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Tino's Adventures of The Three Musketeers/Transcript

Script

Opening Scene/Tino and his friends return to France

(The film starts off with a fade to black as voices come out during the opening credits)

  • Woman: {VO} Set dresser to the stage.
  • Man: {VO} Check lights.
  • Man #2: {VO} Hey, where’s that turtle with my narrator?

(Opening tittle appears, "Tino's Adventures of The Three Musketeers")

[Troubadour]

Singing, singing, singing, singing all day long
When I’m singing, there is nothing that is wrong
Musketeers, hey!
  • Troubadour: Ohh!

[Troubadour]

La-la-la-la-la-la-la
  • Woman: {VO} Talent to the set, please.
  • Man:{VO} We’re live in 60 seconds.
  • Troubadour: 60 seconds!
  • Woman: {VO} Where’s the narrator?
  • Troubadour: Monsieur Narrator. Monsieur Narrator! M-m-monsieur! Monsieur, it is time! [As the narrator comes out of his stage room, he follows him] Monsieur. Pardonnez-moi. But today is the day, right, monsieur? Because you promised I can sing my songs… about the musketeers, right? Ahem... All for one… Hey!

(The narrator gets his guitar and hits him with it, breaking it and leaves)

  • Troubadour: But, monsieur, you promised.

(Troubadour sees that the narrator is heading walking the wrong way)

  • Troubadour: Oh, no, no. No, no, no. Monsieur. Monsieur. Monsieur, wait! Wait! The stage is…

(The narrator falls down the hole)

  • Troubadour: This way.

(Thent he book head towards Troubadour and it hits him and he goes around, hitting the spotlights and then lands on the chair)

  • Man: {VO} Let’s have some quiet, people.
  • Man #2: {VO} Five seconds to air.
  • Man #3: {VO} Cue music.
  • Man #4: {VO} And… action!
  • Woman: {VO} What’s that turtle doing?
  • Man:{VO} Where’s the narrator?
  • Man #2: {VO} We’re live. Just go with it. Hey, you. Don’t just sit there like a turtle. Do something! You ‘re on camera! For crying out loud, say something!
  • Troubadour: [Chuckles] Allo.
  • Man: {VO} Tell the story.
  • Troubadour: Ah... [Aham] Today, I will tell you the story of… Tino's Adventures of.... Da Da Da.... The Three Musketeers! This is my favourite version… the one with pictures. And, of course, my songs. Ha Ha Ha! Our story begins… in the gutter, where poor young street urchins Mickey, Donald, and Goofy struggled to survive. Zut alors! Bad guys. Will anyone defend these innocent children? Anyone! Anyone! Anyone! Well, anyone? Ha Ha! The royal musketeers! Yes! And after the dust settles, a kindly musketeer gives Mickey a gift. Don’t worry, Mickey. You ‘ll grow into it. From that day on, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy… dreamed of being great musketeers. Ah, but as the years passed, their dream was still as far away as ever. You see, before their dream can come true, our three heroes must learn the real meaning… of the musketeer creed… all for one and one for all! And I just happen to have a song about this!
[Musketeers]
All for one, hey!
All for one and one for all
Musketeers sing
[Troubadour]
All for one and one for all
[Musketeers]
If you dare to
Cross our path, prepare to fall
‘Cause we’ll fight you
All for one and one for all
And all for one and one for all
And all for one and all
So, if you think you ‘d care to
Kick some derriere, you
Know that as a musketeer, you ‘d be so fearsome
If you believe you ‘re manly
Come and join our family
Soon we’ll make sure you ‘re a musketeer...

(Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are watching them)

  • Mickey Mouse: Ah, look at them, fellas. That’s gonna be us out there someday. I just know it.
  • Goofy: I can’t wait.
  • Donald Duck: Yeah. Me, too.
[Musketeers]
All for one, all men of honour, hear my call
Musketeers sing all for one and one for all
All for one, hey, all for one and one for all
All for one and all for one and one for all
And all for one and one for all
And all for one and all
  • Troubador: All for one and one for all!

(Elsewhere, Tino and his friends arrive)

  • Tino Tonitini: [To the viewers] Hey there. Okay check it out, this is a big adventure. We’ve come back to France for another adventure after the Beauty and The Beast incident. Ha! Seriously, the cool phone is ringing off the hook.
  • Carver Descartes: Man, this second France adventure is gonna be the best ever! This one is gonna better than the last time we been here with Belle. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can keep me from going!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: You said it Carver. I even like Paris. I'm just as excited about this. I think I would like to see the Eiffel Tower, but it hasn't been built yet. [Chuckles and looks at Lor] Lor, are you excited? You love coming back here to France, don’t you?
  • Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, but I got a feeling that this type of adventure will end up kinda bad.
  • Tino Tonitini: Bad or bad bad?
  • Lor McQuarrie: Bad bad bad. We faced Benedict and Gaston in our last two adventures, and it’s just- what if we have to face someone even worse then they are?
  • Carver Descartes: Oh don't worry about that, Tish. Like I said before, that's not gonna happen like that this time.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: He's right, nothing like that will ruin this adventure with no more villains to face.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, you're both right. Maybe the second time will be different.

(Tino then see the three dreamers)

  • Tino Tonitini: Hey, who are those guys?

(They see Mickey, Donald, and Goofy)

  • Lor McQuarrie: I'm not sure.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Whoever they are they're worth meeting.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, we can go to them and introduce ourselves.
  • Tino Tonitini: That's a great idea, Lor. So let's go see them and introduce ourselves.
  • Carver Descartes: You’ve talked me into it.

(They venture off)

Tino and his friends meet Mickey, Donald and Goofy for the first Time/"You're A Coward", "You're a Doofus", and "You're just too small"

(Meanwhile with the trio cleaning up. Mickey is polishing boots, Donlad is doing the plumming and Goofy is moping the floor)

  • Mickey Mouse: Yes, sir. Janitors today, Musketeers tomorrow.

(Pluto comes to Mickey with his hat)

  • Pluto: [Barking]
  • Mickey Mouse: Hey, my lucky Musketeer hat. Aw, thanks, boy. Remember when the Musketeers gave me this hat, Pluto? They even autographed it. See? [Shows Pluto the autographs]
  • Pluto: [Barks]
  • Mickey Mouse: Oh, I can't wait to be a great big hero. [gets hit in the head] Ow! Careful, Goofy.
  • Goofy: Sorry, Mickey. I can't wait to be a Musketeer neither, 'cause I got plenty of good ideas. The Musketeers can use a clever fella like me. [He gets the floor dirty and sees it] {Gasp} [He tries getting it off, but made it worse] Yipe!
  • Mickey Mouse: Hey, Donald, how about you?
  • Donald Duck: Are you kidding? Musketeers need guys like me that are brave!
  • Mickey Mouse: Yeah, and they need guys that are brave, too.
  • Donald Duck: That's what I said, brave.

(The pumps starts shake and it scared Donald as he jumps into the toolbox, and pokes out)

  • Donald Duck: [Chuckles]

(Then Tino and the gang arrives)

  • Tino Tonitini: I think we should be right here.
  • Donald Duck: Who are you guys?
  • Tino Tonitini: Well for starters, This is Carver, Lor, and Tish. And I'm Tino Tonitini. But you can call me Tino.
  • Goofy: What's a Tino?
  • Lor McQuarrie: That's his name. What are you stupid?
  • Mickey Mouse: Well, he kinda is. But anyway, I'm Mickey Mouse. that's Donald.
  • Donald Duck: Present.
  • Mickey Mouse: And that's Goofy.
  • Goofy: How do you do, Ayuck!
  • Tino Tonitini: It's great to meet you all. What are you three doing as janitors?
  • Mickey Mouse: We were hoping to do great jobs so that one day we can be great musketeers.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Musketeers?
  • Goofy: Yeah, that's our dream. And we'll make it come true.
  • Carver Descartes: Who knew.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: But it’ll take more than that to make that dream of yours come true.

(We go up the pipes and we see an individual named Captain Pete is about to take a shower.)

  • Captain Pete: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sirree. I've been looking forward to this all month.

(We go back to Goofy with a pile of sandpaper)

  • Goofy: Maybe I can sand it out.
  • Carver Descartes: I can help you out, Goofy.
  • Goofy: Thanks, Carver.

(One fell on the tower as Mickey accidentally used it to wipe the boot)

  • Mickey Mouse: {Gasp} Huh?

(He wipes off the top boot and attaches it to the bottom, then bangs it together. It ends up sticking to the bottom.)

