The Veggie and Character Gang's Adventures of It's a Meaningful Life/Transcript

Transcript[]

Opening Countertop[]

Bob: Hi kids. I'm Bob the Tomato.
Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber.
Bob: And we're here to answer your questions.
Larry: That's right.
Bob: Today we have... (pause)
Larry: Whatcha waiting for Bob?
Bob: Well, I uh, I was waiting for someone to interrupt me.
Larry: Why would anyone want to interrupt you?
Bob: It's just that usually I try to start the show and then I get interrupted by someone who messes everything up.
Larry: No.
Bob: And suddenly all my plans go to waste and we end up doing some wacky thing like western Bible stories.
Larry: Who would do such a thing?
Bob: So this time I didn't plan anything. (pause) So uh, well, don't you have a broken aardvark behind your back or a letter other than the one we're supposed to answering?
Larry: (gasps) Are you saying I'm the one who interrupts you?
Bob: Well, it's been kind of a pattern.
Larry: Bob, I had no idea. I thought this was our show.
Bob: Well, it is but I feel like...
Larry: I never realized how you felt.
Bob: I'm not upset, I just feel like...
Larry: Well, okay then. Since you don't like what I have to say, I just wont speak.
Bob: Now, Larry...
Larry: Mmmm!
Bob: Larry. Really, now.
Larry: Mm-mm!
Bob: Larry, please.
Larry: Mmmh!
Bob: (sighs frustratingly) Well, Qwerty, I guess it's just you and me this time. (Qwerty shows a chirping cricket on his screen.) Very funny. Would you please just bring up today's question?
Qwerty: Today's question comes from Maggie Greenman in Centennial, Texas. (Maggie is shown onscreen.) Greetings, Maggie.
Maggie: Thanks, Qwerty. Hi, Bob. Hi, Larry.
Both: Hi, Maggie.
Bob: What's your question, Maggie?
Maggie: I tried out for the cheerleading team at school. I worked really hard, but I didn't get picked.
Bob: Oh, no! I'm so sorry.
Maggie: I don't understand why I didn't get chosen, but my friend Savannah did. And now she acts all like she's really special. And that makes me feel, well, not very important. What should I do?
Bob: Wow, Maggie. That's a great question. Now I wish I had prepared better.
Larry: (grunts excitedly)
Bob: You have an idea, Larry? That's great!
Larry: (grunts excitedly again)
Bob: I think he said "roll film".
Larry: Mm-hm.

(Fade out.)

It's a Meaningful Life Act I[]

(Fade into a train station as a train rolls by. Pan across a town and focus on a football field.)

Fans: Cheers to Stewart! He's our hero! Charging down the field of green! Others shudder at his presence! Six more points, we win!

(Cut to two opposing football players tackling each other before cutting to the home team, two of which are Stewart his cousin Wanda Green (Larry the Cucumber and Wanda Li) and Morty Bumble (Mr. Lunt)

Bob: Alright guys. We've got one last shot. It's do or die time.
Stewart: Do or die is right. If we don't win this game, we're done.
Wanda: Our last chance of a lifetime will be ruin.
Morty: No Salad Bowl.
Stewart: And no shot of making it to the pros. I wanna be a Twin City Bear, Morty. That's me and Wanda's ticket out of this town.
Wanda: We can't be stuck here forever.
Morty: This town's not so bad.

(We are shown three cheerleaders, one of which is Linda (Ellen).)

Linda: Hi, Morty.
Morty: Hi, Linda.
Bob: Morty!
Morty: Oh! Huh?
Bob: Did you get that? 318 Waggle right. You're the decoy.
Morty: Of course I am. I was born to be the decoy. Quack.
Bob: Stewart "Green Machine", and Wanda, this is your time to shine.
Stewart: Got it, coach. You can count on us.
Wanda: Yeah, let's do this!

(Cut to Stewart's girlfriend: Donna (Petunia Rhubarb), Wanda's boyfriend: John (Ralphie), and Wanda's friend Erica (Keesha Franklin), and Stewart's father (Mr. Nezzer) rooting for him.)

John: Yahoo!
Mr. Green: Make us proud, you two!
Donna: Go, Green Machine!
Erica: You can do it Wanda!

(Some fans are holding up a photo of Stewart. They turn it around and show the back which reads "rock u", though I'm sure they meant "u rock".)

Fans: Six more points! Six more points! Stewart! (2x) Others shudder at his presence, here comes the Green Machine!
Stewart: It's hero time.

(Both teams glare at each other as Bob watches nervously.)

Stewart: What are you doing here?
Player: Down!
Morty: I'm the decoy, 319 Google, right?
Player: Set!
Stewart: No, 318 Waggle right!
Player: Hut!
Morty: Whoops!
Player: Hut!

(Morty runs over to his spot. And the game begins. As the players tackle each other, Morty keeps running to his place.)

Morty: Look at me! I'm the decoy! Quack! (2x)
Stewart: Just stay outta the way!

(Just as one home team member is about to toss the ball, some opposing team members tackle him, but not before he actually throws the ball. As Stewart keeps his eye on the ball, Morty is suddenly distracted by a hot dog stand.)

Morty: Ooh, hot dogs!
Wanda: (gasps) Stewart, look out!

(Stewart jumps and catches the ball, but he lands on Morty's head, letting go of the ball.)

Morty: Sorry!

(The crowd gasps. Stewart lands on the ground. Morty gets up.)

Morty: Quack?

(The ball lands on his head. The scoreboard shows that the home team has won the game. And the crowd cheers. Morty smiles as the fans cheer for their new hero.)

Fans: Bumblebee! (4x)

(Unfortunately, Stewart has been injured. Two paramedics come to carry him off the field and to an ambulance.)

Stewart: Ow.
Wanda: (sighs in disappointment) Rats, everything is ruined.

(Fade to the hospital where we see Stewart bandaged a l a Are You My Neighbor? and up to the point of looking like a mummy.)

Donna: We know you're upset, Stewart and Wanda. But football isn't the only meaningful thing in your future.
Stewart: You just don't understand, Donna.
Donna: No, I guess I don't.
Wanda: But we don't mean anything by it, though.
Erica: We know.

(Stewart's father/Wanda's uncle and her parents Martha, and Doug (Dorothy Ann and Tim) enter the room.)

Stewart: Oh. Hey, Dad. Hey, uncle and aunt.
Wanda: Hey, mom and dad.
Donna: We'll be waiting for you.
John: Feel better, buddy.
Stewart: Thanks, guys.
Martha: We heard what happened.
Doug: Are you okay, Stewart?
Stewart: Yeah, Uncle Doug. I'll be fine.
Mr. Green: Brought you a get well present, Green Machine.

