Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone 2: Lost in New York/Transcript

This is a transcript of Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

Opening/Preparing for the Florida trip

(The film opens as we see the outside of the McCallister house and hear indistinct chattering)

Buzz McCallister: Hey, Rob, do they have private beaches in Florida?

Girl: Where are my magazines?

(We hear more indistinct chattering)

Man: 15 1/2 sunblock.

(Inside)

Girl: Can I take the kitty to Florida?

Aunt Leslie: Make sure you pack your beach towels.

Buzz McCallister: Nobody can order pizzas...

Uncle Frank: Where are my golf balls?

(Overlapping speech continues)

Tracy McCallister: All right, has anyone seen my sunblock?

Sondra McCallister: What's the point of going to Florida if you're going to put on sunblock?

Megan McCallister: I don't care if I age like an old suitcase. I'm getting toasted.

Buzz McCallister: Great, now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.

Brooke McCallister: He's just jealous 'cause he can't tan. His freckles just connect.

(Fuller was drinking a can of Coca-Cola until Frank snatches it from him)

Uncle Frank: Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal. The rubber sheets are packed. (drinks the can)

(We then cut to Kate and Peter's bedroom where Kevin was watching a game show while recording it with his tape recorder)

Game Show Host: Vicky says she wants to go with ding. Behind ding is 200 points. All right. For you. That gives you 4700 points.

(Kevin rewinds his tape recorder and plays the audio)

Game Show Host: (on recorder) 200 points. All right.

(Kate comes in)

Kate McCallister: Honey, are you packed yet?

Kevin McCallister: (speaks into his recorder) Yes. (rewinds the tape and plays the recording)

Kevin McCallister (recording): Yes.

Kate McCallister: Everything I put out for you?

Kevin McCallister: (speaks into the recorder again) Yes. (rewinds the tape and plays the recording again)

Kevin McCallister (recording): Yes.

Kate McCallister: Oh. Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip?

Kevin McCallister: Uh, let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?

Kate McCallister: Ah ha! Close. (takes out and inflatable clown) An inflatable clown to play with in the pool.

Kevin McCallister: (sarcastically) How exciting. Why would we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.

Kate McCallister: Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees?

Kevin McCallister: How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?

Kate McCallister: We'll find a nice fake silver one... or decorate a palm tree.

Game Show Host: Goodbye, everybody.

(The TV shows the Plaza Hotel)

Announcer: Guests of The New Celebrity Ding Dang Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, New York's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations, call toll free-- 1-800-759...

(Kevin records the audio while Peter enters)

Peter McCallister: Honey, do you know where the battery for this camcorder is?

Kate McCallister: Yeah, I put it in the charger.

(Peter pulls the plug and powers of the alarm clock. He takes the cord out of the adapter and plugs it back in. But the clock was reset to 12:00)

Peter McCallister: (shows his tie) How's this?

Kate McCallister: Oh, much better.

Peter McCallister: Hey, Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant.

Kevin McCallister: My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.

(Peter and Kate stare)

Kevin McCallister: Whatever that means.

Peter McCallister: (after a pause, chuckles) Well, I'm sure he was kidding. Just, uh, run in there and get your tie, get out, and don't look at...anything.

(Kevin leaves the bedroom as we hear Frank singing in the shower badly)

Uncle Frank: (singing) Well

This cat they're talking about

I wonder who could it be

'Cause they know

I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

Women see me walking down the street

None of the fellas want to speak

Oh hey hey, on their faces

They wear a silly smirk

'Cause they know I'm the king

Of the cool

Jerks

(Kevin snickers as he records Frank singing)

Uncle Frank: (opens the curtains) Get out of here, you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!

(Kevin gasps and closes the bathroom door)

Uncle Frank: Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.

Christmas Pageant/Kevin's argument with his mother

(We cut to St. Gerard's School. In the auditorium, Kevin, Buzz, and Jeff were in the choir at the pageant)

Choir: (singing) Christmas tree

My Christmas tree

Lit up like a star

When I see my Christmas tree

Can loved ones be far?

Christmas tree, I'm certain

Wherever I roam

Kate McCallister: (whispers to Peter) Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie.

Peter McCallister: (whispers to Leslie) Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank.

Aunt Leslie: Okay. (to Frank) Frank, Ke-- Frank.

Uncle Frank: (startled awake) Huh?! Huh?

(During Kevin's solo, Buzz pulls a prank on Kevin. A boy in the choir is also in on the prank)

Kevin McCallister: (singing) Christmastime means laughter

Toboggans in the snow

(Everyone in the choir and audience started laughing)

Caroling to children

Kevin McCallister: (singing) With faces aglow

(The laughter started to increase)

Kevin McCallister: (singing) Stockings on the mantel

A wreath on the door

And my merriest Christmas

Needs just one thing more

Boy: (singing) Christmas tree, my Christmas tree

Lit up like--

(Realizing that Buzz pranked him, Kevin angrily punches his brother in the stomach in retaliation, thus knocking over the choir singers like dominoes and causing a chain reaction)

Kate McCallister: (angrily) KEVIN!!!

(The curtains close. Meanwhile, back in the McCallister residence, the family is sitting in the living room, while Buzz is standing by the Christmas tree making an announcement)

Buzz McCallister: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... I'd like to apologize to my family for whatever displeasure I might have caused you.

Kevin McCallister: What?

Buzz McCallister: My prank though was immature and ill-timed.

Uncle Frank: (laughing) Immature or not, that was pretty gosh darn hilarious.

Buzz McCallister: I'd also like to apologize to my brother. (to Kevin) Kevin, I'm sorry.

(Kevin just stares in disapproval)

Kate McCallister: Oh, Buzz, that was very nice.

(The family is clapping to Buzz for apologizing and Kate turns to Kevin)

Kate McCallister: Kevin, do you have something to say?

(The family is waiting for Kevin, who stares at them, to apologize)

Buzz McCallister: (as he’s walking past Kevin, so only Kevin can hear) Beat that, you little trout sniffer.

(That name made Kevin mad and steps towards his family)

Kevin McCallister: I'm not sorry! I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me! And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. And since you all are so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway?

(Kevin then walks out of the living room, and was about to walk up to the 3rd floor)

Kate McCallister: Kevin!

Peter McCallister: Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor.

Fuller McCallister: Yeah, with me. (drinks a can of Coke)

Kevin McCallister: So what else is new?

Uncle Frank: You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. Your dad's paying good money for it.

Kevin McCallister: Oh, wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.

(Frank, Fuller, Kate, and Peter were shocked as Kevin walks out of the living room and walks up to the 3rd floor)

Buzz McCallister: What a troubled young man.

(Kevin is now up in the attic)

Kevin McCallister: (murmurs to himself) They're all a bunch of jerks.

(Kate walks up to the room, about to have a conversation with Kevin)

Kate McCallister: Hi. You know, Kevin, last time we all tried to take a trip, we had a problem that started just like this.

Kevin McCallister: Yeah, with me getting dumped on.

Kate McCallister: I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened last time. That's not what's happening this time. Buzz apologized to you.

Kevin McCallister: Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you.

Kate McCallister: Okay. Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over. When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and the rest of the family, you come down.

Kevin McCallister: I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.

Kate McCallister: Then you can stay up here the rest of the night.

Kevin McCallister: Fine. l don't want to be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And do you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys, and I'd have the most fun in my whole life.

Kate McCallister: Well, you got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year.

Kevin McCallister: I hope so.

(Tired of the battle and disappointed and there's no fight left, Kate turns and heads down the stairs. While Kevin lifts off the bed to watch Kate go down the stairs. He thinks for a moment and lies back on the bed. That night, there was a wind that blew a newspaper to the McCallister's door. The newspaper shows that the Wet Bandits escaped prison. Saying, "'Wet Bandits' escape during prison riot")

Kevin takes the wrong flight/Reuniting with Kevin

(In the morning, two airport vans are waiting in the driveway and one of them knocks over the statue. One of the van drivers rings the doorbell. In the bedroom, Kate and Peter sit bolt upright in bed. They jump out and facing each other across the bed. They scream...)

Peter and Kate: We did it again! AAAAHHH!!!

(Family members race up and down the stairs, dressing, shouting, lugging suitcases. It's domestic hysteria! Outside the McCallister residence, the front door opens, and the families stream out)

Kate McCallister: (carries a nylon travel bag slung over her shoulder) Okay, our McCallisters in the first van, the other McCallisters in the second van.

Frank McCallister: I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but jeez, you give the worst gosh darn wake-up calls.

Kate McCallister: Frank, do you have the tickets?

Aunt Leslie: I've got them. Here's your family's. I've got my family's.

Kate McCallister: How many do you have?

Leslie McCallister: Uh, seven.

Kate McCallister: Seven.

Kate and Leslie: 14.

(Peter and Kate rush to their van)

Kate McCallister: Seven... eight, nine, ten.

Megan McCallister: How come none of us are sitting together?

Kate McCallister: This time, you were lucky to get on the same plane.

(Kate and Peter slide into the seat behind the driver. Their kids are behind them.)*Kate McCallister: 11, 12, 13. (realizes) Where's Kevin?

• Kevin McCallister: (appears at the front seat) 14. It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you try to ditch me.

(The van pull out. At the airport, the vans are parked at curbside. Skycaps are checking the luggage. Frank dishes out the tickets.)

• Kevin McCallister: Come on. Dad! I need batteries.
• Peter McCallister: I'll give them to you on the plane. Here's two more.
• Kevin McCallister: Why not now?
• Peter McCallister: Not now! What's the gate number?
• Skycap: H-17.
• Peter McCallister: Better hurry, it's the last gate.
• Buzz McCallister: Dad, what gate is it?
• Peter McCallister: H-17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin. Kevin, you gonna take my bag? Take my bag. Come on. Come on.
• Announcer: American Airlines flight 226 to New York is now in the final boarding process.

(Kate shepherds the kids into the terminal. But Kevin is running with his Walkman, trotting along as he fishes a package of batteries out of Kate's bag. Jeff and Linnie pass him by. Peter runs past. Kevin looks up.)

• Kevin McCallister: Dad, wait up!