  • Lor McQuarrie: That glue should do.
  • Tino Tonitini: Let's go up there and get it.
  • Mickey Mouse: Good idea! [climbs on the pipes and tries to reach the glue] Almost... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

(He run on the faucet as the water goes through the pipes where donald is, and it broke as Donald is riding them like crazy)

  • Donald Duck: Whoa! Whoa!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: (in Verity's voice) Donald, Be careful!

(Cut back to Captain Pete)

[Captain Pete]
A, I'm adorable,
B, I'm so beautiful

(Then the water stopped)

  • Captain Pete: What?

(Then Goofy use the buster machine to get the mock off, as Donald is still on the out of control waterpipes, and he runs from the pipes that had gotten the wrench)

  • Donald Duck: Uh-oh! Whoa!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: [Goes after him] Donald, come back! It's not gonna hurt you!

(Go back to Mickey reaching the glue)

  • Mickey Mouse: Almost got it.
  • Carver Descartes: Watch out!
  • Goofy: Whoa!

(Then Goofy hits the cabinet and the glue falls off. Mickey catches it)

  • Mickey Mouse: I got it!
  • Tino Tonitini: Good for you, Mick!
  • Lor McQuarrie: Uh, Tino?
  • Tino Tonitini: What?
  • Lor McQuarrie: Look out!

(Goofy then rams into Mickey and the others and their duster goes out of control)

  • Mickey and Goofy: Whoa!

(They hit Donald as they ride the duster and the pipes holders break off. It leads to Pete)

  • Captain Pete: Huh? What? Uh-oh. Whoa! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

(He and the tub fall down from floor to floor and he crashes into the basement.)

  • Captain Pete: Oh...

(Mickey and the others see him.)

  • Tino Tonitini: Um. Who's that?
  • Mickey Mouse: Oh, Captain Pete.

(They solute him, but then Pete passes out and falls down on the ground. Cut to the three being thrown into the room)

  • Captain Pete: Now listen you yardsticks! I am sick and tired of your screw ups. You guys are hopeless. I left you alone for five minutes, and I got back to an disaster!
  • Mickey Mouse: Well, we were practicing our teamwork… so we can be good musketeers.
  • Captain Pete: Musketeers? (burst out laughing and then calms down) That’s priceless.
  • Mickey Mouse: But we could work really hard… and prove ourselves, Captain Pete… and then would you let us be musketeers?
  • Captain Pete: Well, there’s three things wrong with that.
  • Carver Descartes: Like what?
  • Captain Pete: One… You ‘re a coward. Two…

(He puts his ear next to Goofy's head)

  • Woman: [on phone] We’re sorry. The number you‘ve reached has been disconnected.
  • Captain Pete: You're a doofus. And, as for you… well, you’re just too small.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Hey! Now look here you! You can't crush their dream like that! Give them a chance!
  • Captain Pete: {To Lor} Why, I wouldn’t have those yahoos as musketeers… even if they were the last recruits in all of my beloved France! [Pokes Mickey's nose] {To Mickey} So, you won’t need this, will you? [takes his musketeer hear and rolls it up into a ball] Yeah. Here, kid. Have a ball. [laughs and leaves] Have a ball! That’s a good one! I’m going to send that one in to the Digest.

(The door slams shut and the vests fall down on the gang. They then pop out of the pile and Mickey's hat goes back to it's original state)

Princess Minnie/Captain Pete's plan/I Want Bodyguards!

(We go to a castle)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: He loves me. [Sighs] He loves me a lot. [Blows] He loves me. [Blows] He loves me even more. [Blows] He loves me.
  • Daisy Duck: Pardon me, Your Highness... [Blows] You're kind of mangling that flower. Who's the, uh, lucky guy?
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: My one true love. [Sighs] I'll find him someday. He's out there. I just know it.
  • Daisy Duck: This fantasy man, do you happen to know if he's royalty?
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Does it matter?
  • Daisy Duck: Well, as you know, someone of your royal stature must be courted by a gentleman of royal blood.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: What a royal pain.

(She gets off her throne)

  • Daisy Duck: Your Highness, you're gonna have to pick someone sooner or later. I mean, tick-tock, huh?
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Daisy, I can't pick someone I'm not in love with.
  • Daisy Duck: You want love? Buy a dog. Besides, the perfect guy isn't gonna just walk through the door, and even if he does, how are you gonna know he's the one?
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: [Giggles] Oh, I'll know. Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. A light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. He'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one when he makes me laugh.
  • Daisy Duck: [Giggles] Your Majesty, forgive me for saying so, but that sounds... just lovely.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: [puts the flower down] Trust me, Daisy. I'll know him when I see him.

(They go outside as Minnie picked up a rose and then sees Trobador)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Why bonjour. [bows down and leaves]
  • Troubador: [Sighs] A romantic princess deserves a romantic song, no?
[Troubadour]
Just around the corner, seeking you
Puppy love is tripping lightly into view.
Hiding in the hedgerows, Sneaking up on tiptoes,
Love’s first kiss is blissfully About to capture you.
Just around the corner, wafting close
Love is creeping nearer than you might suppose

(She goes around the garden and sees the gardener and waves and then dances away)

[Troubadour]
So sit still and wait now
Let love choose your fate now
Take a pause, don’t run because It’s right behind you
Let love find you
Young love It’s love, love, love, love, love Love so lovely
What can you say to love
But love?

(She continues to dance throught the garden when three guys called the Beagle Boys were hidding behind the trees follows her and drags a safe. As she then see the old couple at cottage being together, as she leaves to go back to the palace, as the Beagle Boys were watching her as they dragged the safe they had earlier. And then, she sits on the steps of the palace and then the Beagle Boys is planning to drop the safe on her. Minnie looks at the sky and then the butterflies)

[Troubadour]
Maybe on the rooftops, climbing high
Somewhere just above you, love is hovering by
Love is in a rush to
Smear you, smash you, smush you
Love will crush you into mush When you ‘re the bull’s-eye, you‘ll get hit by
Young love Your first, your only love
Love so…
  • Daisy Duck: [VO] Excuse me. Your Grace?
[Troubadour]
How can you stand it so…

(She goes up the steps but then, the safe fall down and it crash to the ground.)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: (Screams)
  • Daisy Duck: Your Highness!

(They look up but the beagle boys get away. Then they look at the safe, and Minnie is now angry. We then cut Back to the Beagle Boys as they run down the stairs)

  • Beagle Boy #1: Who's gonna tell the bloomin' bosses the bad news?
  • Beagle Boy #2: Don’t look at me. I ain’t saying nothing. You tell them.
  • Beagle Boy #1: Me? I told them last time, you silly twit. And I don’t believe in doing it twice.

(They made it to the door)

  • Beagle Boy #1: Oy, here’s an idea. Shorty, you tell them.
  • Beagle Boy #3: Tell them what?
  • Beagle Boy #2: That we… you know, botched the job.
  • Beagle Boy #3: (Gulps) They've not going to like that.

(They push him in as Pete and the other man is there)

  • Beagle Boy #3: Hello there.

(Pete gets up and walks toward the small beagle boy)

  • Captain Pete: It don’t look good… when only one shows up. Does it, small fry?

(He closes the door and walks around the small beagle boy)

  • Beagle Boy #1: Blimey. I can’t hear nothing but step, clop, step, clop.

(Pete stops and hears the boys)

  • Beagle Boy #2: Have a gander at monstro’s better side.

(One of the beagle boys peaks into the keyhole as Pete looks through, then Pete sticks his hand out and grabs them before dragging them in through the keyhole. Soon after the beagle boys get back up.)

  • Both: He has something to tell you, boss.
  • Captain Pete: It better be good news.
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: I hope so too. So did you do it?

(They were quiet, that is until the third beagle boy speaks up)

  • Beagle Boy #3: Well, we did exactly what you said to do… and dropped a safe on the princess.
  • Captain Pete: You what? I didn’t say, "Drop a safe," you dolt. I said, "Keep her safe."
  • Beagle Boy #1: Well, that’s good… because we missed her.
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: (in Hades's voice) Oye ve.
  • Captain Pete: Now listen, you mutts. I got a plan. And it ain’t to kill the princess. It’s to kidnap her.
  • Beagle Boys: Huh?
  • Captain Pete: The opera… it’s tomorrow night.

