Theme Song[]
Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes,
Bob, Mickey and Donald: If a mouse can make you smile
All: If you like to waltz with ducks
Up & down the tv channels...
Bob: (clearing throat) Excuse me. Have we got a show for you!
All: The Veggie and Character Gang.! (repeat 8x)
Bob: Broccoli, celery, gotta’ be...
All: Veggies
Stitch: And Characters!
All: It's the Veggie and Character Gang! (2x)
It's time for the Veggie and Character Gang!
(Larry faints then everyone laughs at him but he smiles)
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas: Act I[]
[The film starts with the intro before showing Scrat scurrying through the snow, searching for his acorn as usual. He saw a beaver putting an acorn on a table among other things before heading off. Using food to disguise himself as a nutcracker, Scrat sneaks over to the acorn and grabs it. He puts it in his mouth then sneaks away. Scrat walks along until he sees three acorns being used a snowman button. He sneaks over to it and pulls them out one at a time before carrying on. Seconds later, Scrat dances on a vine before snatching all the acorns from it. Having put all the acorns he's gathered into a pile he struggles to pull them along, almost falling off a small ledge in the process. The acorns break the vines holding them together and roll away. Scrat tries to follow only to wind up falling off the not very high ledge and having the sled he was carrying the acorns on fall on top of him. Manny pushes a big red rock past the scene changing it to a valley where all prehistoric animals are getting ready for Christmas as the title appears: "The Veggie and Character Gang's Adventures of Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas" then vanishes. He approaches Ellie who is putting up decorations]
Manny: Okay, Ellie! I got her!
Ellie: (gasps) The Christmas Rock!
Manny: Just got her out of storage. I wanted to surprise Peaches and the Veggie and Character Gang. Where are our sweet little angel and honored guests? [a snowball hits him in his left eye] Huh?
Peaches: (running and jumping off the top of a slope) Incoming! (laughing)
[Peaches slides down the slope into Manny and Ellie knocking them over before running off]
Ellie: There's your sweet little angel.
Peaches: Sorry, Dad!
Crash: (riding on Eddie's back while throwing snowballs at Peaches with his tail) Yeah! Whoo-hoo! It's on!
Peaches: (laughing while dodging the snowballs) You guys need to chill out!
[Peaches scoops up some snow in her trunk and shoots a snowball at Crash and Eddie which runs right into them, freezing them solid as they fall on their sides. Peaches blows the snow from her trunk like a gun]
Larry: Wow, Peaches. That was pretty impressive.
Lilo: Yeah. The way you used your trunk as a gun, quite astonishing.
Tigger: Those possums have just got snowed. (laughs)
Goofy: (laughs) Good one, Tigger.
Buttercup: Yeah, yeah. Ha-ha-ha. Laugh it up you two. [taps the icy shells encasing Crash and Eddie with a tiny hammer freeing them] There you go, guys.
Ellie: Peaches! Guys!
Peaches: (gasps) The Christmas Rock! I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!
Manny: Ah, no, no, no, don't... ah, too late.
Peaches: (grunts) I'm stuck.
[Manny pulls Peaches free from the rock and puts her on top of it]
Dorothy Ann: Wow! What a pretty red rock, Manny.
Manny: Thanks, D,A. This is the same Christmas Rock I had when I was a kid. It's an heirloom that's been in our family for generations.
D,A: Ooooh!
Ellie: Yes. Tonight when Santa comes by with his presents, he'll see this rock and know that a very special little girl lives here.
Bob: And I think we all know who that is.
Tigger: Why, Peaches of course since this is her first Hearth's Warming Eve ever since she was born in the dinosaur world on our rescue mission for Sid and our friends.
Keesha: Yes, yes, thank you, Tigger.
Bubbles: Well, at least Manny has a proper family now, unlike last time.
Lilo: Like how you guys told me and Stitch about Manny losing his first wife and child to humans before he met you, Sid and Diego?
Thomas: Exactly, Lilo.
Percy: Wow. Manny had another family?
Thomas; Yes, Percy. But then they were killed by humans. And after that Manny was grumpy and alone for so long.
Larry: But during when we met him, we helped him, Sid and Diego we returned a human baby to his father. And we helped him let go of his grumpiness.
Percy: Well, I'm so glad you helped him.
Manny: Yeah, and right after that I met Ellie. And we became a couple and we had Peaches.
Junior: And ever since then, Manny's behavior has matured since.
Phoebe: He let go of his past and now he has hope for his future to be happier and he has friends by his side.
Percy: Well, I must say, I'm impressed. I'm glad to get to know Manny, his wife, daughter, and his friends.
Bugs Bunny: We're glad you like them, doc.
Manny: Oh, Christmas Rock!~
Oh, Christmas Rock!~
Peaches: Ugh!
Manny: You're 30 tons of granite!~
And every Chris...~
Diego: You know you're sing to a rock, right?
Manny: It's a Christmas tradition, for the kids. Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?
Diego: Oh, yeah. Every year, my dad would bring the biggest, fattest gazelles he could find then we'd all rip into their...
Ellie: Ahem.
[She gestures to a snow covered Peaches who is whimpering in fright of Diego eating the snow sculpture of a gazelle]
Peaches: (whimpering)
Diego: (feeling guilty) Our presents. And, and we'd play games with the gazelles and dance with them and not eat them. The End.
Blossom: Diego, maybe you should tell Manny about your Christmas traditions somewhere away from Peaches next time.
Susie: Yeah, you know how she doesn't like the predator eats prey thing.
Tim: Is your dad part of Soto's pack by any chance?
Diego: (cringing at the mention of Soto and his former packmates) You could say that. He's also one of the sabers that got wiped out by the humans unfortunately.