(He presents a toy train, which has an engineer that pops out and says...)

Toy: God bless us everyone.
Stewart: Oh, another one of your toy trains. Thanks, Dad.
Wanda: How thoughtful, uncle.
Mr. Green: Stewart, Wanda, when I was your age, I wanted all the same things you do now. Except I was allergic to grass and hated football. Then I learned that God had a plan for my life. That no matter how bad things got, God was always making sure things turned out right.
Martha: That's right.
Doug: Me and Martha found that out too.
Stewart: But all my life, I've been dreaming of doing bigger, more important things. Being a Twin City Bear. Making a difference.
Mr. Green: Stewart, the doctor is concerned about your injury. He, uh, well, he doesn't think you'll play football again.
Stewart: I know.
Wanda: And if he doesn't play football again then i'm not gonna either.
Mr. Green: Which is why this is more than just a toy. I thought maybe you would, uh, well, help me build them.
Stewart: Work for the toy train factory?
Doug: That sounds like a fun job.
Mr. Green: Yes. And plus, someone's gotta keep the business alive. I know it's not your dream, but it has its rewards and creates jobs for a lot of people.
Stewart: I don't know.
Mr. Green: Think about it, son.

(He places the toy train on the bed before leaving.)

Stewart: I'm never getting out of this town.
Wanda: True. Well maybe only to go on vacation.

(Stewart and Wanda watch as the fans carry their new hero Morty to the train station.)

Fans: Cheers to Morty! He's our hero! Thanks to him, we'll take a trip! Salad Bowl he'll win! He'll conquer! One more win, the championship!
Morty: Now sing the verse again about how handsome I am.
Conductor: All aboard!

(Stewart and Wanda watch as Morty gets on the train before it pulls out of the station. Fade to a timecard that reads "Fifteen years later". Cut to Mr. Green's factory where we see all employees building toy trains for Christmas.)

Linda: Afternoon, Marty.
Marty: Afternoon, Ms. Linda. My, my, you're looking wonderful today. Is that new perfume?
Linda: Hey, Betty. How are the grandkids?
Betty: Apples of my eye, y'know?
Linda: I know. How you doin' Goofy?
Goofy: I'm great. But uh,, when do we get paid?
Linda: Stewart will give you a tip later.

(It turns out that Steward decided to work at the factory, just as his father suggested and his sister Wanda wanted to work with him.)

Stewart: So you see the game last night? What a catch.
Pete: [played by Oscar] It was like he was using superglue!
Steve: I'm telling you, that guy's like Superman, just like him.
Wanda: I know, right?
Linda: Good morning, Mr. and Ms. Green.
Wanda: Good morning to you too, Linda.
Stewart: Hey, Linda. Whatcha got?
Linda: Well, Mr. Green, I got that number you asked for.
Stewart: And?
Linda: Well, to pay the bills and keep the business going, we'll need to make and sell a whole lot of trains by this coming Christmas.
Wanda: When you say "a whole lot," what exactly does that mean, Linda?
Linda: 10,000.

(Stewart does a spit take.)

Steve, Pete, Wanda and Stewart: What?!
Wanda: That'll take forever!
Stewart: How in the world are we going to build 10,000 trains in two months?!

(Another train engineer springs out of the train Stewart's holding.)

Engineer: All aboard!
All: Awwww.
Oscar: That is so cute.
Stewart: I know. I never get tired of that.
Wanda: Me either.
Linda: Sorry, Mr. and Ms. Green. The numbers are the numbers. We can't afford to keep the business going to keep our jobs if we don't get to ten thousand.
Wanda: She has a point.
Steve: Well, I for one need to keep my job. Looks like we're all gonna have to pitch in and start working late.
Pete: Yep, late.
Stewart: Late!
Linda: That's what they said.
Stewart: No, I'm late! Late for football practice! Sorry. See you tomorrow, everybody.

(Stewart leaves the factory in a hurry.)

Linda: Aye yae yae.

(Fade to Stewart at a football field. However, he's no longer playing football. He's instead coaching children about playing football. Two of them are his own children, Art and Barney And one of his nephews, Eddie (played by Max) who is one of Wanda's kids.)

Stewart: Alright, men. Just remember everything we've been working on. Hit it hard and make it happen.
Eddie (Max): Got it, uncle Stewart!
All: Break!

(Stewart blows the whistle. As the boys walk out, Donna, Wanda, John, Erica, and a girl named Emma enter. Emma is another one of his children who as adopted into the family. Wanda's two other girls. Zoe (played by Emmy) and Emily (played by Lilo) enter too.)

Emma: Hi, Daddy.
Stewart: Hey, sweetie.
Emily (Lilo): Hi, uncle Stewart.
Stewart: Hey, Emily and Zoe. Hello, John and Erica.
Erica: Hi.
John: Thanks for inviting us to come watch the practice.
Stewart: My pleasure.
Percy: Hup one! Hup two! Hup...uh, what's after two?
Eddie: Three!
Stevie: Go!

(The ball hits him and the boys just run around in all directions.)

Stewart: No, the other way, Bobby! Other way! I know the bird is pretty, but he can wait. Stevie, you can't throw the ball backwards, especially if no one's behind you!

(Four boys bump into each other while a fifth one trips on them.)

Emma: Emily and Zoe: (giggle)
Barney: Did you see me, Dad? You told me to pay more attention on the field! Did you see me pay more-- (Stevie bumps into him.)
Stevie: Ow.
Stewart: Ouch. You're still on the field, son.
Barney: Gee, Dad. It doesn't seem like we're very good at this.
Stewart: Well, not yet. That's why we practice.
Art: Who are we kidding? We're a joke.
Stewart: A joke? Pshaw, don't say that.
Percy: But at this rate, I'll never be a professional football player.
Stewart: Well, you sure won't be if you just give up. You gotta come to play. You gotta...I dunno...give it a hundred percent. Or more than that. You gotta give it a hundred and ten percent.
Art: You aren't very good at math, are you, Dad?
Stewart: Sports math is different, son.

(A few musicians from Gideon: Tuba Warrior appear and play a marching tune.)

Stewart: We're taking one game at a time. Check your stance and you'll be fine. When you step-up to the plate Keep your eye on the ball and you'll be great
Art: Dad, that's baseball...
Stewart: Quiet boy.
Littlefoot: Just listen to him, Art.

(They all march into town.)

Stewart: 100 percent will never do. Get seven more, then add a few. Cuz when the game is on the line.
Grandpa Gourd: Hey there, Stewart!
Stewart: Get the puck in the net and you'll be fine
Ducky: Hockey, Mr. Green!

