Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone 3/Transcript

This is a transcript of Winnie the Pooh Gets Home Alone 3.

Opening/Five criminals on the loose

(The movie opens showing Hong Kong at day, viewed from the sea. A wooden sampan is out at sea. Text appears on screen saying "Hong Kong". An airplane flies over, its engines roaring. We pan over a large warehouse, with a forklift carrying a box containing a missile, then we move to a mob boss' office, with the Mob Boss, two guards standing by the window, and Peter Beaupre.)

Mob Boss: Ten million dollars for the missile chip. (approaches his giant fish tank) Not a plan, but the chip itself.

Peter Beaupre: Why the big price?

Mob Boss: My clients have requested it. I honor my clients' requests.

Peter Beaupre: Sounds like your clients (approaches the desk) want to build a missile that can't be detected by radar.

Mob Boss: I don't ask questions, Mr. Beaupre, (sits down at the desk and lays his hand on the blueprint of the missile on the section with the chip) but whoever possesses this chip could dominate the entire region.

(We then cut to AXUS Defense Technologies in Silicon Valley, California. A van pulls out.)

Mr. Cooper: Good night, George.

George: Good night, Mr. Cooper.

(Three of the thieves meet up with Mr. Cooper and Burton Jernigan uses a hand held metal detector on him)

Mr. Cooper: Jeez.

Burton Jernigan: He's clean.

Mr. Cooper: Here. (gives a metal box containing the chip to Beaupre, who then opens it) Uh, that's, uh-- (clears throat) That's what you asked for. Air Force N.S.B. 100 "C" series. If that goes in a missile, air defenses can't stop it. Uh, look. I got a plane to catch. Where's my money?

(Unger throws him a briefcase with the money they promised him and the thieves get back in their car Alice Ribbons picks up the toy RC car and opens it.)

Peter Beaupre: Here. Hide it in the toy car. We'll slip it right past airport security.

(Alice puts the chip in the toy car, closes it, and she and Peter put the car in its box and puts the box in their bag)

Peter Beaupre: Let's go.

(The thieves drive off and then the scene changes to them at the airport.)

Male P.A. Announcer: Welcome to San Francisco International Airport. Do not leave your bags unattended. Unattended luggage will be confiscated.

(Alice places the bag on the conveyer belt. A woman was going through and the detector beeps.)

Airport Security Guard: Please remove your jewelry and place in in the bowl.

Woman: My jewelry?

Airport Security Guard: Yes, ma'am.

Screener: Step back.

(The detector beeps.)

Alice Ribbons: Let's go.

(She goes through the detector.)

Airport Security Guard: Ma'am, you'll have to wait. Please.

(A woman named Mrs. Hess picks up a bag.)

Woman: I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Woman #2: That's it. Everything.

Mrs. Hess: (picks up her case) Thank you.

Woman: Thank you.

(The bag comes out of the other end of the conveyer.)

Airport Security Guard: Next, please.

(Alice walks through the conveyer.)

Airport Security Guard: Thank you.

(Alice picks up the bag.)

Airport Security Guard: Next, please. Thank you.

(As the thieves prepare to leave, Alice feels something in the bag. She opens it and reveals to be a loaf of bread.)

Alice Ribbons: Oh, my gosh.

(Beaupre, Unger, and Jernigan scatter, leaving Alice behind. Unger sees a bag as we cut to Beaupre walking up to the monitors. Jernigan looks through several bags. Beaupre looks through the monitors.)

Woman: They're on time. On time.

(We cut to Mrs. Hess.)

Girl: Yeah. There's my dad.

Mrs. Hess: Move. Move!

Girl: Oh, my gosh. There's Amy.

Mrs. Hess: Young man!

(She walks up to a cart and sits on it. Alice walks up to Beaupre.)

Alice Ribbons: I checked the Dallas, Miami, New York, and Denver lounges. Nothing.

Burton Jernigan: Bars, restaurants, club lounge-- clean.

Earl Unger: When I was in the john, I didn't see anything in there.

Peter Beaupre: It has to be on a plane.

(The monitor shows a plane that was boarding for Chicago.)

Peter Beaupre: We are going to Chicago.

Earl Unger: In the winter? (exhales) I packed tropical.

(The scene changes to a plane landing in Chicago.)

Male P.A. Announcer: Welcome to Chicago, where it's a balmy 29 degrees outside.

Woman: Welcome to Chicago.

Woman #2: Bye. Thanks.

Woman #3: Bye now. Thank you.

Woman: Welcome to Chicago.

Mrs. Hess: Bye-bye.

Woman: Here you go, sir.

Man: Thanks.

(Mrs. Hess lifts up her scarf from her bag, revealing the toy car.)

Alice Ribbons: Mr. Beaupre!

Peter Beaupre: Mr. Unger, Mr. Jernigan.

Alice: Ribbons Excuse me.

Peter Beaupre: Out of my way.

Alice Ribbons: Excuse me. Move.

(Mrs. Hess was on a trolley.)

Airport Trolley Driver: Did you check any bags, ma'am?

Mrs. Hess: No. Floor it.

(The thieves follow Mrs. Hess. They see her getting into a taxi.)

Alice Ribbons: She's leaving.

(They get out of the airport, but the taxi was leaving.)

Peter Beaupre: Hey!

(Jernigan uses a camera on his glove to take a picture of the taxi's number. He got the picture on his device. The scene changes to a cab yard. Beaupre uses night vision to find the taxi.)

Peter Beaupre: That's him.

(The taxi driver gets out of the cab.)

Earl Unger: Excuse me, pop. Can I ask you somethin'?

Taxi Driver: What?

Burton Jernigan: You had a fare from the airport around 1620 hours, January 8th. Senior citizen. Female. Caucasian.

Taxi Driver: What?

Earl Unger: About 4:30 today. Old broad.

Taxi Driver: Oh, yeah, yeah.

Earl Unger: You got an address on that?

Taxi Driver: W--Well, North Devon Park. Uh, Washington Street.

Burton Jernigan: Describe the house, please.

Taxi Driver: Well, big, old, uh, Tudor-like place.

Burton Jernigan: Details.

Taxi Driver: Christmas lights. Wreath on the door. Christmas tree at the end of the driveway. And the driveway was the only one on the block that wasn't shoveled.

Meeting Alex Pruitt/Alex gets chicken pox/Reuniting with the Biker Mice

(We cut to a boy named Alex Pruitt shoveling Mrs. Hess' driveway. He rings Mrs. Hess' doorbell, and she opens the door as we see Alex)

Alex Pruitt: I'm all done, Mrs. Hess. I'm exhausted and sweaty, but you can't see 'cause I'm all covered up.

Mrs. Hess: You were supposed to deal with the snow promptly, weren't you?

Alex Pruitt: Yes, but--

Mrs. Hess: Butts are for ashtrays. I don't care for excuses. We had an understanding, and you broke it. Your word is worthless.

Alex Pruitt: Sorry. That'll be no charge, Mrs. Hess.

Mrs. Hess: So, you can tell the neighborhood I stiffed you on a snow removal job?

Alex Pruitt: (shook his head) Mm-mmm.

Mrs. Hess: (takes out the remote-control car) Oh. Is this a loaf of the famous San Francisco sourdough bread? This won't make a very tasty sandwich, will it?

Alex Pruitt: Huh?

Mrs. Hess: Some silly, inconsiderate boob who took my bag-- I left my bread in San Francisco!

Alex Pruitt: Pardon me, Mrs. Hess, but I think I'm almost, maybe, possibly, probably gonna be late for my dinner.

Mrs. Hess: (gives him the car) Consider this your payment. I have no use for the silly thing.

Alex Pruitt: Thank you.

Mrs. Hess: And have your mother teach you that it is rude to scratch yourself in the presence of a lady.

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

Mrs. Hess: Good night, Alex. (closes the door)

Alex Pruitt: (sighs) Geez. What a grouch.

(Alex drags his shovel while carrying the car and then we see the thieves' van. We then see Pooh, Ash, and their friends walking down the street.)

- ???

Alex Pruitt: Who are you guys?

Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.

Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.

Pooh Bear: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me Pooh for short.

Brock: My name's Brock, and I'm a Pokémon breeder.

Misty: And I'm Misty. My specialty is water Pokémon.

Togepi: Togi.

Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum, and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master.

Pikachu: Pika.

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah. And this is Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Littlefoot: I’m Littlefoot.

Cera: I’m Cera.

- ???

Timon: I'm Timon

Pumbaa: Pumbaa!

- ???

Alex Pruitt: Nice to meet you all. My name is Alex Pruitt. Say your Pikachu is so cool. May I pet it?

Ash Ketchum: Sure Alex. But be careful, Pikachu does shock people when you cross it.

Alex Pruitt: I'll be careful, Ash. (sees the Street Sharks) Whoa! I always knew that there are sharks in water, but not on land, or in person.

Ripster: Well, to tell you, Alex. We're not really sharks.

Streex: We were actually ordinary teenage boys. But then we were experimented into mutant humanoid sharks.

Jab: We were four sons of university professor Dr. Robert Bolton and he had a partner named Dr. Luther Paradigm.

Big Slammu: He makes these experiments by combining human DNA with sea life. After he turned our dad into a monstrosity, he lured us to his lab and combined our DNA with shark's DNA.

Ripster: And that's how we became the Street Sharks.

Alex Pruitt: I don't believe it! (to the Extreme Dinosaurs) And I thought all dinosaurs were extinct!

T-Bone: Well, not all of them.

Spike (Extreme Dinosaurs): You see, Alex. We were originally ordinary dinosaurs until we were taken in by a Quadranian criminal named Argor Zardok.

Stegz: He used this ray to transform us into humanoid dinosaurs and give us the ability to talk like humans.

Bullzeye: Then he released us after we didn't want to work for him. Then we met a Quadranian enforcer named Chedra Bodzak. We came across these mutated Raptors, who are our enemies and then we were slept frozen for 65 million years.

T-Bone: But then we awoke in the present day and then called ourselves the Extreme Dinosaurs.

???

(The thieves stop in front of Alex's house)

Alice Ribbons: They're all old. Most of them are Tudor. They all have wreaths and Christmas trees. And the snow's all been shoveled.

Peter Beaupre: There are 14 houses. The toy car must be in one of them. We're going to have to search them all. We'll come back when it's light.

Earl Unger: We're gonna work houses in broad daylight?

Peter Beaupre: It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger. Nobody's home during the day.

(We change to inside Alex's house as we see his pet goldfish, Speedy. Alex activates a machine that opens a can of fish food, pours it into a bowl, and dunks it in Speedy's fish bowl)

Alex Pruitt: There you go, Speedy.

(As Alex goes to hang up his coat, he looks in the mirror that he has red dots on his neck and his forehead. He takes off his coat and sees that he also has red dots on his stomach. Streex sees that)

Streex: Are you okay, Alex?

Alex Pruitt: I got these red dots on me and they're making me itch. I don't know why.

Jab: Could it be a rash or something?

??: I don't know. (??) But I'm gonna find out.

???

