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(The episode opens with Larry wearing gym clothes and surrounded by gym stuff; workout music begins to play)
- Larry: Hey kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales Workout video. (begins to dance) I hope you're ready to sweat! I know I am! Now hop to the left! And hop to the right. And hop to the front, to the back, and one more time! Now if you don't have a trampoline at home, you can just use a couple of Slinkys and an old rug. (Larry jumps on the trampoline) Now what you want to do is squeeze and jump, and squeeze and jump, and squeeze and jump, and squeeze and oh my!! And squeeze and jump. Ouch! And squeeze and— oof! Bob! BOB!!
(Larry begins to hit the cupboard above him over and over again and calls out to Bob. Bob the Tomato along with Mickey Mouse enter the scene)
- Bob: I think Larry is a little confused.
- Mickey Mouse: What do you mean? What's today's show about?
- Bob: Actually, we've got all go a day off today. So today we're the very first VeggieTales sing-along tape.
- Mickey: Oh! A sing along video!
- Bob: Yep! You see, Mickey, (to the viewers) and kids. What we're gonna do is play some of our favorite VeggieTales songs and songs from some from some of our Veggie and Character gang adventures and put the words on the bottom of the screen. Like this… (Bob clears his throat turns his head to the French Peas and rugrats) Okay, guys, are you ready?
- Tommy: Yeah!
- Jean-Claude: Mai oui, Monsieur Bob!
- Susie: We're ready!
- Phillipe: Oh-ho-ho, we were born ready!
- Phil: Let's do it!
- Chuckie and Lil: Yeah!
- Jean-Claude: Here we go, and a one and a two!
(The peas and rugrats jump on Qwerty's keyboard to demonstrate the lyrics while Bob sings the theme song for example)
- Bob: (singing) VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales...
[Text: VeggieTa.....les!/VeggieTa.....les!/VeggieTa.....les!/VeggieTa.....les!]
- Bob: (speaking, but words still appear as he talks) See? It's just that easy. Just sing the words on the bottom of the screen…
[Text: See? It’s just that/easy. Just sing the/words/on the bottom/of the screen]
(Bob realizes that the peas are still on the keyboard and turns to them)
- Bob: Alright, guys, that’s enough!
[Text: alright guys…/that’s enough…]
(But the peas and rugrats don’t seem to listen to Bob)
- Bob: Guys? Hey, hey, hey peas? RUGRATS?!
[Text: guys…/hey…/hey peas!/Rugrats!]
- Mickey: Guys! You can stop now.
[Text: guys…You can stop now]
- Phil: We can't seem to stop jumping!
[Text: We can't seem/to stop hopping!]
- Larry: BOB! Hey, Bob!
[Text: BOB!/Hey! BOB!]
- Jean-Claude: Oh, I am feeling woozy.
- Chuckie: Me too.
[Text: Oh, I am feeling/woozie…/me too.]
- Larry: BOB!
[Text: BOB!]
- Mickey: I'll help you, Larry! (goes to help him)
[Text: I'll help you/Larry!]
- Bob: Roll tape! Oh dear.
[Text: Roll tape! Oh dear.]
- Jean Claude: Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
[Text: Jane! Stop this/crazy thing!]
- Mickey: Is that a reference to the Jetsons?
[Text: Is that a/reference/to the Jetsons?]
(The workout tape ends and the first set of songs begins. First we get VeggieTales Theme Song, Once Upon a Time with me (from "Once Upon a Forest), The Best We Both Can Be (from "Babar: The Movie"), I Can Be Your Friend, A Whole New World (from "Aladdin"), Dance of the Cucumber, The Forgiveness Song, If We Hold Together ( from"The Land Before Time"), On the Open Road (from "A Goofy Movie"), The Water Buffalo Song, God is Bigger and Under the Sea ("from The Little Mermaid").)
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(Scene opens with Larry wearing construction gear and surrounded by construction tools)
- Larry: Hey kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales Home Improvement video. I hope you're ready to monkey wrench. I know I am. (Larry gets to fix the sink with a wrench.) What we're gonna do today is change that old leaky fixture on the sink. We're gonna replace it with a new one which will be quite attractive, and last for years to come. (Larry is about to move the wrench, but stops) Oh, and by the way, it's very important with any plumbing job to shut off the water supply. So I had my assistants Jimmy and Goofy turn off the water to the kitchen.
(Larry pushes the wrench really hard as Jimmy and Goofy come in)
- Jimmy Gourd (OS): Oh, you mean the kitchen sink? (Water pops out of the sink and takes Larry with it. The cold water handle comes down as Jimmy and Goofy approaches the sink.) I thought this was bathrooms and decks.
- Goofy: I don't think this was a good idea.
- Larry (OS): BOB!!!
(The Home Improvement tape ends and the second set of songs begins. It includes Love My Lips, You've Got A Friend in Me (from "Toy Story"), Take Me Away (from "Gumby: The Movie") Oh, No! What We Gonna Do?, Stand Up!, Hakuna Matata (from "The Lion King"), Good News ( from" James and the Giant Peach"), The Hairbrush Song and Friends to the End (from "Tom and Jerry the Movie").)
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(We fade to Bob and he's going to tell everyone about a new song)
- Bob: Alright kids, give it up for a song sung by our new friend. Danny Hit it guys.
