There's No "ARRGH" in Team (PAoSP)/Transcript

This is the transcript for There's No "ARRGH" in Team.

Rusty Rose Attacks Our Heroes

[Out in the sea, there's a battle going on between the Eggforcers and Angel's Voyage crew, most of whom run for cover]

Knuckles the Dread: You know these scallywags?

Sonic: [While dodging lasers] Yes and no. Short version, they're after the shard too.

Piglet the Scrooge: You mean the Devil's Lighthouse?

Knuckles the Dread: Let 'em have it! I already told you, I want nothing to do with it.

[The Eggforcers continue firing lasers. Sonic notices Captain Dread in danger...]

Tigger: Look out! We're under attack!

Region Tigger: Hit the deck!

Sonic: Whoa!

[...and rescues him to safety, in slow motion. Wood creaks from onboard the ship, resulting in the sail's mast completely snapping off]

Bear-nacle Pooh: The sails!

Rusty Rose: By order of the Chaos Council, surrender or be destroyed.

Pooh: Rusty Rose, stop! This isn't New Yoke City.

Sonic: Come on, let's talk this through.

Rusty Rose: Quiet, you two. I am addressing the captain.

Anchor Rabbit: But you are addressing the captains.

Batten Rouge: They be the captains!

Rusty Rose: Pooh and Sonic are the captains? I wish I was programmed to laugh.

[Sonic and the crew confronted Rusty Rose]

Sonic: How are you even here?

Rusty Rose: The tides of war have changed. And as for how I am here, all of the Shatterverse is now the Council's for the taking. Last chance: Surrender or sink.

Tigger: Oh, really? Come on, crew! Let's stand and fight! I can teach this old bot a thing or three!

Batten Rouge: But what's the plan? Hang 'em from the yardarm, send 'em down to Davey Jones, cleave them to their biscuits?

Pooh: I hope I'm not rude but... I wish I understand pirate talk.

Sonic: I hear her talking, but I have no idea what she's saying.

Polly Eeyore: (brays) Panic for your lives! Panic for your lives! (brays)

Race to the Shard

Region Tigger: Help! We're sinking! Abandon ship! Regions and Regions first!

Polly Eeyore: (brays) Abandon ship! Abandon ship! (brays)

Piglet: But, uh, what about Piglets? Or Scrooges?

Region Tigger: Uh, Piglets or Scrooges? Well, it's their duties as captain to go down with their ship.

Anchor Rabbit: It's true.

Rabbit: Oh, good grief.

Sails Tails: Cap'n, we're taking on too much water.

[Sonic tries to steer the wheel, but it's too heavy for him to push]

Sonic: (groans) Come on! I need you to steer!

Batten Rouge: No point in steering a sinking ship, Cap'n. She only goes one direction, straight down.

(MadPirates jumps from his shark/battleship chemy, Gigalodon as he looks as the group)

MadPirates: Guys, you can't be serious right now! I know it looks bad, but if that robot gets her hands on the lighthouse, she'll bring it to her bosses and they'll ruin your world as well the other worlds. You can’t give up!

[Sonic leaves the steering wheel and runs to the middle of the ship]

Sonic: Oh no, no, this isn't over. I can fix this. [The camera zooms out, revealing that the ship is not only sinking, but it is battered with laser-fire, and that the mast is damaged] Fine, I can't fix this. (Falls to his knees) I'm no sea captain. But I know someone who is. Where's Dread? [He looks around for Knuckles the Dread, but dramatic music plays as Batten Rouge points that he's moving out to sea with Piglet the Scrooge] Dread! Scrooge! [He sees Piglet the Scrooge and Knuckles the Dread's boat being lowered by a rope] Wait, where are you going? Scrooge! Dread! [He paddles off to sea, while Sonic desperately runs around looking for things, before confronting Knuckles the Dread from the edge of the boat] I don't care what version of Knuckles you are, you don't give up. It's your most annoying virtue. This shard is my only hope of finding my home. I need you. Your crew needs you. You're Knuckles the Dread, captain of the Angel's Voyage. Dread!

Knuckles the Dread: I gave up years ago, Blue, when I wrecked trying to get that shiny rock you're after.

Piglet the Scrooge: Aye, besides it's probably best if everything's forgotten.