(We then cut to Alex's mom, Karen in the attic while talking on the phone)

Karen Pruitt: Charlie, we went through this last year. I told you then, I'm telling you now. I can't work weekends.

Charlie: (on phone) Why not?

Karen Pruitt: I've got three kids and a husband.

Charlie: (on phone) Mary Lou does.

Karen Pruitt: Well, that's Mary Lou. She has no life. It means nothing to her to work weekends. But I can't do that.

Charlie: (on phone) Come on, Karen.

Karen Pruitt: I'm living in the house that's half-renovated. My kids have activities. They need to see their parents doing something other than running to the car in the morning.

(The scene changes to Jack in the kitchen)

Jack Pruitt: I can't really explain over the phone why we're so excited about this product.

Man: (on phone) Okay. But you'll be here on Wednesday.

Jack Pruitt: Right. I'll be in Cleveland on Wednesday. Yeah. Wednesday. And we'll talk about it then, face to face.

Man: (on phone) Man to man.

Jack Pruitt: Yeah. Man to man.

Man: (on phone) All right.

(Alex goes upstairs scratching himself as he scratches himself. We see Molly in her bedroom, writing math equations on the bottom of her shoe. We cut to Stan's room, where he has a jar with bugs saying, "Property of Alex Pruitt. Do Not Touch! This bug is for Scientific Research Only!" Stan was dribbling his basketball)

Parrot: (squawks)

(Alex's bug crawls near Stan's basketball)

Parrot: (squawks) Your brother's bug. Your brother's bug. Careful. Careful.

(Stan accidentally crushed Alex's bug with the basketball.)

Parrot: Oh.

Stan Pruitt: Hmm.

Parrot: Bull's-eye.

(Stan throws the ball and makes a basket)

Parrot: Three from downtown. And the crowd goes wild.

(Alex was in the bathroom and sees more red dots on his chest)

Alex Pruitt: Oh, man. I hope they're not-- (gasps, screams)

Molly Pruitt: Alex slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again.

Parrot: Bull's-eye.

Karen Pruitt: Alex? What happened?

Stan Pruitt: I had nothing to do with this. I'm innocent.

Jack Pruitt: Yeah, I--I gotta go. My kid slammed the toilet seat on his thing again.

Man: (on phone) Huh?

Jack Pruitt: I'll call you back.

Man: (on phone) All right.

Jack Pruitt: (hangs up) Alex?

(Just then, the doorbell rang)

Pooh Bear: I wonder who could that be?

Rabbit: I'll get the door.

(Rabbit answers the door and sees the heroes' old friends the Biker Mice from Mars)

Rabbit: Why, hello.

Throttle: Hello, Rabbit.

Vinnie: What's up?

Modo: It's been a while since we saw last each other, Rabbit.

Rabbit: Look who's here, everyone.

(The other heroes went to see the Biker Mice and they're very happy)

Pooh Bear: Throttle! Vinnie! Modo! How nice to see you. gentlemen!

Throttle: It's so great to see you too, Pooh Bear.

Piglet: (hugs Throttle) I missed you, Throttle.

Throttle: I missed you too, Piglet.

Brock: What's up, Throttle?

Throttle: It's been awesome, Brock.

Piglet: Can we ride with you tomorrow, Throttle?

Throttle: Nope, I'm sorry, Piglet. The snow is too deep.

Piglet: (sighs sadly)

Throttle: But, don't worry, Piglet. I'm sure it'll be another time.

Piglet: (smiles) Okay.

Vinnie: Hey, there, Eeyore!

Eeyore: Hello, Vinnie.

Misty: Hi, Vinnie. How's Charley doing?

Vinnie: Hey, Misty. Charley-girl's is doing fine and thank you for asking.

Throttle: Yeah, Charley is busy right now. Hey, but, don't worry you'll see her some other time.

Heroes: Okay.

Tigger: (jumps into Modo's arms) Hiya, Modo! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Modo: Hey, Tigger! Say, where's my little buddy, Ash?

Ash Ketchum: Here I am, Modo.

Modo: Hey, Ash, how's my little buddy doing?

Ash Ketchum: (hugs Modo) I'm doing great, Modo.

Modo: I've missed you, little buddy.

Ash Ketchum: Me too, Modo.

Throttle: Anyway, we were just riding in the streets of the neighborhood.

Modo: Yeah, and it was rockin'! And rollin'! Until we heard a scream from here. What was it?

Pooh Bear: That was our new friend, Alex Pruitt.

Tigger: He said he had these red dots on him that was making him itch.

Biker Mice: (confused) Huh?

Misty: Could you guys please excuse us for a minute?

(The scene changes to Alex in bed. Karen outs a thermometer in his mouth)

Karen Pruitt: Keep that in your mouth.

Alex Pruitt: Mm-hmm.

(The concerned heroes come into Alex's room)

Tigger: Say, what's the matter with Alex, ma'am?

Karen Pruitt: Chicken pox.

Heroes: Chicken pox?

Karen Pruitt: Yes, he's been scratching.

(Stan and Molly come in.)

Stan Pruitt: Mom, with all due respect, this is a scam to get out of having to turn in his science project because his bug died.

Alex Pruitt: What?

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Jack Pruitt: His face doesn't like that bad.

Karen Pruitt: His body is covered.

Pooh Bear: Oh, bother.

Piglet: (sighs) Oh, dear.

Molly Pruitt: Would that include his buttock region?

Alex Pruitt: (annoyed) Shut up!

Fred Jones: Now cut that out!

Stan Pruitt: This is great. If he scratches his chicken spots, we should call him Scar Butt.

(The heroes roll their eyes at Molly and Stan for teasing Alex.)

Mike Wazowski: Knock it off!

Sulley: Will you stop teasing your little brother!

Karen Pruitt: Leave.

Jack Pruitt: Good-bye.

(Molly and Stan leave the room)

Misty: (sighs) Well, guys, Molly reminds me of my three older sisters teasing me.

Alex meets the Biker Mice/Taking care of Alex

Karen Pruitt: I'll go make you some soup.

Jack Pruitt: I'll bring the TV up from the family room. (kisses Alex on the head)

Karen Pruitt: Oh, I'm so sorry. (kisses Alex on the head)

Jack Pruitt: Hey. Don't scratch.

Karen Pruitt: Keep that under your tongue. I'll be back.

Alex Pruitt: Nice family. Huh, Doris?

(Doris squeaks)

Rabbit: Stan and Molly got a lot of nerve teasing Alex.

Pooh Bear: Oh, bother.

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Misty: You know you shouldn't let Molly and Stan tease you. I'm a lot like you.

Alex Pruitt: Really? You mean your three older sisters tease you?

(Ash, Brock, Sulley, Mike, Fred, Rabbit, Pooh, Piglet, and the other heroes leave Misty with Alex)

Misty: That's right. I understand how you feel. My older sisters, Daisy, Lily and Violet, known as "The Sensational Sisters", tease me a lot, especially since I am the youngest and they would consider me the runt of the family.

Alex Pruitt: Misty, aren't you worried you might catch chickenpox from me?

Misty: Oh, I had chickenpox when I was a toddler, and my sisters teased me for it, saying that I had polka dots.

Alex Pruitt: I guess that makes us alike.

(The next day, Jack, Stan, and Molly came out of the house)

Jack Pruitt: Take off. You guys should get going.

Stan Pruitt: See you later, Dad.

(Just then, the Biker Mice come into Alex's room)

Throttle: Hey, Misty. The others told us you were up here.

Misty: Yeah. I stayed behind to look after Alex.

Vinnie: So, this is Alex Pruitt, huh?

(Alex paused for a moment after seeing the Biker Mice)

Alex Pruitt: (screams in fright)

Misty: Alex, Alex, it's okay. They won't hurt you.

Throttle: We're friends of Pooh Bear, Ash, and the others.

Modo: Yeah, we're the good guys.

Alex Pruitt: I'm sorry. I just never saw... What are you guys anyway?

Throttle: Mice, Alex. We're mice.

Alex Pruitt: (surprised) Mice?

Modo: You were expecting turtles maybe?

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(Stan, Molly, and other children run towards the school bus.)

Karen Pruitt: Mr. Greenfield's 401k is invested in the EAFA fund. You have it listed in the mid-cap fund. That's where your 3,000 shortfall is.

Bruce: (on phone) Oh. Okay.

Karen Pruitt: Okay?

Bruce: (on phone) So you're gonna make it up next quarter.

Karen Pruitt: Bruce, can I-- I just have to put you on hold. One sec. Alex. I'm on with the office. So, I think that what we-- I'm really sorry, Bruce. Can I just call you back in a minute?

Bruce: (on phone) Sure.

Karen Pruitt: Thanks.

(???)

Alex Pruitt: (laughs) Gotcha.

Karen Pruitt: You rang? Thirsty?

Alex Pruitt: Thanks, Mom.

(???)

???: Here we are.

???: I wish my husband could be here. It's a cozy little place. Isn't this charming! And it's available immediately. My boys are just gonna love it here. Yes, they will. Plus, special care and feeding tips, next on Pets on Parade.

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Alex Pruitt: Look, Doris. If you think that was amusing, wait till you see what I do next.

(???)

Oh, yeah.

???: Sit!

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???: I can't wait for next week. I hate dogs.

(???)

Throttle: Alex, what are you doing out of bed?

Alex Pruitt: Just showing Doris.

Modo: Didn't your momma ever tell you to stay in bed while you're sick?

Alex Pruitt: Yeah, but I don't feel that bad.

Vinnie: Well, you'd better get back into bed or you won't get any better.

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Karen Pruitt: Charlie, you know I can't come in. Alex is sick.

Charlie: Melling's reviewing the proposal.

Karen Pruitt: You're kidding.

Charlie: No.

Karen Pruitt: How long's he in town?

Charlie: He's leaving Friday. We can't cancel.

Karen Pruitt: It's okay. Mary Lou can handle it.

Charlie: She's not who he expects to see. You're the point person. You told me you'd handle it.

Karen Pruitt: I did, but my child wasn't sick when I promised you...

Charlie: Not my fault you can't find a sitter.

Karen Pruitt: Okay, I can come in for one hour. That is it. If Alex beeps me, I'm gone and you can fire me.

Charlie: Karen...

Karen Pruitt: Charlie, you're making me choose between making a house payment and taking care of my sick child and I really don't appreciate it.

Charlie: Karen...

Karen Pruitt: Jerk.

Alex Pruitt: You tell Charlie I'm desperately ill?

Karen Pruitt: (takes the bubble gun) Thank you, Alex. Yes, he knows you're sick. (unbuttons Alex's shirt to put lotion on him)

Alex Pruitt: What about the Family Leave Act?

Karen Pruitt: I just have to go in and pick some stuff, sign some papers and show my face. I'll be gone an hour at the very most. I called Mrs. Hess and...

Alex Pruitt: You called Mrs. Hess? She knows I'll be alone?

Karen: She said if anything comes up, she'll be right over. She wasn't happy about it...

Alex Pruitt: She could get tanked up on iced tea and come over and make me smoke cigarettes,

Karen Pruitt: Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Alex Pruitt: What do I if there's a tornado?