(The poster for the opera is shown)

  • Captain Pete: The princess has got to be gone by then. Or I can't become king!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: That's right! We have called that a window of opportunity. If he misses the window of opportunity, then my plans for revenge fails. And if the plan fails, then we're gonna be very, very... angry! Got it?
  • Beagle Boys: Oh.....
  • Beagle Boy #3: I… don’t get it.
  • Captain Pete: Lieutenant Clarabelle!
  • Clarabelle Cow: Oui, oui, mon capitaine. You bellowed?
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Throw them into the pit!
  • Clarabelle Cow: Oui, oui! Le pit!
  • Beagle Boy #2: No!
  • Beagle Boy #1: Not that!
  • Beagle Boy #3: Anything but le pit!
  • Clarabelle Cow: Bon voyage… losers.

(Then she pulls down the switch and the beagle boys fall down the pit. Then, the short beagle boy pops up.)

  • Beagle Boy #3: Oh. Not so bad.
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: I'd busted out of jail for this? [He look at his suit] Oh, dear, I got spittle on my lapel.

(The phone rings and Clarabelle answers it.)

  • Clarabelle Cow: Bonjour. Pete’s secret lair. Clarabelle speaking. [listens to the caller] The princess?!

(She pressed the princess alarm button as it goes off. At the Musketeer ground)

[Musketeers]
All for one All men of honour, hear the call
Musketeers sing all for one and one for all

(Pete then comes to Minnie)

  • Captain Pete: Your Highness. So glad you could grace us with your royal omnipresences.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: I want bodyguards!
  • Captain Pete: Huh?
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Musketeer bodyguards.
[Musketeers]
Villains, bad guys run in fear
When they see the musketeers
Savin’ Minnie is our duty
Mess with her, we’ll kick your…
  • Captain Pete: Ouch. Bodyguards. Absolutely. Let me check my schedule here. [takes out his calendar] Oh. How about next Thursday?
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: How about ten minutes? At the palace! Get me bodyguards, Captain Pete!
  • Captain Pete: Ohh!

(He then sees the heroes cleaning the windows)

[Goofy]
Pancakes, cornflakes, scrambled eggs
Buttered toast and apple jam
Tonight it’s meat, I hope it’s spam
  • Mickey Mouse: Goofy! Slow down!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: No too fast!
  • Lor McQuarrie: You're gonna make us-
  • Everyone: FALL!!!!

(They fall down as everyone screams. As Pete saw them, he comes up with an plan)

  • Captain Pete: Oh, Princess, you ‘re in luck. Have I got the men for you.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Well, I hope so. Thanks to your incompetence… this whole thing has been a pain in the neck! [Leaves]
  • Captain Pete: Grr.... I’ll show you a pain in the neck. [He pinches at the princess and then stops as she turns around at him] Hee hee hee....

Captain Pete makes them Musketeers/Meeting the Princess

(With the heroes, now sadder while washing the musketeer vests)

  • Mickey Mouse: Oh, boy.
  • Tino Tonitini: [Breaking the fourth wall again] Well, guys. As you can see, Pete, the biggest jerk in the century, has insulted our new friends and says that they can't be musketeers. Can you believe that? Great, right? Wrong! No matter what they do, they can't be musketeers!
  • Lor McQuarrie: I don't believe this! Pete won't let them be musketeers!
  • Carver Descartes: You said it Lor. He even insulted them.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Those words really hurt their feelings. What should we do?
  • Carver Descartes: You realize there's only one thing that can possibly cheer them up, right?

(Tino and Tish go to Mickey)

  • Tino Tonitini: Mickey, don't let Pete's words bother you man. You got what it takes.
  • Mickey Mouse: You really think so?
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Yeah, that dream of yours will come true as long as you all work hard and prove him wrong.
  • Mickey Mouse: You're right. Hey, Donald. [goes to Donald] Don't worry about what Captain Pete said. Cheer up. I’m sure there’s some way… we can become musketeers.
  • Donald Duck: We can?

(Mickey goes to Goofy)

  • Mickey Mouse: Hey, Goof, you know we can prove Pete is wrong about us... if we just work hard and stick together.
  • Goofy: You really think so?
  • Mickey Mouse: Hey, have I ever let you down? Have I? Have I? Have I?
  • Goofy: No.
  • Mickey Mouse: Just imagine, guys. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow… but someday Captain Pete’s gonna march in here and say…
  • Captain Pete: [VO] Congratulations, boys!
  • Mickey Mouse: Huh?
  • Captain Pete: You passed the test. I’ve been watching you three… and I’ll tell you what. You guys have got what it takes to be musketeers! Your new friends can be musketeers too, honorary musketeers that is.
  • Mickey Mouse: Really? You mean it?
  • Captain Pete: Cross my heart.
  • Mickey Mouse: Oh, boy! Hey, fellas! We’re gonna be musketeers!
  • Donald Duck: Musketeers!
  • Goofy: Musketeers!
  • Tino Tonitini: Honorary musketeers?!
  • Lor McQuarrie: Awesome!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Musketeers and honorary musketeers get ready!
  • Carver Descartes: Let's do this!

(They dress up and puts up swords, and they are dressed in musketeers outfits.)

  • Mickey Mouse: I knew we had what it takes.
  • Goofy: ‘Cause we’re clever.
  • Donald Duck: And brave.
  • Mickey Mouse: And together we are gonna be great big heroes. What do you say, men? All for one…
  • Goofy: And two for tea!

(Goofy pulls out his swords and it scared Donald and he hides behind Mickey)

  • Captain Pete: Ech.
  • Mickey Mouse: Well, we’ll work on it.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Hope we'll be good new and honorary musketeers
  • Carver Descartes: Right on super lady.

(The scene goes to them marching)

  • Captain Pete: Hup, deux, trois, quatre. Hup, deux, trois, quatre. Hup, deux, trois, quatre. Hup, deux, trois, quatre. Company… halt! [??????] Stay here whilst I go schmooze Princess what’s-her-name.

(He enters the room)

  • Mickey Mouse: Wow. This is it, guys. This is what we’ve been waiting for all our lives. Now, when these doors open… we’ve got to make a great first impression.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Right, so that means: Try to behave yourselves.
  • Lor McQuarrie: No screw ups.
  • Carver Descartes: And importantly don't do anything stupid!

(They understand as Goofy straightens his two string- fair.)

  • Mickey Mouse: OK. Remember, fellas, we’re on duty… and this place could be crawling with bad guys.
  • Donald Duck: Bad guys?!
  • Mickey Mouse: So stay alert!
  • Donald Duck: You heard him. Stay alert!
  • Goofy: Aye, aye, sir. [sees an empty suit of armor] Bad guy! No!
  • Mickey Mouse: Goofy!

(Then Goofy beats up a suit of armor as the dust clears and )

  • Tish Katsufrakis: Goofy! That's just an suit of armor you dummy!
  • Goofy: But, Tish. He pulled an ax on me.

(With Captain Pete and the princess)

  • Captain Pete: Your Royal Highness, I have never, ever had… a more highly skilled group of gentlemen… than the individuals which I present to you today.
  • Daisy Duck: Seems like this is gonna take a while. I’ll go get you a little snack.
  • Captain Pete: It took my highly trained eye to see their true potential.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Yes. Well, France thanks you and your eye very much.
  • Captain Pete: Well, then it is without further ado… that I present, for your complete safety… and protection… your musketeers!

(The door open revealing the heroes, as they see the princess and solutes her, as Minnie looks at Mickey, and then Mickey sees her, thus going to her fantasty.)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: [VO] Just imagine. He’ll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I’ll hear music. He’ll bring me flowers. And he’ll sweep me off my feet. And I’ll know he’s the one when he makes me laugh.
  • Daisy Duck: Your Majesty, it’s time to cut the cheese.

(Go back to reality)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: What?
  • Daisy Duck: Here we are. Roquefort, anyone? [heads pieces of toast with butter, but the 3 see a knife]
  • Goofy: Knife!
  • Donald Duck: Bad guy!
  • Mickey Mouse: Grab her!
  • Daisy Duck: Oh, no. Help!

(They grapple Daisy as Minnie watches in horror.)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Unhand her! Release her! Stop it!

(They stopped)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Drop her!

(They let her go)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: She is my lady-in-waiting!
  • Lor McQuarrie: Uh oh, I think we're big trouble.

(Pluto facepalms. Pete laughs at this as Princess Minnie turns and looks at him, and he clears his throat.)

  • Captain Pete: Um...uh, you‘ll have to forgive them, your Highness. They’re like a well-oiled machine… that’s wound just a little too tight.
  • Mickey Mouse: We’re sorry, Your Grace. We thought she was a villain.
  • Donald Duck: [Laughs]
  • Daisy Duck: Ha ha. I don’t think so.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Oh, I see. Well, then… I feel safer already.