(Stewart helps a lady carry her groceries.)

Stewart: There ain't no "I" in team
Kids: We're not sure what you mean
Stewart: You gotta dig down deep before you take that leap. You're playin' to win, you're layin' it in, you're scoopin' the ball up off the rim.
Barney: Basketball!
Stewart: 100 percent will never do. Get seven more then add a few. Split the uprights, punch it in
Cera: That's better!
Stewart: Shake it off 10 to 1
All: 110 Next time... you'll...win!!
Art: Sounds good, Dad.
Stewart: (blows whistle) Let's go get some ice cream.

(Stewart and his family walk to the ice cream shop.)

Wanda: Good game.
Art: Thanks, Aunt Wanda.
Eddie: Thanks, Mom.
Erica: One day, you will become a great football player!
Barney: Mom, did you see me catch the ball?
Art: It clobbered you in the face.
Barney: I didn't say how I caught it.
John: It doesn't matter how you caught it.
Barney: We know Uncle John.

(They see the other players watching a TV in the TV store. On the TV is a talk show with Morty Bumble.)

Percy: It's Morty Bumble!
Barney: The Bumblebee?
Art: Where?
Jim Gourdly: I'm Jim Gourdly for "Wide World of Spores", and I'm here with big news from one of the biggest football stars in the universe: the Bumblebee, Morty Bumble!
Morty: Please, my friends just call me Bee.
Jim Gourdly: What's this about your retirement?
Morty: It's true. I am hanging up whatever you call my football shoes forever.
Kids: (gasp)
Jim Gourdly: Why would you do that?
Morty: Well, I'm not getting any younger, Pig and Jim. I feel like my life is missing something. I wanna get back to my roots.
Jim Gourdly: No pun intended, folks.
Morty: And besides, I'm doing pretty good making commercials. Like this one.

(We are treated to a commercial for a cereal called Munchy Crunchy Dream.)

Morty: If you're like me, you often dream of crunching while you eat ice cream. It's Munchy Dream, it's not ice cream. It's creamy crunchy sweet! It's an explosion made of taste. It's like a horse race in your face. It's no disgrace. So buy a case of creamy crunchy crunchy creamy taste buds in a bunch of dreamy sugar sweetie CRUUUUUNCHY Munchy Dream!!
Disclaimer: Munchy Dream is not a toy and should not be handled unsupervised by small children.

(Commercial ends.)

Jim Gourdly: Wow, that was...
Morty: I know. Almost makes me want to buy a box.
Jim Gourdly: So, what next?
Morty: I'm heading back to my hometown for Christmas, Rockwell.
Jim Gourdly: You heard it here first, folks. Rockwell's native son is comin' home!
Percy: Did you and your sister really play football with the Bumblebee, Coach Green?
Wanda: Yes we did.
Art: Wow, Dad!
Barney: I didn't know you knew anyone important.
Emily: And we didn't know you played football too, Mom.
Donna: Alright, kids. Home to dinner for all of you.
Erica: Yeah don't wanna be hungry.

(The kids head home.)

Percy: Bye, coach Green.
Stevie: See you tomorrow!
Donna: Stewie, are you gonna be okay?
Stewart: Yeah, I'll be okay.
Donna: You boys go get your ice cream. We'll see you at home.
Barney: Oh, man. I can't believe the Bumblebee's coming!
Art: I cannot believe he's coming to town!

(As his family heads for the ice cream shop, Stewart sadly thinks about what happened fifteen years earlier. Fade to the Greens' house.)

Art: Give it to me! Give it here! Throw it over here!
Donna: Boys, no football in the house. (on the phone) I understand your concern, Mrs. Hosenfeffer. But I assure you that this one test score won't affect Andrew's college admissions.
Art: Alright, go long!
Donna: He's in the first grade.

(Art tosses the ball, which bounces off his father's head and knocks some books and a trophy off a shelf.)

Art: Uh, oh.
Donna: You see? (Before she loses her temper, she calmly says...) Go and wash up for dinner.
Barney: Sorry, Mom.

(Stewart looks over a photo album and sees pictures of himself, Wanda, John, Erica and Donna when they were younger.)

Stewart: Wow. Look how young we were.
Donna: Yeah. We were kids ourselves.
Wanda: Yeah, even cousins have their back.
Stewart: I could have given us so much more than this. (Sees a photo of him in football gear.) What if I hadn't missed that catch, Wanda and Donna? I wonder what Morty's house looks like.
Donna: It doesn't matter what Morty's house looks like. Stewie, we're happy. (phone rings) Oh, hold that thought. Would you mind talking to Emma? She had a rough day at school.
Stewart: Sure.

(He walks up to Emma's room. Once there, he sees her on her bed talking to her teddy bear, whose arm has just been ripped.)

Emma: It's okay. Don't cry. I can fix it.
Stewart: Everything okay in here, Emma?
Emma: My adopted teddy's busted.
Stewart: Teddy McFluffington? Oh, no!! You got the stuffing knocked out of you, teddy boy.
Emma: Art and Barney did it. They said he was a football. He's not a football. Why did there have to be boys?
Stewart: An age old question. (puts his hat on her head) Here, let the doctor help.
Emma: You're not a doctor. You make toys.
Stewart: That's why I'm the perfect doctor for a toy. (he wraps the teddy's arm with a cloth) How was school today?
Emma: Well, I wanted to be a camel, but I'm just the sheep.
Stewart: Not following you, sweetie.
Emma: In the Christmas play. The camels get to bring frankentents and mirth and all the sheep do is say baaa, baaa.
Stewart: That's fantastic.
Emma: Daddy, don't laugh. Everybody knows the camels are a lot more important than the sheep.
Stewart: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to laugh. You just make an extra cute sheep.
Wanda: [enters with Donna] Everything okay in here?
Emma: I don't wanna be a sheep. I wanna be a camel.
Stewart: Well, maybe next year you can be a cute camel.
Emma: Madison says there's nothing special about sheep.
Stewart: Who's Madison?
Emma: The camel!
Stewart: What do I do now?
Donna: Do do do Do do do Do do do Do do do
Stewart: Precious girl In our lives Making every moment bright Mom and daddy love you You fill us with delight Precious girl So special too God has got a plan for you And we can see it clearly When you shine his light

(As Stewart turns off the light, Emma turns on her night light, showing stars on the ceiling.)

Stewart: Do you realize when you shine Everyone sees you? The lives you touch You're worth so much And that is just how God made you
Emma: Mom and Dad, When I'm sad You're still proud of me God put us together Now I know He must love me

(Art, Barney, Erica, John, Zoe, Eddie and Emily enter too.)