Danny's Arrival Song[]
- Danny: Since I was a little kitten, I had a dream
My name in lights: Danny, The Song-and-Dance Cat
I got on a bus and came to the town
Where dreams can come true
It's gonna happen for me
It could happen for you
You can do anything if you try
The most impossible dream can come true
If you believe it
This is my kind of town, it's as clear as the nose on your face
This is the time, this is the place
This is the time, this must be the place
Hollywood, where the streets are paved with gold
Where the kitties never grow old, in Hollywood
Hollywood, where the stars don't shine at night
They walk around in the broad daylight, in Hollywood
Dig that face
They ain't seen nothin' like it any place
It's right up off the movie screen
If you know what I mean
Look at me
I'm gonna be the cat to see
I'm going down in history
Just watch me
Hollywood, where the streets are paved with gold
Where dream can never grow old
Right here in Hollywood
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(Fade to Bob as he tells everyone about "The New and Improved Bunny Song".)
- Bob: Now kids, we're gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs, The Bunny Song.
- Jean-Claude (OS): Monsieur Bob! We're not supposed to sing the Bunny Song!
- Derrick: Yeah we're not supposed to sing it.
- Bob: Oh ho ho, thank you for putting that out, Jean-Claude and Derrick. But this is the New and Improved Bunny Song. This is the one we're supposed to sing.
- Jean-Claude (OS): I see.
- Derrick (OS): I suppose we can sing it.
The New and Improved Bunny Song[]
(The title card reads The New and Improved Bunny Song.)
- Mr. Nezzer: (singing) The bunny. The bunny. Whoa! I ate the bunny! We didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny!
- Pete: The bunny. The bunny. Oh! we love the bunny! But now We feel sick in the head from the bunny!
- Mr. Nezzer: We didn't eat my salad, I didn't eat my steak! We had too much candy! Got a tummy ache! We need to eat good food to help us to grow.
- Pete: We'll obey our momma 'cuz she loves us so! Ya, we'll go to church,
- Mr. Nezzer: And we'll go to school! That stuff is important,
- Mr. Nezzer and Pete: and we ain't no fool!!
- Asparagus Singers: I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny I don't wanna tell ya a joke that is funny I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny I don't wanna play on a day that is sunny I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
- Mr. Nezzer (OS): (speaking; simultaneously with the Asparagus Singers) No no no no, girls! No, that's wrong! Vanellope and I learned our lesson! Oh, you're gonna get tummy aches! Now you stop singin' that stuff! Listen here, girls!
- Pete: They can't hear you, Mr. Nezzer.
- Mr. Nezzer: Oh, no!
(Mr. Nezzer and Pete reappears back on screen)
- Mr. Nezzer and Pete: (singing) The bunny. The bunny. Whoa! We ate the bunny! We didn't eat our soup or my bread, just the bunny! The bunny. The bunny. Oh! we love the bunny! But now we feel sick in the head...from the bunny!
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(After the song ends, we cut to Larry's Success Video.)
- Larry: Hey kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales Success Video. Are you ready to make millions of dollars in real estate with no money down? I know I am.
- Bob: Larry!
- Larry: Yeah, Bob?
- Bob: (he arrives) Don't you see? This is a sing-along video!
- Mickey: (he arrives) We've been trying to tell you that.
- Larry: Oh! A sing along video. I love sing along videos. That's where you put the words on the bottom of the screen so people can sing along at home, right?
- Bob: Yep.
- Mickey: uhhuh.
- Larry: Oh, the kids are gonna like that! What song should we do first?
- Bob: Never mind. (He leaves.)
- Mickey: You know what? Forget it. (He leaves as well)
- Larry: What? (He follows Bob) Hey Bob, guess what? I bought a whole chocolate factory with no money down!
- Bob: You did what?!
- Mickey: Why would you do that?!
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything[]
(The Success Video ends and we fade to the title card for the final Silly Song in the episode. The last song is The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.)
- Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt, Bugs Bunny and Goody who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
- All five: We are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you...
- Larry and Goody: We don't do anything!
- Pa: Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
- All: Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you...
- Lunt and Bugs: We don't do anything.
- Lunt: And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck And I never veer to starboard cuz I never sail at all And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot And I've never been to Boston in the fall
- All: Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you... "We don't do anything!"
- Larry: Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
- Goofy: And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice And I've never been to Boston in the fall!
- Pa: Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
- Lunt: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!
- Bugs Bunny: He has a point there, doc.
- Larry and Goody: Oh...
- Pa: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?
- Lunt: I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!
- Pa: Huh? No I don't!
- Lunt: Do too.
- Pa: Do not!
- Lunt: You're making me hungry.
- Pa: That's it, you're walkin' the plank!
- Lunt: Says who?
- Pa: Says the Captain, that's who!
- Lunt: Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch! Hee hee hee hee.
- Pa: Arrrrgh!
- Lunt: Yikes!
- Larry: And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
- Goofy: And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings.
- Bugs Bunny: You two just don't get it!
- All: And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
- Pa: Pass the chips!
- Pa: Who's got the remote control?
- Larry: Here it is!
[we fade back to the title card as they keep talking]
- Lunt: Time for Geraldo..
- Goofy: Time for Gilligan's Island
- Pa: It's definitely time for Wapner.
- Lunt: Oh, I don't like this show.
- Bugs Bunny: No, it's time for Looney Tunes. I'm in it you know.
- Larry: Hey look, I found a quarter!