"Petey's King of France!"/Pete send Benedict and the Beagle boys after the princess/Bad Guys!

(Pete then dance as Troubadour hides in his shell as he sees Pete goes to his captain courters)

  • Troubadour Oh, no. [comes out of his shell] When the bad guy is that happy, it always, always means… [gets out his guitar] Bad-guy song!

(He blows his horn as the song starts)

[Captain Pete]
I was born to cheat and lie
I’m a mean, rotten guy
When you ask me why I’m nasty Here’s my reason why
At that stork delivery, Mommy screamed
"Woe is me, such a dork" "Hey, Mr Stork, behold my misery"
"Pete is ghastly, Pete’s a blob" "Pete’s a nasty, naughty slob"
Can it, sister, I’m the mister who will get the job
So I’m nasty, I’m no good, I’ll be king, knock on wood
I’ll impress ya, though I’m just a common lowly hood, ha!
If you can’t be loved, be feared
Don’t get shoved, sheep get sheared
Be the king, pull the strings Or else you might get smeared
I’m so happy I could dance, seize my chance, I’ll advance
Come and cheer me, love and fear me Petey’s king of France, ha ha

(He goes down on a barrel and land softy on the ground and gets out)

  • Captain Pete: Evening, trusted lieutenant. Watch out for the bricks.
  • Clarabelle Cow: What?

(The bricks then fall on Clarabelle)

[Captain Pete]
Come and cheer me, love and fear me Petey’s king of France
  • Captain Pete: Why’d the music stop?
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Hey, Pete. How it go?
  • Captain Pete: Swell, I made those chumps musketeers for my plan to take the throne from the princess. Along with some honorary musketeers
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Oh, that's good. So.. uh, who are these "honorary musketeers" that you honorary?
  • Captain Pete: Oh, just some young teens with a kid named Tino.
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Tino?! That kid and his friends are here?! Oh when I get my hands on those miserable kids.
  • Captain Pete: Don't worry, I've got a new plan. So uh, where are the boys?
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: They're still at the pit.

(With the beagle boys)

  • Captain Pete: Hello, boys.

[The Beagle Boys sees him and erases his picture]

  • Captain Pete: Think you might have some spare time… to go and snatch the princess?
  • Beagle Boy #3: Yeah, I think.
  • Captain Pete: Well, quit thinking and do it! The opera’s tomorrow night! [The poster is shown again] The job’s got to be done by then! Remember?
  • Beagle Boy #3: How can we help?
  • Captain Pete: I want you to grab her, find a remote tower somewhere… and then lock her away forever… so that no one can ever find her again! You got me, dingbats?
  • Beagle Boys: Sure thing, boss.

(They all run out)

  • Captain Pete: You better go with them, Benedict. Just to make sure they don't screw this one up.
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Well okay, Petey. I'll make sure they'll doing it right, I'll even make sure that Tino will get what he deserve.

(He walks way as well. The next scene goes to the heroes on the carriage)

  • Mickey Mouse: Isn’t this musketeering stuff great?
  • Donald Duck: You bet!
  • Tino Tonitini: You know it! And we get to have pizza!
  • Carver Descartes: We shouldn't let this get cold.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Guarding the princess should be easy.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Not like we'll have to fight recess-hating lunatics or girl-obsessed hunters.

(With Princes Minnie and lady-in-waiting Daisy)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Isn’t it romantic, Daisy… being protected by three dashing musketeers? And the little one is so handsome.
  • Daisy Duck: Yeah… he’s kind of cute and all… but you‘re forgetting something. They’re musketeers, commoners, non-college-bound. You know what that means.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Our love is… forbidden?
  • Daisy Duck: Bingo.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: A forbidden love. How romantic.

(They continue to ride the carriage)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: [VO] On 3 you we'll jump in and snatch the princess. Got it?
  • Beagle Boy #1: [VO] On it boss!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: [VO] Okay, one, two, three!

(The Beagle Boys jumped on the carriage as the heroes, except Goofy get frightened)

  • Mickey Mouse: Bad guys!
  • Donald Duck: Bad guys!
  • Tino, Carver, and Tish: Bad guys!
  • Goofy: Bad guys?

(Then, Dr. Phillium Benedict jumped on the carriage right after The Beagle Boys)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Hello, Tino. Remember me?
  • Carver Descartes: Oh no.
  • Tino Tonitini: Phillium Benedict!?
  • Mickey Mouse: You know this guy?
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Ah, Tino and his friends and I are old pals. Although the last time we saw each other, they've have ruined my plan to get rid of summer vacation. By the way, fellas, you like this suit? It’s Italian. Raw silk. Nice, huh?
  • Lor McQuarrie: Nevermind your stupid new suit! All we want to know is: how did you escape from prison?!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Well, let's just say I'd had some help.
  • Carver Descartes: From who?
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: That will be my little secret.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Well, whatever you're up too! We'll stop you! Just like last time!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Oh really? Well, too bad! Attack!
  • Tino Tonitini: Um, what?  
  • Carver Descartes: What?!
  • Lor McQuarrie: What?!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: What?!

(The horse panics and runs with the people on it. One one beagle boys try to kill the hero, as Donald's head turns into a chicken in fear)

  • Donald Duck: Yikes!

(He run inside the carriage to hide as Mickey takes out his sword)

  • Mickey Mouse: OK, you. En garde.
  • Beagle Boy #1: En garde? French words make me mad!

(He cuts off Mickey's suit as it goes to his original outfit. And the carriage is going out of control as Minnie and Daisy try to get Donald to fight, but he holds on the windows)

  • Daisy Duck: Get out there and fight, you coward!

(With Goofy)

  • Goofy: You fellas seen any bad guys around here?
  • Beagle Boy #2: Ooh. How about this bad guy?

(He takes out a box as it was a punching glove that got him in the jaws off the carriage)

  • Tino Tonitini: Goofy!
  • Carver Descartes: We've got to go get him!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: [Bring out his knockout ray] Not so fast, fellas. This time, you won't ruin my plans!
  • Lor McQuarrie: Oh no!

(Benedict zap the Weekenders and send them off the carriage)

  • Mickey Mouse: Tino!
  • Beagle Boy #1: Hit the road, tiny.

(He trapped Mickey in a suitcase and kicks him out.)

  • Donald Duck: Mickey!

(Donald takes out his sword and points it at him, and then the Beagle Boy said "Boo!" at him and he gets scared and hides inside the suitcase and throws himself out the carriage and lands in the mud.)

  • Mickey Mouse: Princess!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Good work boys! I've couldn't get it done by myself. Now let's take these girls to the tower, where they'll never find her!

(The carriage drives off as the heroes are soaked in mud and they look sad)

  • Mickey Mouse: Now how are we going to protect the princess?
  • Donald Duck: Protect the princess? Are you kidding? It’s hopeless. We failed.
  • Goofy: Hopeless? Failed?

(Goofy cries)

  • Donald Duck: There, there, pal. Here. Blow.

(Goofy blows his nose with his own vest)

  • Tino Tonitini: I can't believe Benedict is back! Who busted him out?
  • Tish Katsufrakis: I don't know. It's a mystery.
  • Lor McQuarrie: It must have been that Bowser guy we'd heard of who break him out of prison. He must be a bigger threat than he is.
  • Carver Descartes: Nevermind that now, what are we gonna do? The princess is gone and we don't know where she is?! This is hopeless!
  • Mickey Mouse: Well, I don’t think we’re hopeless. Listen, Captain Pete has faith in us.
  • Goofy: He does? I mean, he does!
  • Mickey Mouse: Pete made us musketeers, remember?
  • Donald Duck: Yeah! We’re musketeers!
  • Mickey Mouse: That’s right, just like we dreamed when we were kids. So, what do you say? Are we a team?
  • Goofy: Count me in, Mickey!
  • Donald Duck: Me, too! Me, too!
  • Tino Tonitini: You can count on us! Right guys?
  • Carver Descartes: I'm totally on board!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Me too.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Count me in.
  • Mickey Mouse: We’re off to save the princess! No obstacle too big!
  • Goofy: Yeah!
  • Mickey Mouse: No danger too great!
  • Donald Duck: You said it!
  • Mickey Mouse: Together, we’ll save the princess or die trying!

(They venture off to save the girls)

  • Donald Duck: Die?

(Donald stood there)

  • Tish Katsufrakis: Come on, Donald.
  • Donald Duck: Die?