Phoebe: We're very sorry for your loss, Diego. But your father would never followed Soto with his evil plans of killing a human baby for revenge if he loves you and see his true colours.
Diego: Yeah, you're right. My dad would always love me, no matter what I choose which includes joining you guys and the herd.
Phoebe: And don't worry, Peaches. Diego will never hurt you. He doesn't eat family.
Peaches: (sighs in relief) That's good to know.
Lilo: I still can't believe we're spending Christmas with Manny, his family and friends.
Emmy: Me too, Lilo. I've always wanted to see what Christmas was like in the prehistoric times.
Larry: Me too. And me and Bob thought it was about time we taught, Manny and his family about the true meaning of Christmas. Since we already taught some of our other friends it.
Ellie: The true meaning of Christmas?
Bob: Yes, Ellie. But we'll tell you all later.
Manny: Sounds good me.
Diego: Me too.
Piglet: Hey, h-h-has anyone seen Sid?
Sid: (off-screen) I'm right here! [sliding over on-screen and and hugging an unamused Diego] Merry Christmas, my mammals.
Pooh: Merry Christmas to you too, Sid.
Oard: You missed the Christmas Rock presentation.
Sid: Wow, that's some crazy rock.
Manny: Step away from the stone.
Sid: Why?
Manny: You'll break it.
Ellie: Sid can't break a rock.
Diego: Don't tempt him.
Tommy: Ellie's not tempting Sid, Diego. She's just saying that it's impossible for Sid to break a rock because rocks are unbreakable. Everyone knows that.
Wanda: Yeah. You and Manny worry too much. Although, this rock is so shiny, I can see my reflection on it.
Thomas: Yeah, yeah, we get it, you two. Diego was joking.
Peaches: Uncle Sid, we need this so that Santa can find us tonight.
Sid: What, this? Oh, pfft, he could go right past it. You need something bigger, taller, sparklier. Something with a pizazz. Um, a tree.
Manny: A Christmas tree. Pfft, you know how ridiculous that sounds?
Larry: Manny, Christmas trees aren't ridiculous. Back in the future, where we come from we have Christmas trees in our homes.
Manny: Really?
Max: Yeah!
Cassie: They bring light and joy into the hearts of everyone who puts them up. Plus, they're beautiful to look at.
Kimi: Yeah. Besides, Christmas isn't Christmas without a tree.
Diego: But there's millions of trees out there, Kimi. How would anyone notice this one?
Sid: Well, we could decorate it.
Mickey Mouse: Well that's what we do to the trees where we come from.
Sid: My point exactly, Mickey! (claps twice) Crash! Eddie! Guys!
Crash and Eddie: (whooping)
Sid: (humming)
[Sid, Crash, Eddie and the characters decorate the tree with a variety of things such as worms, fish skeletons and baby hedgehogs. Crash finishes with a spider web for tinsel]
Sid: And voila.
Characters: Wow.
Diego: It does look pretty good.
Manny: Ah, it'll never catch on.
Peaches: It's beautiful.
Minnie Mouse: Glad you think so, Peaches.
Carlod: Sorry, Manny but it looks like The Christmas tree will be more eye-catching than your rock. No offence, though.
Sid: Hmm, it needs a certain razzle-dazzle on the top. Something that says "Sid". [accidentally backs into a tree and gets an icy star stuck in his butt] Ah!
[Seeing the star after freeing himself from the tree, Sid picks it off his butt and sticks it on top of the tree]
Sid: And just like that, a tradition is born.
[Suddenly, the tree tilts due to Sid's weight and as he lets go, the tree flings back up again sending the star flying off and spinning in the air, causing the animals to panic and scatter. The star slices through Manny's tuft of hair as he ducks but the top half lands back on the bottom half shortly afterwards]
Manny: Hey!
[The star does a loop de loop then smashes into the Christmas Rock, shattering to pieces on impact]
Manny, Ellie, Peaches and Characters: (gasp)
Sid: Seriously, what did you think was gonna happen?
[The rock suddenly breaks into a million pieces]
Diego: Yep. That says "Sid" alright.
Carlos: Even though I'm a comedian that's not very funny.
Thomas: Sid, what have you done?
[Manny picks up a piece of the rock but it shatters. His sad expression turns to anger as he turns to face Sid]
Manny: (growling)
Sid: Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?
Manny: You're about to be a spirit of Christmas, Sid!
Sid: Manny, please! I'm so sorry!
Manny: You know what, Sid, I'm the least of your worries! You gotta answer to Santa!
Sid: Santa? Santa Claus?
Manny: He is never gonna forgive this! You just got yourself on Santa's... uh, uh, Santa's naughty list!
Sid: (gasps)
Percy: Wait, are you serious?
Peaches: Santa has a naughty list?
Manny: Yeah.
Arnold: That's how it works where we come from too.
Donald Duck: Yeah, and if you're not good, then he puts your name on it.
Crash: We're never good.
Eddie: Then why stop now?
[He kicks Crash in the chest]
Daisy Duck: Oh, i'm sure you two are good.
Manny: Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas.
Sid, Peaches, Percy Crash and Eddie: (gasps)
Percy: YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!
Sid: But, no! Why me?! Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh.
Keesha: If you had been more careful with your tree decorating would've been a start, Sid. You need to learn to be more careful when doing things.
Phil: But unfortunately, Sid is just being a screw up as usual.
Lil: Phil, you're not helping.
Phil: What? Being honest is bad sometimes?
Bob: Yeah, Iago. Sometimes honesty can be helpful, sometimes it makes things worse.
Tigger: Yeah but Sid didn't mean to break that rock. It was an accident.
Mickey: You might try telling that to Manny since he's cross at Sid.