(He picks up his pace, running blindly, as he puts the new batteries into his Walkman. A middle-ages businessman in a Burberry trench coat finished a cup of coffee. The McCallisters race past, two abreast, six deep. Peter brings up the rear. The Businessman tosses his coffee cup into the trash, picks up his briefcase and steps into the concourse traffic. Kevin is still fumbling with the battery compartment cover. He looks up and see the Burberry trench coat. Meanwhile, the McCallisters reach the concourse intersection. Kate leads the way down the right concourse. Thirteen McCallisters whip past.)

• Kate McCallister: Come on, come on!
• Kevin McCallister: (closes the Walkman battery compartment door, turns it on and hooks it on his belt) Dad, wait!

(At the departure gate, The McCallisters arrive at the gate, but Kevin continues down the wrong concourse. He’s following behind the man in the trench coat. At the departure gate, a pair of ticket agents are boarding McCallisters as fast as they can.)

• Kate McCallister: Here we are! Here!
• Leslie McCallister: We made it.
• Peter McCallister: Everybody here? We made it? All right.
• Ticket agent #1: Please ma’am, you have to board. The plane's ready to leave.
• Kate McCallister: I'll just make sure everyone gets on.
• Ticket agent #2: Don’t worry, ma’am. We'll get everyone on.
• Ticket agent #1: Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.
• Megan McCallister: Bye. Bye-bye.

(The McCallisters all ran through the jetway. Meanwhile Kevin is still running behind the man in the trench coat.)

• Kevin McCallister: Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me!
• (At another departure gate, the businessman boards the plane.)
• Flight agent #1: Cutting it kind of close.
• Man in coat: Yes.
• Flight agent #1: Merry Christmas.
• Man in coat: Merry Christmas.

(The man then runs into the jetway as Kevin arrives at the gate.)

• Kevin McCallister: Wait! Wait!

(Kevin then bumps into the flight agent, dropping his ticket.)

• Kevin McCallister: I'm sorry.
• Flight agent #1: That's alright. (They both picked up his stuff and his ticket) Are you on this flight?
• Kevin McCallister: Yeah, and so is my family. They’re on the plane. I don't want to be left behind.
• Flight agent #1: Do you have a boarding pass?
• Kevin McCallister: Somewhere...
• Flight agent #2: We have to close up the gate. They're ready to go.
• Flight agent #1: He dropped his boarding pass.
• Kevin McCallister: This plane can’t leave. This happened to me last year and almost wrecked my Christmas.
• Flight agent #2: You sure your family's on this flight?
• Kevin McCallister: My dad ran in right before I bumped into this lady.
• Flight agent #2: Board him. But make sure he locates his family before you leave him.
• Flight agent #1: Okay. Come on. (They both ran into the jetway.) Do you see your family?
• Kevin McCallister: There's my dad over there.
• Flight agent #1: Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas.
• Kevin McCallister: You too.

(The flight agent exits the plane while Kevin fins an empty seat next to the French person.)

• Flight announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! In order to push back from the gate, all passengers must have their seat belts fastened.
• Kevin McCallister: So have you ever been to Florida?
• Passenger: (SPEAKING FRENCH)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RECORDER)

• Flight announcer: Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176 non-stop to New York.

(Kate and Peter are settled in, exhausted, in first class.)

• Peter McCallister: I didn't think we'd make it. Something wrong? Honey?
• Kate McCallister: I have that feeling.
• Peter McCallister: We forgot something?
• Kate McCallister: No, I don't think we did, but I just have that feeling.
• Peter McCallister: Bad memories, that's all. We did everything, we brought everything, we have everybody. There's nothing to worry about.
• Kate McCallister: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We’re fine.
• Peter McCallister: Nothing to worry about.

(From La Guardia, a 727 comes in OVER CAMERA and lands. Kevin's flight is disembarking. Kevin's watching the passengers exit the jetway.)

• Kevin McCallister: Mom? Dad? Uncle Frank? Buzz?
• Flight attendant: We’re the last ones off the plane.

(The last couple of the people exit. Then the flight attendant closes the door,)

• Kevin McCallister: (puzzled) Where are those guys?

(In Miami, Peter picks Kevin's bag off the baggage claim carousel; it is passed from one family member to another.)

• Peter McCallister: Is this Kevin's? Give this to Kevin.
• Kate McCallister: Give this... (tries to pass it to Frank, who waves her off) to Kevin.
• Leslie McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
• Tracy McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
• Linnie McCallister: Kevin.
• Buzz McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
• Rod McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
• Sondra McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
• Megan McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
• Jeff McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
• Brooke McCallister: Give this to Kevin.
• Fuller McCallister: Here you go, Kevin. (notices two elderly people he's about to hand the bag over, so he passes the bag around to the others) Kevin's not here.
• Brooke McCallister: Kevin's not here.
• Jeff McCallister: Kevin's not here.
• Megan McCallister: Kevin's not here.
• Sondra McCallister: Kevin's not here.
• Rod McCallister: Kevin's not here.
• Linnie McCallister: Kevin's not here.
• Tracy McCallister: Kevin's not here.
• Aunt Leslie: Kevin's not here.
• Kate McCallister: (gives bag to Peter) Kevin's not here.
• Peter McCallister: What?!
• Kate McCallister: (laughs, but immediately gasps in shock, then screams at the top of her lungs in alarm) KEVIN!!!!!!!!! (faints)

(Back on the airport, the New York skyline is clearly visible out the windows. Kevin doesn't see it until...he turns casually, looks out the window. He runs to the counter.)

• Kevin McCallister: Excuse me, this is an emergency!
• Ticket agent: Yes, sir?
• Kevin McCallister: What city is that?
• Ticket agent: That's New York.
• Kevin McCallister: Yikes, I did it again!
• Ticket agent: Something wrong, sir?
• Kevin McCallister: I'll be fine.

(Kevin goes limp with shock. He sinks behind the counter and sits on a chair.)

• Kevin McCallister: Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. (long pause) My family's in Florida? (grins) I'm in New York? Wow.

(Peter and Kate are at the police department at the airport)

• Supervisor: What's the child's name?
• Peter and Kate McCallister: Kevin.
• Kate McCallister: K-E-V-l-N.
• Supervisor: When did you see him last?
• Kate McCallister: Curbside check-in?
• Peter McCallister: No, I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal.
• Supervisor: Most people get separated at security checkpoints. Did everyone get through security?
• Kate McCallister: I don't know. Peter...
• Peter McCallister: We were in a hurry. We had to ran all the way to the gate.
• Supervisor: When did you notice he was missing?
• Kate McCallister: When we picked up our baggage here.
• Supervisor: Has the boy ever run away from home?
• Peter McCallister: No.
• Kate McCallister: No.
• Supervisor: Has he ever been in a situation where he’s been on his own?
• Kate McCallister: As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.
• Peter McCallister: Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

(Peter and Kate both knocks the desk, laughing)

• Kate McCallister: He was left at home, by accident, last year.
• Peter McCallister: That's what my wife meant, what she said, it's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition.
• Supervisor: We'll call Chicago and notify them of the situation. The odds are that's where he is.
• Peter McCallister: Thanks.
• Policeman: Very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.

(Meanwhile back in New York City Kevin walks alone then a truck horn honks loudly.)

• Driver: Watch out, kid!
• Worker: Yo, where's your manifest?

[Harry and Marv, who have escaped from prison, have arrived in New York in a fish truck]

• Harry: Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. [takes a deep breath] Smell that?
• Marv: [takes a deep breath] Yeah.
• Harry: Know what that is?
• Marv: Fish.
• Harry: It's freedom.
• Marv: No, it's fish.
• Harry: It's freedom, and it's money.
• Marv: Okay, okay, it's freedom.
• Harry: Come on, let's get out of here before someone sees us. [leaves the truck]
• Marv: And it's fish. [follows Harry]
• Harry: Yep, one quick score. We get ourselves some phony passports, and we hightail it to some foreign country.
• Marv: Arizona? (???)
• Harry: That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santy Claus?
• Marv: Every bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. We’re the Sticky Bandits!
• Harry: Real cute. Very cute.

[Later with the heroes who finished their Christmas shopping…]

• Pikachu: Pika Pika. Pikachu.
• Ash Ketchum: Well, Pikachu. I think this wraps up my Christmas shopping and I got a gift for everyone on my list, including my mom.

(Pikachu sees Kevin coming towards the heroes.)

• Pikachu: Pika?
• Ash Ketchum: What’s wrong?

Kevin McCallister: Hey, guys, over here!

• Pooh Bear: Hello, Kevin. Remember us?
• Kevin McCallister: Of course I remember you guys. How you guys been?
• Piglet: It's been wonderful.
• Kevin McCallister: Ash! Pikachu! Misty! Brock! [hugs them] I've missed you, guys.
• Pikachu: Pika!

Kevin's adventure with the heroes in New York

• Pikachu: Pikachu.

[Brock is flirting with the pretty girls]

• Brock: If there is one wish for me this Christmas, it's to get cozy under the mistletoe with a ton of beautiful girls!

Misty: (groans and shakes her head)

Kevin McCallister: So, what brings you guys to New York City?

Pooh Bear: We're on a Christmas vacation, Kevin.

Piglet: That's right.

Kevin McCallister: Hey, me too. "The Plaza Hotel. New York's most exciting hotel experience."

• (Kevin and the heroes walk by Central Park and see a pigeon lady staring at them.)
• Kevin McCallister: Sick!
• (Kevin and the heroes leave the park and they continue their walk into the city then he bumped into Marv and Harry not noticing them.)
• Marv: What's the matter?
• Harry: Thought I saw something.
• (Marv gets his sticky hand onto the woman's purse and removes it.)
• Marv: (SPEAKS IN FRENCH)
• (A woman gets furious and slaps his face)
• Woman: Hmph! (walks away)
• Harry: Serves you right! Come on, let's go.
• Marv: I think she likes me. Ahh.

Arriving at the Plaza hotel/Vacationing

• Kevin McCallister: Where’s the lobby?
• Donald Trump: Down the hall to the left?
• Kevin McCallister: I'll do just that.
• Hamburglar: How? We don’t have any adults to get us in or any money to get a room.
• Kevin McCallister: You guys leave it to me.