Karen Pruitt: They don't happen in winter.

Alex Pruitt: Social unrest?

Karen Pruitt: I don't think so.

Alex Pruitt: Boredom? It's deadly in old folks.

Karen Pruitt: Goodbye, sweetie.

Alex Pruitt: What about crooks?

Karen: I don't think that's not a problem during the day.

Alex Pruitt: Why not? Nobody's home during the day. I'm only 8 and I figured that out. Don't you think a grown-up crook figure it out too?

Karen Pruitt: This is a very safe neighborhood. There's only one road in and out of here. The doors will be locked, you have all my numbers. I'll be home soon as I can.

Alex Pruitt: But Mom! What about dragons, giant spiders, mummies, the living dead and other figments of my imagination?

Karen Pruitt: Alex, I can't help you there. Only you can control your imagination.

Pooh Bear Pruitt: I think we've got everything under control, Mrs. Pruitt.

Karen Pruitt: Thank you. (leaves)

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Alex's failed attempt to catch the thieves

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???: That's a scary thought.

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???: That's weird.

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???: Oh, my gosh.

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???: Clear.

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Alex Pruitt: I saw a burglar!

Dispatcher: Are you by yourself?

Alex Pruitt: My mom had to leave and I'm with some friends. I have the chickenpox.

Dispatcher: Can I have your address?

Alex: He's not at my house! He's at the Stephans'! Their address is 2305 Washington Street.

(The Police cars arrive on the scene.)

Alex Pruitt: Burglar at the Stephans'! I saw him with my telescope! There's a woman with a dog and a gray van! I didn't recognize anyone, but the dog looked like Johnny Allen's... so I called the police.

Karen Pruitt: You called the police?

Officer Jenny: Freeze!

(???)

Police Officer: The burglar alarm was on and working. There was no one in the house. Doesn't appear that anything's been taken. I don't know what he saw but it wasn't a person.

Karen Pruitt: I'm sorry about this. My son's been home with chickenpox, and I had to run to work. I'm strapped. I don't normally do this.

Police Officer: Son, false alarms are no joking matter.

Alex Pruitt: It wasn't a false alarm! The guy in the house had two lookouts and a driver in a gray van.

Karen Pruitt: He's been running a fever.

Police Officer: You might want to remind him that ours is a serious business.

Karen Pruitt: Oh, he knows. We gave him a police set for Christmas... Not this one, but last. You know, one with a badge, a hat and a whistle. He took it very seriously. He arrested relatives for various crimes. Not real crimes, but for leaving the toilet seat up and snoring and... Absolutely. I will, yes. Thank you. Thank you.

(Back in Alex's room...)

Karen Pruitt: (sternly) You get in that bed, young man.

Alex Pruitt: Excuse me, but I saw a man in Stephan's bedroom. A white male, a little older than Dad, and he was wearing butt inspection gloves.

Karen Pruitt: I have warned you about that telescope. You look through it long enough, you're gonna start seeing things, whether or not they're there.

Alex Pruitt: Well, I guess you have to be 35 before anyone around here listens to you.

Karen Pruitt: Don't get smart with me, Alex! Sick or not, I am very angry with you. You caused a lot of trouble today. Dad and I have to replace a door at the Stephans'. Do you think we're happy about that?

Alex Pruitt: I saw what I saw!

Pooh Bear: Your son wasn't imaging things, Mrs. Pruitt.

Piglet: Neither are we.

Misty: Mrs. Pruitt, we saw the burglar as well. Their van fled the scene before the police got here.

Ash Ketchum: But we managed to get their license plate number.

Brock: The police should see signs of forced entry into the Stephans' house.

(Karen sighs as she leaves Alex's room.)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, we're not kidding around either!

(???)

Agent Stuckey: Peter Beaupre... Earl Unger... Burton Jernigan... and Alice Ribbons. They were ticketed under aliases but didn't board the Hong Kong flight. I believe they're still in the U.S., but beyond that, I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen... we've got to find that chip.

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Alice Ribbons: What went wrong with the burglar alarm?

???: Nothing. It wasn't the alarm.

???: Then who called the police?

Alice Ribbons: Mr. Jernigan, care to speculate? Cars came and went. The mailman came by. We could have a watcher on any house. It could be anybody.

Peter Beaupre: I don't think it's just anybody. I think it's someone on our street. Someone we are not tracking. Someone we've missed.

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???: Dad, cab's here.

Jack Pruitt: Oh, shoot.

Alex Pruitt: Mom's not back yet.

Jack Pruitt: Well, all right. Mom took some documents to the bank. She can't be gone more than a few minutes.

???: Mrs. Hess is home. You'll be fine. My beeper's on speed dial.

???: Second button. Mom's is the first.

???: Right.

Jack Pruitt: So, you're okay?

Alex Pruitt: Positively.

Jack Pruitt: Give me a kiss.

Alex Pruitt: Dad.

Jack Pruitt: This is a safe neighborhood. We have great police, as you learned yesterday. Nothing bad will happen to you.

Alex Pruitt: Dad?

Jack Pruitt: Yeah?

Alex Pruitt: Got your tickets?

Jack Pruitt: Yep.

Alex Pruitt: Got your wallet?

Jack: It's in my pocket.

Alex Pruitt: Where's your pocket? Yeah.

Jack Pruitt: Thank you.

Alex Pruitt: Bye, Dad.

(???)

???: She's leaving. Red sedan heading south. Turning right. Hold.

???: You are just in time, Mr. Pruitt.

Jack Pruitt: Wait, wait. Oh, no.

(???)

???: Yes. Abort. Abort. Evacuate the area.

(???)

Officer Jenny: Let's go! Move! Move!

???: Cool!

Officer Jenny: Check the back. Nothing. Let's check upstairs.

Stan Pruitt: Where's the burglar?

Cop: There is no burglar. Just a kid home sick from school, making false alarms.

Stan Pruitt: How embarrassing.

Misty: Oh, great.

Alex gets in trouble/Heroes comfort Alex

Police Chief: (sternly) Son, this is the second time in 2 days that you've called the police. It's a very serious matter when a person calls the police.

Alex Pruitt: I saw a burglar yesterday and I saw a burglar today.

Karen Pruitt: Alex, listen to the chief.

Police Chief: There was no one in that house.

Alex Pruitt: What about Johnny Allen's dog? I talked to Johnny last night, his dog was kidnapped after Monday morning.

Police Chief: Did you see that happen?

Pooh Bear: Yes, he did see it happen, Chief.

Piglet: Yes, as friends of Alex, the rest of us have an explanation to make.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, Chief, we were in the neighborhood when the burglary took place, and we saw their car take off before you got here.

Brock: We managed to get a photo of their vehicle and their license plate number.

Misty: And we have a description of the suspects.

Tigger: And description of the vehicle.

Karen Pruitt: (sternly) Alex, apologize to the chief and go up to your room.

Alex Pruitt: Excuse me for being a good citizen.

Karen Pruitt: Alex! (to police chief) I'm very sorry. This will not happen again. (to Alex) Will it, honey?

(Alex goes upstairs as the heroes follow him.)

Karen Pruitt: Really, I promise you.

Police Chief: We wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us...in the event that something real ever does happen.

Parrot: (laughs) Loser.

Alex Pruitt: (annoyed) Shut up!

Parrot: Make me.

Stan Pruitt: Now that you've pranked the cops twice it goes on your permanent record.

Molly Pruitt: For the rest of your life, if you call for help, it won't come.

Stan Pruitt: Dad missed his plane.

Molly Pruitt: He was late for a meeting with his boss.

Stan Pruitt: We have to fork over much-needed family cash to the Stephens and to an evil octogenarian so they can have the doors repaired.

Molly Pruitt: And even worse.

Stan Pruitt: The world laughs, Alex.

Molly Pruitt: You've stained the family name.

Parrot: (cackles)

(Alex closes his bedroom door. The heroes are annoyed with Stan and Molly.)

Ash Ketchum: (glares and growls angrily at Stan and Molly) That's enough!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pka!

Parrot: Uh-oh, a kid with anger issues.

Brock: We don't want hear anymore of your taunts to your little brother!

Misty: Yeah, lay off your little brother! And if I hear you guys make fun of Alex, you will be having this fist for lunch.

(Ash, Misty and Brock storm into Alex's bedroom slammed the door leaving Stan and Molly stunned by their outbursts. Later that night in Alex's room, the heroes comfort Alex.)

Winnie the Pooh: We're very sorry for happened today, Alex.

Alex Pruitt: I know. The cops think I'm nuts. My mom, Stan, and Molly are mad at me.

Piglet: There, there, Alex. I'm sure they'll understand.

Ash Ketchum: Don't worry, my friends and I saw the whole thing.

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

Misty: (frowns) The cops should've looked for signs of forced entry.

Alex Pruitt: First the Stephans, then Mrs. Hess.

(Doris squeaks)

Alex Pruitt: I agree, Doris. The next stop is the Alcotts' house. What kind of a burglar goes into a house and doesn't take anything? Do you know what I think? I think they're looking for somethin' special. And they're lookin' in everybody's house 'cause they don't know who has it. (exhales) The question is... what is it?

(Later on, Alex looks out his window through binoculars.)

Alex Pruitt: If nobody's gonna do anything about this, I'll just have to do it myself.

Winnie the Pooh: Let us tell you something, Alex. We recalled the time we met a boy named Kevin McCallister who was left behind at home by accident when his family left in a big hurry. We all backed up Kevin stopping the Sticky Bandits, formerly the Wet Bandits, named Marv and Harry who tried to rob Kevin's house.

Alex Pruitt: Really?

Ash Ketchum: Yep, then we ran into Kevin again while we were vacationing in New York City and then we stopped Marv and Harry from robbing Toy Duncan's Chest. That happened when Kevin went on the wrong airplane by himself which was really dangerous while his family went to Miami, Florida. Kevin also told us that he didn't want to go to Florida. He got into big trouble for using his father's credit card and spending money on room service which angered his father.

Alex Pruitt: Yikes.

Simba: Kevin has two older brothers named Buzz and Jeff and two older sisters named Megan and Linnie. Kevin told us that Buzz is mean to him, and he likes to get him in trouble. Plus, Kevin has a cruel uncle named Frank who treats him with disdain.

Alex Pruitt: Must've been rough.

Misty: Yeah, it was.

Brock: When we first met Kevin, we saw that he was home alone and then he told us that he would rather be home alone, because he told us that Buzz ate his cheese pizza and Kevin told us he hates all pizza toppings.

Alex Pruitt: That wasn't very nice.

Littlefoot: No, it wasn't and that's where we met the Street Sharks and Extreme Dinosaurs.

Fred Jones: Before we met him again in New York, he told us that Buzz caused Kevin trouble at a Christmas pageant by putting light up candles behind his ear to look like they were glowing.

Tigger: While we were in New York one night with Kevin after the credit card fraud, we were wandering the streets and there were these strange scary people.

Alex Pruitt: Were they scary?

Pooh Bear: Yes. But luckily, we got help from our old friends, the Gargoyles.