Stewart: Precious girl Can you see You're part of our family? This one thing I promise God's plan for you is true You are worth so much and It's just by being you
Donna and Wanda: Do do do Do do doodle-oo Do do do Do do doodle-oo (with Stewart, John and Erica) Doo-oo

(The song ends.)

Donna: Time to eat.
Wanda: Dinner's ready! We made spaghetti with bread sticks, some salad and cake for dessert. So come on.
Stewart: We can't have dinner yet.
Donna: Why not?
Stewart: Too many cucumbers and humans jumping on the bed! (2x) [laughs]

(He and the kids all jump on the bed until something breaks.)

Stewart: Oops.
Wanda: I can fix it.

(Cut to a timecard that reads "2 months later". Soon, it's Christmastime. We see Stewart and his family walking through town.)

Stewart: Merry Christmas, Pete. Merry Christmas, Mrs. Josephson.
Mrs. Josephson: Merry Christmas to your happy little family, Stewart!

(Stewart, Wanda, John, Erica and Donna approach Arthur with an umbrella hat)

Donna: Merry Christmas, Arthur.
John: And Happy New Year.
Stewart: Wow! Arthur! That's a very...unflattering hat.
Arthur: I know. It's the Morty Bumble unflattering hat.
Grandpa Gourd: The Bumblebee comes home to Rockwell today!
Stewart: Today?!
Erica: Today is the day?! We should go greet him!
Wanda: Come on, Erica, we've got Christmas shopping to do.
Donna: Besides, Stewart loves Christmas shopping.

(Stewart sees a bunch of billboards with Morty Bumble's face on them.)

Stewart: Yeah, sure.

(Stewart's football team enters the scene wearing Morty Bumble masks and chants their hero's name.)

Stewart: (unamused) Oh, brother.

(A helicopter approaches the town.)

Stewart: What's happening?
Arthur: It's him. It's Morty Bumble! He's here!
Man on microphone: Are you ready for Bumble? He's here! He's now! He's awesome! And he's in your home town! (Stewart's team cheers.)
Tigger: I want a picture!
Bugs Bunny: Me too!
Goofy: Me three!
Thomas: Me four!
Man on microphone: Give it up for the Bumblebee; Morty Bumble!

(As Mort steps out of the chopper, all the fans go wild.)

Morty: Hello, former neighbors! What is up with your bad selves?
Team: Cheers to Morty! He's our hero!
Morty: No, no, no! Do something Christmas-y!
Team: (to the tune of O Christmas Tree) Oh, Bumblebee. Oh, Bumblebee. How lovely is your moustache.
Morty: So much better. (Sees Stewart.) Hey, Stewart! (bumps into him) Stewart, buddy! Long time no see! (a photographer gets a picture with both former football players) I mean, you've seen me of course.
Stewart: Welcome back, Morty. Not that it feels like you ever left.
Morty: Wow, my face is all over the place! (sees the billboards) It's like the world is one big mirror. And wouldn't that be incredible?

(Stewart turns to leave, even though he appears to be hopping in place.)

Stewart: Well, I'd better finish up my Christmas shopping.
Morty: Not so fast. We've got business to discuss.
Stewart: We do?
Morty: Join me for a latte? (to the coffee seller) Give me two Mochafruite Machicachiquitos with extra whip.

(Both veggies are given their cups of coffee. Morty gulps down his cup till he has a whipped cream moustache.)

Morty: I forgot to specify nonfat milk. (rudely tosses the cup back into the shop before shaking off the whipped cream from his face)
Stewart: You said we needed to talk business?
Morty: Stewart. Old friend Stewart. Old teammate Stewart. Look at us! It's just like old times, except I am crazy rich.
Stewart: Congratulations, Morty. You've accomplished a lot.
Morty: How kind of you to say. But you know, Stewart, I've come back to Rockwell to get back to my roots.
Stewart: No pun intended.
Morty: No pun taken. I'm thinking I could use this town just as much as this town could use me. How's the toy train business? Not what it used to be, eh?
Stewart: We do just fine.
Morty: Not according to this chart. (pulls out a chart that shows profits are at a low)
Stewart: Where'd you get that?
Morty: I made it. Arrows are fun. (focus on another Morty billboard)
Stewart: No, I mean, how do you know this stuff?
Morty: Oh, you can find out anything if you're rich enough. And guess what I found out.
Stewart: What?
Morty: You're behind all your bills! You're barely making ends meet. (Another photographer gets a photo.) You can't make trains fast enough to stay in business. And I can make all your troubles go away if you will just sell me the toy train factory.
Stewart: Wha...
Morty: Come on. You can't tell me that you wanted to end up stuck in Rockwell. Trapped. Just imagine, Stewart. If you sold me the factory, you could just hop onto that train and leave.
Stewart: If the factory's not making any money, why would you want it?
Morty: It's not making money for you. But I know how to make money!
Stewart: How?
Morty: With my name on it! Pardon me, boy, is that a Morty Bumble Choo-Choo?
Stewart: Come again?

(Morty activates a toy train)

Engineer: Be sure to eat your Munchy Dream!
Morty: Morty Bumble Choo-Choo! It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Your factory will be the official gift shop for Bumbletown!
Stewart: Bumbletown?
Morty: Formerly Rockwell. The boyhood home of Morty Bumble! Come visit the town that gave birth to a legend!
Stewart: Wha- That's crazy!
Morty: My roots are tingling! The mayor's all for it, of course, we'll need to get rid of the part of the factory that cost me the most money.
Stewart: What part's that?
Morty: The workers.
Stewart: I won't sell, Morty. Not if it means this town goes without jobs.
Morty: Fine. I'll be happy to wait for you to fail. Then I'll buy it for nothing. For less than nothing! I'll use a coupon.
Stewart: Then you'll be waiting a long time. As soon as we finish our Christmas orders, we'll be just fine.
Morty: We'll see.
Stewart: Yes, you will see!
Morty: Ha!
Stewart: Ha-ha!
Morty: Ha-ha-ha! If you need me, I'll be staying at whatever you call the most expensive hotel in Mortyville!
Stewart: Rockwell!
Morty: Not for long! (looks into his cup) Okay, now I need something salty. (walks off)

(Later that night at the Toy Train Factory, Stewart looks over everyone building the toy trains. Erica is there helping him and Wanda)

Wanda: Thanks for coming to help us, Erica.
Erica: I was happy to
Stewart: Alright, everyone. Listen up! We've got one night to finish the trains. That's... ten... seventy percent... leaves thirty... three. Three thousand! Three thousand trains in one night!
Employees: (gasp)
Wanda: Three THOUSAND!?
Stewart: We've gotta give it a hundred percent and make this happen!
Linda: Mr. Green, the most trains we've ever made in a shift is 200.
Stewart: Then a hundred percent isn't good enough! We need to give it a hundred and ten percent!
Linda: Okay, that gets us to 220.
Stewart: I'm talking figuratively!
Goofy: Now let's get to work! Ready, go!