[We see Kevin in the lobby using his recorder]

• Kevin McCallister: Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room, please with an extra large bed, a TV and a little refrigerator you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it!

[Kevin calls for a hotel reservation]

Woman: Plaza Reservations, may I help you?

Kevin McCallister: (slowly) Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister. The father.

Woman: Yes, sir.

Kevin McCallister: (slowly) I'd like a hotel room.

Woman: Yes.

Kevin McCallister: (slowly) With an extra-large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators with a key.

Woman: Yes, sir. You'll need a major credit card upon checking.

Kevin McCallister: (slowly) Credit card? You got it.

WOMAN: Thank you. Enjoy your stay.

Mr. Hector: Yes, two at eight, Henri. Mr. Yamamoto. Hold on a second. I'll call you back, Henri.

• Kevin McCallister: Hi.
• Mrs. Stone: Can I help you?
• Kevin McCallister: Reservation for McCallister?
• Mrs. Stone: A reservation for yourself?
• Kevin McCallister: Ma’am. I’m ten years old. I am with my friends. My feet are hardly touching the ground. I can barely see over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a room? Think about it: A kid going into a hotel making a reservation? I don't think so.
• Mrs. Stone: I'm confused.
• Kevin McCallister: I'm traveling with my dad. He's on business. He's at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus, I'm not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So, my dad dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and said whoever was checking people in to let me in the hotel room, so I won't get into mischief. And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do.

(Back at the police department at the airport...)

• Policeman: Merry Christmas. (hangs up the phone) No sign of him. We're gonna have to be able to get ahold of you. Do you have hotel arrangements?
• Peter McCallister: Yeah.
• Policeman: Do you have any recent photo of the boy?
• Peter McCallister: I have one in my wallet. (checks his pocket for his wallet, which is not there) I don't have my wallet. My wallet's in my bag. Kevin was looking at my bag at the airport. He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet.
• Policeman: Did you have credit cards in the wallet?
• Peter McCallister: Credit cards, money…
• Policeman: We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. If your son has the cards, we can get a location on him when and if he uses them.
• Kate McCallister: No, I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card.

(Back at the hotel lobby...)

• Kevin McCallister: Wow! It worked!
• Mr. Hector: Cedric.
• Cedric: Yes?
• Mr. Hector: Don't count your tips in public.
• Cedric: I'm sorry.
• Mr. Hector: And find out everything you can about that young fellow.
• Mrs. Hector: Front, please! Enjoy your stay with us. Don't forget to remind your dad, when he arrives... ...he must come down and sign a couple of things.
• Kevin McCallister: Thank you, you've been helpful.
• Cedric: May I take your bag? Up here to your left.

(At the hallway)

• Cedric: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor.
• Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
• Cedric: No, the, uh, president.

[He opens the door and reveals a luxurious room]

• Cedric: This is one of our finest suites, sir.
• Kevin McCallister: This is great! Wow! A huge bed just for me! Luxurious and spacious. How convenient.
• Kevin McCallister: Hey!
• Cedric: Did you want the key in the bag? Or did you want to hang on to it?
• Kevin McCallister: I'll hang on to it.
• Cedric: Everything all right? Is the temperature okay?
• Kevin McCallister: It's okay.
• Cedric: Do you know how the TV works?
• Kevin McCallister: I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.
• Cedric: Well...
• Kevin McCallister: I'm sorry. (gives Cedric a stick of gum) And there's plenty more where that came from.
• Cedric: Thank you. (leaves the room)
• Pooh Bear: Where's your family this time, Kevin?
• Kevin McCallister: They're in Miami, Florida.
• Simba: Then why didn't you go with them?
• Kevin McCallister: Because they are no Christmas trees in Florida.
• Timon: There's no snow in Florida either.
• Kevin McCallister: Yeah, but that's not all. What else happened yesterday was all Buzz's fault.
• Pumbaa: What for?
• Kevin McCallister: Buzz humiliated me while I was singing my solo at my Christmas pageant. Buzz pretended to apologize to me then he called me a trout sniffer and plus my Uncle Frank called me a sour puss.
• Pooh Bear: Oh, this will never do.
• Piglet: (sighs) They just don't know when to stop it.
• Rabbit: Well, that was such rude behavior from your older brother and your uncle.
• Kevin McCallister: That's right, Rabbit. My Uncle Frank is nothing but a cheapskate and Buzz is nothing but a jerk. They haven't changed a bit.
• Brock: Buzz should know that it's his own fault.
• Misty: Yeah, Buzz got alot of nerve humiliating you on stage.
• Kevin McCallister: That prank he played on me while I was singing my solo, was making my ears look like they were glowing and everyone in the audience laughed at me!
• Timon: Yeah, some older brother you got.
• Tigger: A trout sniffer, hmph!
• Cera: (scoffs) Since your uncle hasn't changed, he's still the same old sour puss.
• Kevin McCallister: Yeah, you're probably right, Cera.
• Rabbit: (hugging Kevin) We're really sorry about what happened yesterday, Kevin. Some people never change.
• Kevin McCallister: You're right, Rabbit. My Uncle Frank and Buzz had never forgiven me and forgotten everything for what happened last year.
• Simba: Maybe they both don't know how to let everything go.
• Kevin McCallister: That's easy for you to say, guys. You all know how to forgive and forget about your past actions.
• Pumbaa: Well, then. Why don't you tell them to stop being mean to you, Kevin?
• Kevin McCallister: Well, if I tell them both of them they won't listen to me.
• Pikachu: Pika Pikachu.
• Ash Ketchum: We know how it feels, Kevin. Someday they'll learn the hard way.
• Kevin McCallister: You really think so, Ash?
• Ash Ketchum: Yeah, Kevin. I know so.

(Kevin smiled then he and Ash hug each other. Ash placed his hat onto Kevin's head which amused him they both laugh in amusement. Pooh Bear and the others also laugh.)

• Kevin McCallister: Hey, I'm going to the pool for a swim. Do you guys wanna come?
• Tigger: We love to, Kevin!
• Misty: You betcha! You know, back home in Cerulean City, we have a humongous swimming pool inside my family's gym.
• Piglet: This will be fun!

(The scene changes where Kevin, Pooh Bear and his friends go to the pool.)

• Kevin McCallister: Would you mind if I worked on my cannonballs?
• Man: No.
• Kevin McCallister: Thanks!
• Street Sharks: SHARK DIVE!!!

[Kevin does a cannonball dive but his swim trunks come off.]

• Kevin McCallister: Yikes!
• Rabbit: (concerned) Everything all right, Kevin?
• Kevin McCallister: Yeah, Rabbit. My swim trunks just came off.

[Later, Kevin rents some movies and he is having some ice cream]

• Kevin McCallister: This is a vacation.
• Johnny on TV: Hold it right there!
• Woman on TV: It's me Johnny.
• Johnny on TV: I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator!
• Room service man: Two scoops, sir?
• Kevin McCallister: Two? Make it three, I’m not driving.
• Tigger: You said it!
• Woman on TV: It's Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.
• Kevin McCallister: Thank you.
• Johnny on TV: You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
• Woman on TV: I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
• Kevin McCallister: She was not. She was smooching with your brother.
• Johnny on TV: You was here, and you were smooching with my brother!
• Woman on TV: That's a dirty lie!
• Kevin McCallister: See?
• Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby.
• Woman on TV: You have me all wrong!
• Johnny on TV: All right. I believe you. [reveals his Thompson submachine gun] But my Tommy gun don't!
• Woman on TV: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
• Johnny on TV: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
• Woman on TV: Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
• Johnny on TV: You gotta do better than that!
• Woman on TV: If my love was an ocean, Lindy’s have to take two planes to get across it.
• Johnny on TV: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...!
• (Kevin and the heroes covers their eyes as Johnny shoots the woman.)
• Johnny on TV: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (shoots her again) And a happy new year! (makes one last gunshot)

• Cedric: Mr. McCallister, here's your very own cheese pizza.

(Kevin and the heroes smile minutes later Kevin and the heroes are inside the limo watching "The Grinch" and sharing the cheese pizza.)

• Kevin McCallister: Hello?
• Driver: Hello.
• Kevin McCallister: Know any good toy stores?
• Driver: Yes, sir.

(Meanwhile back at the hotel Mr. Hector discovers the credit card that Kevin was using is stolen.)

• Mr. Hector: Ahh. Bingo!

(We cut to the ice skating rink.)

• Harry: Get outta here! Go on, get outta here! Get outta here! Beat it! Beat it! Get outta here! Hey, Marv! Get over here! I gotta talk to you!
• Marv: Whoa, whoa! Would you like a scarf?
• Harry: Forget about that, we gotta talk. We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big: Banjs, jewelry stores... We don't want goods. We need cash and we need it now.
• Marv: How about... hotels?
• Harry: Tourists carry lots of cash. I got a better idea. Stores ain’t depositing cash on Christmas Eve. The stores that will have cash are the ones dealing in moderate priced goods. Right. Right. Ergo, what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody's gonna rob?
• Marv: Candy stores.
• Harry: Nine-year-olds rob candy stores. This is what I had in mind.
• Marv: That's brilliant, Harry! Brilliant!
• Harry: Nobody's dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve. (???) Oh, yes, there is.

(We cut back to Kevin and the heroes.)

• Driver: Here we are, sir. Duncan's Toy Chest.
• Kevin McCallister: Merry Christmas, Kevin.
• (Kevin and the heroes enter Duncan's Toy Chest and TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING, TOY CLICKING)
• Kevin McCallister: Ash, have you ever been to a toy store?
• Ash Ketchum: Huh? Oh, yeah. My mom used to take me to the toy store in Pallet Town when I was very little. I still remember seeing one of those Pikachu plush dolls on the display window.