Heroes vs the Bad guys/Saving the princess/"Sweet Wings of Love"

(The heroes made to the toward and they try to open the door)

  • Mickey Mouse: Hey, Goof, this door won’t budge!
  • Lor McQuarrie: Now how can we get in?!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Hm? (sees a sign)
  • Tino Tonitini: What is it, Tish?
  • Tish Katsufrakis: I know what to do.
  • Goofy: Let me give it a go!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: No wait!

(He charges toward the door, as Mickey sees a sign that says push and pushes it open, as Goofy runs through.)

  • Mickey Mouse: Hey, Goof, wait. I got it…

(He runs passed the bad guys)

  • Beagle Boy #3: What the heck was that?

(He ran so fast, he crashed through the window as he land on the branch and it launch him into the air and hits a cow's butt, as it angrily kicks Goofy out to the windmill fans and it flings him throw the window and he falls and dumps down the steps passed the bad guys and then down to where Mickey and the others)

  • Goofy: Door’s open.

(With the villains)

  • Beagle Boy #2: Oy, what we do about them musketeers and their friends?
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Yeah, Those fools will be on us in a minute
  • Beagle Boy #1: Don't worry Benedict, we’s 87 floors up. It’ll be hours before they’s on us.

(Then they heroes made it to them, tired)

  • Mickey Mouse: Hold it right… there. You… fiends!
  • Tino Tonitini: We'll get you.
  • Carver Descartes: After we catch our breathe.
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: (in Beagle Boys 1's voice) Sling them birds in their cage.

(The second Beagle boy throws the girl into the cage, as they scream in fear)

  • Mickey Mouse: Your Highness!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Nothing you can do about it now. You guys take care of them, I'll stay here to a eye. It's fun to watch.
  • Beagle Boy #1: Let’s have a bit of fun with these blighters, eh?
  • Mickey Mouse: Let’s get ‘em!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Get them!
  • Beagle Boy #1: FIGHT!!!

(They start fighting as Mickey fights the first Beagle Boy and Goofy fights he second Beagle Boy, while Minnie and Daisy watch them)

  • Donald Duck: Stop. Let the girls go.

(The short Beagle Boy takes out his big sword and then sliced Donald's sword in half)

  • Beagle Boy #3: You feel lucky, ducky?

(Then Donald turns into a chicken and runs away in fear. And we go to Goofy is fighting the second Beagle Boy)

  • Beagle Boy #2: Hang about. Is that Halley’s comet?
  • Goofy: Halley’s comet! Where?

(He pulls down goofy's hat and he is blinded by it as he walks through)

  • Mickey Mouse: Let us go! Let us go! I’ll slice you to ribbons! What the… My sword!

(The Beagle Boys corners the heroes)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Oh, they got you now! I'll need more popcorn.

(The heroes back away as the Beagle Boys has trapped them)

  • Mickey Mouse: Fellas, we got to do something quick… or the princess is done for.
  • Beagle Boy #2: It’s all over.
  • Beagle Boy #1: Looks like you blokes got in over your heads…

(Goofy sees the window he crashed through, and then thinks of an plan that is like when he ran through the tower earlier and then comes up with an idea.)

  • Mickey Mouse: What are you planning, Goof?
  • Goofy: I got an idea. You all with me?
  • Mickey Mouse: You bet.
  • Tino Tonitini: I hope you know what you're doing
  • Goofy: Hot soup, coming through!

(He grabs Mickey and others and ran so fast through the window again, as they screaming)

  • Beagle Boy #1: That was a bit of a barney, wasn’t it?
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Oh you think?!?

(They fall down, they land on the branch and it launch them into the air and hits a cow's butt, as it angrily kicks Goofy and Mickey out to the windmill fans and it flings them through the window and they hit the Beagle Boys and Benedict as they fall into the river)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Oh man, this was my new suit!

(They go down the waterfall. And the heroes fall down the steps and released the girls and then they made down the tower)

  • Goofy: Did we do it?
  • Mickey Mouse: Yeah! We did it! The fourty-six of us did it!
  • All: All for one and…
  • Mickey Mouse: Wait. Where’s Donald?

(Donald comes out of her hiding place)

  • Donald Duck: We did it? (He falls down) Well, alright! Hurray! We did it!

(They cheered as they a "Ahem" and then Daisy give them the look as they realize they need to untie them)

  • Mickey Mouse: Let me just…(tries to untie minnie, but it's to tight) Kind of tight.

(The he touched the knot and the rope untied Minnie and Daisy as rope is on Mickey)

  • Mickey Mouse: Oops.

(Minnie laughs as Mickey and her fell in love)

  • Troubadour: Mickey made her laugh… so she knew he was the one. But will their love bloom on the way back to Paris? Perhaps… if I sing them a song.

(Troubadour plays the piano as Mickey and Minnie go out on a date)

[Troubadour]
Afloat on the breeze
[Butterfly chorus]
On wings of love
[Troubadour]
Like birds and like bees
[Butterfly chorus]
Sweet wings of love
[Troubadour]
The first day we met
[Butterfly chorus]
On wings of love
[Troubadour]
We watched the sun set
[Butterfly chorus]
Sweet wings of love
[Troubadour]
And if by some chance
[Butterfly chorus]
Some twist of fate
[Troubadour]
We’re chasing romance
[Butterfly chorus]
It's not too late
[Troubadour]
It’s heaven’s design, you‘ll be mine
Hands entwined on wings of love
[Butterfly chorus]
Of love

(We go to them on a boat as the scene zooms out to the city of Paris, and we got to the palace Mickey and Minnie take a walk in the garden)

[Troubadour]
A real-life fairy tale
[Butterfly chorus]
Fairy tale
[Troubadour]
Down the streams of life we sail
[Butterfly chorus]
Life we sail
[Troubadour]
And our world in twilight gleams
[Butterfly chorus]
Twilight gleams
[Troubadour]
Like the light in your eyes Inside my dreams
Your whisper lightly tickling my ear
It’s Paris, ah, in the spring
[Butterfly chorus]
Spring, spring, spring, spring
[Troubadour]
I feel so giddy, one thing is clear
You stir my heart to sing
Don’t take your hand from mine
[Butterfly chorus]
Hand from mine
[Troubadour]
Just hold tight until you find
You ‘re the light I’m dreaming of
[Butterfly chorus]
Dreaming of

(Minnie takes off Mickey's hat and hides that she kisses Mickey on the lip and head to the palace)

[Troubadour]
And I’m waiting for you on wings of love
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Bonne nuit.
[Troubadour]
Waiting for you on wings…
[Butterfly chorus]
Lovely little wings
[Troubadour]
Of love
[Butterfly chorus]
On wings of love
  • Troubadour: Ah, young love. [Chuckles]

Pete and Benedict's new plan/Guarding the princess and been picked off one by one/Donald warns Mickey about Pete and runs away

(With the Villains)

  • Captain Pete: I got a problem! Those three chowderheads and their new friends have proven tougher than I thought.
  • Beagle Boy #3: Yeah? So?
  • Captain Pete: So quit hanging around.
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: We’ve got a change of plans, thanks to those heroes.
  • Captain Pete: He's right, see. Now we’re gonna have to pull the switcheroo… tomorrow night… at the opera.

(The poster is shown again)

  • Captain Pete: That little ditty is starting to grow on me. Now listen. To get to the princess… we’re gonna have to pick those guys off one by one.

(Night as the palace, Minnie and Daisy are in bed)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Look, Daisy. Mickey and I have the same last name.
  • Daisy Duck: Well, it must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn’t control my love life.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: What do you mean?
  • Daisy Duck: Well, look at me. If it did… I’d get stuck with Mister… [Imitating Donald Duck]

(The girls laugh as we cut to Goofy standing guard)

  • Goofy: Two, three… four. Two, three… four. [Then he hear noises] Bad guys.

(Then a shadow shaped like Mickey showed up)

  • Clarabelle Cow: [Imatating Mickey Mouse] Attention, Musketeer Goofy.
  • Goofy: Mickey, is that you?
  • Clarabelle Cow: [Imatating Mickey Mouse] Yes, Musketeer Goofy. I am in need of your assistance.
  • Goofy: You sure are talking funny.
  • Clarabelle Cow: [Imatating Mickey Mouse] I was eating escargot and peanut butter. [made the shadow leave]
  • Goofy: Hey, save some for me!

(Then Goofy follows te shadow and he is lured outside the palace as Clarabelle actually did a shadow puppet of Mickey and laughs evilly, as Goofy continues to follow the fake Mickey shadow)

  • Clarabelle Cow: [Imatating Mickey Mouse] Over here. Follow me, Goofy.
  • Goofy: Mickey!
  • Clarabelle: [Imatating Mickey Mouse] You‘re almost there.