Thomas: Yeah, Mickey, but I don't think he'll wanna listen.
Ellie: The naughty list? Where did you come up with that?
Manny: Relax. Sid's gullible but he's not that gullible. He knows that Santa stuff is just for kids.
Characters: Huh?!
Peaches: What?! You don't believe in Santa?!
Manny: Um, I... Well...
Ellie: Of course he believes. That's the magic of Christmas.
Ralphie: Are you sure?
Peaches: If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you!
[She walks off]
Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she?
Manny: Well, too bad, I'm a grown up. Grown ups don't believe in the naughty list.
Donald: Whatever.
Goofy: Manny, of course there's a Santy! Otherwise we'd have a lot out-of-work elves runnin' around.
Manny: Are you sure?
Goofy: Sure? Heck, I'm sure! And I'd love to explain but I gotta go cheer up Sid.
Sid: (sobs) I'm not getting Christmas!
Crash: Don't cry, Sid.
Sid: Why not?
Eddie: Your tears are freezing solid.
Sid: Huh?
[He look down to see his feet are indeed encased in ice. He tries to pull them out but to no avail]
Sid: (sobs then screams)
[Sid slides away down the slopes as Crash looks at Eddie. Meanwhile, Scrat looks for his acorn until he finds it lodged in a lake of ice. He jumps onto the ice but slips as he slides toward it. He tries to reach for it but to no avail. He sprints toward his acorn then latches onto it with his tongue like a lasso. He spins around the acorn till he spins into a bundle. Scrat yanks the acorn out of the ice with his teeth and catches it. He dances around the lake, making an acorn picture as he goes. He then slides through a log only to find his acorn has got stuck in a spider's web. The object he is holding onto turns into a spider, which bites him. The scene changes back to Diego, Sid, Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Thomas, Percy, the Rugrats, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Lilo, Stitch and the dragon land gang]
Sid: Why am I on Santa's naughty list? Why? Why?
Diego: My guess: Because he doesn't have a loser list.
Sid: Well, thanks for trying to cheer me up. I still feel terrible.
Cassie: I'm sure Manny will forgive you eventually, Sid. Besides, it was an accident and accidents happen.
Zak: If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, it's him, if you ask me.
Peaches: Zak's right. Pull it together, Uncle Sid, we've got work to do.
Sid: But I'm still sulking.
Crash: No time.
Eddie: We're going to the Pole.
Percy: Pole? (gasps) You mean the north pole?
Peaches: Yes, Percy. We're gonna find Santa so that I can prove to my dad that he's real. And we're gonna get you off that list.
Crash: And us too.
Eddie: We might be naughty but we still want Christmas.
Goofy: Well you two aren't that naughty.
Thomas: Guys, guys, hold on. It's not that simple. The North Pole is too far away. Christmas would be over by the time we got there.
Sid: Peaches, honey, Thomas is right. You can't come with us. This is a very dangerous journey. The North Pole is a deselect land of ice and snow.
[There's a big pause as they look around them]
Crash: This isn't exactly Miami.
Kimi: Yeah, because your home has ice and snow around as far as I can see.
Tommy: And cities and other modern things weren't built yet.
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, since we travel back in time to here, doc.
Emmy: Are you sure you want to go, Peaches? I mean, you can't just go somewhere without telling your parents where you're going.
Peaches: Of course I'm sure. Come on, guys, I want us all to have Christmas together.
Lilo: Well, if you say so, Peaches.
Thomas: Well, looks like we're doing this.
Percy: Yeah. What do you think, Sid?
Sid: Hmm. I don't know. It's wildly irresponsible and impulsive, but let's do it! Northward ho!
Crash and Eddie: Ho-ho-ho!
Peaches: (sighs) Uh, guys? Let's follow the Northern Lights! North, get it?
Pooh: She's got a point. Christopher Robin told me that the Northern Lights are also known for their scientific name the,,,,uh,,, what was it again?
Susie: Oh, i remember! It's"The Aurora Borialice".
Thomas: That's right, Susie. If we follow the Northern Lights to the North Pole, we'll be there in no time.
Sid: Northward, ho!
Peaches: Santa, ho!
Crash, Eddie and characters: Ho-ho-ho!
[They set off, following the Northern Lights. The scene changes to them walking]
Sid: On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me~
Nine fleas a-biting!~
Peaches: Eight pounds of earwax~
Eddie: Seven frosty fingers~ (screams as one of his fingers falls off)
Crash: Six frosty fingers~
Sid, Peaches, Crash and Eddie: Five rotten...~
Sid: (as they enter a thick blanket of fog) Eggs?
Crash: Huh. I think we just marched off the Earth.
Sid: No, it's a whiteout. We'll be safe as long as we all [sees everyone else has disappeared] stay together. Peaches, where are you?
Peaches: Uncle Sid?
Sid: Peaches?
Peaches: Uncle Sid?
Sid: Peaches? Huh?
[Peaches walks on with Sid on her head, though the fog makes it seem like they've merged as a centaur]
Eddie: Eddie? Where are you, Eddie? [stops and realizes he's been looking for himself when he really should be looking for Crash] Oh, wait. I'm Eddie.
[The fog clouds the screen and only the possums' eyes are visible. They look left and right until they find themselves staring right at each other. Sid, Peaches and the Characters bump into them and turn to see they've all found each other]
Goofy: Oh, there you guys are.
Phil: Ugh, why must fog always be so thick? It's already hard enough to see my own paw in front of my face as it is.
Thomas: Sid, how about Percy and I lead the way with my lamps? They should help us find our way.
Sid: Okay, Thomas. Lead the way. Okay, everyone, grab hold of your buddy and follow Hiro.