Encountering Marv and Harry

• Pikachu: Pika?
• Ash Ketchum: What's the matter?
• Harry: Hiya, pals.
• Ducky: (gasps) It's the bandits who tried to kill us and rob Kevin's house!
• (Kevin and the heroes gasp in horror.)
• [Sparks fly from Pikachu's cheeks]
• Pikachu: Pika!!!!
• Ash Ketchum: Oh, no. Not you guys again!
• Marv: We're back!
• (Kevin screams in terror.)
• Littlefoot: We got to get out of here!
• Ash Ketchum: Hurry!
• Pikachu: Pika!
• Franklin: Any ideas, Ronald?
• Ronald McDonald: Just one. Run!
• Velma Dinkley: Is there a plan B, Fred?
• Fred Jones: Yeah. Run!
• Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack!

Escaping the hotel/Kevin's family's realization

Woman: Thank you for your suggestion.

Mr. Hector: My duty and my pleasure.

(He then sees, Kevin, Pooh Bear, Ash, and their friends run towards him while giving them a sinister grin.)

Kevin McCallister: You gotta help us! There's two guys after us!

Mr. Hector: What's the matter? Store won't take your... (takes Kevin's bag and takes out the credit card) stolen credit card?

Misty: What stolen credit card?

Tigger: What's he talking about stolen credit card?

Cera: I don't know.

Concierge: Let's see what the police have to say about this.

Pooh Bear: Oh, my goodness! The police!

Piglet: Oh, d-dear!

(Kevin and the heroes run into the hotel.)

Misty: Kevin, what is going on?

Kevin McCallister: No time to explain, Misty!

(Harry, Marv, and the villains see Kevin and the heroes.)

Harry: Get up! Get up!

Jessie: Hey, there they go!

James: The twerps are at the hotel!

Meowth: We remember that little twoip who has set all those traps last year!

Jafar: Don't just sit there talking!

Dr. Facilier: Follow those brats!

Harry: Come on! Let's go get him.

Mr. Hector: Get back here, you little thief!

Misty: Run, Kevin, run!!!

Rabbit: Run, run. we gotta run!

Mr. Hector: Stop that child!

(Cedric attempts to grab Kevin and the heroes, but he misses)

Mr. Hector: Grab him!

(Ms. Stone tries to block Kevin, but he slides right underneath her.)

Kevin McCallister: Whoa!!!

Mr. Hector: (groaning) You little--

(Kevin and the heroes get in the elevator.)

Kevin McCallister: I've committed credit card fraud!

Littlefoot: Oh, boy. We are in trouble!

Kevin McCallister: Yeah, it was actually my dad's card. I used it to check into the hotel.

Rabbit: Your parents aren't going to like this, Kevin.

Pooh Bear: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Brock: Yeah, we're all gonna be in jail.

Misty: Well maybe we might not, I hope Kevin’s family will find us.

Mr. Hector: Get me security! We’ve got to stop that delinquent! Come along, Cedric!

(Kevin scrambles back to his room and gathered a few things. Hector and the hotel staff are in hot pursuit.)

Kevin McCallister: I’ve had enough of this vacation. I'm going home.

Misty: But how are you gonna get home? The hotel staff is looking for you. They could be coming any second now.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, you don't how to book a flight home.

Kevin McCallister: Guys, I've got an idea. You all head for the exit. I'll distract the staff.

(Kevin plays back Angels with Even Filthier Souls on the VHS.)

Johnny (on TV): Hold it right there!

(Hector and the crew stop as Kevin forwards to the right sections and mutes the woman in the dialogue.)

Mr. Hector: This is the concierge, sir.

(Kevin unmutes the TV.)

Johnny (on TV): I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator!

(Mr. Hector lightly sniffs suit.)

Johnny (on TV): You was here last night too, wasn't ya?

Mr. Hector: Yes, sir. I was.

(Kevin unmutes the TV again.)

Johnny (on TV): You was here... and you was smoochin' with my brother.

(Hector laughs as the other hotel staff start giving him odd looks.)

Mr. Hector: But... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.

Johnny (on TV): Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...

(The security guard gasps as the other hotel staff, including Hector, look at him in shock as the camera shows his nametag that his name was Cliff.)

Cliff: No. It's a lie!

Johnny (on TV): I could go on forever, baby!

Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.

Johnny (on TV): All right. I believe you. (reveals his Thompson submachine gun) But my Tommy gun don't!

(Mr. Hector and the staff gave shocked and confused looks.)

Johnny (on TV): Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.

Mr. Hector: On your knees.

(The entire staff gets down on their knees.)

Mr. Hector: I love you!

(Kevin snickers quietly and unmutes the TV.)

Johnny on TV: Ya gotta do better than that!

The Staff (in unison): I love you!

Johnny (on TV): Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushin' carcass out my door!

(The staff rushes towards the door.)

Johnny (on TV): 1...

Mr. Hector: Open up the door!

Johnny (on TV): 2...

(The staff exits the hotel room as Johnny fires his gun wildly, cackling, as the hotel staff dive for cover.)

Johnny (on TV): 3! (while Kevin mouths him from the emergency exit) Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (shoots again) And a Happy New Year. (shoots once more)

Mr. Hector: (as the staff crawls out; to the onlooking patrons) Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun!

(Kevin and the heroes run downstairs with the group as they head to a door that says loading dock. They jump off, but then they see Harry, Marv, and the villains.)

Kevin McCallister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Harry: (after catching Kevin) Come to Papa!

Marv: (takes his ticket) Round trip to Miami? What's the matter, kid? Get on the wrong plane, squirt?

Harry: Looks like you won't be needin' this, kid. (takes the ticket and rips it)

Marv: American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy.

Misty: What are you guys doing here?

Tigger: Yeah, brunos, what do you want from us, now?

Harry: Well, missy. I'm glad you and stripes asked. Marv and I broke out of jail.

Rabbit: (furiously) Who told you gentlemen you can get out of jail?!

Marv: This ain't none of your business, rabbit boy!

Rabbit: Hmph!

Winnie the Pooh: I don't suppose you gentlemen would be satisfied with a hug, instead?

Harry: We're not into hugs, teddy-boy. (sees Ash and Pikachu) If it ain't the trainer boy and his freaky little yellow rat.

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!!!!

Ash Ketchum: (angrily) Well, Harry. I see you and Marv haven't changed a bit, have you?

Marv: Nope, we're the still the same killer burglars, trainer boy.

Harry: Yeah, but on the other hand we've changed our title.

Ash Ketchum: And also, you guys are still picking on victims who are smaller than you, especially Kevin, my Pikachu, Pooh Bear and my other friends.

Harry: (annoyed) Ah, put a cork in it, kid! After 9 months in prison we're now listening to one of your stupid lectures.

Marv: Yeah, your stupid rubbish means nothing!

Harry: You and your friends are not changing us, pal! Neither is the little runt! (grabs Kevin and Ash) Come on!

Jessie: Let's go, twerps! You too, Pikachu!

(Jessie among with the other villains grab Pooh Bear and the others.)

Harry: We've spent 9 months in jail. Thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. We were wrong little buddies.

Marv: We've busted out of the clink and we're doing fine. We're gonna do even better because we're not robbing houses anymore.

Ash Ketchum: Then, what are you guys doing now?

Marv: We're robbing toy stores, trainer boy.

(Pooh Bear and his friends gasp in horror.)

Meowth: Dat's right, twoips. Dose toys will be ours!

James: Yes, at midnight tonight. We're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest and after that, we'll be pilfering Pokémon at the Pokémon Center!

Ash Ketchum: Ah, it's you!

Jessie: Prepare for trouble.

James: Make it double.

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.

James: To unite all people within our nation.

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

James: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie: Jessie.

James: James.

Jessie: Team Rocket, blasts off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth, dat's right!

Ash Ketchum, Misty and Brock: Team Rocket!

Pikachu: Pi-Pi Kachu!

Marv: Five floors of cash. Then after that, we grab some phony passports and go to Rio.

Harry: You want to shut up?

Marv: He's not gonna talk to anybody. Except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker. Let's go to the subway tunnel. I'll feel better once I get him on ice.

Harry: I’ve got a gun. Say anything and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead.

Marv: Well, hello.

Kevin McCallister: He did it!

Harry: Did what?

Kevin McCallister: Thanks!

Harry: Go get him.

Marv: He went in the park.

Harry: What are you doing, flirting?!

(Kids shouting)

Marv: Over there!

Boy: Don't!

Girl: Give it!

Marv: Hey, Harry. I got him.

Harry: Let me see! That ain’t him! Put him down. That ain’t him. We should’ve shot him. I hate pulling a job, knowing that creep's loose.

Marv: What can he do? Kids are helpless.

Harry: Not this kid. But this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies. He's in the park. He's alone. Kids are scared of the park. Yeah. Grown men come in the park and don't leave alive. Good luck, little fella.

Kevin McCallister: I want to go home. Mom, where are you?

(Then we go to the castle where the sun sets then it becomes dark and the Gargoyles awaken.)

Lexington: Well, it's Christmas Eve. That time of season where family and friends get together for the holidays.

Brooklyn: Yep, I can't wait to see Pooh Bear, Ash and their friends again.

Hudson: Aye, lads, it's been a while since we last saw Pooh Bear, Ash and everyone else.

Goliath: You shall see.

Angela: Well, Elisa is busy right now

Broadway: Yeah, Elisa will see her little cousin, Ash some other time.

Goliath: We shall patrol the city and see if Pooh Bear, Ash and their friends are here.

Brooklyn: Okay, let's go!

(The Gargoyles glide into the sky. Then we cut to Florida where it's still raining hard the McCallister family in the motel watch "It's a Wonderful Life that it's dubbed in Spanish. Just then the phone rang.)

Kate McCallister: Turn that down! Hello?

Policeman: (on the phone) Kate McCallister.

Kate McCallister: This is she.

Policeman: (on the phone) Ma'am, we found your son.

Kate McCallister: Oh, my gosh!

Peter McCallister: What?

Kate McCallister: It's the police. They know where Kevin is. Where?

Policeman: (on the phone) He's in New York City.

Kate McCallister: He's in New York!

McCallisters: New York? What?

Policeman: (on the phone) Your son checked into the Plaza Hotel with your husband's credit card, and he…

Kate McCallister: Well, I’m sure he's scared, he's not a troublemaker.

Peter McCallister: What? What?

Policeman: (on the phone) Ma'am, the New York police…

Kate McCallister: Would you hold- Just a second. Please hold. (to Peter) He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel.