Alex Pruitt: (surprised) Real gargoyles?

Ash Ketchum: Yes. They helped us by scaring them off. Goliath, the leader of the gargoyles, is nice and acts like a father figure towards me. He's also friends with my older cousin, Elisa Maza who's a detective for the NYPD.

Alex Pruitt: Your cousin's a detective?

Ash Ketchum: Yes. I also have an aunt in New York named April O'Neil, who is a news reporter. She's also friends with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Alex Pruitt: Wow.

Throttle: This Kevin kid must be pretty clever to outsmart those burglars.

Pooh Bear: Yes, he was.

Vinnie: What was he like.

Ash Ketchum: Well, we first met him here in Chicago when he was home alone.

Modo: He was here in Chicago?

Ash Ketchum: Yes, but you guys weren't with us when that happened or when we ran into Kevin again when he was in New York.

Throttle: And did you say something about Gargoyles and Ninja Turtles?

Pooh Bear: Yes. The Gargoyles are stone by day and they come to life at night.

Ash Ketchum: And Modo. When we first met Charley, remember when you asked her about expecting turtles. That sounded like you were referencing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Modo: Yeah, I did remember that. But we've never heard of them. Hopefully we'll get to meet them and the Gargoyles you mentioned.

Rabbit: It'll have to be the next time when we go to New York when you're with us.

(The next day, Karen leaves to go to work. But she almost hit Alice.)

Karen Pruitt: I am so sorry. I'm clearly not awake.

Alice Ribbons: It's all right. Have a nice day.

Karen Pruitt: I'll try.

Alice Ribbons: Mm-hmm

(Then Alex sets up a security system. Beaupre comes out of the van.)

Alex Pruitt: Watch this. Look, Doris.

(He controls the remote-control car with a camcorder on it.)

I forgot about the stairs. Got him, Doris. Got him. Yes, yes, yes! You are so busted.

Peter Beaupre: I have it. The toy car. It's videotaping me.

Earl Unger: Huh?

Burton Jernigan: What?

Alice Ribbons: Come back on that last message.

Alex Pruitt: Come on! Go! Go! Go! Don't spin!

???: You there! You was friendly. I don't have to kill you. You got money that doesn't belong to you.

Parrot: Hello, this is Karen. Hi, how's it going? I'm running late for the office again. I think blue chips are overvalued. Technology stocks are good. I'm in the shower. Can I call you back? Bad, bad Leroy Brown... Baddest cat in the whole town... Badder than old King Kong... Meaner than a junkyard dog Come on, come on.

Alex Pruitt: See you!

Peter Beaupre: The car's outside. I got the woman here. Get over here!

Alex Pruitt: Come on, get up!

Mrs. Hess: Everybody's in a hurry.

(Mr. Unger and Mr. Jernigan meet Beaupre, who just found Alex's toy car, at the Alcott's house.)

Burton Jernigan: It's a camera. Someone's onto us. Think it matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.

???: Where is Alice?

Alice Ribbons: (as she pushes a baby stroller to the Alcott's shed) What happened?

Peter Beaupre: There's a woman in the house. I'll go back in and deal with her. Get the chip.

(Beaupre then hands Alice the car.)

Alice Ribbons: I got it. Ma'am? May I have a word with you?

Parrot: Don't come in. I'm naked. What's on your mind, monkey butt?

???: Come on. What's that funky smell? I lost it. What?! Come on, go, go, go! It's out of range! I got it. I see it.

???: Look out. Jernigan, which direction?

Burton Jernigan: It got past me. It's heading south on Adams. I'm right behind the little... It's off the street, going through back yards...heading west. Alice, what's your position?

Alice Ribbons: Fourth house. Moving to the alley. It's going through the hedge. Jernigan, position.

Burton Jernigan: You're there.

???: I got it!

???: I got it!

Burton Jernigan: Unger. What's your position?

Earl Unger: Heading down Washington Street.

Burton Jernigan: I didn't copy. Where?

Earl Unger: I said, I'm heading to Wuh-ah-ah-ah... (Jernigan runs over Unger while driving) Stop, you nitwit! I don't see anything. I'll look around. I don't have it yet. We're out of time. Give it up.

Alex Pruitt: They got the tape. Why'd they still chase the toy car? It's not that expensive. I'm sure they don't have enough time to play with it. (opens up the toy car and what drops out of it is the stolen computer chip)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey guys, look at this.

Alex: Whoa. (reaches into his backpack and gets his magnifying glass and looks at the chip carefully) Hmmm.

Ash Ketchum: "Axus Defense Technologies"?

Misty: NSB 100 C? No wonder the thieves were after the toy car. They were trying to get this computer chip they stole.

Alex Pruitt: Look, Doris.

Air Force Recruiting Officer: Computer chip, huh? Where'd you find it?

Alex Pruitt: I found it in a remote-control car that I got for shoveling snow for Mrs. Hess. She lives across the street from us. It says U.S. Air Force on it, but you have to look under a magnifying glass in order to see it.

Air Force recruiting officer: Kid, a lot of toys have "Air Force" written on it. This is a recruiting office son. We don't handle matters like this.

Alex Pruitt: Can I give you the number on the chip and you can call the right guys? (The Air Force recruiting officer sighs and gets a pen and writes the down chip's serial number).

Misty: Didn't go well, huh?

Alex Pruitt: No, but he wrote down the chip's number and he'll call the right guys. You think we should tell Mom about the chip? I guess you're right. The less they know, the better. Those guys are bad news.

(???)

Earl Unger: I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the minivan.

Burton Jernigan: Never let emotions get the best of you. You weren't paying attention. You should have been more vigilant.

Earl Unger: You should have taken driver's ed. I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old and I'll have Burton Jernigan to thank.

Alice Ribbons: It's a kid. It has to be a kid. The cops come, they don't believe him, he takes matters into his own hands. It can't be anything else.

Earl Unger: If that's the case, I say take no chances. Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn them. Then look for that stupid car.

Peter Beaupre: My thoughts keep turning to number 3026. It's within the operating radius of the toy car. It's in sight of all the houses. Hello?

Mob Boss: Do you have the missile chip?

Peter Beaupre: We are close.

Mob Boss: If I don't have the chip in 24 hours, Mr. Beaupre, I will have to terminate the mission and nullify all the participants. You understand, don't you?

(Later, the Pruitts and heroes were having dinner.)

Karen Pruitt: Guys, Dad's home tomorrow night. Now, I have my quarterly client meeting from noon till 5:00, so I need you and Molly to come straight home after school to stay with Alex until Dad gets home.

Molly Pruitt: I can't. No way. Impossible. I have gymnastics.

Stan Pruitt: I have hockey.

Karen Pruitt: Do I need to repeat myself?

Stan Pruitt: Well, I thought you were putting the bite on Mrs. Hess to watch Alex.

Molly Pruitt: Yeah. She's a lot more responsible than me and Stan.

Karen Pruitt: Mrs. Hess is a backup. Unless there's an emergency, I really don't want to have to call her.

Alex Pruitt: I'll be fine with Pooh Bear and the others.

Stan Pruitt: Well, there you have it. It's settled.

(Molly snickers as the heroes roll their eyes at her.)

Stan Pruitt: Alex, could you pass me the false alarms? Excuse me. I'm sorry. I meant the peas.

(The phone rings)

Alex Pruitt: Ho, ho.

(Misty scowls at Stan and Molly)

Winnie the Pooh: We'll definitely stay with Alex while you're at work.

Piglet: Yes, we all know what to do, Mrs. Pruitt.

Karen Pruitt: (smiles) Thanks, guys.

Rabbit: Oh, it's our pleasure, Mrs. Pruitt.

Misty: Yeah, we heard Stan and Molly are mean to Alex all the time.

Stan Pruitt: Hey!

Molly Pruitt: What do you mean we're mean to Alex?

Misty: (angrily) You know what I mean!

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

Littlefoot: Misty knows what she's talking about you guys weren't nice to your little brother.

Tigger: That's right. You were teasing him when he got sick.

Stan Pruitt: We were only kidding around with Alex.

Rabbit: (sternly) Well, that is no excuse for the way you've treated your younger brother.

Timon: We see nothing funny about that.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, there's nothing funny about people who are sick, and it's not nice to make fun of your brother's illness.

Molly Pruitt: We knew that.

Squidward: (sarcastically) Sure you did.

Karen Pruitt: Hello? Oh, hi. Uh-uh. Yeah. He's been home with the chicken pox. Oh. Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis?

Alex Pruitt: Yeah.

Karen Pruitt: This is his mother on the phone. Did you take a toy car from him?

(Alex gasps in shock and shook his head.)

Karen Pruitt: No, he has one of those remote-control cars, but he got it from the woman across the street.

(Alex disconnects the call)

Alice Ribbons: We have it.

Karen Pruitt: Alex, what is the matter with you? You don't disconnect one of my calls.

Alex Pruitt: Don't talk to Mrs. Clovis, please.

Karen Pruitt: Why not?

Alex Pruitt: She's dangerous.

Karen Pruitt: Dangerous? What are you talking about?

Alex Pruitt: It was lies. They're all lies. It wasn't her.

Karen Pruitt: Honey, what do you mean it wasn't her?

(Alex looks back at Stan and Molly who are smirking at him.)

Misty: (annoyed) Wipe those smirks off your faces!

(Stan and Molly did so then Alex opens the drawer and takes out a student directory)

Alex Pruitt: Call her back. I think you'll be surprised.

(He walks out of the kitchen, leaving Karen confused as she calls back.)

Burton Jernigan: Outgoing call. Rerouted.

Alice Ribbons: (clears throat) Hello. Clovises.

Karen Pruitt: Hi. I beg your pardon. We just--

Alice Ribbons: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I disconnect you, Karen?

Karen Pruitt: No, no. It was me. We're--We're renovating. The phone lines are a mess.

Alex Pruitt: (gasps, quietly) They intercepted the phone call.

Alice Ribbons: Listen. I didn't mean to accuse your son. I'm certain Bradley just misplaced his toy car.

Karen Pruitt: Isn't that the way they are? They lose something, they immediately assume it's been stolen.

Alice Ribbons: Little boys do have wild imaginations, don't they?

Karen Pruitt: Yes, they do.

Preparing for Battle/Setting the Traps

(The scene cuts to Alex and the heroes in Alex's bedroom as Alex observes the chip)

Alex Pruitt: They're gonna come after me tomorrow, Doris. Nobody will listen. Not my parents or Molly or Stan, or the police or the Air Force. Nobody. So, what do I do?

(Doris squeaks)

Alex Pruitt: If that means hide, you're wrong.

(Doris squeaks again)

Alex Pruitt: If that means fight, you're right. (exhales) They'll understand when I'm done. They'll know I was telling the truth. I'm not gonna cry or feel sad or scared. They're grown-ups and they're criminals, but this is my neighborhood, and this is my house. And no matter how old they are, no matter how big they are, they can't beat me here. They can't beat me at home.

Pooh Bear: We're all in this together.

Ash Ketchum: Ready, Alex?