[Everyone holds onto one another as Percy and Thomas leads them on, unaware that they are heading toward the edge of a ravine between two cliffs]
Sid: After all, he does have an excellent sense of direction. Wait!
[Everyone stops just as they near the edge]
Sid: (sneezes)
Peaches: Bless you.
Sid: Thank you.
Percy: [seeing the cliff edge as they move on, gasps] Everyone, stop! We're about to go over a...
[But it's too late, they end up plunging into the ravine]
Percy: Cliiiiifffff!
Everyone: [screaming]
[Just then, a reindeer grabs them all and carries them back up to safety. Peaches is firstly dropped on the ledge, screaming as she tumbles into an old tree. Sid, Crash, Eddie and the Characters fall onto the tree and the ground, all very relieved to be alive. The reindeer shakes snow off himself as he lands]
Prancer: Ha! Did you see what I just did there? (makes zipping noises) Pa-pow!
Peaches: You're a reindeer.
Prancer: I know.
Sid: You can fly!
Prancer: I know.
Crash: You're amazing!
Prancer: I know! Check it out, Sauerkraut. I can hover, roll and zing.
Percy: Zing?
Prancer: Zing! [coming up behind them] Bam!
Everyone: [yelps]
Prancer: (chuckles)
Sid: (coughs)
Peaches: What's your name?
Prancer: My name is, um, uh, Prancer.
Eddie: Prancer?
Crash and Eddie: [laughing]
Prancer: [unamused] It's a family name.
Goofy: Oh, don't listen to them. They're just like to laugh at the wrong times. (laughs)
All: Goofy!
Chuckie: But the point is, you saved our lives and we'll never forget you.
Sid: Yeah. Have a merry Christmas.
Prancer: Are you sure you don't need my help?
Sid: Oh, no thank you. You've done more than enough. Look, we'll take it from here. Aah!
[However he falls over the edge of the cliff again though Peaches catches him with her trunk just in time]
Peaches: The reindeer comes with us.
[The scene changes to Manny looking at something]
Manny: Uh, what do you think?
Diego: You want an honest answer or a Christmas answer?
Manny: Uh, Christmas answer.
Mickey: Well, it's uh,,,
Bob: That is to say, uh...
Diego: It's gorgeous.
[The Christmas Rock, which Manny had tried to put back together with sticks and mud, falls apart to their dismay]
Ellie: Manny?
Manny: Huh?
Ellie: Have you seen Peaches? I can't find her anywhere. And Sid, Crash and Eddie are gone, too!
Donald: Guys? Have you seen, Goofy? We can't find him also.
Mickey: What?!
Wanda: Guys! Bugs Bunny, Thomas and Percy are gone too!
Blossom: So are the rugrats, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Lilo, Stitch and the dragon land gang!
Diego: Last I saw them, they were trying to figure out how to get off Santa's Naughty List.
Characters: What?!
Manny: What Naughty List? I made it up!
Characters: Huh?!
Wanda: You made the whole thing up?!
Manny: Well, yeah. I was just mad at Sid. I didn't think he or the others would believe me.
Bob: Aw, great! Now because of you our friends and your daughter are missing!
Ellie: We gotta find them. Diego, can you pick up Sid's scent?
Diego: I can but it makes my eyes burn.
Manny Ellie and Characters: Do it!
Diego: (sighs, sniffs then recoils and gags in disgust) Got it.
[They head off. The scene changes back to Prancer, Peaches, Sid, Crash, Eddie, Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Thomas, Percy, the Rugrats, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Lilo, Stitch and the dragon land gang heading to the North Pole]
Sid: So, Prancer, how long will it take us to get to the, uh, North Pole?
Prancer: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You can't walk to the North Pole. It's too far. But I can fly you there. No sweat, on Air Prancer.
Lilo: Well, it would be a nice change, my feet are aching already.
Zak: You're not kidding.
Sid: Oh, oh, no, we couldn't.
Prancer: No, no, no, no. My family raised me to be good to strangers and there's really no one stranger than you guys.
Sid: Huh?
Ord: Come on, who could say no to an offer like this?
Max: I say we take Prancer's offer. Besides, it'll save time.
Cassie: Yeah, some of you you can ride on me and the other dragons too.
Percy: Then what are we waiting for?
Peaches: Shotgun!
[Soon they are in the air, though Prancer is straining under Peaches' weight]
Prancer: We've run into a little turbulence, folks. Please fasten your seatbelts.
Peaches: I'm not too heavy, am I?
Prancer: No, no. You're light as a feather. A 788 pound feather.
Sid: (gags) Do you come equipped with barf bags? (gags again)
Tigger: Looks like Sid is getting air sick.
Emmy: This is gonna be a long ride.
(We cut to black)
The Eight Polish Foods of Christmas[]
The Announcer: And now it's time for a VeggieTales Christmas Party. The part of the show where we join our veggie friends at their annual Christmas party. (title card flips over to Qwerty) Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!
Jimmy: Man, I'm starving.
Jerry: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer.
Jimmy: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled.
Jerry: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve sleds...
Pa Grape: Hey Bob, have any Ritz Bits?
Bob: I'm sorry, Pa. Not yet. The food's not here yet.
Larry: Hey look everybody! It's Oscar the Polish Caterer with the food!
(Gourds cheering)
Oscar: Hello everyone! I hope you're hungry!
Bob: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Oscar! What took you so long?
Oscar: The Kowalski wedding, those people eat like you wouldn't believe.
Jimmy and Jerry: We believe!
Bob: Well, what'ya bring us?
Oscar: What'd I bring you? What'd I bring you?! I tell you what I bring you!! The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, A boiled potato topped with dill weed. The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Two steamed perogies.