(Then Goofy has come to an dead end)

  • Goofy: Mickey! Doggone! Where’d he go? Mickey! Mickey!

(Then a scary shadow comes in and gets closer)

  • Goofy: Uh-oh.

(The scene goes black as we go to the Weekenders)

  • Tino Tonitini: Guarding the princess shouldn't be that hard.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Yeah, all we have to do is guard this door and make sure no one gets in.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Yeah, we can do it.

(They stood there until)

  • Lor McQuarrie: Okay, this is boring. What should we do?

(Tino then sees a clown as he screams)

  • Tino Tonitini: Run for your lifes!

(He runs from the clown and then sees another one scream)

  • Tino Tonitini: THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!! MUTANT CLOWNS FROM THE UNDERWORLD!! THEY'RE REAL!!! IT'S THE CLOWN-POCALYPSE!! (Screams and faints)
  • Carver Descartes: Tino, are you nuts! Now we're definitely out of our post.
  • Tino Tonitini: Sorry guys. We better get back to our posts before-

(Then they hear a voice and it was Mr. Bald Guy)

  • Carver Descartes: (In TJ's voice) Why, Mr. Bald Guy, what a surprise.

(The scene then goes black. We go to Donald)

  • Donald Duck: Quack, two, three, four. Quack, two, three… Quack!

(He then gets startled and cuts the bush into his image)

  • Donald Duck: Hello, handsome.

(He hears a noise and then see the Beagle Boyd in Pete masks)

  • Donald Duck: What the…
  • Beagle Boy 1 & 2: Booga booga! (Then stopped)
  • Beagle Boy 3: Booga booga booga booga booga! Oh.
  • Donald Duck: Beat it, you guys.

(They are shocked)

  • Beagle Boy 1: I told you twits these Pete masks wouldn’t work. Let’s go to plan "B."

(They take off the masks and reveal themselves)

  • Donald Duck: Hey, you ‘re the bad guys! Don’t move!

(Then, they got out a lot of weapons as Donald gets scared and runs off, and he runs out of the palace and then hides in the barrel. Footsteps are heard and the Beagle Boys laugh)

  • Donald Duck: Uh oh.

(They roll the barrel with Donald inside, as he gets rolled down and then stopped, as the barrel opens up and then Beagle Boys peaked inside, and Donald runs from and then gets trapped)

  • Donald Duck: What’s going on?

(He says a picture of Princess Minnie in a cage while Pete is King, and the gravestones of him, Mickey, and Goofy. And then Pete shows up, laughing)

  • Donald Duck: Captain Pete!
  • Captain Pete: I’m in such a good mood.

(He pulls down the leaver and then a blade comes falling down and about to due Donald in, but Donald escapes)

  • Captain Pete: Come back here, you little bird beak!

(He goes after him and then his peg leg is chopped, as Pete whimpers in depression of it. And then we go to Pluto barking and goes to Mickey)

  • Mickey Mouse: Pluto. Pluto, slow down, boy. What is it? Whoa! Hey, where’s Goofy?

(Pluto barks)

  • Mickey Mouse: Donald! Something strange is going on here. And I haven't seen Tino or his friends for a while now.

(Then Mickey and Pluto sees the suit of armor move)

  • Mickey Mouse: Who’s there? You better come out of there, or I'm coming in after you!

(The suit of armor shakes as it turns out that Donald was hiding inside)

  • Mickey Mouse: Donald? What’s the big idea? Come down from there! Why aren’t you at your post?
  • Donald Duck: We got to get Goofy and get out of here!
  • Mickey Mouse: Goofy? Where is he? He’s not at his post either. And have you see Tino or friends too? They gone missing.
  • Donald Duck: Oh, no! He’s already got them!
  • Mickey Mouse: Wait! Who’s got them? Donald… [stops Donald in his tracks] stop! Donald, are you nuts? What’s going on?
  • Donald Duck: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie so he can become king because he’s really a bad guy and he has a secret lair, and it’s really dark and scary! So the point is he’s gonna kill us if we get in his way! So we should run now as far away as we can!

(Mickey and Pluto just stood there, confused)

  • Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can’t understand a word you say.
  • Donald Duck: No!

(He grabs Mickey and runs off with him)

  • Mickey Mouse: Put me down! Whoa! We can’t leave our posts like this! What would Captain Pete say?
  • Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy!
  • Mickey Mouse: Captain Pete is the bad guy?

(Donald runs out the palace, and then Mickey grabs the rall and then got himself free from Donald's arms)

  • Donald Duck: What?

(He stops)

  • Mickey Mouse: Pete’s trying to kidnap the princess?
  • Donald Duck: Exactly!
  • Mickey Mouse: But he made us musketeers.
  • Donald Duck: It was all a lie.
  • Mickey Mouse: A lie? Well, lie or no lie… musketeers don’t run from danger… and as long as we wear these uniforms… neither do we.
  • Donald Duck: You said it! (rips up his musketeer suit to his sailor outfit, puts on his sailor hat, and gets his suitcases) It’s every duck for himself.

(He then runs of but Mickey stops him)

  • Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?
  • Donald Duck: I was hiding.
  • Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well… tonight, you came back to warn us… and that took courage, Donald.

(Donald just stood there)

  • Mickey Mouse: Come on. I’ll be right beside you… because we’re friends.

(Donald still stood there thinking as Mickey holds his hand to Donald)

  • Donald Duck: I just can’t. I’m sorry.

(He then runs)

  • Mickey Mouse: Donald!

(But he didn't pay attention as Donald has run and vanish into the fog.)

  • Mickey Mouse: Donald.

(He is now sad, and then Pluto then has his's and he takes it)

  • Mickey Mouse: Thanks, boy.

(He then toughens up. Pluto smells something and then growls)

  • Mickey Mouse: What is it? What is it, boy?

(Then he heard a laugh, as the shadow figure appears and then walk up and reveals himself to be Pete)

  • Captain Pete: Well, well, well. If it ain't the one musketeer.
  • Mickey Mouse: Captain Pete, by the power vested in me as musketeers… I'll arrest you, mister!
  • Captain Pete: [laughs] That’s a good one! Well, how about this? By the power invested in my fist, I clobber you!

(He is about to attack, as Mickey quickly takes out his out, but it was too late, Pete's fist knocked him out as the scene goes black.)

Pete chains Mickey in the Mont St. Michel/"Chains of Love"/Tino and the gang breaking out/We've Gotta Save Mickey!

(We go to road where Pete is ridding the carriage inside the fortress and then we go to Mickey inside the cage as Pete's shadow come to him and then uncovers the cage)

  • Captain Pete: Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You ‘re as welcome as can be. [laughs]

(He picks up the cage as he carries Mickey inside the torture tower as he walks down the steps and into the bottom floor as he drops the cage in there)

  • Captain Pete: Oopsie. [goes down the leader] I am such a butterfingers.

(He made it down as he picks up Mickey)

  • Mickey Mouse: Hey! Put me down! Don’t make me have to whoop you!
  • Captain Pete: OK, fine. Just hold still, you runt. [chains up Mickey] Well, Mickey, it looks like this is the end of the line. [laughs evilly]
  • Mickey Mouse: Think so? My pals will be right behind us.
  • Captain Pete: Oh, sure. The duck dumped you. Remember?
  • Mickey Mouse: Well… Goofy then!
  • Captain Pete: The goof? He’s getting fitted for a halo.
  • Mickey Mouse: Well… Tino then!
  • Captain Pete: You mean that kid? He and his friends are spending time with Benedict.
  • Mickey Mouse: No, no, no.
  • Captain Pete: Yes, yes, yes! Face it, Mickey… it’s all for one… and you are on your own! (Throws Mickey) Enjoy your brief stay here at the Mont St. Michel. You know, they say the tide comes in faster than horses! So long, runt! I got me tickets to the opera… a little something called… "I Just Can’t Wait to be King."

(He climbs up the ladder and then leaves Mickey. Mickey take off his musketeer hate, and then throws it aside. and sadly covers his head in his legs. Then we go the bottom of the river with skeletons, as the scene goes up to Clarabelle and Goofy [who is chained up] on a bridge)

  • Clarabelle Cow: This is it, handsome. Get ready for the big sleep, the river of no return… the long day’s journey into night.
  • Goofy: Gosh. Your sweet voice is music to my ears.