(Sings A Hundred Percent again, but with a few changed lyrics.)

Stewart: A hundred percent will never do. Get seven more, then add a few. Cuz when our jobs are... (pushes a lever, making the assembly line move faster) On the line, get those trains into gear and we'll be fine. There ain't no "I" in "team!"
Grandma Gourd: The same's true of "extreme."
Goofy: Let's not try to scream.
Stewart: C'mon! You gotta dig down deep before you take that leap! You're playin' to win, you're layin' it in. You're scoopin' more parts up out of the bin!
Employee: Slow down!
Stewart: A hundred percent will never do. Get seven more then add a few. (kicks a box) Split the uprights. Punch it in.
Linda: Nice kick.
Stewart: Pick it up! Ten to one! A hundred and ten! This time, we'll win!

(Because the conveyor belt is moving too fast, employees can't paint or assemble the toys properly and parts of toys as well as fully constructed ones fly off the conveyor belt. Soon, a huge mess is made.)

Stewart: Oops. (looks over the mess he made) Oh, no... What have I done?
Linda: Everything's ruined! It'll take a week to clean this up.
Steve: Now what are we gonna do?! There's no way we'll make it!
Carrot with black tie: We're all gonna lose our jobs!
Erica: Let's just start cleaning this up now.
Goofy: Good plan. Let's hurry before,,.

(Before Goofy was about to finish, Morty enters the factory)

Morty: Hello, Stewart. I hope you don't mind me dropping in unannounced. I just came by to check out the...(sees the mess made) Ooh. That's gonna make for a real blue Christmas. I guess this means you'll have to sell me the factory now. Huh, Green Machine?

(The employees gasp.)

Steve: You were gonna sell?
Pete: After all our hard work?! The late nights!?

(Everyone heads for the exit, but Lindsay.)

Stewart: Andy, Phil, wait.
Grandma Gourd: Seller.
Morty: I guess you've got a big decision to make. Merry Christmas, Green Machine.

(Morty leaves the factory, with Stewart all alone with the mess he made.)

Erica: Stewart...Wanda....
Wanda: (mad) Leave us alone! We just want to be alone, right now!

(Erica sad and hurt by her friend leaves the factory. Fade to the football field later that evening as Stewart and Wanda mope about their problems.)

Stewart: God, how did I end up like this? I was gonna do something. Something special. But instead, I ruined everything. Why couldn't I have caught that football?

(Before he sings another song, he imagines that football game 15 years ago and pictures himself catching the ball.)

Crowd: Green Machine! (2x)
Stewart: Shame on Stewart. He's a zero. Now the town's in trouble too. If I had only caught that football. (A ticket hits him in the face.) A ticket out. Stewart Green. The What-If Express? What's the What-If Express? (Suddenly, a train rolls onto the field without tracks. Although it's a steam locomotive, its whistle sounds more like that of a diesel.) A train, in the football field. I have gone crazy.

(Stewart and Wanda walks up to the train. Suddenly, the door on the caboose opens.)

Conductor: All aboard!
Wanda: This is weird.

[We fade to black]

Keesha: We'll be back with more of "It's a Meaningful Life" after this break.

Goodnight Junior[]

(Goodnight Junior begins)

Announcer: And now it's time for "Bedtime Songs with Junior", the part of the show when Junior gets tucked into his warm, comfy bed and is sung a bedtime song.
Mom: Good night...good night... I'll tuck you in, good night. I'll kiss your cheek Soon you will sleep Now close your eyes Good night...
Junior: Ahh, mom...
Mom: Yes Junior?
Junior: Can I have my bear?
Mom: Your bear?
Junior: My bear, right there! (pointing to the bear on his bedside table, even though he could get it himself) With brown and fuzzy hair! I love him so, and you must know I'd feel so much despair I'd moan and groan And cry and weep My tears would drown My counting sheep to have to sleep Oh, please, Mom please Don't make me sleep with my fuzzy bear!... Thanks!
Mom: Good night...good night... The lights are off, good night. I'll fluff your sheets Soon you will sleep Now close your eyes Good night...
Junior: Ahh, mom...
Mom: Hmm?
Junior: Can I have my cat?
Mom: Your cat?
Junior: My cat, yes that! (points up to the cat on his shelf of toy animals) He's soft and cute and fat! I love him so, and you must know My heart would fall down flat It would yearn and ache and then it'd break My tears would soak a birthday cake The Earth would quake Oh, please, Mom please I'd lie awake with my chubby cat!...
Mom: (tired) Good night...good night... It's really late, good...
Junior: Mom, yo! Don't go! I need my white tail doe! (Focus on a toy deer.) I love her so and you must know My grief would overflow...
Mom: Good night...good night... I'll tuck you in, good night.
Junior: My horse, my dog My prehistoric frog
Mom and Junior: (simultaneously) I'll kiss your cheek / I love them so and you must know. / Soon you will sleep Now close your eyes, good night.
Junior: My trout, my goose, My monkey and my moose. My multi-antlered moose
Mom: I'll tuck you in, good night.
Junior: My skunk
Mom: Good night...good night...
Junior: My mouse
Mom: Good night, good night
Junior: My monkey in a blouse!
Mom: I'll kiss your cheek
Junior: My four leg'd squid,
Mom: So you will sleep
Junior: My purple Gnu!
Mom: Now close your eyes
Junior: I love them all I really do!
Mom: Goodnight, goodnight
Junior: I'd cry and weep My world would end
Mom: I'll kiss your cheek So you can sleep
Junior: My broken heart Would never mend
Mom: Now close your eyes
Junior: Oh, please, mom please Don't make me sleep Without my furry...
Mom: Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight, good...

(Junior is buried in a pile of toy animals, one of which is Barbara Manatee.)

Junior: ...Friends.
Mom: Goodnight, Junior.
Junior: Goodnight
Announcer: This has been "Bedtime Songs with Junior", tune in next time to hear Junior say...
Junior: ...Can I have a drink of water?

It's a Meaningful Life Act II[]

Keesha: And now back to "It's a Meaningful Life."

(Stewart and Wanda enters the train.)

Stewart: Strange.
Wanda: Yes. Very strange.

(The door closes and the whistle blows. The train then pulls out of the field.)