Peter McCallister: Do they still have him?

Kate McCallister: Do they have him?

Policeman: No, the police are still looking for him.

Peter McCallister: Darn it.

Policeman: Get to New York as soon as possible, ma'am.

Kate McCallister: Okay, we're on the next flight out. Thanks. [to everyone] We're going to New York, move it!

Buzz McCallister: Yes!

[the other McCallisters shout in approval; everybody scrambles to pack]

Kate McCallister: He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. He must be so scared, Peter.

Peter McCallister: I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place.

Kate McCallister: Aren't they in Paris?

Peter McCallister: Maybe they have a house sitter.

Kate McCallister: I thought you said they were renovating.

Meeting the Gargoyles and the pigeon lady

(Meanwhile back in New York the Gargoyles glide around the city while Kevin and the heroes arrive at Rob and Georgette's former home.)

Goliath: There's Pooh Bear, Ash, Simba and the others.

Bronx: (grunts in surprise upon seeing Kevin)

Brooklyn: Who's that kid down there with them?

Broadway: I don't know.

Lexington: I've never seen him before.

Angela: Well, we'd better come down and see what's going on.

Hudson: She's right, lads.

Jab: Is this your Aunt and Uncle's place, Kevin?

Kevin McCallister: Yep, it is.

Jab: Then, let's go.

Kevin McCallister: Hello?! Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! Anybody home?! Hello! Anybody home? It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin! Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!

(Kevin and the heroes walk on the sidewalk of Central Park. The Gargoyles went down and hide to avoid being seen. A woman who is muttering walks by Kevin and the heroes which made them feel uneasy.)

Pikachu: (uneasily) Pikachu.

(A man who is standing in front of the garbage stares at the heroes and Kevin. Another man walks by and bumps into Kevin waking up the homeless man who is sleeping against the bottom of the tree on a sidewalk.)

Homeless Man: Watch it, kids! (cackles)

(The Gargoyles hear the homeless man laughing as their eyes began to glow.)

Goliath: (whispers) Do you all hear that?

Brooklyn: (whispers) Yeah, it sounds like Pooh Bear, Ash and the others are in trouble.

Hudson: (whispers) This is not good.

Angela: (whispers) I don't like the sound of that man's laughing.

Broadway: (whispers) Me neither.

Lexington: (whispers) Yeah, this man is nuts.

(Kevin and some of the heroes got scared.)

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, my goodness!

Tigger: Yikes!

Piglet: Oh, d-dear!

Rabbit: Oh, my!

Fred Jones: Guys, don't talk to that man.

Woman: Hey, you looking for someone to read you a bedtime story?

(She and the other woman laughed which scared Kevin. Pooh Bear and his friends.)

Simba: Kevin, don't talk to those ladies.

Timon: They really scared us.

Pumbaa: Yeah, there's something weird about that man and those two ladies.

(The heroes walk away from the homeless man and the women as the Gargoyles felt angry and disgusted upon hearing the womens' taunts.)

Broadway: (whispers) What are those ladies talking about "bedtime story?"

Brooklyn: (whispers) I think they're making fun of our friends.

Lexington: (whispers) Yeah, whatever those weird ladies are talking about we don't like this one bit.

Hudson: (whispers) Aye, we don''t like the sound of that.

Goliath: (whispers) Pooh Bear, Ash and their friends need our help.

Angela: (whispers) Then, let's help them!

(The Gargoyles furiously roar as they come out which startled the homeless man and two women.)

Homeless Man: (startled) Huh?!

Woman: What is that?!

Woman 2: I don't know.

(The Gargoyles furiously snarled at the man and the two women scaring them off.)

Kevin McCallister: Taxi!

(Kevin and the heroes get in the cab.)

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother. It's scary out there.

(The cab driver turns his head towards them, revealing to supposedly have a false eye.)

Cab Driver: Ain't much better in here, guys.

(Kevin and the heroes got even more scared as they run out of the cab then into Central Park. The cab driver was about to drive away but the Gargoyles jump onto the cab snarling furiously at the cab driver scaring him.)

Piglet: Oh, dear. I really don't like that cab driver.

Ducky: Me neither.

Petrie: (shudders) Me don't like this time of night.

Kevin McCallister: I don't ever want to take a vacation like this again.

Littlefoot: Me neither.

(Just then the Gargoyles arrive at the Bow Bridge of Central Park which surprised the heroes but Kevin on the other hand felt startled.)

Goliath: Pooh Bear, Ash, Pikachu, Simba, Fred, Aladdin!

Brooklyn: Rabbit, Littlefoot, Cera, Shaggy, Scooby, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, SpongeBob, Iago!

Broadway: Brock, Eeyore, Abu, Genie, Ducky, Petrie, Itchy, Charlie, Mike, Sulley!

Angela: Tigger, Elsa, Anna, Jasmine, Daphne, Velma, Nala!

Lexington: Piglet, Misty, Franklin!

Pooh Bear and Ash Ketchum: Goliath!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Hudson: Mr. and Mrs. Longneck, Mr. Thicknose, Mr. Krabs

Grandma and Grandpa Longneck: (with Mr. Krabs and Mr. Thicknose) Hudson!

Rabbit: Brooklyn!

Brock: (with Eeyore) Broadway!

Tigger: Angela!

Simba: Bronx!

Piglet and Misty: Lexington!

(The heroes run up to the Gargoyles feeling happy to see them.)

Winnie the Pooh: Hello, Goliath. (hugs Goliath)

Goliath: Hello, Pooh Bear.

Winnie the Pooh: I'm so glad you're here.

Goliath: That was very smart of you and your friends to get away from those odd people and not talk to them.

Angela: Are you guys all right?

Timon: Yep, we are now.

Pumbaa: Except for Tigger and Piglet.

(He gestures Tigger and Piglet who are shaken.)

Simba: Yes, both of them are scared.

(Angela and Lexington pick up Tigger and Piglet to comfort them.)

Tigger: Angela, there was this scary homeless man and those weird ladies laughing at us while scaring us. (shivers as he hugs Angela) Boy, this was scary.

Angela: Relax, Tigger. We took care of them.

Piglet: And there was that cab driver who was in the scary part of the city. (shudders as he hugs Lexington) I was so scared for the way he looked at us.

Lexington: (comforting Piglet) Take it easy, Piglet. We also took care of him by scaring him off.

(Angela and Lexington give Tigger and Piglet to Goliath and he calms both of them down.)

Goliath: (gently) Do not worry so much, Tigger and Piglet. We all saw the whole thing.

Rabbit: Oh, thank goodness, you're all here. (hugs Brooklyn)

Brooklyn: Yep, we are definitely here, Rabbit.

Eeyore: I always thought somebody in this scary part of the city would get us. (hugs Broadway)

Broadway: Nobody's gonna get you while we're here, Eeyore.

Goliath: That's right. You're all safe now.

(Goliath picks up Ash and hugs him while Hudson, Angela, Brooklyn, Broadway and Lexington hug the other heroes. Bronx affectionately lick their faces. While Kevin felt confused by the heroes' heart-felt reunion with the Gargoyles since he's never seen live gargoyles before.)

Ash Ketchum: (held in Goliath's arms) We haven't seen each other in a long time.

Goliath: Yes, Ash, it's been a while, son.

Brooklyn: I'll say.

Pikachu: Pikachu. (nestles Goliath's shoulder)

Goliath: It's good to see you too, Pikachu.

Broadway: It's so great to see you guys again.

Brock: You too, Broadway.

Misty: Thanks for saving us from those strange people, guys.

Lexington: (laughs) You're welcome, Misty.

Ash Ketchum: So, how's Elisa?

Goliath: She's doing fine, son.

(He placed Ash down)

Lexington: Elisa is busy doing detective work, Ash.

Ash Ketchum: (sighs sadly)

Brooklyn: Don't worry about your cousin, little buddy. You'll see her some other time.

Broadway: Yeah, Ash, do you remember all those fun times we had with you and everyone else when you hung out with us?

Ash Ketchum: (smiles) Yeah, I did remember hanging out with you.

Brooklyn: Aww. (chuckles, pulls him into his arms) Come here, little buddy

(Brooklyn gave Ash a playful noogie while Lexington and Broadway playfully tickle him which made him laugh.)

Lexington: After all it is Christmas Eve. We've been looking forward to seeing you guys again.

Broadway: Yeah. Anytime you guys see Elisa, you tell her we said "Hi."

Heroes: We will.

Kevin McCallister: (confused) Hey, what's going on here?

Lexington: (sees Kevin) Hey, who's your friend?

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, this is Kevin McCallister. Kevin, this is Goliath, he's the leader of his clan and he's very nice and this is his daughter, Angela. The rest of his clan are Hudson, Brooklyn, Broadway, Bronx and Lexington.

???: They saved us from those strange, scary people.

(Kevin felt uneasy upon seeing the gargoyles)

Kevin McCallister: (nervously) Uh, hi, guys.

Goliath: (assuringly) Don't be frightened. We mean you no harm.

Hudson: Rest assured, lad. We are peaceful gargoyles.

Angela: There's no need to be frightened.

Broadway: Yeah, we don't eat humans.

Lexington: We're the good guys.

Brooklyn: Yeah, we are defenders of the night. You see, Kevin, we are docile Gargoyles especially towards Pooh Bear, Ash, and everyone else.

Kevin McCallister: So, uh, you guys often get hostile towards bad people?

Lexington: Oh, yeah, Kevin, we can get hostile towards somebody we don't like.

Broadway: Some humans we don't like who carry guns which I really hate the most.

Kevin McCallister: So, that means you often fight bad humans?

Brooklyn: Yeah, we sure do.

Lexington: Sometimes we scare them. Our eyes glow when we're angry.

Goliath: That's right, Kevin. Some bad humans get on our bad side. Unlike my former mate, Demona she's a hostile gargoyle who wanted to kill all humanity. So, if I were you, it is best if you don't interact with her at all.

Kevin McCallister: Uh, why?

Hudson: Because Demona hated all humans, lad.

Brooklyn: Demona had manipulated me before so we don't trust her.

Angela: Kevin, you must never be anywhere near my mother.

