This is the transcript for Welcome to War Rumbles.
[The episode starts with our heroes now with Liberty and Coral travelling at night, arguing on how they got lost]
James: (moans) Come on! I can't believe we got lost.
Chase: We're not lost!
Marshall: Oh yes, we are!
Thomas: No, we're not!
Percy: Yes, we are!
Skye: Oh, that's just great coming for you guys!
Rubble: Yeah? Well, if this is navigating then I'm a tester!
Rocky: What?
Zuma: Well, if it wasn't for YOU, we wouldn't be in this test right now, dude!
Rubble: Me? What did I do?
James: You're the one who had the idea of dragging us on this vacation!
Marshall: Not to mention the only one who always wants galivanting wherever he wants, leading us into trouble!
Rocky: This never would've happened if we just stayed home, picking fleas out of my fur like I wanted to!
Henry: Guys, why would you act like this? It's no one's fault.
Caitlin: Yeah, don’t treat my bulldog like that!
Everest: Says the one who let that worker loses our tip at that diner.
Tracker: Heh, guess we'll have to agree to disagree.
Zuma: Agreed!
[Just then they all hear whooping and cheering coming from a campsite four miles away]
James: (sarcastically) If we were speaking to each other, which we're not! I say that kinda looks like a friendly campsite down there.
Thomas: (sarcastically) And if I'm agreeing, which I am. I would say "Boy, maybe we should stop and say hello".
Skye: (sighs) We don't got time for this.
Chase: She's right. Let's get out of here.
[But as they were about to leave. They got swarmed by wasteland warriors]
Cyborg Truck: Well, well, well... Look who dropped into our kingdom, fellas. 20 flesh and bloods and 4 weirdo locos.
Caitlin: We are gonna die.
Arrby: I got this. [steps in front of his friends and...] WE SURRENDER!
[The theme song starts playing]
Voice: Travelling the world with a group of friends
With new adventures round every bend
Whether going smooth
Or travelling fast
They're friends forever
Trains on the Tracks!
[The song ends showing the title]
Narrator: Welcome to War Rumbles.
[Our heroes are shown being dragged in chains by the wasteland warriors]
Percy: (mockingly) I got this. (ticked) Oh, you got this alright.
Al: On the positive side it did save us from being killed. Mostly.
Cyborg Truck: Your highness. We caught these daffodils sneaking up on our base.
Pup in a mechanical suit: Scrapes, how many times have we talked about this? We make them run away from our base. (then the pup looks at our pup heroes in annoyance) Oh, come on. Don't tell me you guys are once again sticking your snouts where they don't belong, are you?
Marshall: Again? Who are you?
Pup in a mechanical suit: As if you didn't know.
Caitlin: No, why?
[Then the pup presses a button and her helmet disengages to reveal...]
Skye: Sweetie?! What are you doing here?
Sweetie: I live here.
Chase: This is your place? What happened to living in Barkingburg?
Sweetie: Well, not too many shelters want to take the one who blew the same pups and infiltrated high class parties... 11 times.
Rubble: Sweetie, I'm sorry you lost your dignity.
Sweetie: Sorry? It was the best thing that ever happened to me!
Our heroes: Huh?
Sweetie: Out here I am the one true thing for everybody. Their hero, their savior and (sighs happily) their queen! Now, come on. Let's get you all suited up.
Arrby: (gets pulled over by Sweetie) Whoa!
Our heroes: (getting pulled over by the Wasteland Vehicles) Whoa!
[Later the pups were dressed in wasteland clothes while Thomas, Percy, James and Henry were painted in wasteland colors and their engine wheels were replaced with road wheels]
James: Road wheels, again?! Although this is exactly comfortable.
Percy: Oh, you said it.
Thomas: I had no idea why we refused on this.
Henry: Do you think these come in white?
Chase: Why is Sweetie doing this?
Skye: I don't know.
Sweetie: Alright, newbies. You're first mission is to take the hill. Good luck.
[and she left]
The Pups and Cat Pack: The hill?
Thomas, Percy, James and Henry: What hill?
[They all activated their scanners and binoculars and see a massive volcano]
Leo: Oh, that hill.
Tuck: That's no hill.
Ella: That's a volcano.
Percy: Well, how are gonna take that thing? There's no way we'll get close enough.
Chase: He's right. It's heavily guarded with too many weapons and security systems.
Skye: So, what do we do?
James: I have a strategic plan: we're going to fight the hill and take the enemy from behind by circumnavigating the globe.
Arrby: You mean we're going to desert?
Marshall: And pretend that we've died?
Liberty: And let those weirdos do all the work for us?
James: Exactly. [Just then a swarm of bugs zoomed passed them] Quick, follow those bugs!
[And they raced out of the scene as it shows a map and our heroes travelling to the sea, sailing to America, racing to another part of the sea until they arrived in Hawaii]
Rubble: And so there we were trapped all by ourselves in the middle of No Lives Land.
Wild: Cannons to the left of us.
Rex: Cannons to the right of us.
Zuma: Bomb burstin' everywhere!
Hula Dog: Were you scared?!
Chase: Yeah, right.
Arrby: You can say that. (gets punched on the shoulder) OW!
Rubble: Actually, we deserted. (gets punched in the face) Ouch!
[Just then...]
Sweetie: ATTENTION!
Our heroes: (jump in surprise)
Sweetie: Nice work, soldiers. Just one boat trip to the island then prepare to take the hill.
[she points to the island across the ocean]
Our heroes: (weep in embarrassment)
[Later at the island our heroes pop their heads out from a pair of trees covering a little slope]
Arrby: If I make a suggestion for us, I say "let's just do this and get it over with". Oh, by the way. This wouldn't have happened if we didn't argue!
Percy: Why you mangey...
James: No, no. He does have a point.
Thomas: What?!
James: I DID mention we should stay back on Sodor. But you guys won't shut it.
Marshall: Yeah, did you though?
[most of our heroes are about to really fight when...]
Arrby: Hey, everyone! (everyone looked at Arrby holding...) Look at these gold rings someone left lying around.
James: Gold rings. That someone left lying around! OH. That's just great. A stack of gold rings. Wonder if this is referencing some kind of a video game. OH, how can it get any worse!
[he then stomps the ground with his tires and the ground shakes then it crumbles with everyone fallen to a dark area]
Thomas: Well, that’s how.
Chase: Never mind that! Where are we?
: I don’t know. But man! I hate pitch black.
Tracker: Me too
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