Jimmy: Ahh, what's a perogi?
Oscar: It's dough. Wrapped around meat.
Jimmy: Oh!
All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed.
Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Three simmered gołąbkis.
Larry: What's a gołąbki?
Oscar: It's cabbage. Wrapped around meat.
Larry: Oh.
Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies,
All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed.
Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked paprikas.
Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?
Oscar: It's a bell pepper, stuffed with meat.
Archibald: I see.
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis,
Jimmy: Two steamed perogies,
All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed.
(Jimmy hiccups)
Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Five smoked kielbasas.
Pa Grape: What's a kielbasa?
Oscar: It's pretty much just meat.
Pa Grape: Oh.
Archibald: Four baked paprikas,
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis,
Jimmy: Two steamed perogies,
All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed.
Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Six fried chruścikis.
Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?
Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust.
Others: Ohhhh.
Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas,
Archibald: Four baked paprikas,
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis,
Jimmy: Two steamed perogies,
All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed.
Bob: Whoa Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full...
Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Seven pitted prunes.
Junior: I don't like prunes.
Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em, son.
Archibald: Oh, is that right.
Pa Grape: Uh huh.
Bob: Six fried chruścikis,
Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas, Oy!
Archibald: Four baked paprikas,
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis,
Jimmy: Two steamed perogies,
All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed.
Pa Grape: I'm gonna bust!
Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Eight poppy seed cakes,
Larry: Poppies! (3x)
(all yawning)
Pa Grape: There's no place like home.
Junior: Seven pitted prunes,
Bob: Six fried chruścikis,
Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas. (Laughing)
Archibald: Four baked paprikas,
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis,
Jimmy: Two steamed perogies...
All: ...and a boiled potato topped with dillweed.
(everybody except Oscar falls down, feeling tired)
Announcer: This has been a VeggieTales Christmas Party. Tune in next time to hear Oscar say...
Oscar: Anybody wanna lick the spoon?
Veggies: Uuuugggg...
Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas: Act II[]
[The scene changes to Manny and Ellie pushing through a snowstorm]
Manny: Peaches! Peaches!
Larry: Sid! Goofy! Thomas!
D,A: Crash! Eddie! Lilo! Pooh! Anyone!
Ellie: Manny, where's Diego?
Diego: (muffled shouting)
Manny: Diego! Buddy, are you okay?
[Manny taps Diego's frozen shell but his butt sticks out startling Manny]
Manny: Aah!
[Diego breaks his head out the other end]
Diego: Glad you didn't kiss me?
[Diego shakes the snow off of him. Manny wipes snow from his face]
Manny: Are you sure this is North?
Diego: I don't know. I... I'm all scrambled. Wait, tracks!
Ellie: Uh, Diego?
[Ellie points to the circle of footprints, indicating that they've been going in circles the whole time]
Diego: The geomagnetic whatever, it's messing with my sense of direction.
Manny: Oh, well, that's just great! We're completely lost, my little girl is missing and...
Ellie: Manny, honey, everything's gonna be fine.
Bob: Yeah! Don't panic. We'll find them!
Manny: How?
Ellie: Just believe in the magic of Christmas.
Manny: Oh, this is silly.
Ellie: Just try it.
Manny: It's not gonna work.
Ellie: Do it for Peaches.
Bob: Do you even know the magic of Christmas?
Manny: Uh,
Bob: (sighs) I think it's time we told him about the meaning of Christmas.
(The other nod "yes".)
Manny: Manny, Junior here has a story to tell to you and Ellie and Diego about what Christmas is really about.
Manny: A story?
Junior: Yep. It's called "The First Christmas."
Ellie: Oh, well okay. But is it a short story?
Junior: Actually, it is. A long time ago, there was a man named Joseph who was supposed to marry a girl named Mary. But they had to go to Bethlehem and Mary was was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and they were terrified. But the angel said..."Don't be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all people. Today in the town of David, a savior has been born to you. He is Christ the Lord. You will know who he is because you'll find him dressed in baby clothes and lying in a manger." After Jesus was born, wise men from the east came to Jerusalem and asked..."Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw His star in the east and have come to worship him."
Diego: A star?
Larry: When Jesus was born a very bright star lit of the sky.
Bob: Long ago before this, prophets all over said when the star lit up the sky the baby was to be born.
Diego: Oh.
Junior: And all this took place to fulfill what the prophet had said: "She will give birth to a son and they will call Him Emmanuel, God with us."
[Christmas Shines starts]
Minnie: God gave us all families, moms and dads. He gave us smiles for when we feel glad He gives us hope because he loves everyone And he gave everything when gave us his son Oh Christmas shines most bright and true When you give the love God gave to you Yes Christmas shines most bright and true When you give the love God gave to you.
[Christmas Shines ends]
Larry: You see, Christmas isn't about getting. It's about giving! And it's especially about a little baby named Jesus, who was the greatest gift of all. God sent Jesus, to help us because the world is full of sin.
Bob: But Jesus would grow up to heal people, to make blind people see and lame people walk, to show us what life is like when all the bad stuff is wiped away. And we can join him. We can help spread the Kingdom of God. And then one day, when it is time, God will set everything right. That's a lot of love. And when we help others, we let his love shine through.
(The all the friends start to fully understand.)
Manny: Oh. I thought Christmas was all about presents and family.
Bob: Well not that, presents and family are bad. You just need to believe in the meaning of Christmas. So just try to do it for Peaches.
Manny: [sighs] Okay. I'll try. [shuts his eyes] I believe. I believe.
[Suddenly, the snowstorm stops and the clouds part revealing the Northern Lights. Ellie looks up]
Ellie: Manny, look! The northern lights! North. Get it?