Pooh: But it's not. I know that this is a bad scene. But you shouldn't give up your hopes to save the day.

Sonic: We can still get it. (to Dread) With your captaining and my speed, you're not gonna wreck on those rocks again.

Knuckles the Dread: He is fast... fast enough to get us pass them rocks.

Piglet the Scrooge: Aye, that could work.

Sonic: We can do it! And I can get home!

Knuckles the Dread: And I'll finally get me treasure.

Piglet the Scrooge: And we'll forever be known as the legendary Knuckles the Dread and Piglet the Scrooge!

Knuckles the Dread: Aye. The Legendary Knuckles the Dread.

[Sonic loses hope as Knuckles the Dread and Piglet the Scrooge are too far away from him to communicate]

Sonic: (miserably) They gave up. They're gone.

Pooh: I'm sure they need time to think about it.

Sonic: (to the crew) Don't worry, we're gonna be fine. Right, bros?

Black Rose: [Hanging on to the barrel] Aye, Cap'n. [Coconuts roll down the ship in front of our view. She relinquishes her grip and starts sliding down the ship] Oh, who I be kidding? We're doomed!

Bear-nacle Pooh: It's been an honor to having fun with you, me harteys.

Eeyore: Never imagined it would end like this.

Tigger: Let's face it. Without Dread or Scrooge, we might as well give up.

[Catfish groans as he tries to think of something to hold on to, while Batten Rouge and Sails Tails hang on to the top of a mast]

Sails Tails: Hold on to something!

Sonic: Looks like we're going down.

MadPirates: Wait. Look!

[Knuckles the Dread and Piglet the Scrooge reappear, swinging on to a rope]

Piglet the Scrooge: Ye didn't think a robot was enough to scare the ol' cap'ns did ya?

Piglet: Scrooge!

Knuckles the Dread: Ha! What kind of talk is that?

Pooh: Dread!

Anchor Rabbit: Look alive, mateys! We're back in business!

Black Rose: We're back! Arr!

Batten Rouge: I knew you'd be back, Captain.

Knuckles the Dread: Batten, Sails, get below, pump up every floaty you can find.

Sails Tails: Aye-aye, Captain.

Piglet the Scrooge: Bear-nacle, Anchor, stitch up them sails as fast than the morning sun!

Anchor Rabbit: Aye-aye, Captain!

Knuckles the Dread: Region, Rose, Catfish, mend the mast as best ye can, then hoist the main sail.

Sonic: I knew you wouldn't abandon your crew. That's the Knuckles I know.

Knuckles the Dread: I may be back, but it ain't for me crew.

[A Montage plays while they fix the ship. Sails Tails hoists the boat by wrapping a long chain of rubber rings around the edges. Sonic dashes back and forth, tossing water from barrels into the sea while Catfish carries a set of boxes. Sonic delivers the floating barrels and boxes form the sea. With Knuckles the Dread watching on, Sails Tails flies down and places planks over the damaged part of the ship, with Sonic giving him a thumb up. As soon as Sails Tails and Batten Rouge fly to the center and are ready, Knuckles the Dread passes Fairy Lights to him and punches the mast to stand it upright. Batten Rouge holds the top of the mast in place while Sails Tails uses the Fairy Lights to wrap around the mast. Sonic, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, MadPirates and Catfish are pulling the mast using the rope]

Sonic: Pull! [The mast creaks and straightens up, and Angel's Voyage becomes fully afloat and starts moving again] Yes, yes! Weird, but yes!

[The crew stand together watching their new boat]

Batten Rouge: Whoo-hoo! We did it!

Piglet the Scrooge: Well done, crew!

Bear-nacle Pooh: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!

Knuckles the Dread: And now the lighthouse!

Piglet the Scrooge: Away, anchors!

Home Doesn't Exist Anymore/Ending

[Electricity flashes and sparks generate from around the Prism Shard while Knuckles the Dread and Piglet the Scrooge continue climbing. However, the Eggforcers swoop in to attack them, crouching they're heads to dodge it. They retaliate by jumping off the wall and grabbing hold of the airborne Eggforcer's heads. After failing to pull off it's head, they ground pounds the robot, decapitating it. They jump up towards the next robot and grabs its legs to lever himself up to attack it from behind. Dread kicks it, hurtling it to the ground next to the mountain and uses the robot's legs to launch himself at high speed up towards the top of the mountain. The last active Eggforcer makes it before they can and it stands next to the shard. Just as the robot is about to touch the shard, Knuckles the Dread unleashes a flying fist at the Eggforcer, destroying it. He and Piglet the Scrooge are now only a few steps away from the shard, which pulsates]

Knuckles the Dread: At last. She be mine. [He puts his hand out, trying to grab hold of the shard. It is now safely in his gloves] Mine forever!