Stewart: Hello? Anybody here? (he walks across each coach and gets closer to the engine) This is really gettin' odd. There's gotta be somebody here.
Wanda: Yeah, cause i thought some one said "All Aboard!"

(Eventually, they reaches the locomotive.)

Stewart: Excuse us, but where's the-

(He meets the conductor who's a squash named Gabe.)

Gabe: Ticket please.
Stewart: Uh, We're not goin' anywhere.
Gabe: Sure you are. We're all going somewhere.
Wanda: But, we can't leave Rockwell. Our family's here.
Gabe: My goodness! Here's your ticket! It was in my hand all along!
Stewart: Huh? How'd you do that?
Gabe: I'll tell you, Stewart and Wanda. I've been driving this train for a hundred years and I still don't know how it does anything.
Wanda: Wait. How do you know our names?
Gabe: Because i been told to take you on a magical train ride. Sit anywhere you like, but buckle up! It's going to be a bumpy ride!
Stewart: We told you we can't leave! (The What-If Express speeds up) Hey! (Get flown in his seat with Wanda)
Wanda: Watch it!
Gabe: I told you to buckle up!

(The train speeds across a bridge; Stewart straightens his hat and looks out the window)

Stewart: Where are we going?
Gabe: Wherever it is you two are running to.
Wanda: What? We weren't running away.
Gabe: You were certainly running from someone.
Stewart: Oh yeah? Who?
Gabe: You're running from Stewart and Wanda.
Stewart: Huh? I'm Stewart!
Wanda: And i'm Wanda!
Gabe: Not the Stewart and Wanda you should be. Tonight, the What-If Express will make three stops. Three stops only.
Stewart: Wait, what's the What-If Express?
Gabe: For every regrettable, there's a hypothetical.
Stewart: We don't know what you're talking about.
Wanda: Aw, well. We might as well just listen to him. Plus, I haven't been on a train ride since i was six.
Gabe: For your first stop, Stewart and Wanda, you're going to see what your lives would've been like if you had only caught that football.
Wanda: [gasps] Really? So this is what this trip is about.

(The What-If Express continues to speed along the tracks)

Gabe: Careful what you wish for, Stewart and Wanda. These tracks can take you many places, but that doesn't mean that they're all places you should know.

(The What-If Express's whistle blows as the train comes out of a tunnel and keeps going)

Wanda: Well what do you mean?
Gabe: Down these tracks is the life that you wanted Down these tracks is what you wish to be Down these tracks, you'll be the hero! How does that look? You'll just have to see Down these tracks is someone most famous Down these tracks, you're one for nothing. Down these tracks, you'll be the big shot! How does that look? We'll go as we sing Down these tracks, on which we travel By the choices you soon need to make What will make one better than the other? What would it be? Which path will you take? Down these tracks! Down these tracks!

(Gabe blows the train whistle and Stewart and Wanda find themselves in a studio.)

Wanda: Where are are?

(Stewart opens a closet door and buckets fall on the floor)

Stewart: Hey! What happened to the train?
Jim Gourdly: Okay, people, let's do this one more time. Celebrity endorsements for Squeezy Cheesy Dream. Take 212. ACTION!

(A commercial for a product called Squeezy Cheesy Dream is filmed. The jingle is sung to the same tune as Munchy Crunchy Dream.)

Famous Stewart: If you're like me, you beg and plead 'cause it's so hard to eat squeeze cheese But this squeeze cheese is easy cheese. It's Squeezy Cheesy Dream!

(As he sings the cow hat reveals the Famous Stewart)

Stewart: Wha?!
Wanda: Huh?!
Famous Stewart: It's like a pillow for you're teeth that comes in chicken in my face

(After he swallows it, he holds out his tongue and shows the cheese shaped like various landmarks from around the world.)

It's snack relief, it's squeeze relief. It's cheesy funny

Please you're tummy dairy in the slightly yummy breezy queasy Squeeeeezy Cheesy Dream!

Disclaimer: Squeezy Cheesy Dream does not contain dairy and may cause dizziness in some animals.
Jim Gourdly: (With his megaphone) CUT!!!
Famous Stewart: (big hack) Does anybody have a bowl I can spit this awful stuff in?

(Jim Gourdly comes with a bowl)

Jim Gourdly: Here's the bowl, big guy!

(Stewart and Wanda turns away in disgust)

Wanda: Ew!
Famous Stewart: Tastes like notebook paper!
Jim Gourdly: But, twice the calories!
Famous Wanda: Alright, but if that stuff comes near me, gets in my mouth, or on my clothes, the person who did it will be fired!
Wanda: Is that me?!

(Gabe pops up in the scene)

Gabe: What did I miss?
Stewart: Ahh! Don't sneak up on us like that!
Gabe: I wasn't sneaking, I just had to park the train.
Wanda: What's going on? Why are me and Stewart right here and over there?!

(Jean Claude puts the hat the Famous Stewart on his head but tries not to fall off.)

Gabe: I told you, this is our first stop. You'll get to see what life would have been like for you two if you had caught that football.
Wanda: Oh, right.
Stewart: So, that's really us?
Wanda: If we really did succeed?
Gabe: That's certainly what you two could be.
Wanda: Well this is quite interesting.
Jim Gourdly: Here's the final contract. The deal is almost done. All you need to do is sign.
Famous Stewart: Ah, not here. Let's go get some real food.
Famous Wanda: What type of real food?
Famous Stewart: You'll see.

(We cut to a restaurant. Wanda, Stewart and Gabe are at the restaurant as well)

Stewart: This is very uncomfortable.
Wanda: It's not to me.
Gabe: Being invisible has its downside.
Jim Gourdly: Hey! Hurry up with those ultra mega uber spicy wings, will ya?!
Waiter: (offscreen) I'm hurrying! Hold your horses!
Jim Gourdly: Come on! I thought every time a bell rings, the customer gets his wings!
Famous Wanda: Actually, it's when every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings!
Famous Stewart: Alright, show us the paperwork.
Jim Gourdly: Just sign here and the Toy Train Factory is yours!
Stewart: What?! "The Toy Train Factory"?!

