mushu: The purple porcupine's right, you know. You need to toughen up a bit so that you'II survive in here while we make an escape plan.
Maria: Mushu, in case you forgot, Ferdinand isn't into violence, remember?
Cri-Kee: (chitters in agreement)
Mushu: Yeah, I know. You're right. How can I be so selfish?
Good Fairy: Which is why we're busting him outta here, tonight.
Ferdinand: Yeah. I gotta get back home.
[Later, Joaquin and Manolo are moving Lupe up right, being careful not to wake her up]
Joaquin: Steady, Manolo. Gently does it.
Manolo: I'm going as carefully as I can.
[They manage to get Lupe upright. But as they stand up, she falls over on top of Manolo's foot]
Manolo: Ow!
Lupe: [in her sleep] Get back. Get back! Ow, ow, ow. Get back! (gasps) Where are my teeth?
[Her head falls on the ground as she continues to sleep. Ferdinand and the Irelanders head out of the stables, sneaking past the stable hands on the way. They come to a fence]
Razer: Well, so far so good. We've sneaked past the stable hands now all we have to do is get over the fence.
Ferdinand: All right, I'm going home! I'm going...
[But as he tries to push through, the fence zaps him]
Ferdinand: Holy cow, that hurt!
Stephen: Looks like they installed an electric fence.
Gavin: Yeah. Whew. Gotta be careful of those. My children and I got electroshock once.
Pinkie: Yeah, by lightning from the electrical storm when you tried to stop us from preventing the asteroid that nearly killed us all from hitting the Earth.
Roger: How do you find out?
Pinkie: Just a hunch.
Mewtwo: Looks like we need another plan to help get Ferdinand home to Nina.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng: Uh, Mewtwo, [pointing at something] I think we've got bigger problems.
Horses: [laughing]
Hans (horse): Klaus, Greta, look! Looks like somebody wants to come to our side of the fence.
Greta: Silly moo-moo and friends. They don't know the rules.
Horses: (laughing)
Ferdinand: Hey, can you guys help us out?
Rarity: Would you kindly tell us the easiest route to the other side of this fence? Preferably without getting electricuted?
Hans: Hmm. The easiest route to the other side without getting electricuted. Oh, let me ponder this question a little bit.
Klause: [laughs]
Hans: Mmm... [gasps] Spoiler alert! There isn't one, fancy mane!
Irelanders: What?!
Hans: Hoof bump. Hoof bump, Klaus. Hoof bump, Greta.
Elsa: Oh, yeah, ha-ha-ha. Laugh it up you three. Real funny. Just what do you mean by there's no other way to the other side?
Hans: Well, I am glad you asked, beautifully dressed lady with white blonde hair. See, this is the beautiful horsey side. And that is the stinky bull side.
Klause and Greta: Ja.
Hans: Beautiful horsies stay here, and you ugly beasts stay there. Plus, we never know the humans would bring ponies here since they usually use horses to help them because we are stronger, bigger and more useful while ponies are only good for giving children rides.
Starlight Glimmer: Now look here, you! We ponies may only be good for giving children rides as you say but we're not like regular ponies. We're unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies for your information plus we have Cutie Marks representing our talents and names.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah and we've done some pretty awesome things in our time!
Twilight Sparkle: We do work hard despite getting into a few, shall we say predicaments every now and again. Plus, I'm the Princess of Friendship so you need to learn to be less arrogant and pompous and act kinder towards others like Ferdinand.
Greta: Okay, if you say so, your highness. But a little word of advice. Don't even think of coming over to our side. Or we'll alert the humans.
Klause: Ja. Sucks to be you.
Hans: There is no escape.
Greta: Nothing gets past us.
Hans: Never ever never.
Greta: Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
[Ferdinand sees Una, Dos and Cuatro sneaking off with a variety of things including a radio. Dos jumps into a glove to lift the fence for Una and Cuatro to pass under]
Hans: We have eyes on the back of our heads.
Klause: Ja.
Hans: The nose of a kitten.
Greta: The flexibility of a monkey.
Hans: Ears like that of a cocker spaniel.
Greta: (laughs) Good one.
Hans: Shoo! Shoo, shoo! Go on, stinky one and friends. Have a nice day smelling terrible.
Horses: (laughs)
Hans: I bet his parents weren't even related.
[Hans, Greta and Klause head back into their stable]
Donatello: Why those pompous, arrogant, self-centered, irresponsible quadrapeds.
Spike: And to think they're related to ponies.
Connor Lacey: Alright, calm down, guys. We'II try to find another way to get Ferd home in the morning.
Korra: Yeah besides, we need our rest. What was the point in trying to break out tonight anyway?
Captain Jake: Tomorrow would've been an easier option.
Ferdinand: (sighs)
[Ferdinand and the Irelanders head back to the stables. The scene changes to the next morning as Lupe walks outside]
Lupe: (bleats then yawns as she stretches) Wow. People around here are pigs. Aah! Sardine can!
[She eats it then regurgitates it again]
Lupe: Oh, that turned.
[As she licks her teeth, she hears the stable hands talking and goes over to the gate to listen]
Stable hand: El Primero's coming! El Primero's coming, come on!
Stable hand 2: What?! El Primero's coming here?
Stable hand: (speaks Spanish)
Lupe: El Primero? El Primero! [goes back into the stables to tell the bulls] El Primero!
Guapo: Here?
Lupe: El Primero! El Primero! El Primero! El Primero! El Primero!
Valiente: What?
Lupe: El Primero! El Primero! El Primero! El Primero!
Ferdinand: Ow! Ow! Ow!
[He throws Lupe off and she lands of Joaquin's foot]
Joaquin: Agh!
Lupe: El Primero!
Raphael: Shut up already! We get it!
Lupe: Ow!
[He kicks Lupe into a wall]
Spike: What is going on?
Iago: That's just Lupe being our alarm clock with her yabbering about something.
Ellie: Yeah, till Raph shut her off.
Connor Lacey: We better find out what's going on.
Lupe: El Primero! El Primero! El Primero! El Primero!
Ferdinand: Oh, hey. Sorry about Raph.
Lupe: El Primero! [falls to the floor]
Ferdinand: Who?
[Outside, a cloud of dust makes its way toward the ranch]
Senor Moreno: [giving instructions in Spanish]
Bones: Big P is in the house!
Lupe: There are many great bullfighters in Spain... but there is only one El Primero.
Manolo: Oh, almost every bull fighting member of my family idolized him when they were my age.
Bunga: Oh, do they now?
Manolo: Yeah. El Primero is only the greatest bullfighter in the history of bullfighting.
Trixie: Is he better than your dad?
Manolo: Well, I wouldn't say better, Trixie. More like more experienced, shall we say.
Trixie: Fair enough.
The Mask: Looks like he's here to choose a bull to fight.
Kim Possible: Well, let's hope it isn't Ferdinand.
Connor Lacey: We'll just have to wait and see, Kim.
Guapo: You got this, Guap. You got this. You got this.
Valiente: Hey, Guapo. No pressure.
[Guapo stops, starting to feel nervous as Valiente moves on]
Guapo: Oh, mama!
Bones: Don't let that jerk get in your head, Guap.
Angus: Where is he? Show me! Point me in the right direction.
Lupe: Excuse me. Goat coming through.
Bones: (as he chews on a bar in the wall in anticipation) El Primero.
[A red car pulls into the courtyard and skids to a stop. El Primero gets out and does a spin before posing and locking his car]