Manny: Um, that was just a coincidence, right?
Ellie: Who cares? I'll take it.
D,A: If we follow the northern lights, we'll find Peaches, Sid, Crash, Eddie and our friends!
Larry: You're right, D,A! Let's go!
[They carry on. The scene changes to Peaches, Prancer, Sid, Crash, Eddie Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Thomas, Percy, the Rugrats, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Lilo, Stitch and the dragon land gang arriving at a candycane tree and sugar plum bushes forest close to the North Pole]
All: Whoa.
Crash: We must be getting close.
[Peaches eats one of the sugar plums from one of the bushes]
Peaches: Sugar plums!
[Pooh licks a candycane tree]
Pooh: Peppermint!
[He, Crash and Eddie lick it again. Sid looks at something offscreen]
Sid: Yellow snow, my favorite!
Prancer: Don't, just don't.
Phil: Oooh, tasty treats. (eat some candy)
Goofy: They are delicious. (eats some gingerbeard)
[Tigger eat some sweets]
Tigger: Uh, fellows, I don't think we're alone. Look!
Male voice: Halt! None shall pass.
[Everyone looks to see a blue mini-sloth holding a spear standing silhouetted against the sun]
Sid: Oh. Oh, hi, little guy. So, who are you?
Mini-Sloth: We are the Santourage. We keep intruders out so Santa can do his work without interruption.
Peaches: I knew he was real! You've gotta let us see him.
Mini-Sloth: It is forbidden! Turn back, I command you. Bye!
Lilo: Oh, yeah? You and what army, short stuff?
All: Lilo!
[The mini-sloth snaps his claws and an entire army of mini-sloths appear, brandishing weapons]
Sid: Oh, that army.
Lilo: Oops.
Bugs Bunny: [to Lilo] You had to ask!
Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
Crash: Hasta luego.
Eddie: Feliz Navidad.
Max: But you gotta let us in. Sid's on the list.
Sid: I am? [Max glares at him] I mean, yeah, I am.
Mini-Solth: He must not be disturbed or we won't get presents. You have been warned. Unleash heck!
[The Mini-Sloths advances blocking off all escape points]
Bugs Bunny: We're surrounded!
Lilo: Back off, you little fleabags or we'II fight our way in!
Stitch: Mega Nala Kweesta!
Thomas: Yeah, you don't scare us!
Tigger: Bring it on, you little fleabags! You're no match for the power of...
[Prancer flies up but gets stuck in an icy ceiling above]
Prancer: Flight.
Lilo: Tries to fly but only gets stuck. [laughs]
Percy: Lilo, now is not the time for jokes!
Pooh: We'd better get Prancer out of there before dealing with these furballs.
Peaches: Everybody, grab a leg and pull!
Prancer: Aah!
[Everyone grabs one of Prancer's legs and pulls as hard as they can]
Prancer: Ow! [hears a cracking noise] Huh?
Piglet: (gasps) What is that noise?
[Everyone looks to see a big crack in the ceiling Prancer's stuck in. It starts to widen]
Characters: Uh-oh.
[The crack continues to expand and a snowball flies through the air then bounces a few times before hitting Manny in the back]
Manny: Huh? Uh...
[Manny, Ellie, Diego and the others look to see an avalanche heading right for them]
Larry: Avalanche!
Ellie: Run!
[They try to run but the avalanche quickly catches up and sweeps them along with it]
Everyone: [screaming]
[The scene changes to Santa just finishing up on toy making while singing Santa Claus Is Coming To Town but referring to himself in first person]
Santa: You better watch out~
You better not cry~
You better not pout~
I'm telling you why~
I am coming to town~
Yes!~
I'm make a list~
And checking it twice!~
[He whistles the rest of the tune as he heads off but then he hears a rumbling and turns to see the avalanche heading right for him]
Santa: Ah, nutmeg. [as he gets swept up by the avalanche] Ho, ho, no!
[Once the avalanche has stopped, everyone picks themselves up, groaning in pain]
Manny: (groans as he pulls a tree off himself)
Ellie: (gasps for air)
Mini Sloths: (groaning)
[Prancer pulls Sid free from the snow sending him flying]
Sid: (screaming)
[Diego is just picking himself up when Sid lands on top of him]
Diego: Sid?
Ellie: Sid, where're Peaches?
Larry: And where are our friends?
Manny: Peaches!
Ellie: Guys!
Sid: Where are ya?
Prancer: [seeing something] Over here!
Diego: Wait, wait. The reindeer fly up here?
Prancer: This one does, cuz.
Diego: [coughs]
Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Thomas, Percy, the Rugrats, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Lilo, Stitch and the dragon land gang: [groaning]
Thomas: Everyone okay?
Percy: I'm fine, Connor.
Tigger: Ooh, what an avalanche. Thank goodness we survived. Unlike the one I caused.
Piglet: (spits out snow) I prefer to slide down slides than have a snow slide any day.
Cassie: Well, at least we're OK.
Goofy: Huh. Well, that was kinda nuts.
Thomas: You're telling me. I almost had my wheels torn off.
Lilo: Hey, guys, look. We got company.
Manny: Peaches! Guys!
Peaches: Daddy!
Ellie: Oh, baby, we were so worried about you. [kisses Peaches several times in relief]
Bob: Guys!
Mickey: Are you all okay?
Goofy: We're fine, Mickey.
Tigger: Just a little cold, that's all.
Manny: Oh, you... You are so grounded!
Peaches: Sorry, Daddy.
Manny: I'm talking to Sid.
Sid: Sorry, Daddy.
All: Sid!
Lilo: Well, at least we're not in trouble for running off like that.
Emmy: Uh, I think we've got bigger problems to worry about than that, Lilo.