Alex Pruitt: Yeah!

Brock: Battle stations!

Misty: Let's do it!

(The scene cuts to Alex in the basement with a flashlight and then he fills a balloon with water. He takes a flowerpot and goes up the dumbwaiter to the attic and puts the flowerpot on the windowsill. Alex goes into Stan's bedroom while Stan is asleep and opens the parrot's cage)

Parrot: (squawks) Oh.

(Alex gives the parrot a cracker.)

Parrot: Ooh, wanna buy a little silence? (holds up two talons) Double or nothin'.

(Alex then takes out another cracker and gives them to the parrot. Stan snores while he's asleep as Alex crawls next to his bed to not wake him up and takes a case from under his bed. Alex goes outside in an igloo and empties the case full of fireworks. The scene cuts to the crooks preparing themselves for the heist. The scene cuts back to Alex's house as Alex drills in a wooden board in front of the door to the basement and he sets a measuring tape attached to a string in front of a skateboard. Alex fills a trunk full of books and places it by the front window in the attic. The scene cuts to the garage where Alex is modifying and spray painting his bubble gun to look like a real pistol.)

Weather Newsman: We're watching a major snowstorm that's bearing down on the Chicagoland area. As you take a look at the latest radar, you can see the snow's increasing in intensity. Heavy snow is in forecast, and residents are urged to stay indoors if possible.

(One of the crooks was watching the forecast. The scene cuts to Alex's house where Alex was in his parents' bedroom while Karen was asleep. Alex unlocks the window and walks up to Karen and fully pulls the covers over her and kisses her on the cheek. The scene cuts to the next day showing Alice in disguise, walking the dog.)

Alice Ribbons: Approaching target. All clear.

(Alex opens his curtains and sees Alice.)

Alex Pruitt: Here we go, Doris.

(He opens his drawer and takes out a dog whistle. He uses the whistle to get the dog's attention.)

Alice Ribbons: Whoa! No! Stop!

Alex Pruitt: First, we free the hostages.

(The scene cuts to the rest of the crooks in their van.)

Alice Ribbons: (on radio) Switching on the fiber optics.

(Alice turns on the camera on her sunglasses, showing the crooks on their monitor.)

(The scene cuts to Alex going down the stairs and goes into the closet. Alice rings the doorbell while Alex cuts the doorbell wires.)

Karen Pruitt: (while in the shower) Alex, can you get the door?

(Alex looks behind the curtains and uses the whistle again.)

Alice Ribbons: No answer.

(Alex goes into the dining room and looks out a different window uses the whistle again.)

Alice Ribbons: Are we certain the target has not left? We would've seen. I repeat, there is no movement inside. Permission to enter.

Burton Jernigan: Negative. We would have seen that.

(Alex blows the whistle again and then goes out the back around to the front.)

Alice Ribbons: I repeat: There is no movement inside. Permission to enter.

(Alex blows the whistle again as the dog runs off with the leash wrapped around Alice's legs and starts dragging her around until she was loose and the dog runs around to the back of Alex's house.)

Burton Jernigan: Alice?

Alex Pruitt: (takes the leash off of the dog) Hey! Go home. Go home!

(The dog runs off as Alex throws the leash away.)

Alice Ribbons: All right.

(As she goes to pick up her hat, her pants ripped.)

Alice Ribbons: I need assistance. I'm exposed.

Burton Jernigan: Maintain your position. Do not--I repeat: Do not draw attention to yourself.

Peter Beaupre: Pick her up. We'll move in after the storm hits. We'll let Mother Nature cover our tracks.

(The scene cuts to an FBI office.)

FBI Agent: Sir, this just came in from the Air Force. Some kid named Pruitt called a recruiting office in Chicago. Said he found a computer chip in a toy car.

Agent Stuckey: We're going to Chicago.

(A plane takes off as the scene then cuts to Alex's house here Alex was at the bottom of the stairs. Karen comes down.)

Karen Pruitt: Did you watch the weather for me?

Alex Pruitt: Yep. No problems. Your coat's over there.

Karen Pruitt: Oh, thanks. I want to wear my brown one.

Alex Pruitt: Wait! Why don't you go fill your commuter cup with yummy hot coffee, and I'll get your coat for you?

Karen Pruitt: Thanks, hon. I'll make you a sandwich.

(Alex sighs in relief as he goes in the closet, avoiding one of his traps and puts it back in position. Alex walks into the kitchen with Karen's brown coat.)

Alex Pruitt: Here's your coat.

Karen Pruitt: Thanks. Oh, sweetheart, I am so sorry about this week. It breaks my heart to have to come and go like this. It shouldn't be this way.

Alex Pruitt: It's okay. It's not you. It's the times.

Karen Pruitt: Thanks, hon. (puts her coat on) You have your beeper?

Alex Pruitt: Yep.

Karen Pruitt: Great. I'll call every half hour. I'll go online with you and keep the connection open all day. I'll have my laptop with me at all my meetings. We'll be in contact at all times. Plus, I have my cellular, and you've got my fax number.

Alex Pruitt: We're wired.

(Karen kisses him on the forehead.)

Karen Pruitt: Oh, my gosh. Did Mrs. Clovis call?

Alex Pruitt: Mmm.

Karen Pruitt: She was gonna stop by before I left to confirm that Bradley's name wasn't on the remote-control car.

Alex Pruitt: She stopped by when you were in the shower.

Karen Pruitt: Did you let her have it?

Alex Pruitt: Big time.

Karen Pruitt: I hope she felt foolish.

Alex Pruitt: It was painful.

Karen Pruitt: Okay. Be good. Be safe. Keep an eye on the old place.

Alex Pruitt: I got it all covered.

(She kisses Alex on the cheek and then heads out the door and drives off.)

Alex Pruitt: Here we go, Doris. It's just you and me.

(Doris squeaks)

Alex Pruitt: You mean there's someone else?

Parrot: Get ready to rumble! Play ball!

(Alex then goes outside to setup the rest of the traps. He takes some yarn and wraps some wire around it and plugs in the wires. Inside, he takes a dollhouse and uses it as a model of his house and then goes outside and removes the diving board with rails and brings a trampoline and puts it over the pool. He observes that his fake pool will fool the crooks.

Parrot: (squawking) The old switcheroo.

(Alex then unscrews some boards on the back entrance. The scene cuts to Alex removing some boards in the attic.

Pooh Bear: Shh! (whispers) Here they come.

Tigger: All right let's go.

(Alex goes into Stan's room.)

Alex Pruitt: Come on.

Ash Ketchum: Ready, Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Parrot: It's showtime!

(The parrot flies to Alex and Alex sees a poster behind Stan's door as he covers his eyes.)

Parrot: (squawks, wolf whistles) If those are real, I'm an eagle.

(Alex begins to set the Traps for the burglars by pouring marbles underneath a doormat.)

Ash Ketchum: I choose you, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Bayleef, Noctowl and Phanpy!

(Ash's Pokémon materialize.)

Brock: Geodude, Crobat, Forretress, Onix, I choose you!

Misty: Staryu, Psyduck, Corsola, Politoed, Goldeen, let's go!

(The scene cuts to the crooks outside.)

Alice Ribbons: Block the street.

(The crooks' van blocks the street while Unger uses a saw to cut down the street sign and replace it with a mailbox and then runs out of sight. Meanwhile, Mrs. Hess' phone rings.)

Mrs. Hess: Hello.

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Hi, Mrs. Hess. It's Karen Pruitt. Could you possibly check on Alex for me?

Mrs. Hess: I'm just going out.

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Oh, I'm at work. I'm really in a bind.

Mrs. Hess: Oh. Well? How long?

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Well, i-it wouldn't be for more than an hour or so.

Mrs. Hess: All right. No cooking.

(Alex opens the window and sees the burglars and the villains on the streets.)

Mrs. Hess: "Call Mrs. Hess. Well, she's retired. What else could she possibly be doing?" (mutters) Babysitter. Do they invite me into their house for holiday eggnog? Well, of course not!

Peter Beaupre: Look who woke up from her nap.

(Jernigan drives up behind Alex's house.)

Parrot: Crooks at 30 yards and closing. Let the party begin.

Ash Ketchum: Let's do it!

Pikachu: Pikachu!!

Final battle

Alice Ribbons: Good afternoon. My husband and I have just moved into your neighborhood.

Mrs. Hess: What do you want, a Wilkie button?

Peter Beaupre: A package was to be delivered to us, but the driver got confused and perhaps he brought it here.

Mrs. Hess: Nope. They didn't bring anything here.

Peter Beaupre: The delivery company said that no one answered the door, and the driver left it in the garage.

(Alex looks worried and then he changes his TV to a different security camera. Alice takes Mrs. Hess into the garage and closes the garage door.)

Mrs. Hess: Sometimes they leave stuff at the backdoor. Why are you closing the door?

Alice Ribbons: I left my heart in San Francisco.

(Cuts back to Alex's house where Unger was at the back.)

Burton Jernigan: Looks like the little rug rat has the place locked up pretty tight.

(Alex closes the window as the scene shows an electric box attached to a chair and Jernigan approaches. Alex goes downstairs to the front door and shows outside with the wires wrapped in yarn with a sign saying, "DANGER Electrical Energy Don't Get Electrocuted". Unger approaches.)

Earl Unger: (laughing) Jernigan, I think I'm gonna enjoy this. It's been a long time since I was a kid. You forget how incredibly stupid they are. (takes out some wire cutters)

Burton Jernigan: Now, you be careful. Sometimes when kids get scared, they wet their pants.

Ash Ketchum: (whispers) Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack!

(Jernigan sits on a chair, unaware that it was electric gets shocked, as does Unger as he cuts the wires and they both get shocked. The shells on Jernigan's sash fire and launches him off the chair a couple of times.)

Peter Beaupre: Mr. Unger?

(Unger groans in pain.)

Earl Unger: (high-pitched voice) I'm all right.

(Jernigan gets up and a blast knocks him out. Unger jumps over the fence but runs into the welcome mat and slips on the marbles and he hits the door.)

Peter Beaupre: Mr. Unger, what are you doing?

Earl Unger: Don't touch the yarn. It's wired.

(Beaupre unplugs the cord.)

Earl Unger: The kid's got the place booby-trapped.

Peter Beaupre: Make no assumptions.

Earl Unger: Watch the welcome mat.

Peter Beaupre: This boy is clever. Have you tried the door?

Earl Unger: Uh, not yet.

Peter Beaupre: Let me point something out to you.

(He feels a wire in front of the door as Unger notices that it's attached to a barbell on the roof.)

Earl Unger: Missed that.

Peter Beaupre: Stand clear.

(Peter cuts the rope, which loosens the measuring tape.)

Peter Beaupre: Maybe he's not so clever after all.

Earl Unger: Yeah, I-I just think we're having an off day.

(Suddenly, the measuring tape loosens the skateboard and the trunk full of books fell out the window.)

Both: (screaming)

(The trunk falls on them. The scene cuts to Mrs. Hess' garage where Alice was taping Mrs. Hess to a chair.)