Lexington: It's best that you stay away from Demona. Because she'll hurt you otherwise.

Broadway: If you try to talk to her she won't listen to you. Previously, when Demona tried to kill Elisa, Pooh Bear, Ash and their friends that made us really mad.

Goliath: (gently places his hands onto Kevin's shoulders) Now, you listen to me, Kevin, you must trust us, if you promise to treat us kindly, we will treat you kindly. Understand?

Kevin McCallister: All right, I promise.

Angela: That's very good, Kevin.

(Bronx walks up to Kevin and he affectionately rubs his head onto him)

Kevin McCallister: Uh, what's he doing?

Lexington: I think Bronx wants to be your friend and he likes you.

Simba: The gargoyles are friends of ours, Kevin.

Kevin McCallister: Are these real gargoyles? I thought they were mythical.

Winnie the Pooh: Yes, Kevin. But they only come to life at night.

Piglet: That's right and by daytime they're stone.

Kevin McCallister: Ash, who's Elisa?

Ash Ketchum: Elisa Maza is my older cousin who's a detective for the NYPD.

Broadway: Yeah, Kevin, Elisa is a good friend of ours.

Tigger: Yeah, we often back up Elisa and the Gargoyles.

Ash Ketchum: She's not the only relative I have here in New York. I also have an aunt named April O'Neil. She's a news reporter and she's also friends with four mutant turtles known as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Lexington: Say, Kevin, where you visiting from?

Kevin McCallister: I'm visiting from Chicago, Illinois.

Ripster: We first met Kevin last year when he was accidentally left behind when his family left for Paris, France for their Christmas vacation in a big hurry.

Brock: Then, they were those bandits named Marv and Harry who tried to rob Kevin's house.

Cera: Yeah, two of those bandits tried to kill us.

Stegz: We saw them again this afternoon outside of Duncan's Toy Chest.

Goliath: Tell me, my friends. How you all been?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, Goliath, yesterday everything was fine while we were vacationing for Christmas here in the city and we just ran into Kevin. Then he checked into the Plaza Hotel, plus, what happened this afternoon Kevin got in big trouble.

Brooklyn: What for?

Lexington: Yeah, what did he do?

Misty: He committed credit card fraud. Because this credit card belongs to his father.

Hudson: You don't say.

Goliath: Kevin, is this true that you've been using your father's credit card?

Kevin McCallister: Yes, it's true, Goliath.

Broadway: Kevin, where are your folks?

Kevin McCallister: They're in Florida for Christmas vacation.

Angela: You're in New York all by yourself?

Kevin McCallister: Yeah, and it's because I didn't want to go to Florida.

Timon: He took the wrong airplane all by himself.

Goliath: Kevin, that's very dangerous getting on the airplane by yourself.

Lexington: Yeah, and you got yourself seriously lost in this big city. You can get into serious trouble unless your folks find you.

Kevin McCallister: It's because I was mad at my family for taking my older brother, Buzz's side. All because Buzz always gets off scot-free, my Uncle Frank treats me like dirt, I get blamed for everything and my mom punished me which was really unfair. I found a Plaza Hotel which I really need a place to stay.

Angela: Well, that's no excuse being on the airplane by yourself and being out in the city without your family.

Brooklyn: Not only that, you also committed credit card fraud, all because of your father's credit card. You really shouldn't use your father's credit card that isn't yours. Because it's stealing.

Lexington: Yeah, checking into the hotel without your parents is also no excuse to be using your father's credit card.

Broadway: Your family won't like it for what you did.

Hudson: Aye, what you did was very wrong, young lad.

Kevin McCallister: (sighs) You guys are right. I guess I deserved it.

(The heroes and the Gargoyles nod their heads as Kevin walks to a secluded area as he takes out his cookie. Just then the pigeons eat some of the cookie crumbs onto Kevin's hand.)

Kevin McCallister: (notices the birds) Where did you come from? I don't have enough for everybody. How hungry are you guys? You guys ate all my food.

(Kevin screams upon seeing the pigeon lady he attempts to run but only to get his foot stuck. Kevin continues screaming while the pigeon lady takes Kevin's foot out of the tree and he runs off, but then stops and turns towards the pigeon lady)

Kevin McCallister: Look, I'm sorry I screamed in your face. You were trying to help me, right?

(The pigeon lady nods)

Kevin McCallister: I'm Kevin McCallister. Your birds are real nice. I've seen you before. You had pigeons all over you. At first, you look kind of scary. But when I think about it, it's not so bad. They must be all over you because they like you. If I'm bothering you, I can leave. Am I bothering you?

Pigeon Lady: No.

Kevin McCallister: Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?

Pigeon Lady: No.

Kevin McCallister: Will those pigeons come back on their own, or do you have to call them?

(The pigeon lady walks towards Kevin)

Pigeon Lady: Give me your hand.

(Kevin does so and she spills some grain on his hand)

Pigeon Lady: They can hear it.

(Kevin tosses the grain and the pigeons come down)

Kevin McCallister: This is great. It's pretty cold out. I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate. How about you? My treat.

(The pigeon lady nods)

Kevin McCallister: I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in Central Park. Can we go someplace warm?

Pigeon Lady: Yes. I know a place.

Winnie the Pooh: I'm freezing, Goliath.

Piglet: Me too.

Goliath: It is best you all come with us out of the cold.

(We cut to Carnegie Hall where an orchestra plays "O Come All Ye Faithful" as Kevin watches from above. The pigeon lady and the heroes sit in the loft of the Carnegie Hall.)

Kevin McCallister: Nice music. This place is great.

Pigeon Lady: I’ve heard the world's great music from here. Ella Fitzgerald, Count Basie, Frank Sinatra, Luciano Pavarotti.

Kevin McCallister: So, do you bring your friends up here?

Pigeon Lady: I haven't got many friends.

Kevin McCallister: Oh. I'm sorry.

Pigeon Lady: I'm like the birds I care for. People pass me in the street, they see me, but they try to ignore me. They'd prefer I wasn't part of their city.

Kevin McCallister: Yeah, it's sort of like that with my family. I'm kind of the pigeon of the house, just because I'm the youngest.

Pigeon Lady: Everyone fights for position. Everyone wants to be seen... and heard.

Kevin McCallister: I guess so. I'm seen and heard pretty much, but then I get sent to my room a lot, too.

Pigeon Lady: I wasn't always like this, you know.

Kevin McCallister: Oh. What were you like before?

Pigeon Lady: I had a job, I had a home, I had a family.

Kevin McCallister: Did you have any kids?

Pigeon Lady: No. Oh, I wanted them... but the man I loved fell out of love with me. That broke my heart. And whenever the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. I stopped trusting people.

Kevin McCallister: No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.

Ash Ketchum: Kevin is right, ma'am.

Pigeon Lady: I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. You see, sometimes you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you.

Kevin McCallister: Maybe they're just too busy. Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. I don't think people mean to forget. I think it just happens. My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.

Pigeon Lady: I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken again.

Kevin McCallister: I understand that. I used to have this really nice pair of roller blades, and I was afraid if I wore them, I’d wreck them, so I kept them in the box. And do you know what happened?

Pigeon Lady: No.

Kevin McCallister: I outgrew them. I never wore them once outside, I just wore 'em in my room a few times.

Pigeon Lady: A person's heart and a person's feelings are very different than skates.

Kevin McCallister: Well, they're kind of the same thing. If you aren't going to use your heart, then what's the difference if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my roller blades-- when you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. You got nothing to lose.

Pigeon Lady: A bit of truth in there somewhere.

Kevin McCallister: I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice.

Pigeon Lady: Thank you. Do you know that it's been... a couple of years since I've talked to anybody?

Kevin McCallister: That's okay. You're really good at it. You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit when you talk. You should do it more often. I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

Pigeon Lady: (laughs) I have been working very hard at keeping people away, haven't I?

Kevin McCallister: I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone, but when I'm alone, isn’t that much fun at all. I don't care how much people bug me sometimes, I'd rather be with someone than by myself.

Pigeon Lady: So what are you doing running around the streets on Christmas Eve on your own? Did you get into trouble?

Kevin McCallister: Yeah.

Pigeon Lady: You've done something wrong?

Kevin McCallister: A lot of things.

???: Recently, Kevin committed credit card fraud by using his dad's credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel.

Pigeon Lady: Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed?

Kevin McCallister: It's getting pretty late. I don't know if I'll have enough time to do all the good deeds I need to erase all the bad ones I did.

Pigeon Lady: Well, it's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count extra tonight.

Kevin McCallister: They do?

Pigeon Lady: Of course they do, so what you must do now is, you must think of the most important thing that you can do for others, and go and do it. Just follow the star in your own heart.

???: You see, Kevin. This pigeon lady isn't so bad once you get to know her.

???: She just had a bad past.

???: Just like when we first met your next door neighbor, Old Man Marley last year and you thought he was bad because of the rumors about him?

???: And then you helped him reconcile with his son so he can see his granddaughter all the time.

Kevin McCallister: Yeah. I guess I just judge people by appearance before I got to know them.

Ripster: At least you didn't run away when you first met us, the Extreme Dinosaurs, and the Gargoyles. Ever since we were mutated into sharks.

T-Bone: And we were mutated into humanoid dinosaurs.

Streex: People look at us when we come up to them and they just scream and run away. (sighs) They judge us before they even know us.

Goliath: That's why you should give them a chance before screaming and running away.

Kevin McCallister: Okay. It's getting pretty late. I better get going. If I don't see you again, I hope everything turns out okay.

Pigeon Lady: Thank you.

Kevin McCallister: Say goodbye to your bird friends for me.

Pigeon Lady: Oh, I will.

Kevin McCallister: Merry Christmas.

Pigeon Lady: Merry Christmas.

Kevin McCallister: If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won't forget to remember you.

Pigeon Lady: Don't make promises you can't keep.

-

Mr. Duncan: (voiceover) All the money in the cash registers, Mr. Duncan is gonna donate to the Children's Hospital.

Marv: (voiceover) At midnight tonight, we’re hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.

Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

Kate goes to look for Kevin/Harry and Marv robbing Duncan's Toy Chest

(The scene changes to the Plaza Hotel, where the McCallister family is at the front desk)

Mr. Hector: We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite while you're here. It's a penthouse with a view of the park. I think you'll find it satisfactory. It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire.

Kate McCallister: What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?

Ms. Stone: The boy had a very convincing story. And he wasn't alone, he was with kids with odd looking pets, stuffed animals, dinosaurs, real animals, and other strange creatures including humanoid sharks and humanoid dinosaurs.

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?

Ms. Stone: The finest in New York.

Mr. Hector: (snorts while nodding with Cedric)

Peter McCallister: Well, I mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen, what--

Mr. Hector: I made the discovery.

Kate McCallister: Why did you let him leave?

Mr. Hector: (frowns) When we attempted to confront him and his friends, they ran.

Peter McCallister: You scared them away.

Kate McCallister: It's Christmas Eve, and because of you our child is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.

(Ms. Stone and Cedric just stare at him, thinking that Kate has a point)

Peter McCallister: (to Cedric) Could you take our family and our luggage up to the room, please?

Cedric: Yes, sir.

Mr. Hector: Run along, Cedric.

Peter McCallister: I'm gonna go down to the police station and I'll make sure that they're doing everything in their power to find Kevin. I want you to stay here with Frank, Leslie, and the kids.

Kate McCallister: No. I'm going out to look for him.

Peter McCallister: What?

Mr. Hector: With all due respect, madam, your son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world

Peter McCallister: Could you stay out of this, please?

Mr. Hector: As you wish.

Peter McCallister: Thank you. (to Kate) I don't think it's a good idea for you to start running around all over New York City all by yourself.

Kate McCallister: I think if our son can do it, I can do it.

Peter McCallister: Kate--

Kate McCallister: Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me.

Mr. Hector: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there armed to the teeth--

(Kate slaps Mr. Hector)

Mr. Hector: Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside.

-

Kevin takes Harry and Marv's picture/Trap montage

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, Bayleef, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Noctowl, Phanpy, are you all ready?

Misty: Politoed, Corsola, Psyduck and Staryu. Get into battle positions!

Brock: You too, Crobat, Geodude, Forretress, and Onix!

(Harry and Marv chase Kevin back to his Uncle Rob's apartment under renovation)

Kevin McCallister: I'm up here! Come and get me! (takes their picture)

Marv: Let's kill!

Harry: Hold on, pea-brain. We got busted last time because we underestimated that little bundle of misery and his friends.

Marv: This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan.

Harry: May I do the thinking please?

(Marv does a "go right ahead" gesture)

Harry: Thank you. (to Kevin) Sonny!

Kevin McCallister: Yes?

Harry: Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Understand?

Kevin McCallister: (nods) Mm-hmm.

Harry: But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. You throw down your camera, and we won't hurt you. You'll never hear from us again. Okay?

Ash Ketchum: It's a trick!

Simba: Don't listen to them, Kevin.

Kevin McCallister: You promise?

Harry: I cross my heart and hope to die.

Ash Ketchum: Don't believe a word he says.

Littlefoot: They'll kill you.

Kevin McCallister: Okay. (picks up a brick from a pile behind him)

Harry: (he and Marv snicker) Okay, kid. Give it to me.

(Kevin throws the brick at Marv, hitting him on the forehead)

Marv: Ohh...

Ash Ketchum: Alright!

Kevin McCallister: Direct hit!

Pumbaa: Ooh, that's gotta leave a mark.

Ash Ketchum: My turn! (throws another brick down at Marv)

(Marv sees a fuzzy image of Harry)

Harry: (holds up two fingers and a thumb) How many fingers am I holding up, Marv?

Marv: Eight?

(Harry looks at his hand and then back at Kevin)

Harry: Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks? Go ahead! Throw another one!

Marv: Don't do that!

(Kevin throws another brick and hits Marv)

Marv: (yelps)

Harry: If you can't do any better than that, kid, you're gonna lose!

Marv: Harry... no...

(Kevin throws another brick and hits Marv again)

Marv: (yelps)

Harry: You got any more? (to Marv) Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have any more bricks. He's out of 'em.

(Kevin then picks up another brick. Marv notices)

Marv: Ha...ba...

Harry: What?

Marv: (sputtering)

Harry: What?

Marv: (screeching)

(Kevin throws down the brick

Harry: What?

Marv: (babbling)

(Harry turns around and dodges the brick as it hits Marv)

Marv: Aaaah!

Harry: That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it! (to Marv) Come on, Marv, get up. You go this way, I'm goin' around to the back.

(Harry goes around the back as Kevin and the heroes run off)

Marv: Harry? Harry? Harry?

(Kevin and the heroes go down back into the apartment. Marv gets back up and wobbly walks up to the front door. He pulls the doorknob, but sees that it was attached to a string. He pulls the string as it gets longer. Inside, it shows that the string was tied to a staple gun. Marv pulls the string as it stops. He yanks the string as the tied part was about to press the trigger of the staple gun. Marv turns around and forcefully pulls the string, activating the staple gun as it shoots a staple into his rear)

Marv: Yeow!

(Harry goes around to the back of the apartment)

Harry: (muttering)

(We cut back to Marv. He turns around, showing us that the string was stapled on his rear. As he turns, he activates the staple gun as it shoots a staple through the keyhole, onto Marv's money)

Marv: Oh!

(Marv kneels down and activates the staple gun, shooting a staple on his nose as he falls backwards. We cut to Harry as he goes to the back of the apartment)

Harry: (muttering)

(He sees an open window)

Harry: (chuckling)

(He then sees a ladder. He goes to it and jumps on some junk to reach its height. He then jumps and grabs the ladder, but slips as he falls to the ground)

Harry: Ohh!

(The ladder was covered in Kevin's slime as some dripped on his forehead)

Harry: (mutters as he wipes of the slime)

(We cut back to Marv as she removes the staples off of him. He then kicks the door open)

Marv: Harry, I've reached the top! (stumbles) Whoa-- (falls down the hole) Aah!

(He falls on the basement floor with a thud and then crackles his vertebrae)

Marv: Ahh.

(Rattles doorknob)

Harry: You better do better than this.

Ash Ketchum: Cyndaquil, Flamethrower attack!

Marv: Wow! What a hole! Whoa! Uh-oh. Ah!

(Marv whimpers)

Marv: Harry. I'm coming up! Uh-oh. I'm gonna murder that kid! (SNEEZES)

Kevin McCallister: Yes!

Harry: Whoa. Whoa, whoa! (YELPS)

Marv: Hey!

Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

Marv: Harry! In the living room!

Harry: (mumbles) He went up the ladder! (yells) Oh.

Misty: Staryu, Corsola, Politoed, Water Gun attack!

Marv: I'm coming, Harry. I'm coming. Harry! You didn't lose any teeth! Come on, he went to the second floor.

Kevin McCallister: Hey! Why don't you guys try the stairs?

Marv: Right.

(Marv is about to go up the stairs, but Harry stops him)

Harry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't you remember what happened last year?

Marv: No.

Harry: Watch this. (shouts) Let's get him!

(He clomps in place on the stairs, pretending to run as Kevin throws a paint can attached to the rope. Harry points at the can to show Marv what he means)

Harry: Oh! He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! That's one.

Marv: Don't worry, Harry! I'll get him!

(He clomps in place on the stairs, too as Kevin throws down another paint can)

Marv: Ow! (laughing) Right in the schnozz!

Harry: That's two. Come on. Let's get him.

(They continue up the stairs, but Kevin drops a pipe)

Marv: Oops.

(The pipe hits them as they both yell while falling down the hole to the basement)

Marv: That's... three.

(Kevin cuts the rope which caused the pipe to fall down the stairs and into the hole)

Harry: No.

(The pipe falls down the hole and hits them offscreen)

Marv: (weakly) That's four.

-

Come on, Harry.

Harry: Marv, are you sure this is safe? I’ve worked all the kinks out. Solid as a rock.

(CRASHING)

Marv: Like a rock, huh?

Kevin McCallister: You guys give up? Have you had enough pain?

Marv: Never!

Harry: You better say every prayer you ever heard!

Marv: I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas. Where'd he go?

Kevin McCallister: I'm up here and I'm really scared.

Harry: What's that sound?

(Clattering)

(Both men yelling)

Marv: That was the sound of a tool chest...falling down the stairs.

(Cracking noses)

Kevin McCallister: Yes!

Ash Ketchum: We did it!

[Kevin and Ash high-five each other]

Pikachu: Pika Pika!

Ash Ketchum: Now let's get outta here.

Harry: Over there! Even if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid! Surrender, kid! He vanished.

Kevin McCallister: I'm down here, you horse's butt!

Harry: Whoa.

Kevin McCallister: Nice night for a neck injury!

Marv: Suck brick, kid!

Harry: Come on, Marv.

Marv: I don't know.

Harry: I said, come on.

Marv: (whimpers)

Harry: Come on, you big sissy.

Marv: (whimpering)

(Marv continues whimpering as they go down the rope)

Marv: (sniffing) Harry? You wearing aftershave?

Harry: That's not aftershave. That's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it.

Marv: Now, why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene?

(Kevin lights a match as they look down)

Kevin McCallister: Merry Christmas.

Harry: Go up!

Marv: Aah!

(Kevin sets he rope on fire and he and the heroes run off)

Marv: (exclaiming)

(They start climbing up the rope as the flame gets closer)

Marv: Aah!

(Marv shouts as the fame got to Harry's feet)

Harry: Ooch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Aah! Ouch!

(They continue climbing)

Marv: (exclaiming)

(The flame got close to them as they both screamed while they fall, catapulting a bunch of paint cans in the process. Marv lands on top of Harry)

Harry: Get off of me!

(Marv gets off of Harry)

Harry and Marv: Aah!

(They see the paint cans falling on them, covering them in sticky stuff)

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack!!!!

Final battle/Gargoyles and Pigeon Lady to the rescue/Mr. Duncan

(Kevin races to a nearby payphone and punches in 911)

Harry: Get the bag.

Kevin McCallister: Hello, two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park-- Central Park West and 95th street. Look for fireworks. Hurry. They got a gun.