Santa: Frolicking fruitcake!
[Everyone turns to see Santa walking toward them with an angry expression on his face]
Sid: It's Santa!
Manny: Just 'cause there's a fat guy, doesn't make him Santa.
Santa: I'm not fat! It's this suit, it's very poofy.
Junior: Sounds oddly familiar.
Sid: Manny, it is Santa! And he's just as old and decrepit as I imagined. And, oh, so jolly.
Percy: Uh, he doesn't look so jolly right now, Sid.
Santa: Oh, look at this mess. Two hours to Christmas and everything's ruined! My toys, my sleigh! All my hard work.
Sid: Um, would this be a good time to talk about getting off the Naughty List?
Manny: Sid, there's no such thing.
Santa: There is now, Manfred. Thanks for the idea.
[Santa pulls out a long sheet of paper which unravels as names begin to appear on it, becoming the Naughty list]
Manny: Wait, wait! How do you know my... [sees his name appear on the list] ...name? [suddenly realizes that it really is Santa] Santa?
Diego: Hey, what did we do?
Sid: Ahem. [gestures to the damage]
Diego: Oh, right. Destroyed Christmas.
Larry: And why are Manny , his family and the sloths only on there?
Santa: Because you guys believed in me and didn't destroy all this, Larry.
Larry: Oh.
Ord: Oh, come on! They've been good all year!
Cassie: Well, Ord, looks like they won't be being given any presents since everything's gone wrong.
Manny: Peaches, you were... I mean, I mean, I was... That's Santa! Standing right there. He's real!
Peaches: Duh!
Lilo: Oh, so now you believe in Santa, Mr. I Don't Believe In Christmas Magic?
Manny: What are you talking abou... [realizes what Izzy means] Oh, boy.
Santa: There's gonna be a lot of disappointed kids tomorrow morning.
Sid: (as Diego whacks him in the head) Ow!
Keesha: Once again, Sid, you've screwed up as always.
Phoebe: Keesha, you're not helping.
Keesha: What? It's true.
Thomas: But it wasn't Sid's fault. It was an accident and accidents happen.
Tommy: Yeah, yet all you do is blame Sid for everything.
Kimi: I agree with you, Tommy. Sid just can't help being who he is.
Daisy: True, but it looks like we won't be having a good Christmas with Manny and his family after all. And neither will the rest of the kids of the world.
Pooh: Oh, bother.
Percy: This is hopeless. Christmas is ruined!
[Everyone looks down in shame but Manny puts on a look of determination]
Junior: No, there must be a way.
Manny: Junior's right. There's gotta be a way to fix this.
Peaches: Dad, it's impossible! There's only eight of us. Even with the Veggie and Character Gang.
Manny: [pointing to the Mini-Sloths] And 800 of them!
Mini Sloth: Wait, us? You mean, as in, us?
Mickey: Oh, indeed. We can try and put things right like always.
Manny: You never thought to give the old fat boy a hand, huh? And Mickey's right. Besides Bob and Larry taught me there's more to Christmas than just presents. Come on, Peach. You taught me to believe. What do you say?
Peaches: [to a Mini-Sloth] Hit it! [as he hits her butt] Ow! Not me!
Lilo: Talk about bum hit.
Peaches: Hey, watch it!
[The Mini-Sloth plays a drum as the song Deck the Halls starts playing as work gets underway to repair the damage and replace all the presents lost in the avalanche]
Sid: Deck the halls with moss and rock weed~
Crash and Eddie: Fa-la-la-la-la~
What's a hall?~
Sid: 'Tis the season...~
Crash and Eddie: What's a season?~
Sid: Fa-la-la-la-la~
Just play along~
I can fix this, Mr. Santa~
Mini Sloths: We can fa-la-la-la-la-along~
Sid: Give a sloth a chance~
Now, can't you?~
Mini Sloth: Too many "la's" are in this song~
[Peaches takes his sword and shield from him and throws them to Prancer who catches them in his mouth]
Prancer: I have no idea why I just did that.
Sid: That's a toy! And that's a toy! And this? This is no good for anything.
[Sid tosses the boomerang away but it hits him in the head before falling into a blue female mini-sloth's hand]
Ellie: Sid has got the proper spirit~
Crash and Eddie: Fa-la-la-la-la~
Crash: Hey, not too bad~
Sid: Beautiful!~
Manny: Don't let Sid near it~
Mini Sloths: Fa-la-la-la-la~
Peaches: Come on now, Dad~
Ellie: We can do it~
Manny: If we hurry~
Sid: Lend a claw~
Diego: Lend a paw~
Sid and Diego: Everyone~
Crash and Eddie: Even if you're small and furry~
Peaches: All together we can get it done~
Mini Sloth: A ball of twine? Who's gonna want that?
Diego: Whoo! All right!
Ellie: What do we do with this?
Manny: Oh, why don't we put it here. [Sid kisses him] Hey!
Sid: Something about that mistletoe...
Santa: This shall go down in the annals~
Mini Sloths: Fa-la-la-la-la~
Sid: But we're not through~
Peaches: Peace and goodwill towards all mammals~
Crash: Oh, you shouldn't have~
Eddie: Just for you~
[Eddie punches Crash. Sid stuffs a toy sloth in tree wrapping then throws it onto a sled with several others as Peaches puts another on the pile]
Diego: Things were looking grim and tragic~
Manny: But we got busy and pulled it off~
Peaches: Now we found some Christmas magic~
Sid: All because of each and every sloth~
[He dances a jig]
Diego: "All because of each and every sloth"?~
Everyone: All because of each~
And everyone~
Santa: I can't believe it. These presents! The decorations! This sleigh!