Alice Ribbons: A thought for you to consider: At airport security, make sure you have the right package. I certainly hope that you're not fond of that little boy across the street. (opens the door) I'll leave this open. Fresh air will be good for you.

(The scene cuts to Jernigan still feeling pain from when he sat on the chair. He notices the electric box and disconnects the cables.)

Burton Jernigan: You think you're smart, you little brat! Unger, what's your status?

(Shows a fishing hook and a hose.)

Burton Jernigan: Unger! Unger?

(Jernigan walks into the fishing pole and it gets caught on his jacket. He hears his jacket rip and then prepares to fight, thinking someone has caught him as the camera shows a hose wheel where the string is attached to as it turns the wheel and turns on the hose. Jernigan feels the string and then pulls on it, causing the water to spray on him. He turns off the hose, but then another hose beneath him turns on.)

Ash Ketchum: Cyndaquil, Flamethrower!

Misty: Staryu, Tackle attack!

(The scene cuts to Beaupre and Unger recovering from the trunk of books falling on them and Unger takes a piece of wood out of his hair. Cuts back inside the house where Alex is about to cut a string.)

Alex Pruitt: Heads up. (cuts the string)

Earl Unger: How did that happen?

Peter Beaupre: I don't know.

Ash Ketchum: Bayleef, Razor Leaf!

(Bayleef unleashes a booby trap that releases a barbell on Beaupre and Unger.]

Alex Pruitt: Ouch.

Ash Ketchum: That's gotta hurt.

(Alex and the heroes go upstairs as Alice finds Beaupre and Unger lying on the doorstep.)

Alice Ribbons: You got hit with a book?

Earl Unger: Books. Plural. A trunk full of books. Then a set of weights. We got hit twice, you dumb broad.

Alice Ribbons: Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant.

Peter Beaupre: We didn't anticipate the defense the boy would mount. I'll go in the front. Mr. Unger, you take the north side. Alice, you take the south side. Where is Mr. Jernigan?

(Shows Jernigan still getting sprayed with water. He bends the hose, but then it sprays water on him again. The scene cuts to the crooks' van and a snowplow plowing snow, passing by the van. Then the scene cuts to the airport where Jack is still at due the flights being delayed.)

Woman (on PA): Attention, travelers. All flights to Chicago continue to be delayed due to severe weather. Please stand by for further details.

(The scene cuts back to the Pruitt house where Alex was drilling the front door shut. Beaupre unlocks the door but couldn't open it. The scene cuts to Unger taking out a knife and then Alex goes into another room and goes under a table. Unger uses his knife to unlatch the gate from the outisde as Alex prepares his trap. Unger opens the window but sees the trap with a water balloon and a sack of plaster.)

Alex Pruitt: Hi.

(Alex activates the tarp by slinging the water balloon and plaster at Unger and then Unger falls back. Then we see Alice going to a different gate around the back, which is also locked. She goes to find the lock but puts her hand in a bucket of adhesive past. She leaves her glove inside the past and then the scene cuts back to Beaupre.)

Peter Beaupre: (as he peeks into the mailslot of Alex's house) You can run, but you can't hide, Junior.

Alex Pruitt: Surprise.

(He sprays black paint to Beaupre's eyes.)

Alex Pruitt: What a loser.

(Suddenly, Beaupre was using an electric saw to cut the door open as Alex runs to a different room. The scene cuts to a hose spraying water, making mud. Alice manages to go over the gate, but as she got over, she lands in some mud. She loses her balance and then falls on the wire and causes the flowerpot to fall on her and then she lands face first in the mud. We cut to Jernigan, and he sees an open window.)

Burton Jernigan: Ah! Huh.

(We cut back to Unger coughing and gagging from the plaster and water and then he puts a twig in his nose. Jernigan enters the garage and sees a ladder. As he goes to pick up the ladder, he sees a pair of legs, thinking it's Alex.)

Burton Jernigan: I got him!

(He pulls on the legs, revealing they're from a dummy, activating the next trap. Jernigan keeps pulling on the dummy, which was attached to a string, activating a lawn mower.)

Burt Jernigan: (sees the dummy) Huh! (throws the dummy to the ground)

(The lawnmower then comes down and falls on him as we hear Jernigan screaming. We cut back to Alice, walking in the mud. She pulls one leg up and then falls back first in the mud as another flowerpot falls on her. We cut back to inside the garage with the lawn mower smoking and Jernigan was scalped from the lawn mower. He sees his hair that was cut off.)

Burt Jerniagn: (feels his head) Huh? (panic gasping)

(We cut to Unger opening a window. He pulls the blind cord, but it moves a ruler and then the shutter falls on his head. Beaupre finishes sawing the door open and then opens the door with a string attached as it pulls the string with a doll on the inside of the closet door. The doll starts crying as Beaupre hears it and cocks his shotgun. Alex peeks from the top of the stairs.)

Peter Beaupre: You are dead, kid.

(He opens the door as the trap activates with a boxing glove hitting him between the legs. He then falls back and then his shotgun fires. We cut back to Alice taking a piece of the flowerpot off of her as she gets out of the mud. Unger opens the window to the living room and checks if the window won't fall on him. As he climbs in the window, he steps into two Mega Blocks wagons of adhesive paste. He tries to step out, but it was no use. We cut to Alex watching his TV on security cameras in the attic.)

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

(Alex goes downstairs as Jernigan goes up the ladder to the attic.)

Burton Jernigan: Now things are lookin' up!

(Alex opens the door and gasps.)

Burt Jernigan: Gotcha!

(As he steps down, he falls into another trap.)

Alex Pruitt: See ya.

(Jerniagn continues falling though the house until he lands on a toilet. Then the toilet falls through the floor as water comes out.)

Burt Jernigan: Ugh. Yuck.

(Unger is trying to roll on the Mega Blocks wagons while his feet are still stuck in them.)

Earl Unger: Steady. Yeah.

(Unger tried to walk in them, but it wasn't easy. We cut to Alice as she brushes snow of the back steps.)

Alice Ribbons: Well, well, well.

(She swings on the rails to get over.)

Alice Ribbons: Nice try, kid.

(Suddenly, the bottoms of the rails have been sawed loose and then Alice falls on the steps. We cut to Beaupre inside the house. Alex turns on the baby monitor as Beaupre walks into the living room and then steps on a whoopie cushion under the carpet. Alex crosses out Dining Room on his map. We cut back to Alice recovering from falling on the loose steps. She flips over the steps to get over them to get on the back porch. As she walks the door, some loose planks hit behind her and she falls down to the basement as Beaupre heard her screaming. Unger rolls out of control on the wagons and then crashes into something off-screen.)

Peter Beaupre: (walks out the back door) Alice?

(Then the loose planks hit him, and he falls down into the basement on Alice and he shoots his gun a few times. Unger is sill rolling on the wagons as he opens the door to the basement.)

Earl Unger: I'm coming down!

(Then he trips a plank that was drilled beneath the doorway, and he falls down the stairs. He hits a freezer and then a rat trap snaps on his hand. He falls from rolling on the wagons and then shoots his gun upwards at a pipe and then waste from the pipe drips on him and shows water from a toilet in the bathroom going down it as more waste drips on Unger. We briefly cut to the Illinois Federal Trust where Karen was brushing snow off her car and then back to Beaupre and Alice coming into the basement.)

Peter Beaupre: Mr. Jernigan, Mr. Unger!

(We find Jernigan in the toilet room.)

Burton Jernigan: Welcome.

Alice Ribbons: You got a haircut?

(Unger comes in with the wheels now off the wagons with his pants down and his clothes dirty from the waste.)

Earl Unger: Are you almost done in there?

Burton Jernigan: Don't start with me.

Earl Unger: I'll wait.

(Alice dials her phone to check on Alex. The crooks and villains here the phone ringing.)

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

(Beaupre approaches the phone as Alex runs downstairs and Jernigan, Alice, Unger, and the villains go up the stairs.)

Burton Jernigan: Let's move.

Alice Ribbons: Ugh. What stinks?

(unger is wearing the clothes from the dummy.)

Earl Unger: Shut up.

Ash Ketchum: Bayleef, Vine Whip attack!

Brock: Onix, Tackle attack!

Ash Ketchum: Phanpy, Rollout attack!

Misty: Goldeen, Horn Attack!

Brock: Crobat, Supersonic attack!

Misty: Corsola, Spike Cannon!

Ash Ketchum: Totodile, Water Gun!

(Beaupre puts his pistol down and we see Alex in his parents' bedroom picking up the phone.)

Alex Pruitt: Hello?

(Beaupre picks up the phone and hears Karen on a different line.)

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Honey, you're all out of breath. Is something wrong?

Alex Pruitt: No, no! Everything's fine.

Karen Pruitt: I'm so worried. The weather is terrible.

(Jernigan, Alice, Unger, and the villains come out of the basement and Unger sprays deodorant on him.)

Karen Pruitt: I'm gonna come home right now.

Alex Pruitt: No, no. Take your time. (on phone) Really. Don't come home, Mom. Um, why don't you pick up Stan and Molly from school?

Karen Pruitt: (on phone) Are you sure?

(Beaupre picks what he thinks his gun form under the jacket.)

Alex Pruitt: Yeah. I'm playing Chinese checkers with Mrs. Hess.

Karen Pruitt: You're not smoking, are you?

Alex Pruitt: No. I gotta go. Mrs. Hess gets nutty when you make her wait.

Karen Pruitt: Okay. Play fair.

Alex Pruitt: Always. (hangs up the phone)

Peter Beaupre: What a brave little fellow. (puts the phone down)

Alice Ribbons: Mr. Jernigan.

Burton Jernigan: Living room clear.

Alice Ribbons: Good.

Earl Unger: Mmm. Nothing in the kitchen.

(Alex is upstairs peeking.)

Alice Ribbons: Let's organize. Mr. Unger, go to the left. Mr. Jernigan, follow me, slowly.

Alex Pruitt: (whispers) Go, Doris.

(Doris goes into a different room as Alex goes in the closet.)

Ear Unger: Ah.

Alice Ribbons: Mr. Unger, go left. Cover him. I'll cover the stairs.

(Alex hides in the closet as Unger tries to unlock the door.)

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

Earl Unger: I'm comin' for you, shorty. Comin' to pay you back for all the misery you caused me. (takes out his knife)

Alice Ribbons: Mr. Unger, what are you doing?

Earl Unger: Kid's in the closet. Scarin' him a little just before I grab him.

(Alex climbs up the shelves.)

Earl Unger: And behind door number one--

(He opens the closet door to see Alex isn't there; just shelves stacked with towels.)

Earl Unger: (disappointed) Towels.

Burton Jernigan: Hmph.

Earl Unger: I saw this door close.

Alice Ribbons: Idiot.

(Alex is hiding in a bag hanging from the door.)

Earl Unger: Would I make it up? Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?

(He closes the closet door and then punches a picture of Alex with Stan and Molly, smashing the glass. Alex comes out of the bag.)

Alex: Phew. (sneezes, gasps)

(The scene cuts to outside Stan and Molly's school where a snowplow was plowing snow for a mob of police cars. Karen was with Stan and Molly in the principal's office as the police and FBI agents go towards the school.)

