Tokyo Rubble is the 4th episode of Rubble's Tall Tales.
Summary[]
Rubble tells his friends the time he used to be an import driver.
Transcript[]
[The episode starts with Bertie coming up to Ffarqhuar station]
Bertie: Morning, everyone. Sure is peaceful.
Lorry 2: Hey, losers!
Lorry 1: Comin' through!
Lorry 3: Drift through right here!
Chase: I got this.
[Soon Chase starts chasing the Horrid Lorries]
Lorry 2: Woo-haw!
Chase: Stop in the name of the law!
Skye: (amused of Chase) Hey, go easy on them, Chaser.
Rubble: I used to be an import driver.
Tracker: (blinked) What?
Marshall: No way.
Rubble: Yes way. It all started when one day…
[The scene changes to Rubble walking and he sees a man in Japanese clothing]
Rubble: Hello, sir. Looks like you can use a ride somewhere.
Mojo-San: Why, yes. But it is very far.
Rubble: Aw, heck. No trip is too far for this guy.
French Narrator: A Few Moments Later
Rubble: (pants from holding his breath) Wow. I gonna change my slogan.
[They drove on until they've reached the middle of Tokyo]
Rubble: Well, here we are.
Swifter-San: Domo Arigatou, Mr. Rubble.
Rubble: And a big Mais de rien to you. Oh wait. That was French. Whoa! What in the... Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! [He looks around and sees all the neat things in Tokyo] Why hello, ladies.
[Then he accidentally backs into...]
Swifter-san: (offended; spoke in Japanese)
[He starts to swerve his car around Rubble and stops in front of him]
Swifter-san: (Speaks Japanese)
Rubble: A what-sa?
Mojo-san: (gasps) He challenges you to a drift race!
Liberty and Coral: Drift race!
Swifter-san: We will race at midnight. (he laughs and races away in his car with his ninjas in their cars)
Rubble: Well they seem friendly.
Mojo-san: Rubble-san, if you are going to win this race, you need a ride and... modification!
Japanese Car Modelers: Modify!
Liberty and Coral: Modify!
Rubble: (excited) Modify! (confused) What's that?
[Scene changes to later that same night where Rubble arrives in his stylish import racing car. People are amazed by his racing car]
Swifter-san: Mm. You look good. But can you race?
Rubble: (laughs) Can I? (to the car modelers) Hey, can I?
[The car modelers just shrug. Mojo-San walks in front of the two race cars]
Mojo-San: Listen up, Gentlemen. Let this be an honorable race. You must race to the top of Tokyo Tower. First one to seize the flag will become... King of all drifters.
Rubble: You mean nothing happens to the loser?
Swifter-San: No, the loser will get his car stripped of all modifications. And the car will get... stalked.
[Everyone, Liberty and Coral gasp]
Rubble: But I just got all this fancy stuff.
[Then the neon color cars glow their colors]
Red car: Ready
Yellow car: Set
Green car: Go!
[Rubble and Swifter-San are off. The race is on. The racers are driving as fast as they can but Rubble had troubling drifting]
Rubble: WHOA! Whoa, whoa!
[Then after they turn a corner Rubble gains on Swifter-San on a straight road]
Swifter-San: Squirt Runt. You can't drift, you can't swift.
[He laughs and speeds off]
Rubble: I’ll show you!
[And he makes his car go faster to chase after him. Swifter-San drifts around a couple corners but Rubble misses one of the turns]
Rubble: (yells)
[His car slides into a hotel]
Japanese People: (in Japanese)
[Rubble slides out of the hotel and onto another street and he tries to avoid oncoming traffic]
Rubble: Whoa-oa! Sorry! Sorry! Wrong way! Whoa!
[He races past an intersection and an officer sees him and chases after him in his car]
Officer: Get back here you import punk!
[Then they turn a corner towards a doughnut shop]
Rubble: Look out! Coming through!
Officer: Doughnuts? I love Doughnuts!
[He starts making doughnuts with his car]
Rubble: Hey, I'm back.
Swifter-San: Huh? Good move. But not good enough! Ninjas, appear!
Ninja: Hiyah!
Rubble: Oh no! Ninjas?!
Ninjas: Hi ya!
Marshall: Whoa, ninjas?!
Rocky: What did you do?
Rubble: Well, how should I know? You were the ones who saved me.
Radical Voice: Lightning Dragon Dog Twins!
Ninjas: (gasp)
Marshall: Let's do this!
Rocky: I'm way ahead of ya!
Marshall and Rocky: Dragon style!
Radical Voice: Spinning Dragon Attack!
[They start to send the ninjas flying]
Ninjas: Oof! Oh! Whoa!
Marshall: Ha!
Ninja: Whoa!
Rocky: Kachow!
Ninja: Yah!
Rocky: Yeah!
Marshall: Woo!
[Then Rubble sees Swifter-San is getting close to Tokyo Tower]
Rubble: (gasps) Oh no! He's almost to the tower!
Marshall: Follow me! I know a shortcut.
Rubble: Right behind ya!
Rocky: Way ahead of you.
[The three of them make their cars jump down into a construction zone]
Construction Worker: Huh?
[His crane knocks over some oil drums and they spill into the construction zone]
Rubble: Whoa! Ho-ho-ho! Look at me! I'm drifting!
Marshall, Rubble and Rocky: (whooping and laughing)
[Another construction worker wakes up and rotates his crane when he hears them]
Construction Worker: Huh?!
[His crane hits some pipes and they roll into the construction zone]
Rubble: Whoa! Look out!
[They start to dodge the pipes. They swerve to avoid them. Then they go through one, driving around inside the pipe]
Rubble: Oh no! We're running out of road! (yells) I can't stop!
Marshall and Rocky: Then go!
Radical voice: Lightning Dragon Fireball!
[They surge their cars forward so fast that fire comes out of their car’s exhaust pipes and they push Rubble into another pipe]
Rubble: Oof! Whoa! (blasts) MOMMY!
Swifter-San: Victory is mine!
[Then Rubble lands in front of him]
Rubble: Oof! Oh, hi. There you are.
Swifter-San: Huh? Where did you come from?
Rubble: I come from SO LONG, SUCKER! (raspberry)
[And he drives backwards and heads to the tower]
Swifter-San: Ahhhh! [Rubble keeps driving backwards around a corner and Swifter-San is racing after him. Then they start racing up Tokyo Tower] You cannot win this race!
Rubble: Oh, yes, I can!
Swifter-San: Cannot!
Rubble: Can to!
Swifter-San: Cannot!
Rubble: Can to!
Swifter-San: Cannot! [He starts to push Rubbles car against the railing along the road going up to the top of Tokyo Tower