(Clarabelle is confused by what he said)

[Goofy]
Your chains of love now hold me tight
Your bovine beauty makes my heart take flight
[Clarabelle Cow]
You will not change my mind one smidge
I’m going to drop you screaming off this bridge
[Goofy]
Clarabelle, you drive me nuts!
[Clarabelle Cow and the chorus]
His love’s so sweet, his love’s so blind
Poor Goof…
You have to kill him
Poor grunge
Farewell
Take the plunge
[Goofy]
My milkmaid miss, you charm my soul
You leave me utterly beyond control
Call me a goof, but one thing’s clear
Your melodious moo is music to my ears
[Chorus]
He’s no Don Juan
[Clarabelle]
He’s not real smart
And yet he’s touched my little cowhide heart
He loves my moo, my cow-like gaze
His numskull charm
Has set my heart Ablaze

(Then she kisses him as devil cows sing the finale and then Goofy falls off and Clarabell ties the chain and then jumps down to him))

  • Clarabelle Cow: Hurry, my love. You don’t have much time. Your friend Mickey is in dire peril.
  • Goofy: No, he’s not. He’s in the musketeers.
  • Clarabelle Cow: I mean he’s in danger.

(Then the part of the bridge crack and then they fall off)

  • Donald Duck: I’ll be a musketeer when cows fall from the sky. (Sees the falling two) What? Uh-oh.

(They crashed into Donald's boat. Then, we go to Benedict)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Why do you made me do this fellas? Do you enjoy tormenting me? Do you hate me?
  • Carver Descartes: Of course we hate you. Why? Because you're insane!
  • Lor McQuarrie: And a recess hating control freak!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: {Chuckles} Insane, Recess-hating control freak. Well, there you go again, fellas. Insulting me, ruined my plans, Just like last time. Only this time, kids, I’m ready. [Looks out the window] You see, all those days I'm spend in a jail cell, no matter how many seconds I'm spend, no matter how misserable I was, I always thought about you. How you embarrassed me! How you humiliated me! How you destroyed my plans to get rid of summer vacation with help from that TJ kid and his pals!
  • Lor McQuarrie: At least, we did it to stop you and Team Rocket for good!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Not now Lor!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: But this time, Tino, I’m gonna humiliate you. I’m gonna prove to the world that you guys loss and I win.
  • Tino Tonitini: From how?
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: From Revenge! From payback! From settling the score! I’ve found a way to prove my theory. I’m gonna get even by helping "Captain" Pete. And with Pete's becomes King, I'm gonna throw you guys to Jail and throw away the key!
  • Lor McQuarrie: (In TJ's voice) You fiend!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: ‘‘Fiend.’’ Trying to escape from me, and that's at least you can do.
  • Tish Katsufrakis: It never work Benedict.
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Well, actually, Tish, that’s where you’re wrong. [Shows them a hologram of his plan] You see, all I have to do is get Princess Minnie kidnapped, and sent her farway, while she out of the picture, then Pete comes in and becomes King with no questions asked. Princess Minnie ruling France, as we know it, will become a thing of the past. And once Pete's become King, [???????] justice will be served.
  • Tino Tonitini: (In T.J's voice) You'll never get away with this, Benedict!
  • Carver Descartes: Yeah, we'll always find a way to beat you!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Oh, yeah? Well, who’s gonna stop me?
  • Famillier Vocie: I'm am!

(Then it was Goofy who is rescuing them)

  • Lor McQuarrie: Goofy!
  • Carver Descartes: You're alive! You didn't kick the bucket!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: What? You've Goofy dude from yesterday.
  • Goofy: That's right! And I'm gonna rescue these kids from you and take you down!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Take me down? Yeah, right. You and what army?
  • Goofy: How’s this for a army?

(Goofy then rams into Benedict and knocks him out)

  • Tino Tonitini: Thanks, Goof.
  • Lor McQuarrie: For a second there, we thought we were goners.
  • Goofy: There's no time for thanking me, guys. We've gotta save Mickey, he's in gave danger.
  • Tino Tonitini: Um, what?  
  • Lor McQuarrie: What?!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: What?!
  • Carver Descartes: Oh man! We gotta go save him before it's too late! The fate of the universe is at stake!

(We go back to the Mont St. Michel, the tide is rising up as Mickey, still chained, sees the water coming in and then looking at the measuring will and it points to the 10 1/2 marker saying "You must be this tall to survive this dungeon" and Mickey gets scared of this. Go to Pluto running as the Weekenders and Goofy is carrying Donald are following him)

  • Goofy: We’re coming, Mickey!
  • Donald Duck: Put me down! Put me down!

(They run to the docks and they got on a boat)

  • Donald Duck: Guys! Pete’s gonna kill us!
  • Lor McQuarrie: Well, Pete or no Pete, we have to do it.
  • Goofy: Lor's right, Donald! Mickey's our pal and we got to save him! All for one and one for all. Remember? I know it’s the most hideous… house of torture in all of France… but we’re going in there!

(He points to the fortress and it lightning made the fortress to gave a monster, and Donald gets scared and buries his head in the sand)

  • Goofy: Gosh, fellas. Could this be the end of Tino's Adventures of The Three Musketeers?
[Troubadour]
This is the end
This is the end
That Donald Duck has left poor Mickey Mouse to drown
And Goofy trusted him, but Donald let him down
We all berate him because we hate him
He is a traitor, vacillator He’s a lousy second-rater
Mangy mallard, (Chorus: he’s a coward)
Donald’s destiny has soured, it’s the end!

(That song made Donald angry as he gets his head out of the sand and destroys Troubadour's guitar)

  • Donald Duck: I’ll show you, dirty tortoise!
  • Troubadour: That way, tiger.
  • Donald Duck: Wait for me! [He runs off and then comes back to shake Troubadour's hand] Thanks for the song.

(He runs across the lake and on the boat with Goofy and Pluto)

  • Goofy: Donald!

(Donald then rips up his original suit into his musketeer outfit)

  • Donald Duck: Come on! We’ve got to save Mickey!
  • Carver Descartes: Now we're talking!

(They row to the island as Mickey is trying to get air and then started to hold his breath as he is underwater. And the heroes made it to shore and go inside the torture house)

  • Goofy: We’re coming, Mickey!

(Back inside, the water continues to rise up, as Mickey begins to lose his breathe and then sinks down and is about to kick the bucket, but then Goofy and Donald dives in the pull the chain hard as it begins to break off and it clouded out. Mickey begins to gain conciousness)

  • Goofy: Mickey.
  • Donald Duck: Mickey?
  • Goofy: Mickey, come back to us, pal. I think he’s coming out of it.

(Mickey then sees the heroes)

  • Mickey Mouse: Donald? Tino? Carver? Lor? Tish? Goofy? Pete told me you were a goner.
  • Goofy: Shucks. We've aren’t… [gets hugged by Mickey] …Going nowhere without you, Mick.
  • Tino Tonitini: Besides, we were almost goners if Goofy haven't showed up and saved us.
  • Mickey Mouse: He did?
  • Lor McQuarrie: Yeah! You should have seen him. He knocked out Benedict like it was nothing at all!
  • Goofy: Aw shucks.
  • Donald Duck: Hey!

(Mickey turns to Donald)

  • Mickey Mouse: Aw, pal. You came back.
  • Donald Duck: Aw… of course I did.
  • Goofy: We wouldn’t let you down, Mick. We’re your friends.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Friends stick together no matter what!
  • Carver Descartes: Til the end.
  • Donald Duck: Yeah. Come on. We’ve got to save the princess. Don’t you remember? All for one…
  • Goofy: Yeah.
  • Mickey Mouse: Aw, fellas, we’re not even real musketeers.
  • Tino Tonitini: What?! Not real musketeers? Who says so?
  • Goofy: Yeah, he's right! Listen, Donald might be a big chicken…
  • Donald Duck: Hey!
  • Goofy: And you‘re just a little guy… and I ain’t no genius, but I know one thing. When the 7 of us stick together…
  • Donald Duck: We can do anything.
  • Mickey Mouse: And not Pete…
  • Lor McQuarrie: Or Benedict...
  • Goofy: Or nobody else can stop us!
  • Mickey Mouse: Musketeers, we’ve got a princess to rescue.

(We go to them riding on a horse)

  • Mickey Mouse: Come on, Tino!
  • Tino Tonitini: Come on Carver!
  • Carver Descartes: Come on Lor!
  • Lor McQuarrie: Come on Tish!
  • Tish Katsufrakis: Come on Goofy!
  • Goofy: Come on, Donald!
  • Donald Duck: I’m right behind you!

Pete became King of France/The Final Battle in the Opera

(At the opera house, the carriage arrive with Minnie and Daisy coming out)

  • Beagle Boy #1: Princess Minnie.
  • Beagle Boy #2: Your Grace.