Police Officer #1: Right. Follow the sergeant.

Police Officer #2: We'll go left.

(The police and FBI agents enter the school.)

Man: What's up fellas?

(Agent Stuckey enters the principal's office.)

Karen Pruitt: What's going on?

Agent Stuckey: You're Mrs. Pruitt from Washington Street?

Karen Pruitt: Yes?

Agent Stuckey: (shows his badge) Agent Stuckey, FBI. I came to talk to your son.

(Karen looks at Stan while Stan looks confused.)

Agent Stuckey: You called the Air Force about a computer chip in a remote-control car?

Stan Pruitt: No.

Karen Pruitt: Oh, gosh. It's Alex. It's-It's my other son. Why? What's happened?

Agent Stuckley: He may be in danger.

Karen Pruitt: He's not here. He's at home with Pooh Bear and his friends.

Agent Stuckey: Well, let's move.

Karen Pruitt: Why is he in danger?

Stan Pruitt: She asked you a question, sir.

Agent Stuckey: I'm not at liberty to discuss it, son.

(Agent Stuckey heads for the door, but Molly slams it close.)

Molly Pruitt: The "it" you're referring to is my little brother.

Agent Stuckey: We think he intercepted a top-secret electronic device stolen from a Defense Department contractor by a group of international criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization.

(Everyone stares at Stuckey and then the scene cuts back to Alex's house as Alex slowly opens the door and peeks through. Alice slightly opens Molly's bedroom, thinking Alex was in the bed under the covers.)

Alice Ribbons: (whispers) Mr. Jernigan, cover me.

(Alice and Jernigan opens the door quickly, pointing their guns, but no movement. Meanwhile, Unger goes into Karen and Jack's bedroom and hears a shower running.)

Parrot: (singing) Green-eyed lady, ocean lady... Soothing every breaking wave that comes...

(Back in Molly's bedroom, the camera shows a stuffed monkey and a deflated beach ball under the covers.)

Alex Pruitt: Go, Doris, go.

(Doris goes to Jernigan and climbs up his pants.)

Parrot: (singing) Green-eyed lady, ocean lady... Soothing every breaking wave that comes... Green-eyed lady, lovely lady... Strolling slowly towards the sun...

(Unger opens the curtains and just sees what was from Stan's poster.)

Parrot: Sorry, Charlie. (laughs, flies on Unger's gun) This just ain't your day.

Ash Ketchum: Noctowl, let's go! Tackle attack!

Brock: Forretress, Rapid Spin!

Misty: Politoed, Water Gun!

(Back in Molly's bedroom, Alice walks towards the bed and steps on a pump, causing the beach ball to inflate. Alice removes the covers, revealing the stuffed monkey.)

Burton Jernigan: (laughs)

Alice Ribbons: Shut up.

(Alice picks up the pump and then sees Doris in Jernigan's pants.)

Alice Ribbons: (screams)

Burton Jernigan: What?

Alice Ribbons: Don't move.

Burton Jernigan: Alice?

Alice Ribbons: Don't... move.

Burton Jernigan: Alice?

(Alice holds up her crowbar.)

Burton Jernigan: What? Alice?

Alice Ribbons: Shh, shh, shh.

Burton Jernigan: Alice?

(Alice prepares to hit Doris, but Doris gets out of the way and hits Jernigan between the legs. Jernigan screams in pain high-pitched as Alex watches from the closet.)

Alex Pruitt: Excellent.

(Unger comes out of Jack and Karen's room as the parrot flies off his gun.)

Parrot: Run, shorty, run!

Alex Pruitt: Come on, Doris!

Earl Unger: The kid!

Alex Pruitt: Doris, come on!

(Doris comes to Alex.)

Earl Unger: I got you now, you little rat!

Alice Ribbons: I got him!

Earl Unger: I got him!

(Alice and Unger run into each other.)

Alex Pruitt: Whoa!

(Alex closes the door and hist Unger. Alex runs to the attic and opens the dumbwaiter.)

(Togepi begins waving its arms back and forth.)

(Jernigan gets back up as Alice tries opening the door.)

Burton Jernigan: You... smacked me.

Alice Ribbons: Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!

Scar: This is no time to be fooling around.

Banzai: But there was a little white rat that belongs to the kid.

Throttle: Well, if one rodent is bad enough, how about three?

Vinnie: Yeah, why don't you pick on someone your own size?

(They turned to see the Biker Mice.)

Alice Ribbons: (screams) Giant rats!

Modo: (his eye glows) RAT?!

Burton, Earl and Alice: Uh-oh!

(Alex goes in the dumbwaiter and goes down. Unger kicks the door open.)

Earl Unger: All right, you little rug rat!

(Alex comes out of the dumbwaiter with the remote-control car and removes the bottom of the dumbwaiter. He opens a trunk and takes out a toy robot and puts it on top of the trunk. Alice, Unger, Jerniagn, and the villains went up to the attic.)

Alice Ribbons: (growls) Where is he?

(Alex was in the basement.)

Alex Pruitt: Stay here, Doris.

(Alex picks up a jacket and reveals Beaupre's gun as Doris squeaks.)

Alex Pruitt: (picks up the gun) Yikes. (throws it in the trash can)

(In the attic, Jernigan picks up a golf club.)

Alice Ribbons: Come on!

(Alex goes back to the attic and turns on the toy robot. Back in the attic, the crooks and villains notice Alex's TV on security cameras and shows Alex and the heroes outside.)

Earl Unger: He's been watching us the whole time.

Burt Jernigan: (groans, throws the golf club)

Earl Unger: He had a camera on us.

(Alex and the heroes were outside.)

Alex Pruitt: You're not gonna find me up there, you big, dumb, lawbreaking knuckleheads!

All: He's outside!

Alex Pruitt: (takes out the chip) Recognize this?

(He and the heroes run off.)

Earl Unger: How did he get outside?

Alice Ribbons: (sees the trampoline) The same way you're gonna get outside.

Burton Jernigan: How?

Alice Ribbons: (pushes Jernigan) Jump! Go!

Burton Jernigan: Aah! Don't push!

Alice Ribbons: It's a trampoline. You're jumping onto a trampoline.

Earl Unger: I presume then that you won't be joining us?

Alice Ribbons: No. I'll be covering you from here. Go!

Earl Unger: How comforting!

Burton Jernigan: Come on. He's gettin' away!

(Alex and the heroes open the gate. Unger and Jernigan were over the trampoline.)

Earl Unger: Yeah, this is a snap. This is a snap.

Yzma: Wait until I get my hands on those insolent fools!

Alice Ribbons: Go!

(Some of the villains get caught in some of Alex's traps.)

(Unger and Jernigan jump down onto the trampoline but went through it and into the swimming pool with ice. They exclaim in chill.)

Burton Jernigan: Oh, gosh!

Earl Unger: Cold. Very cold.

Ash Ketchum: Water conducts electricity. Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack!!!! Now!!!

Pikachu: Pika! Pika-chuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Earl Unger: Oh, no...

Burton Jernigan: Not that.

(Pikachu fires a powerful blast of electricity, electrocuting Earl and Burton, making them scream in pain and agony.)

Jessie: We're coming to get you!

James: You're gonna pay dearly for this!

Meowth: Tat's right, twoips!

(The toy robot reaches and pushes a button that says, "Attic" and activates the dumbwaiter. Alice hears it.)

Alice Ribbons: Of course. (opens the dumbwaiter and gets in) Here I come, you little brat.

(As Alice gets in, she falls down the dumbwaiter, all the way down to the bottom.)

Alice Ribbons: Ouch.

(Pikachu also fires a blast of electricity shocking Team Rocket.)

Team Rocket: (dazed) Ouch.

Rescuing Mrs. Hess

(Alex and the heroes runs up to Mrs. Hess' house and goes inside the garage and sees Mrs. Hess taped up.)

Alex Pruitt: Mrs. Hess!

(Alex puts the remote-control car on the worktable and puts his bag down and walks up to her.)

Alex Pruitt: Mrs. Hess.

Mrs. Hess: Hmm.

Alex Pruitt: Mrs. Hess?

Mrs. Hess: Hmm?

(Alex gently pulls the tape gag off her mouth.)

Alex Pruitt: You're okay. I'm here now.

(He takes off his jacket and puts it on her.)

Pooh Bear: Are you all right, madam?

Mrs. Hess: Yes, thank you.

Piglet: We're deeply sorry for what happened to you.

Brock: (gives her a blanket) Here, Mrs. Hess. We've figured you've been freezing in there.

Mrs. Hess: Thank you, young man.

Brock: You're welcome.

Mrs. Hess: Who are you all anyway?

Rabbit: We're friends of Alex, Mrs. Hess.

(As Alex begins to untape her, he sees the window and door open, letting the cold air in. Suddenly, Beaupre and the villains come out of hiding.)

Peter Beaupre: Well.

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

Peter Beaupre: It's Alex, isn't it? Today you learn something: There is a price to be paid for being a good citizen. In your zeal to aid your neighbor, you finally slipped into one of my traps.

Shere Khan: Your jig is up.

Dr. Facillier: You gave us the slip for the last time.

(The heroes gasp upon seeing Peter and the villains.)

(Beaupre takes the remote-control car and takes off the top but doesn't see the chip. He throws it down.)

Alex Pruitt: (gasps)

Peter Beaupre: (shouting in a foreign language)

Alex Pruitt: Can Mrs. Hess go inside? She's very old and very cold.

(Beupre picks up Alex's backpack and empty's it out, but still doesn't see the chip.)

Alex Pruitt: Please?

???: Why should we listen to an 8 year old brat like yourself?

???: Yeah, we don't care!

Pooh Bear: Is you all please we would kindly ask you to leave Alex and all of us alone.

Ursula: No way!

Maleficent: Not a chance, Pooh Bear!

Jafar: You can't make us!

(Beaupre picks up Alex and sits him on the worktable.)

Peter Beaupre: Give me the chip!

Alex Pruitt: It doesn't belong to you. It's not yours.

Jafar: Don't try anything stupid, young man.

(Beaupre takes out Alex's toy gun.)

Peter Beaupre: The chip, son. Give me the chip.

Grand Duke of the Owls: I'd listen to him if I were you. Now, give him the chip.

???: You do as we say, brat! Or you'll never see your parents, older siblings and friends again otherwise!

Misty: No way!

Ash Ketchum: Forget it!

Cera: Never!

Littlefoot: You can't make us!

Alex Pruitt: (sees the gun, chuckles) That doesn't belong to you either.

Peter Beaupre: What?

Alex Pruitt: That's not your gun.

(Beaupre pulls the trigger and it shoots out a dart with a suction cup.)

Alex Pruitt: (takes out his painted bubble gun) This is your gun.

(Beaupre and the villains move towards the door.)

Alex Pruitt: Ha!

(Peter and the villains get scared and run off.)

Alex Pruitt: Gotcha.

(Alex squirts bubbles from his gun. The heroes laugh in amusement.)