Piglet the Scrooge: Now we be the legendary pirates of the No Place! And it's all the sweet of it because the blue buffoon handed us your prize, old friend.

Knuckles the Dread: Indeed, my friend. He did.

[He chuckles as lightning crackles in our heroes' view]

Sonic: (excitedly) Dread, Scrooge, they got the shard.

[Another swarm of Eggforcers fly above him and head towards the shard, cutting short his excitement]

Rabbit: The Eggforcers!

Pooh: They're going after Dread and Scrooge!

MadPirates: Go after them.

Bear-nacle Pooh: We'll take care of this.

Pooh: Thanks Bear-nacle.

Anchor Rabbit: Good luck getting home, friends.

Sonic: Okay. Come on, guys.

[He, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore set off, while Black Rose and Rusty Rose, who stare at each other in shock]

Rusty and Black Rose: You.

Batten Rouge: Do it just be me, or does she look a little like you?

Region Tigger: Well, that Tigger did look a lot more me handsomely.

Anchor Rabbit: Nice try, Rust Bucket. There be no escaping now. Crew, tie her up.

Sails Tails: I'm with the Anchor.

MadPirates: Okay... Well, I love to stay and help guys. But I got to check on my friends. Bye. Let's go boy.

[Sheers Gigalodon away. Meanwhile, our heroes peel out along the sea towards the shard, while Knuckles the Dread and Piglet the Scrooge watch out for Eggforcers while Knuckles the Dread tries to protect the shard]

Piglet the Scrooge: Grr! The unhatched flappers are at it again!

Knuckles the Dread: No, she's mine. Mine!

[He dodges an Eggforcer body attack, and makes a run for it with the shard, ducking to dodge another Eggforcer, while intercepting another two with a punch, followed by a homing attack. With Dread distracted, the Eggforcer tries to snatch the shard away from Knuckles the Dread. Lightning crackles, while Sonic, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore notice what's going on and peel out as fast as they can. Meanwhile, after a moment, Knuckles the Dread pulls the shard away from the Eggforcer's grab and Piglet the Scrooge kicks it, sending it into the whirlwind. Lightning strikes again, hitting Knuckles the Dread and Piglet the Scrooge causing them to scream and fall of the mountain while still holding the shard]

Sonic: Dread!

Piglet: Scrooge!

[Our heroes peel out as fast as possible towards the shard, but a hologram of Shadow the Hedgehog appears through Sonic's aura]

Shadow: Sonic.

[Piglet catches Piglet the Scrooge as Sonic catches Knuckles the Dread]

Sonic: Got ya.

[In slow motion, the shard is free from Knuckles the Dread's grasp. Sonic, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore are pulled in by the shard as MadPirates and his Chemy friends stared at what just happened]

MadPirates: Oh, seriously? Time to get back to the Void. Great work, Gigalodon.

[MadPirates reseals Gigalodon back into his Chemy Card as he detransforms and transforms into his super form and transforms into Cross UFO-X as he teleports to the Void. The storm clouds clear and Knuckles the Dread and Piglet the Scrooge celebrate and laugh as the shard belongs to Dread and Scrooge. Our heroes scream as they fell into the Void. Shadow kicks a glass asteroid, which hits our heroes' backs]

Pooh and Rabbit: Oof!

Piglet: Oh!

Tigger: D'ooh!

Eeyore: (brays)

Sonic: Ugh! [Sonic groans, rubs his head and stares at his rival] Shadow?

Tigger: Say, I wonder why he's here?

Sonic: I don't know and I don't have time to deal with whoever he is. I just wanna go home.

Shadow: Home? Home doesn't exist anymore... because of you!

[He then dives down to punch them]

Tigger: Look out! He's gonna kill us!

Sonic: (gasps)

[Shadow dives and punches him, causing him to yell. Simultaneously, the screen cuts to black ending the episode]