(Stewart sees what's going on)

Famous Stewart: That's all at Rockwell, right?
Jim Gourdly: Don't you mean "Stewartville"? (laughs)

(The waitress serves them wings)

Jim Gourdly: Good wings.
Famous Wanda: Waitress! (waitress comes) One, cheese burger with a side of fries on the house!
Gabe: I wouldn't sit there if I were you.
Famous Stewart: I can't believe how ungrateful that town is. I mean, I put Rockwell on the map! They should've built me a statue!
Famous Wanda: And where's my fame?! I should sue them!
Stewart: Why is famous me so grumpy?
Wanda: And why is famous me such a spoiled, demanding brat?
Gabe: Even getting your wish has not changed your hearts.
Wanda: Well I'll tell you one thing. I wouldn't be demanding and spoiled.
Famous Stewart: (evilly) I am gonna save a ton when I replace all those workers with robots!
Stewart: No, I won't let you...I mean, I won't let me do it! Those people are hard working good....(Stewart tries to get off but he gets squashed by Pete. Wanda cringes)
Gabe: I tried to warn you.
Wanda: No wonder you said don't sit there.
Stewart: Get me outta here! (They end up back on the train) Wha- Who are you?
Gabe: The name's Gabe!
Wanda: Is this some sort of trick, uh, Gabe?
Gabe: No, Wanda, no trick. Things have changed. Stewart spent his whole life wishing yhe'd caught that football, and now he has.
Stewart: I get it. I'm dreaming. Makes perfect sense. That Machicachiquito must've given me nightmares.
Gabe: You're not dreaming.
Stewart: Thanks a bunch, dream dude. Be seeing you in my naps! (Tries to get off the train, only to find it moving) Whooaaa!
Wanda: Stewart!

(Gabe pulls him back in)

Gabe: We're moving again!
Stewart: No kidding!

(The train continues down the tracks)

Stewart: So this is real? I really caught that football? And Me and Wanda are really rich and famous?
Gabe: And every bit as unhappy.
Wanda: That couldn't be true. How could we be rich, famous and unhappy?
Gabe: You'd be surprised. I think you two will understand better, after our second stop. (blows the whistle)
Stewart: What's the second stop?

(The train stops)

Gabe: The first stop was what your life is like since you made that touchdown.
Stewart: Uh-huh.
Gabe: The second stop is what life is now like for everyone else.

(The steam clears up to show Rockwell while a distorted version of O Christmas Tree plays)

Wanda: Where are we?
Gabe: You've been here a thousand times. We're at the Rockwell town square.
Stewart: Never looked like this.

(At a record store, Stewart sees posters of him with ugly, red teeth. Then a billboard for Stewie and Wanda word amusement park. And finally at a tv store Stewart tv's)

Stewart's voice: O Christmas me, O Christmas me

Please dream of me for Christmas

Stewart: Wait, is that my voice?
Stewart's voice: O Christmas me, O Christmas me

The poster boy for Christmas

Stewart: I don't like famous Stewart and Wanda.
Wanda: Nether do i.
Gabe: Join the club.
Martha: (offscreen) Wanda, why?
Wanda: Mom? Dad?

(Martha and Doug walk away sad after looking at a picture of Wanda)

Wanda: What's wrong with them?
Gabe: Your uncle, Doug's brother had passed away, and you two never showed up at his funeral.
Wanda: [gasps with shock]

(Stewart notices Donna at the record store)

Donna: I'm closing up for Christmas now, Pete. But I'll be here early the day after tomorrow.
Stewart: Is that...?!
Gabe: Stewart, wait!
Stewart: Donna! It's me! Is your...(Donna doesn't notice and keeps walking) Stewie. Why is she all alone?
Gabe: Why do you think?
Stewart: Because I left town after I made that touchdown and I never came back.
Gabe: You never married her, Stewart. And she never loved anyone else.
Wanda: Well, that's a shame.
Gourdon: Hey, lady, it's Christmas! Got any candy?
Stewart: Oh boy, it's the football team!
Donna: Oh, I'm sorry, little boy, I don't have any candy.
Percy: Uh-oh.
Stewart: (offscreen) Wait, what are they doing?
Percy: Wrong answer!
Carlos: Snowball time!

(The football team throws snowballs at Donna but they miss her)

Wanda: What?!
Percy: That was hilarious! I love throwing snowballs right now!
Stewart: But-but-But those are good kids!
Gabe: Not in the world where no one has taken the time to help them become something better.
Stewart: I took the time!
Gabe: That's right. You were like a father to those boys. But not anymore.
Stewart: Wait, my boys! That wasn't the whole team! Where are my twins, Art & Barney!?
Wanda: And where are my kids, Zoe, Eddie & Emily!?
Gabe: [to Stewart] Barney and Art were never born, remember? Because you never got married. [to Wanda] And Zoe, Eddie & Emily were never born either. Because you and John never got married
Wanda: Wait, where is John?

(John is with Erica)

John: I love ya, dear. Much better than Wanda.
Erica: Love you two. (they kiss)
Wanda: What the?
Gabe: Since you never came back, John loved Erica.
Wanda: Oh. Well, he and Erica were good friends when the three of us were younger.
Stewart: Wait, that means....
Gabe: Emma?
Stewart: Emma. Emma should be here! She should be alive!
Gabe: And why is that, Stewart?
Stewart: Because Emma was adopted.
Gabe: I'm afraid things are very different in this world.
Stewart: Gabe, (grabs him) where is she? I have to know!
Gabe: Don't do this to yourself, Stewart. Let's just get back on the train.
Stewart: Gabe, what happened to Emma!?
Wanda: We're not going anywhere, until we know where Emma is you Weasley Wimp! Now where is she?!
Gabe: She's right over there.

(They appear in front of an orphanage where Emma is)

Stewart: Emma. Emma, it's me, it's Daddy!
Gabe: I'm afraid she can't hear you.

(Cut to inside)

Emma: Do-do-doo

Do-do-doo

Stewart: (from outside) Emma, it's Daddy. I'm- I'm here. Emma, can you here me? It's me, it's your father!
Emma: Don't worry, Teddy. I will be our family.
Stewart: I'm here, Emma! Emma, Emma...

(He and Gabe appear back on the What-If Express)

Wanda: Well, that was just terrible!
Stewart: Please. Please tell me this isn't real! This isn't better than my old life!
Gabe: What is it you want?
Stewart: I just want all of this to change.
Wanda: Me too.
Gabe: Oh, things can change. Welcome to the third stop... (Gabe opens the doors. The train has stopped before a switch track. The one on the left goes to the reality Stewart just witnessed while the other goes to the one he's used to.) ...the one that requires a choice.
Stewart: What choice? We'll do anything.
Gabe: Stewart, do you and Wanda believe God loves you?
Stewart: Yes.
Wanda: Of course I do.
Gabe: Then, why don't you also believe? He has directed every step you've ever taken. (singing) Precious kids Stewart and Wanda Green, You're worth much more Than it may seem God has made more of your life Than your unreached dreams. Precious one So special too, When you doubt God's plan for you Just take a look around you At the joy you bring. The way you live, The love you give, To those around you, The lives you touch Is worth so much and that's just how God made you.
Stewart: We know what our choice is.
Gabe: Oh, you do?
Wanda: We can choose to stay in this world of What If....
Gabe: Or?
Stewart: Or I can choose to go back to Rockwell, and face my problems, knowing that God has a plan for us.
All three: Even when we/you don't see it.
Gabe: And that plan for you is better than anything you could come up with on your own.