SpongeBob SquarePants: That's a very good one, Alex.

Patrick Star: (giggles) Yep, that sure was funny.

(Alex and the heroes bring Mrs. Hess into her house as Mrs. Hess was shivering.)

Alex Pruitt: Here. Sit down, Mrs. Hess.

Mrs. Hess: Thank you, Alex.

(She closes the door as Alex brings out a chair and she sat down.)

Alex Pruitt: These are times that call for soup. Any favorites?

Mrs. Hess: No. Thank you. I'm--I'm fine, honey.

Alex Pruitt: You know, Mrs. Hess, it's really cold outside. You're a pretty tough old bird.

Mrs. Hess: And you're a very sweet young man. I just never took the time to notice.

Alex Pruitt: You're not alone in that.

Alex becomes a hero

(Just then, two snowplow came, knocking over the crooks' van and plows snow for the police with Officer Jenny. Alex and the heroes come out of Mrs. Hess' house)

Alex Pruitt: Wow.

Agent Stuckey: Johnson, Williams, go around back.

(A couple of cops and Officer Jenny go around the back to Alex's house and finds Unger and Jernigan freezing in the pool)

Officer Jenny: Freeze!

(Unger and Jernigan hold their hands up)

Earl Unger: You gotta be kidding.

(Karen comes out of her car and sees the cops entering the house.)

Karen Pruitt: (worryingly) Alex.

(She goes up to the house as Alex sees her.)

Misty: Alex, your mom and siblings are back.

Alex Pruitt: Mom!

(Karen turns around and sees him. Alex happily runs to his mother and hugs her)

Tigger: (cries) Oh, how beautiful!

Alex Pruitt: Mom. You're hugging and kissing me in front of the cops.

Karen Pruitt: Oh, Alex. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.

(Stan and Molly approach)

Rabbit: Stan, Molly, we've trust you took back everything you said to your little brother?

Molly Pruitt: Uh-huh. We actually did when we learned from the FBI.

Stan Pruitt: Yeah, Rabbit. We’re sorry. (to Alex) This is very cool.

Molly Pruitt: Bud, you're a hero.

Pooh Bear: Your little brother didn't do it all by himself.

Tigger: Yeah, we've backed up Alex.

Molly Pruitt: Really?

Scooby-Doo: Uh-huh.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, that's right.

Agent Stuckey: Are you Alex?

Alex Pruitt: Yeah.

Agent Stuckey: (shows his badge) Agent Stuckey, FBI.

Pooh Bear: We're friends of Alex.

Fred Jones: Here's the chip that Alex found in his toy car.

Daphne Blake: There's an old lady named Mrs. Hess who lives across the street.

Alex Pruitt: Yeah, she's gonna need some soup and a doctor to look at her feet. There's two guys in our pool and a woman in our basement. The other one's gone.

Agent Stuckey: (take out a picture of Beaupre) This him?

Alex Pruitt: (looks at the picture) Yup.

Agent Stuckey: (takes the picture) Seven years I've been after this guy. He always manages to slip away. Thanks.

Pooh Bear: We took care of our enemies who were working for the crooks.

Ripster: We helped out, too.

T-Bone: They couldn't have done it without us.

Throttle: We've known Pooh Bear, Ash, and their friends since we first came to Chicago.

(Everyone sees the Street Sharks, Extreme Dinosaurs, and Biker Mice)

Karen Pruitt: (scared) Who are you? (gets in front of Alex, protectively) Don't you come any closer, you- you-

Throttle: Woah, woah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't break a nail. We're friends with Alex as well with Pooh Bear and his friends.

Ripster: We and the Extreme Dinosaurs first met Pooh Bear when we first came to Chicago.

T-Bone: We mean you no harm, Mrs. Pruitt.

Modo: Yeah, we're the good guys.

Vinnie: Talk about no appreciation.

Karen Pruitt: (shocked in disbelief) I don't believe this. Alex is friends with and got help from a bunch of mutant humanoid sharks, dinosaurs, and giant... gerbils?

Throttle: Mice, ma'am. We're mice.

Karen Pruitt: Mice?

Modo: You were expecting turtles maybe?

Heroes: (laugh in amusement)

Winnie the Pooh: Rest assured, Mrs. Pruitt. The Biker Mice, Street Sharks, and Extreme Dinosaurs are good friends of ours.

Karen Pruitt: Oh, okay. It's just that I've never seen sharks that walk on land, dinosaurs that can walk and talk like humans, and mice with antennas, and biker clothes, and motorcycles.

Vinnie: Don't forget your basic studly bods.

-

(The scene changes to the police escorting a freezing Jernigan and Unger from the back of the house)

Cop: It's just the three, sir.

Agent Stuckey: Where's your boss?

(Jernigan and Unger were frozen, they couldn't open their mouths)

Police Chief: Get 'em, out of here!

Cop: Yes, sir. Let's go, Popsicle.

(They escort Unger and Jernigan and carry Alice away. Meanwhile, the parrot was on the remote-control car and going into the igloo, finding Beaupre)

Parrot: Lucy, I'm home! What's on your mind, monkey butt?

Peter Beaupre: (gasps)

Parrot: (singing) Bad, bad Leroy Brown

Peter Beaupre: Shh!

(The parrot takes out a match and flies up onto a twig. Beaupre notices the fireworks in the igloo)

Parrot: Houston, we have a problem. Counting down in five, four, three, two--

Peter Beaupre: (takes out a cracker) Take it.

Parrot: (holds up two talons) Double or nothin'.

Peter Beaupre: I only have one.

(The parrot lights the match as Beaupre was about to cover his ears.)

Parrot: We have ignition.

(He lights the fuse and then runs out of the igloo on the remote-control car.)

Parrot: It's showtime!

Peter Beaupre: (gasps, shuts his eyes)

(The fireworks go off)

Agent Stuckey: Hey!

(He and the rest of the cops follow the fireworks)

Ending

(The scene changes to Jack in a taxi)

Jack Pruitt: (on phone) Now, I'll be there in just a minute. Okay. Bye. (hangs up) Driver, it's the big old Tudor place with the Christmas lights and the driveway that hasn't been shoveled.

Taxi Driver: Eh?

Jack Pruitt: (points) That one right there.

Taxi Driver: Oh.

(Inside Alex's house several men were fixing the door and the damages from the crooks as Jack enters)

Jack Pruitt: Um--

Man: Get that whole thing?

Man #2: Yeah.

(In the kitchen, the heroes have a conversation with Stan, Molly, and Alex)

Pooh Bear: (sighs happily) I'm glad it's all over.

Tigger: Yep, the burglars are thrown in jail.

Stan Pruitt: So, let us get this straight, guys. Those burglars also had backup from your enemies?

Rabbit: Oh, yes, that's right, Stan.

Molly Pruitt: So, Ash, what exactly does a Pokémon do, anyway?

Ash Ketchum: Well, Molly, a Pokémon has different powers. My Pikachu for example has powerful electric shocks. Pokémon is short for Pocket Monsters. They are also household appliances, transportation vehicles.

Misty: Yep, I am a gym leader at Cerulean City myself.

Brock: And I am a Pokémon breeder.

Molly and Stan: Wow!

Alex Pruitt: Yep, the Biker Mice from Mars, the Street Sharks, and the Extreme Dinosaurs are a big help.

Stan Pruitt: Street Sharks and Extreme Dinosaurs?

Molly Pruitt: Biker Mice?

Heroes: (with Alex) Yep.

Alex Pruitt: Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie are no ordinary mice.

Throttle: That's right, we're martian mice.

Vinnie: We're good friends of Pooh Bear, Ash, and everyone else.

Modo: We also don't like being called rats. Which I'm very sensitive to hear that word.

Throttle: The last time we saw Pooh Bear, Ash, and their friends was when we defeated Lawrence Limburger.

Stan Pruitt: Who's Lawrence Limburger?

Throttle: (sighs) Okay, look. It's a long story. You see, our planet was invaded by a race of smelly stink-faces called Plutarkians. Here. I'll show you. Now, the Plutarkians wanted our land, right? Seems they wasted all their own natural resources, so they go around strip-mining the cosmos.

Molly Pruitt: So, they blew up your planet?

Modo: Nah. They bought up our planet. Tore the place apart and dug up the land to ship back to Plutark.

Throttle: Right. Well, the mice population fought back, but most of us were wiped out. Modo here gave his arm to the cause. And Vinnie got half his face taken off. That's why he wears the mask. Same thing happened with my vision, but I wear these glasses to help me see things.

Pooh Bear: You see, Alex. We had a lot of fun riding on motorcycles with Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie.

Alex Pruitt: Sounds cool, guys. (to the Biker Mice) Can I ride with you guys some time?

Throttle: No, I don't think it's such a good idea, Alex.

Alex Pruitt: Why not?

Modo: Well, because you can get hurt especially if you're not wearing a helmet.

Vinnie: You're not old enough to be on a motorcycle, Alex.

Alex Pruitt: Well, okay.

???: We first met the Biker Mice when we were exploring around Chicago, and we saw that it was in ruins.

???: We then met a human named Charley Davidson, who owns a repair shop known as the Last Chance Garage.

Ripster: We are no ordinary sharks.

Streex: We were originally four human teenage brothers until we were experimented into mutant sharks.

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Alex Pruitt: Ash told me that he has a cousin and an aunt in New York who's friends with the Gargoyles and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ash Ketchum: My cousin, Elisa Maza is a detective and she's friends with the Gargoyles and my aunt, April O'Neil is a news reporter and is friends with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Stan Pruitt: Gargoyles?

Molly Pruitt: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

-

Alex Pruitt: Have you ever had the chicken pox?

Mrs. Hess: I had the chicken pox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.

(Everyone started laughing.)

Jack Pruitt: Hello.

Karen Pruitt: Hey there, stranger. (kisses him on the cheek and hugs him)

Alex Pruitt: Dad!

Jack Pruitt: Hi, sweetie. (to Alex) Hey, buddy! Come here. (picks up Alex and hugs him)

(Everyone smiles.)

Jack Pruitt: Let me see. Ah, you don't look any worse for wear.

Alex Pruitt: They couldn't touch me.

Stan Pruitt: The computer company that got their chip boosted is giving Alex a reward.

Molly Pruitt: It's a six-figure sum, which is extremely cool.

Alex Pruitt: (laughs) So, did you bring me anything?

Karen Pruitt: (scoffs)

Jack Pruitt: As a matter of fact, I did. (puts Alex down) Come here. (gives him a remote-control car) Think you can drive that?

Alex Pruitt: I think we can handle it.

(Then the parrot and Doris come in, riding on the remote-control car.)

Parrot: (squawks) Gentlemen, start your engines! (spins around) 360, 360!

(Everyone laughed and then Doris falls off the car)

Parrot: Rat overboard!

(Alex laughs as well. The scene changes to the police station, where the crooks were getting mugshots)

Police Officer: Say cheese.

(Beaupre, Alice, Unger, and Jernigan all get their mugshots as the screen and also appears that they got Alex's chicken pox. The screen cuts to black, ending the movie)