(Then Pete gets in their way)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Captain Pete?
  • Captain Pete: Bonjourney, princess.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Who's that man with you? And where are my bodyguards?

(Then Pete snags Minnie and Daisy in a bag)

  • Captain Pete: I'll be your bodyguards tonight, sweet cheeks.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: This is an outrage!
  • Captain Pete: No. It’s my nefarious plan to steal the throne.

(Then he pulls open the curtain revealing the third beagle boy dressed as Minnie)

  • Beagle Boy #3: Does this crown make my ears look big?

(Then Minnie screams in horror and Pete puts her back in the bag and ties it)

  • Captain Pete: You know what to do.
  • Both: Righty-o, boss.

(Pete then throws the princess and Daisy in the bag in the trunk)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Let's get moving boys!

(They start to carry off with it. And the heroes made it to Paris)

  • Goofy: Look! There it is!

(Back at the opera house)

  • Captain Pete: OK, shortstop, do your stuff.

(The short Beagle boy puts on make up and then tries to get the people's attention and the honks the air horn)

  • Beagle Boy #3: [Imatating Minnie] Attention, my loyal subjects. Due to the stress of princessing… my duties have become too overwhelming… for a delicate flower such as myself. Therefore, I now present your new ruler, King Pete!

(The people gasp in shock and then Pete brings down the poster for "King Pete")

  • Captain Pete: I did it, Mommy! [goes to his king outfit] I’m king of all France! I feel like eating a snail. Now, on with the show.

(The audience clap as the Trobadour as the conductor arrives)

  • Troubadour: Allo. C’est moi.

(Then the opera starts with pirate singers as the heroes arrive at the opera house and Pluto gets a trail of the princess)

  • Pluto: [Barking]
  • Mickey Mouse: That-a boy, Pluto. Find the princess!

(They run inside while the opera continues on as the two Beagle Boys and Benedict continues to carry the trunk)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Hurry! Time waits for no one.
  • Pluto: [Barking]
  • Mickey Mouse: Did you find the princess, boy? [sees the Beagle Boys, the Bald guy and Benedict] Good work, Pluto.
  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Our brave musketeers have come to rescue us.
  • Mickey Mouse: Don’t worry, Your Highness. We’ll save you. Alright, Benedict, drop the princess!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: As you wish. Do it... now!

(They dropped the princess)

  • Lor McQuarrie: You're about to get it now then we get pizza!
  • Tino Tonitini: Nevermind about that! We have a country to save!
  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Get them!

(Then the heroes start fighting the Beagle Boys and the Bald guy, while Dr. Phillium Benedict watches once agian. As they fighting, then the opera pirates finished their song as they went off and the female opera singers start singing as the musketeers and the heroes fight the Beagle boys and the audience sees that and gasp in shock. The singers get scared and then run off, and they battle continues on. The short Beagle boy sees the battle and wakes up Pete)

  • Captain Pete: What? What the Sam hill? The princess! Do something!
  • Beagle Boy #3: Sir. Yes, sir.

(He leaves as the opera singers sing while hiding under a stage rock as they continue fighting and then leaves)

  • Mickey Mouse: How dare you try and kidnap the princess! Nobody walks away with the princess… while Mickey, Tino, Lor, Tish, Carver, Donald, and Goofy are on the job!
  • Goofy: Hey! Someone’s walking away with the princess.
  • Mickey Mouse: Let’s get ‘em!

(They grapple the third Beagle Boy, they got the Princess, and the Benedict, the Bald guy and the Beagle Boys going after them)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Don’t let them get away, you fools!

(They pass singing Pig, as and the Benedict, the Bald guy and the Beagle Boys, they reach to the top of the stage and end of the edge. And they notes they almost about to get them. So they tried to go on a Moon prop. Ones they went on it, it went down, and them the moon prop almost went to the ground)

  • Captain Pete: She’s getting away!

(Pete jumped off the balcony and and land on the sun prop, it went down, as so as Moon prop, went up. Pete stop it with his peg leg. Pete and Mickey and others had a tug-of-war of trunk. During the tug-of-war, the trunk got loose starts to fall)

  • Mickey Mouse: Princess!

(He gets off the moon and then goes down to the stage to catch the trunk and it crashes on him)

  • Mickey Mouse: Ouch.

(Pete raspberry at the heroes and goes down with the musketeers and the Weekenders going up to Benedict, the Bald guy and the Beagle Boys)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: Gotcha!!

(then Pete lets go of rope, making them crash through the stage foor)

  • Captain Pete: Six down, and one to go.
  • Mickey Mouse: I almost got it.

(Princess Minnie Looks through the keyhole and sees Pete's shadow behind Mickey's)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Oh, no! Look out!
  • Mickey Mouse: What?

(He turns around to see Pete who think takes off his robe, revealing a fighting outfit)

  • Captain Pete: This is it, squeaky… mano y mouse-o.

(The opera singers run themselves out of the stage, as Troubador goes to his final battle music as Mickey and Pete have a sword fight around the trunk. They continued fighting until Mickey has swing Pete's sword and then point it at him)

  • Mickey Mouse: Ah Ha!
  • Captain Pete: [stomps on Mickey's sword] Oh ho!
  • Mickey Mouse: Uh-oh.

(Pete then punches Mickey as the crowd gasps and then Pete has Mickey pinned down)

  • Captain Pete: It’s all over, Mickey… and you are all alone. And now with you finally out of the way… getting rid of the princess will be easy as pie.

(Donald, Goofy and the others are alright as Goofy winks at Mickey.)

  • Mickey Mouse: Want to bet?
  • Captain Pete: That’s a sucker bet.
  • Donald Duck: Yeah, and you two are the suckers!
  • Mickey Mouse: Ready, musketeers?
  • All: All for one and one for all!
  • Captain Pete: Uh-oh.
  • Donald Duck: How’s this for a coward?

(Donald poke Pete in the eyes)

  • Goofy: How’s this for a doofus?

(Goofy then rams into Pete's stomach)

  • Mickey Mouse: And I may be small, Pete… but I’ve got friends that make me ten feet tall.
  • Captain Pete: Aw, nuts.

(Mickey then punches Pete and then the gang beat up Pete and then Mickey cuts his peg leg)

  • Mickey Mouse: Timber!
  • Captain Pete: I hate happy endings.

(He falls to the ground and passes out. And Benedict watches in defeat)

  • Dr. Phillium Benedict: All my plans, my hopes of revenge... ruined. [He felled to his knees] RUINED!!!!!!
  • Carver Descartes: Well... I guess we defeat him once again.
  • Lor McQuarrie: Yep, just like last time. In your face Benedict! Losers! Losers! Losers!

(The people cheers for the heroes as the heroes released the princess from the trunk, as Goofy and Clarabelle try to hug each other but hit each other in the head, and then they hold hands, and Donald and Daisy looked at each other as Donald gets a little nervous, but then Daisy grabs Donald and kisses Donald as Donald is smittened by that, who is covered in kiss marks)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Daisy. Are you kissing a commoner?
  • Daisy Duck: C’est la vie.

(Then she continued kissing Donald)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: C’est I’amore!

(Minnie then kisses Mickey on the lips, as the opera singers finish off their finale as Troubador co)

The Epilouge

(Then the next day, princess Minnie take her and lifts it up to the musketeer)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: Please kneel?

(Mickey, Donald, and Goofy kneel down, as Tino, Caver, Lor and Tish are happy for them)

  • Princess Minnie Mouse: In gratitude for saving France, I dubbed thee Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, all royal musketeers.

(The three smiled and the other cheer)

  • Mickey Mouse: What do you say, everybody? All for one…
  • All: And one for all!

(All the musketeers throw hats up in the air, as we cut to Tino and his friends)

  • Tino Tonitini: [to the viewers] Well. We'd saved France, beaten Dr. Benedict once again, our new friends finally became musketeers, and Lor. Well, I think this experience has gotten her excited for new adventures.
  • Lor McQuarrie: You bet, and if anyone says different, I'll glue them to the wall. (leaves)
  • Tino Tonitini: Right. Well, later days!

(Troubadour appears again)

  • Troubadour: Bravo, my friends! Ah, our three heroes have finally made their dream come true. I think this calls for… one more song!

(We got to Mickey and zoom to the entire musketeer group)

[Mickey Mouse]
All for one, hey,
[Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy]
all for one and one for all
Musketeers sing all for one
[Musketeers]
and one for all
And all for one and
one for all
And all for one and all.

(THE END)

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