(Kevin hangs up the payphone as the bandits and villains start running)

Kevin McCallister: Hey, I'm down here. Better come and get me before I call the cops.

(He dashes across the street, avoiding an oncoming bus as he hurries towards Central Park)

Misty: Kevin, watch out for the ice!

(But it's too late as Kevin slips and falls onto the ice)

Kevin: Whoa!

(Kevin sees that everything is spinning as the bandits and villains approached)

Marv: My, how the tables have turned.

Harry: How do you like the ice, kid?

Harry and Marv: (laughing)

(They both grab Kevin by the shoulders)

Harry: Let's go for a little stroll in the park.

Misty: They got Kevin! Come on guys, he needs our help!

(They escort Kevin into Central Park, under the bridge)

Harry: Gimme that bag! Gimme it! (takes Kevin's bag and looks through the pictures Kevin took) Hey, these'll look great in the photo album.

Marv: You and your friends may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war.

Harry: You ought not to mess with us, pal. We're dangerous.

Petrie: (gulps) What they gonna do?

(Harry pulls out his gun, covered in the sticky stuff, which caused Pooh Bear and his friends to gasp in horror)

Harry: (mockingly, to Ash) Once we shoot your little pal. You and your friends are not going to cry, are you?

Ash Ketchum: (growls in anger) No! My friends and I are not gonna cry, you insane lunatics!

Marv: Yikes! Trainer Boy's got a nasty temper!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika Pika!!!!

Ash Ketchum: You jerks mess with Kevin and you're gonna lose!!! (growls as he cracks his fists)

Harry: (sarcastically) Ooh, now we're really scared. Not! You and your friends will be next after the little runt, trainer boy!

Pooh Bear: (gasps) Oh, no! They're going to kill Kevin and us, too.

Piglet: Oh, what should we do, Pooh?

(Then a flock of pigeons surround them and the Gargoyles' eyes glow as they growl angrily at Marv and Harry. Marv notices)

Marv: Harry?

Harry: Shut up.

(The Gargoyles continue to growl)

Marv: Harry...

Harry: Shut up. I wanna enjoy this.

(There was a whole flock of pigeons surrounding them)

Marv: Something's wrong. Let's get out of here.

Harry: Shut up, I said!

(Suddenly four pairs of feet appear. Two with boots and two metallic claw feet)

Harry: I never made it to the sixth grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you and your friends are gonna, either.

David Xanatos: I'd drop the gun if I were you.

Pigeon Lady: Let them go!

(Marv and Harry turn)

Ash Ketchum: Xanatos!

Goliath: Pooh Bear, get out of here!

Pigeon Lady: Kevin, run!

(Kevin and the heroes run away)

Ash Ketchum: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt attack!!!

Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!!!!

(Pikachu pounces on Harry and Marv, unleashing a powerful electric attack)

Marv: Shoot them! Shoot them!

(Due to Harry's gun covered in the sticky stuff, it wouldn't fire as Kevin picks up his bag)

Marv: Shoot them!

Harry: I'm trying to shoot them!

David Xanatos: They're all yours.

The pigeon lady throws the bird seed at them, getting them covered. The pigeons come down at them)

Harry and Marv: Aah!

(Marv and Harry get attacked by the pigeons)

Harry: (mumbles)

Marv: (screaming)

David Xanatos: Love it when a plan comes together.

Pigeon Lady: (laughs)

Kevin McCallister: Bye! Thanks.

(The pigeon lady blows a kiss and takes her leave. Xanatos takes his leave with the Gargoyles as well. Kevin gets out firecrackers, lights a match and lights up the fireworks and runs off. The fireworks exploded as sirens were heard and the police showed up. Police cars arrive on the scene, led by Officer Jenny)

Cop #1: Jeez, looks like the 4th of July! We'll take the bridge. You guys get the tunnel.

Cop #2: Let's go, let's go!

(Marv whimpers and Harry mumbles)

Cop #2: Oh, my gosh!

(One of the police fires their gun as the gunshot makes the pigeons fly away.)

Officer Jenny: Freeze!

Cop #2: All right let's go.

Officer Jenny: You two are under arrest for robbery.

Cop #1: Come on, on your feet. You guys should’ve started earlier. The prisoners already exchanged gifts.

Marv: We missed the presents? He made us hide out in the store so we can steal the kiddies’ charity money.

Harry: (kicks Marv) Shut up, Marv. You've got the right to remain silent, you know.

Marv: He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison a few days ago.

Harry: (kicks him again) Shut up, Marv! Jeez!

Cop: Get them out of here!

Officer Jenny: You got it.

(Officer Jenny leads the crooks away.)

Harry: If this makes the papers...we’re no longer the Wet Bandits, we’re the Sticky Bandits.

Marv: That's sticky. S...T...I...

Misty: Save it for the jury!

Ash Ketchum: I hope Marv and Harry won't get out of jail anymore.

Simba: That's right, Ash. They will not leave prison without paying their debt to the society.

Rabbit: Yes, in fact they won't have probation or parole either.

Tigger: I'll say.

[Duncan inspects the Wet Bandits' damage to his store]

Cop: Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. We apprehended the thieves and recovered your money.

Duncan: Good. I wanna get that money over to the Children's Hospital as soon as possible.

Cop: Yo, I'll handle it personally.

Duncan: Ah! Thank you very much!

[an inspector walks up to him with a note]

Inspector: Excuse me, Mr. Duncan?

Duncan: Yes?

Inspector: [hands Duncan the note] I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window.

[Duncan reads the note]

Kevin's voice: Dear Mr. Duncan, I broke your window to catch the bad guys. I'm sorry. Do you have insurance? If you don't, I'll send you some money, if I ever get back to Chicago. Merry Christmas, Kevin McCallister. P.S.: Thanks for the turtle doves.

Duncan: [smiles broadly] Turtle doves. Oh...

Kate McCallister: Do you have kids?

Cop: Yes, ma'am.

Kate McCallister: And what would you do if one of them was missing?

Cop: I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing. Listen, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go?

Kate McCallister: Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. And I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. But he's still all by himself in a big city, and he doesn't deserve that. He deserves to be at home, with his family, around his Christmas tree. [pauses] Oh, my God. I know where he is! I need to get to Rockefeller Center.

Cop: Hop in.

Kate McCallister: Thank you.

Kevin and his mother reunite/Ending

Kevin McCallister: I know I don't deserve a Christmas even if I did do a good deed. I don't want any presents. Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family...even if they don't do the same. I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz. If I can't see all of them, could I just see my mother? I'll never want another thing, ever. I just want my mother. I know it won't be tonight...but promise me I can see her again. Sometime. Anytime. Even if it's just once and only for a few minutes. I need to tell her I'm sorry.

Kate McCallister: Kevin?

Kevin McCallister: Mom? That worked fast!

Kate McCallister: Oh, Kevin.

Kevin McCallister: Mom, I'm sorry.

Kate McCallister: I'm sorry too.

(The heroes are emotionally touched at the reunion of Kevin and his mother.)

Kevin McCallister: Merry Christmas, Mom.

Kate McCallister: Merry Christmas, sweetheart.

Kevin McCallister: Thank you.

Kate McCallister: Let's go.

Kevin McCallister: How’d you know I was here?

Kate McCallister: I know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest.

Kevin McCallister: Where's everyone else?

Kate McCallister: At the hotel. They didn't like palm trees either.

(In the other hotel room where Pooh Bear and his friends sleep. Pooh Bear and Tigger are the first to wake up.)

Pooh Bear: Ash, are you and Pikachu awake?

Tigger: Rise and shine, Ashy-boy!

Ash Ketchum: (wakes up and groans while stretching) It's Christmas morning.

Pikachu: Pika.

Pumbaa: Yep, it's time to get up.

Timon: Wait until you all see something special under the tree.

Brock: I hope there's a beautiful girl waiting for me!

Simba: (chuckles) No, Brock. Timon is talking about the presents under the tree.

(SNORING)

Fuller McCallister: Holy smokes, it's morning! It's Christmas morning, man.

Kevin McCallister: Don't get your hopes up.

Fuller McCallister: Huh?

Kevin McCallister: I don't think Santa visits hotels.

Fuller McCallister: Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. He goes everywhere. Wake up, it's Christmas! Mom! Dad! It's Christmas!

Buzz McCallister: Wow.

Rod McCallister: Where'd it come from?

Kevin McCallister: Mom! Dad! You gotta see this!

Peter McCallister: My gosh!

Kate McCallister: Peter!

Buzz McCallister: Are you sure we're in the right room?

Uncle Frank: No, don't open any of mine. I mean it.

Buzz McCallister: Who's Mr. Duncan?

Kate McCallister: Duncan? I don't know.

Buzz McCallister: Everybody calm down. Calm down! All right. Now...if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place, again...we wouldn't be in this most perfect...and huge hotel room with all this free stuff. So...I think it only fair that Kevin get to open the first gift. Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on. Merry Christmas, Kev.

Kevin McCallister: Merry Christmas, Buzz.

Family: Merry Christmas, Kevin. All right! Merry Christmas!

Buzz McCallister: Enough gooey sh...Show of emotion. Everyone, let's dig in!

Leslie McCallster: Everybody, save the paper. We can use it next year. And the bows. Merry Christmas.

Pigeon Lady: Kevin! Merry Christmas!

Kevin McCallister: I got something for you.

Pigeon Lady: What's this?

Kevin McCallister: It's a turtledove. I have one. You have one. As long as we each have a turtledove, we'll be friends forever.

Pigeon Lady: Oh, Kevin. Thank you.

Kevin McCallister: I won't forget you. Trust me.

Cedric: The room service bill, sir. Merry Christmas.

Buzz McCallister: Uh, oh.

Cedric: Nice family. Really.

Buzz McCallister: Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad...

Kevin McCallister: So, you payed for everything?

David Xanatos: Kevin, I am the owner of a multinational corporation, which is bigger than many countries you could name. You should tell your father before it's too late.

Peter McCallister: (shouting) KEVIN!!!!!!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?!?!

Kevin McCallister: (gasps)

Ash Ketchum: Uh-oh!

Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.

Pikachu: Pikachu...

Velma Dinkley: I think we're too late.

(Kevin and the heroes run off as the film ends)