(Stewart winks at Gabe. He then switches the points, leading the train back to the original timeline.)

Gabe: I like unfamous Stewart and Wanda.

(Gabe gives Stewart the train whistle.)

Stewart: Can I really have it?
Gabe: Oh, yes. I do believe you're ready.

(Stewart then blows the whistle)

Gabe: All aboard!

(The train makes its way back to Rockwell.)

Stewart: We can see His love for us

Your words are wise, my new friend

Wanda: We'll hope in God's good plan alone

In Him we can depend

Gabe: Take a look out the window. The view might just take your breath away.

(In the aurora borealis, Stewart and Wanda see visions of Stewart's boys growing up and becoming fathers themselves. They then see Wanda's kids getting marrying and having children [played by the rugrats]. They also see Emma grow up and become a mother herself.)

Gabe: You are worth so much and

It's just by being yooooooo-oooooooou.

Stewart and Wanda: Do-do-do

Do-do-do

Do

(The train arrives back in Rockwell as the sun rises. Stewart and Wanda then get off it.)

Stewart: Uh, Gabe? (Turns to see the train has quickly disappeared.) Thanks for everything.

(Stewart walks up to the Rockwell Town Square)

Stewart: Rockwell! Oh, we love you, Rockwell! And I love you, coffee shop! And you big old tree! And you broken down dentist office! And you big old billboard with Morty Bumble! (He notices the streets and sidewalks are empty.) Hey, where is everybody?
Wanda: I don't know.

(Stewart hears a train whistle coming from the Toy Train Factory. Stewart and Wanda go to see what's going on.)

Stewart: This old factory maybe a disaster, but it's still my.....disaster?

(To his surprise, the whole town has decided to help fix up the place and make more trains.)

Donna: Oh, Stewart, Wanda, isn't it wonderful? I told everyone that you refused to sell the factory and they all came to help, the whole town! (giggles)
Wanda: So everything worked out!

(Morty enters the scene.)

Morty: What's going on in here? I thought everything was busted!
Stewart: It- It was.
Steve: Hey, Stewart and Wanda are back! Ha-ha-ha! Might as well make this a party!
Goofy: Everyone, let's sing!

(Steve turns on a light and Goofy dresses like a conductor as everyone sings)

Everyone: Bum-bum-bum-bum Bum-bum-bum-bum Cheers to Stewart He's our Hero! Faithful father Boss and friend Our lives are better 'Cause he loves us He'll be loyal to the end

(Stewart's Dad shows up on a wheelchair.)

Mr. Green: Stewart! Wanda!
Stewart: Dad!
Wanda: Uncle!

[Martha, Doug, John and Erica show up]

Martha: Wanda!
Doug: Stewart!
Wanda: Mom! Dad! Erica! John!
Stewart: Aunt! Uncle!

(Art, Barney, Emma, Zoe, Eddie and Emily shows up to meet Stewart as well.)

Art, Barney and Emma: Daddy! Aunt Wanda!
Zoe, Eddie and Emily: Mom! Uncle Stewart!
Wanda: Zoe, Eddie and Emily!
Stewart: Art! Barney! Emma! (Stewart kisses Emma on the cheek) I missed you guys!
Barney: Why? Where were we?
Emma: Teddy wants a hug, too!
Stewart: Everyday, Emma, every single day!

(Stewart and Wanda realize something)

Emma: What's the matter, daddy and aunt Wanda?
Stewart: Nothing's the matter, Emma.
Wanda: Stewart and I just realized that our lives is very meaningful.
Emma: Teddy wants to know if his life is meaningful, too.
Stewart: You tell Teddy that our lives are special. Because we have each other. And that's God's plan for us.
Morty: (sadly) I can't believe it. Everybody helped you. Nobody would ever help me. Nobody would want to.

(Linda walks up to Morty.)

Morty: Linda?!
Linda: Hi, Morty. It's been a long time. (giggles)
Morty: Too long. It's good to see you.
Stewart: You know, Bumblebee, it's not too late to live a meaningful life.

(Morty blows his nose.)

Morty: (cries) I know.
Stewart: You know?
Morty: I just had the strangest train ride.

(Morty picks up a box of toy trains and walks off. Stewart, Wanda, their families and the people stand outside and watch the train go by.)

Stewart: Merry Christmas, Gabe.
Gabe: All abord!
All: The end!

Closing Countertop[]

(Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop)

Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great!
Larry: Thanks, Bob.
Bob: Glad to see you got your voice back. I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans.
Larry: Aw, I forgive you.
Bob: We're over here by Qwerty to talk about what we learned today.

(A Munchy Dream version of the What We Have Learned song begins to play)

Singers: And so what we have learned applies A few more lights unto our lives Today and God has got a lot To say it's in His book
Bob: Wow.
Singers: You see we know God's word is for us Everyone our song is done We've had our fun we've got to run Let's go and take a look
Larry: Catchy little jingle.

(Two eyes appear on Qwerty's screen and look at Bob and Larry before disappearing)

Bob: Heh, heh. Stewart wished that his life would turn out different. He thought if he had only caught that football, his life would have been better. But Stewart learned that God had a plan for him that was more important than winning a football game.
Larry: Stewart realized that everything in his life was meaningful, because God was always working in his life, even when he didn't see it.
Maggie: So even though I'm sad I don't get to be a cheerleader, I should have hope, because God loves me and has a plan for me?
Larry: Exactly, Maggie!
Bob: Let's see if Qwerty has a verse for us!
Qwerty: You know I do!

(Qwerty pulls up a verse which reads....)

Bob: "I know the plans that I have for you declares the Lord. They are plans for good and not disaster, plans to give you a future filled with hope. Jeremiah 29:11".
Maggie: Thanks, Bob! Thanks, Larry! Love you, Qwerty!
Qwerty: Back at ya, Maggie!

(Maggie hangs up)

Larry: Aren't you glad it was God's plan for me to be here making VeggieTales with you, Bob, huh?
Bob: Boy, am I. Well, that's all the time we have for today, kids. Remember, God made you special...
Larry: He loves you very much, and He has got a plan for your life!
Both: Goodbye!

(During the credits, we're treated to "Meant To Be" by Steven Curtis Chapman.)