Crash: Ain't she fly?
Susie: And very stylish if I do say so myself. I helped with the details.
Sid: I bet the mini sloths could help you make presents every year. Right, guys?
Mini Sloth: Well, we're gonna need hats. Cute hats.
Thomas: Well, don't worry. You'll get them from Santa.
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, docs. You make better elves than soldiers.
Phoebe: I agree. In fact, it looks like you got enough toys for every child on Earth.
Santa: Every child? Around the world? I wish I could, but I don't see how.
Prancer: Hah. Santa, I'm giving you the biggest Christmas gift of all. Me! You're flying Air Prancer tonight.
Sid: (putting a harness on Prancer) Oh, that's the spirit, Prancy boy!
Prancer: Time to put this deer in high gear. Vroom, vroom!
[Prancer goes to take off but the sleigh is too heavy for him to move]
Prancer: Um...
Sid: Up, up and away!
Prancer: (straining) Come on!
Sid: Saving Christmas here we go! (as Prancer tries again) Anytime you're ready.
Prancer: I can't believe it! I failed.
Santa: (sighs but then feels something pushing from behind) Huh?
Bob: This team does not give up that easy.
Manny: Yeah, same goes to my family too.
Peaches: All right, Dad!
Thomas: Come on, everyone. Let's help them push.
[Peaches and the characters go to the back to help Thomas and Manny push]
Manny: Come on, Prancer. We have to keep trying. You're the only flying reindeer we've got. Unless you know 10 others.
Prancer: [realizing what Manny's talking about] You're right. I can't do this alone.
[Prancer flies away]
Manny: Wait, where you going?
Keesha: Great, we just lost our only hope of saving Christmas.
Santa: Perfect.
Sid: Wow! Heck of a day, eh, Santa? Come on! Ho ho ho. [Santa glares at him] Oh. Still on the Naughty List, huh?
Santa: (while nodding) Hmph!
[The scene changes to Sid, Manny, Ellie, Diego, Crash, Eddie and the characters trying to pull the sleigh but to no avail]
Sid: Okay, so we traveled about 30 feet so far. If we keep up this pace, we should make it around the world in what? Let's say just under 8000 years?
Everyone: (groans in frustration)
Santa: Bah, humbug.
Prancer: Hey, guys! Manny's right! Nothing's impossible if you pull together. Meet my family.
[Seven other flying reindeer fly into view]
Prancer: Dasher, Dancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner...
Cupid: [as Donner pushes her out of the way] Whoa!
Prancer: ...and Blitzen.
[Lightning strikes as Blitzen stares blankly]
Crash: Blitzen?
Eddie: And I thought Prancer was bad!
Crash and Eddie: [laughing then screaming as Blitzen drags them into the sky]
Crash: Nice name.
Eddie: It suits you.
Kimi: Maybe you two should learn to laugh when it's necessary. [to Blitzen] Apologies, they meant no offence.
[Later, all the reindeer are harnessed and ready to go]
Manny: Thanks, Prancer.
Larry: We really thought you had abandoned us when we needed you most. But you're just getting your family, what a relief.
Prancer: I thought I was such a hotshot, but sometimes you gotta have a little help.
Manny: That's what this herd has taught me...
Sid: Stay.
[Sid kisses Diego under some mistletoe but he growls and pounces on him]
Sid: Aah!
Manny: ...among other things. Especially since Bob and Larry and their friends and their friends taught me and my family about the true meaning of Christmas.
Bob: Our pleasure Manny. Now you and your family better get a move on, Prancer. Christmas is almost over.
Prancer: Now, let's do this.
[Prancer and his family pull and the sleigh starts to move. Eventually, the reindeer pushes themselves off the ground and pull the sleigh into the sky]
Santa: Ha-ha! Yeah!
Characters: Hooray!
[Santa flies off into the sky and everyone waves goodbye]
Santa: Hey, Manfred! Nice job!
[He tosses the Naughty List to Manny who catches it. The Naughty List turns into the Nice List and everyone's name turns green, even Sid's much to his delight]
Sid: I got Christmas!
Larry: (chuckles) Looks like Sid's actions helped him get off the Naughty List.
D,A: As well as everyone else in Manny's family, thank goodness.
Junior: True and I think we've all been reminded of something tonight.
Laura: What's that, Junior?
Junior: That Christmas isn't about getting. It's about giving! And it's especially about a little baby named Jesus, who was the greatest gift of all.
Goofy: That is so true.
Percy: I'm just glad we were able to save Christmas in time.
Thomas: Me too, Percy. And now, we can all enjoy the holidays together.
Bob: Indeed, we can, Thomas.
Peaches: See what happens when you believe, Dad?
Manny: I gotta say, I'm kinda digging the holiday magic.
Ellie: Merry Christmas you two.
Santa: Ho ho ho!
[Presents land near Crash and Eddie who cheer happily]
Eddie: All right! Whoo-hoo!
Carlos: Yes! Presents!
Tigger: Thanks, Santy. Yippee!
Santa: You're welcome, and merry Christmas!
[Presents fall out of the sack behind Santa. It turns out to be Scrat as he lifts his acorn up out of the enormous pile. On it is a label which says "To Scrat from Santa". Scrat hugs the acorn but the top comes off in the wind and blows away. Scrat then finds that there is more than one acorn inside as he continues to take the tops off eventually finishing with nothing but a tiny acorn in his paw. He smiles and goes to kiss it but the wind blows it away. Scrat tries to chase after it but falls off the sleigh and gets his leg stuck in a vine which sends him flying toward the reindeer causing them to kick him one at a time as they run through the sky before the camera pans out to reveal the Earth. The screen fades to black as the episode ends]